The Sketch-Book of Geoffrey Crayon

Washington Irving

"The Sketch-Book of Geoffrey Crayon" by Washington Irving is a collection of essays and short stories published serially throughout 1819 and 1820. This pioneering work helped establish American literature's international reputation, featuring 34 pieces that range from maudlin to comical. The collection includes Irving's famous tales "Rip Van Winkle" and "The Legend of Sleepy Hollow," alongside vignettes of English life written during Irving's time abroad. Through his pseudonymous narrator Geoffrey Crayon, Irving crafted a personality that would define his literary career and captivate readers on both sides of the Atlantic.

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THE SKETCH BOOK OF GEOFFREY CRAYON, GENT.

By Washington Irving

CONTENTS:

Preface

The Author’s Account of Himself

The Voyage

Roscoe

The Wife

Rip Van Winkle

English Writers on America

Rural Life in England

The Broken Heart

The Art of Book-making

A Royal Poet

The Country Church

The Widow and her Son

A Sunday in London

The Boar’s Head Tavern

The Mutability of Literature

Rural Funerals

The Inn Kitchen

The Spectre Bridegroom

Westminster Abbey

Christmas

The Stage-Coach

Christmas Eve

Christmas Day

The Christmas Dinner

London Antiques

Little Britain

Statford-on-Avon

Traits of Indian Character

Philip of Pokanoket

John Bull

The Pride of the Village

The Angler

The Legend of Sleepy Hollow

L’Envoy

THE SKETCH-BOOK OF GEOFFREY CRAYON, GENT.

“I have no wife nor children, good or bad, to provide for. A mere

spectator of other men’s fortunes and adventures, and how they play

their parts; which, methinks, are diversely presented unto me, as from a

common theatre or scene.”--BURTON.

PREFACE TO THE REVISED EDITION.

THE following papers, with two exceptions, were written in England, and

formed but part of an intended series for which I had made notes and

memorandums. Before I could mature a plan, however, circumstances

compelled me to send them piecemeal to the United States, where they

were published from time to time in portions or numbers. It was not my

intention to publish them in England, being conscious that much of their

contents could be interesting only to American readers, and, in truth,

being deterred by the severity with which American productions had been

treated by the British press.

By the time the contents of the first volume had appeared in this

occasional manner, they began to find their way across the Atlantic,

and to be inserted, with many kind encomiums, in the London Literary

Gazette. It was said, also, that a London bookseller intended to publish

them in a collective form. I determined, therefore, to bring them

forward myself, that they might at least have the benefit of my

superintendence and revision. I accordingly took the printed numbers

which I had received from the United States, to Mr. John Murray, the

eminent publisher, from whom I had already received friendly attentions,

and left them with him for examination, informing him that should he be

inclined to bring them before the public, I had materials enough on

hand for a second volume. Several days having elapsed without any

communication from Mr. Murray, I addressed a note to him, in which I

construed his silence into a tacit rejection of my work, and begged that

the numbers I had left with him might be returned to me. The following

was his reply:

MY DEAR SIR: I entreat you to believe that I feel truly obliged by your

kind intentions towards me, and that I entertain the most unfeigned

respect for your most tasteful talents. My house is completely filled

with workpeople at this time, and I have only an office to transact

business in; and yesterday I was wholly occupied, or I should have done

myself the pleasure of seeing you.

If it would not suit me to engage in the publication of your present

work, it is only because I do not see that scope in the nature of it

which would enable me to make those satisfactory accounts between us,

without which I really feel no satisfaction in engaging--but I will

do all I can to promote their circulation, and shall be most ready to

attend to any future plan of yours.

With much regard, I remain, dear sir,

Your faithful servant,

JOHN MURRAY.

This was disheartening, and might have deterred me from any further

prosecution of the matter, had the question of republication in Great

Britain rested entirely with me; but I apprehended the appearance of a

spurious edition. I now thought of Mr. Archibald Constable as publisher,

having been treated by him with much hospitality during a visit to

Edinburgh; but first I determined to submit my work to Sir-Walter (then

Mr.) Scott, being encouraged to do so by the cordial reception I had

experienced from him at Abbotsford a few years previously, and by the

favorable opinion he had expressed to others of my earlier writings. I

accordingly sent him the printed numbers of the Sketch-Book in a parcel

by coach, and at the same time wrote to him, hinting that since I had

had the pleasure of partaking of his hospitality, a reverse had taken

place in my affairs which made the successful exercise of my pen

all-important to me; I begged him, therefore, to look over the literary

articles I had forwarded to him, and, if he thought they would bear

European republication, to ascertain whether Mr. Constable would be

inclined to be the publisher.

The parcel containing my work went by coach to Scott’s address in

Edinburgh; the letter went by mail to his residence in the country. By

the very first post I received a reply, before he had seen my work.

“I was down at Kelso,” said he, “when your letter reached Abbotsford. I

am now on my way to town, and will converse with Constable, and do all

in my power to forward your views--I assure you nothing will give me

more pleasure.”

The hint, however, about a reverse of fortune had struck the quick

apprehension of Scott, and, with that practical and efficient good-will

which belonged to his nature, he had already devised a way of aiding me.

A weekly periodical, he went on to inform me, was about to be set up

in Edinburgh, supported by the most respectable talents, and amply

furnished with all the necessary information. The appointment of the

editor, for which ample funds were provided, would be five hundred

pounds sterling a year, with the reasonable prospect of further

advantages. This situation, being apparently at his disposal, he frankly

offered to me. The work, however, he intimated, was to have somewhat of

a political bearing, and he expressed an apprehension that the tone it

was desired to adopt might not suit me. “Yet I risk the question,” added

he, “because I know no man so well qualified for this important task,

and perhaps because it will necessarily bring you to Edinburgh. If my

proposal does not suit, you need only keep the matter secret and there

is no harm done. ‘And for my love I pray you wrong me not.’ If on the

contrary you think it could be made to suit you, let me know as soon as

possible, addressing Castle Street, Edinburgh.”

In a postscript, written from Edinburgh, he adds, “I am just come here,

and have glanced over the Sketch-Book. It is positively beautiful, and

increases my desire to crimp you, if it be possible. Some difficulties

there always are in managing such a matter, especially at the outset;

but we will obviate them as much as we possibly can.”

The following is from an imperfect draught of my reply, which underwent

some modifications in the copy sent:

“I cannot express how much I am gratified by your letter. I had begun to

feel as if I had taken an unwarrantable liberty; but, somehow or other,

there is a genial sunshine about you that warms every creeping thing

into heart and confidence. Your literary proposal both surprises and

flatters me, as it evinces a much higher opinion of my talents than I

have myself.”

I then went on to explain that I found myself peculiarly unfitted for

the situation offered to me, not merely by my political opinions, but by

the very constitution and habits of my mind. “My whole course of life,”

I observed, “has been desultory, and I am unfitted for any periodically

recurring task, or any stipulated labor of body or mind. I have no

command of my talents, such as they are, and have to watch the varyings

of my mind as I would those of a weathercock. Practice and training

may bring me more into rule; but at present I am as useless for regular

service as one of my own country Indians or a Don Cossack.

“I must, therefore, keep on pretty much as I have begun; writing when I

can, not when I would. I shall occasionally shift my residence and write

whatever is suggested by objects before me, or whatever rises in my

imagination; and hope to write better and more copiously by and by.

“I am playing the egotist, but I know no better way of answering your

proposal than by showing what a very good-for-nothing kind of being I

am. Should Mr. Constable feel inclined to make a bargain for the wares I

have on hand, he will encourage me to further enterprise; and it will be

something like trading with a gypsy for the fruits of his prowlings, who

may at one time have nothing but a wooden bowl to offer, and at another

time a silver tankard.”

In reply, Scott expressed regret, but not surprise, at my declining what

might have proved a troublesome duty. He then recurred to the original

subject of our correspondence; entered into a detail of the various

terms upon which arrangements were made between authors and booksellers,

that I might take my choice; expressing the most encouraging confidence

of the success of my work, and of previous works which I had produced

in America. “I did no more,” added he, “than open the trenches with

Constable; but I am sure if you will take the trouble to write to him,

you will find him disposed to treat your overtures with every degree of

attention. Or, if you think it of consequence in the first place to

see me, I shall be in London in the course of a month, and whatever my

experience can command is most heartily at your command. But I can add

little to what I have said above, except my earnest recommendation to

Constable to enter into the negotiation.” *

* I cannot avoid subjoining in a note a succeeding paragraph

of Scott’s letter, which, though it does not relate to the

main subject of our correspondence, was too characteristic

to be omitted. Some time previously I had sent Miss Sophia

Scott small duodecimo American editions of her father’s

poems published in Edinburgh in quarto volumes; showing the

“nigromancy” of the American press, by which a quart of wine

is conjured into a pint bottle. Scott observes: “In my

hurry, I have not thanked you in Sophia’s name for the kind

attention which furnished her with the American volumes. I

am not quite sure I can add my own, since you have made her

acquainted with much more of papa’s folly than she would

ever otherwise have learned; for I had taken special care

they should never see any of those things during their

earlier years. I think I have told you that Walter is

sweeping the firmament with a feather like a maypole and

indenting the pavement with a sword like a scythe--in other

words, he has become a whiskered hussar in the 18th

Dragoons.”

Before the receipt of this most obliging letter, however, I had

determined to look to no leading bookseller for a launch, but to throw

my work before the public at my own risk, and let it sink or swim

according to its merits. I wrote to that effect to Scott, and soon

received a reply:

“I observe with pleasure that you are going to come forth in Britain. It

is certainly not the very best way to publish on one’s own accompt; for

the booksellers set their face against the circulation of such works as

do not pay an amazing toll to themselves. But they have lost the art of

altogether damming up the road in such cases between the author and the

public, which they were once able to do as effectually as Diabolus in

John Bunyan’s Holy War closed up the windows of my Lord Understanding’s

mansion. I am sure of one thing, that you have only to be known to the

British public to be admired by them, and I would not say so unless I

really was of that opinion.

“If you ever see a witty but rather local publication called Blackwood’s

Edinburgh Magazine, you will find some notice of your works in the last

number: the author is a friend of mine, to whom I have introduced you

in your literary capacity. His name is Lockhart, a young man of very

considerable talent, and who will soon be intimately connected with

my family. My faithful friend Knickerbocker is to be next examined and

illustrated. Constable was extremely willing to enter into consideration

of a treaty for your works, but I foresee will be still more so when

Your name is up, and may go

From Toledo to Madrid.

“----And that will soon be the case. I trust to be in London about the

middle of the month, and promise myself great pleasure in once again

shaking you by the hand.”

The first volume of the Sketch-Book was put to press in London, as I had

resolved, at my own risk, by a bookseller unknown to fame, and without

any of the usual arts by which a work is trumpeted into notice.

Still some attention had been called to it by the extracts which had

previously appeared in the Literary Gazette, and by the kind word

spoken by the editor of that periodical, and it was getting into fair

circulation, when my worthy bookseller failed before the first month was

over, and the sale was interrupted.

At this juncture Scott arrived in London. I called to him for help, as I

was sticking in the mire, and, more propitious than Hercules, he put his

own shoulder to the wheel. Through his favorable representations, Murray

was quickly induced to undertake the future publication of the work

which he had previously declined. A further edition of the first volume

was struck off and the second volume was put to press, and from that

time Murray became my publisher, conducting himself in all his dealings

with that fair, open, and liberal spirit which had obtained for him the

well-merited appellation of the Prince of Booksellers.

Thus, under the kind and cordial auspices of Sir Walter Scott, I began

my literary career in Europe; and I feel that I am but discharging, in

a trifling degree, my debt of gratitude to the memory of that

golden-hearted man in acknowledging my obligations to him. But who of

his literary contemporaries ever applied to him for aid or counsel that

did not experience the most prompt, generous, and effectual assistance?

W. I.

SUNNYSIDE, 1848.

THE SKETCH BOOK.

THE AUTHOR’S ACCOUNT OF HIMSELF

I am of this mind with Homer, that as the snaile that crept out of her

shel was turned eftsoones into a toad, and thereby was forced to make a

stoole to sit on; so the traveller that stragleth from his owne country

is in a short time transformed into so monstrous a shape, that he is

faine to alter his mansion with his manners, and to live where he can,

not where he would.--LYLY’S EUPHUES.

I was always fond of visiting new scenes, and observing strange

characters and manners. Even when a mere child I began my travels, and

made many tours of discovery into foreign parts and unknown regions of

my native city, to the frequent alarm of my parents, and the emolument

of the town crier. As I grew into boyhood, I extended the range of my

observations. My holiday afternoons were spent in rambles about the

surrounding country. I made myself familiar with all its places famous

in history or fable. I knew every spot where a murder or robbery had

been committed, or a ghost seen. I visited the neighboring villages,

and added greatly to my stock of knowledge, by noting their habits and

customs, and conversing with their sages and great men. I even journeyed

one long summer’s day to the summit of the most distant hill, whence I

stretched my eye over many a mile of terra incognita, and was astonished

to find how vast a globe I inhabited.

This rambling propensity strengthened with my years. Books of voyages

and travels became my passion, and in devouring their contents, I

neglected the regular exercises of the school. How wistfully would

I wander about the pier-heads in fine weather, and watch the parting

ships, bound to distant climes; with what longing eyes would I gaze

after their lessening sails, and waft myself in imagination to the ends

of the earth!

Further reading and thinking, though they brought this vague inclination

into more reasonable bounds, only served to make it more decided. I

visited various parts of my own country; and had I been merely a lover

of fine scenery, I should have felt little desire to seek elsewhere

its gratification, for on no country had the charms of nature been more

prodigally lavished. Her mighty lakes, her oceans of liquid silver; her

mountains, with their bright aerial tints; her valleys, teeming with

wild fertility; her tremendous cataracts, thundering in their solitudes;

her boundless plains, waving with spontaneous verdure; her broad, deep

rivers, rolling in solemn silence to the ocean; her trackless forests,

where vegetation puts forth all its magnificence; her skies, kindling

with the magic of summer clouds and glorious sunshine;--no, never need

an American look beyond his own country for the sublime and beautiful of

natural scenery.

But Europe held forth all the charms of storied and poetical

association. There were to be seen the masterpieces of art, the

refinements of highly cultivated society, the quaint peculiarities

of ancient and local custom. My native country was full of youthful

promise; Europe was rich in the accumulated treasures of age. Her very

ruins told the history of the times gone by, and every mouldering

stone was a chronicle. I longed to wander over the scenes of renowned

achievement--to tread, as it were, in the footsteps of antiquity--to

loiter about the ruined castle--to meditate on the falling tower--to

escape, in short, from the commonplace realities of the present, and

lose myself among the shadowy grandeurs of the past.

I had, besides all this, an earnest desire to see the great men of the

earth. We have, it is true, our great men in America: not a city but has

an ample share of them. I have mingled among them in my time, and been

almost withered by the shade into which they cast me; for there

is nothing so baleful to a small man as the shade of a great one,

particularly the great man of a city. But I was anxious to see the great

men of Europe; for I had read in the works of various philosophers, that

all animals degenerated in America, and man among the number. A great

man of Europe, thought I, must therefore be as superior to a great man

of America, as a peak of the Alps to a highland of the Hudson; and in

this idea I was confirmed by observing the comparative importance and

swelling magnitude of many English travellers among us, who, I was

assured, were very little people in their own country. I will visit this

land of wonders, thought I, and see the gigantic race from which I am

degenerated.

It has been either my good or evil lot to have my roving passion

gratified. I have wandered through different countries and witnessed

many of the shifting scenes of life. I cannot say that I have studied

them with the eye of a philosopher, but rather with the sauntering gaze

with which humble lovers of the picturesque stroll from the window

of one print-shop to another; caught sometimes by the delineations of

beauty, sometimes by the distortions of caricature, and sometimes by

the loveliness of landscape. As it is the fashion for modern tourists

to travel pencil in hand, and bring home their portfolios filled with

sketches, I am disposed to get up a few for the entertainment of my

friends. When, however, I look over the hints and memorandums I have

taken down for the purpose, my heart almost fails me, at finding how

my idle humor has led me astray from the great object studied by every

regular traveller who would make a book. I fear I shall give equal

disappointment with an unlucky landscape-painter, who had travelled on

the Continent, but following the bent of his vagrant inclination, had

sketched in nooks, and corners, and by-places. His sketch-book was

accordingly crowded with cottages, and landscapes, and obscure ruins;

but he had neglected to paint St. Peter’s, or the Coliseum, the cascade

of Terni, or the bay of Naples, and had not a single glacier or volcano

in his whole collection.

THE VOYAGE.

Ships, ships, I will descrie you

Amidst the main,

I will come and try you,

What you are protecting,

And projecting,

What’s your end and aim.

One goes abroad for merchandise and trading,

Another stays to keep his country from invading,

A third is coming home with rich and wealthy lading.

Hallo! my fancie, whither wilt thou go?

OLD POEM.

To an American visiting Europe, the long voyage he has to make is an

excellent preparative. The temporary absence of worldly scenes and

employments produces a state of mind peculiarly fitted to receive

new and vivid impressions. The vast space of waters that separate the

hemispheres is like a blank page in existence. There is no gradual

transition by which, as in Europe, the features and population of one

country blend almost imperceptibly with those of another. From the

moment you lose sight of the land you have left, all is vacancy, until

you step on the opposite shore, and are launched at once into the bustle

and novelties of another world.

In travelling by land there is a continuity of scene, and a connected

succession of persons and incidents, that carry on the story of life,

and lessen the effect of absence and separation. We drag, it is true,

“a lengthening chain” at each remove of our pilgrimage; but the chain is

unbroken; we can trace it back link by link; and we feel that the last

still grapples us to home. But a wide sea voyage severs us at once.

It makes us conscious of being cast loose from the secure anchorage of

settled life, and sent adrift upon a doubtful world. It interposes a

gulf, not merely imaginary, but real, between us and our homes--a

gulf, subject to tempest, and fear, and uncertainty, rendering distance

palpable, and return precarious.

Such, at least, was the case with myself. As I saw the last blue lines

of my native land fade away like a cloud in the horizon, it seemed as if

I had closed one volume of the world and its concerns, and had time for

meditation, before I opened another. That land, too, now vanishing from

my view, which contained all most dear to me in life; what vicissitudes

might occur in it--what changes might take place in me, before I should

visit it again! Who can tell, when he sets forth to wander, whither he

may be driven by the uncertain currents of existence; or when he may

return; or whether it may be ever his lot to revisit the scenes of his

childhood?

I said, that at sea all is vacancy; I should correct the impression. To

one given to day-dreaming, and fond of losing himself in reveries, a sea

voyage is full of subjects for meditation; but then they are the wonders

of the deep and of the air, and rather tend to abstract the mind from

worldly themes. I delighted to loll over the quarter-railing or climb to

the main-top, of a calm day, and muse for hours together on the tranquil

bosom of a summer’s sea; to gaze upon the piles of golden clouds just

peering above the horizon, fancy them some fairy realms, and people

them with a creation of my own;--to watch the gently undulating billows

rolling their silver volumes, as if to die away on those happy shores.

There was a delicious sensation of mingled security and awe with which I

looked down, from my giddy height, on the monsters of the deep at their

uncouth gambols: shoals of porpoises tumbling about the bow of the ship;

the grampus, slowly heaving his huge form above the surface; or the

ravenous shark, darting, like a spectre, through the blue waters. My

imagination would conjure up all that I had heard or read of the watery

world beneath me; of the finny herds that roam its fathomless valleys;

of the shapeless monsters that lurk among the very foundations of the

earth; and of those wild phantasms that swell the tales of fishermen and

sailors.

Sometimes a distant sail, gliding along the edge of the ocean, would be

another theme of idle speculation. How interesting this fragment of a

world, hastening to rejoin the great mass of existence! What a glorious

monument of human invention; which has in a manner triumphed over

wind and wave; has brought the ends of the world into communion; has

established an interchange of blessings, pouring into the sterile

regions of the north all the luxuries of the south; has diffused the

light of knowledge, and the charities of cultivated life; and has thus

bound together those scattered portions of the human race, between which

nature seemed to have thrown an insurmountable barrier.

We one day descried some shapeless object drifting at a distance. At

sea, every thing that breaks the monotony of the surrounding expanse

attracts attention. It proved to be the mast of a ship that must have

been completely wrecked; for there were the remains of handkerchiefs, by

which some of the crew had fastened themselves to this spar, to prevent

their being washed off by the waves. There was no trace by which the

name of the ship could be ascertained. The wreck had evidently drifted

about for many months; clusters of shell-fish had fastened about it, and

long sea-weeds flaunted at its sides. But where, thought I, is the crew?

Their struggle has long been over--they have gone down amidst the roar

of the tempest--their bones lie whitening among the caverns of the deep.

Silence, oblivion, like the waves, have closed over them, and no one

can tell the story of their end. What sighs have been wafted after that

ship! what prayers offered up at the deserted fireside of home! How

often has the mistress, the wife, the mother, pored over the daily news,

to catch some casual intelligence of this rover of the deep! How has

expectation darkened into anxiety--anxiety into dread--and dread into

despair! Alas! not one memento may ever return for love to cherish. All

that may ever be known, is that she sailed from her port, “and was never

heard of more!”

The sight of this wreck, as usual, gave rise to many dismal anecdotes.

This was particularly the case in the evening, when the weather, which

had hitherto been fair, began to look wild and threatening, and gave

indications of one of those sudden storms that will sometimes break in

upon the serenity of a summer voyage. As we sat round the dull light of

a lamp, in the cabin, that made the gloom more ghastly, everyone had his

tale of shipwreck and disaster. I was particularly struck with a short

one related by the captain:

“As I was once sailing,” said he, “in a fine, stout ship, across the

banks of Newfoundland, one of those heavy fogs that prevail in those

parts rendered it impossible for us to see far ahead, even in the

daytime; but at night the weather was so thick that we could not

distinguish any object at twice the length of the ship. I kept lights

at the mast-head, and a constant watch forward to look out for fishing

smacks, which are accustomed to lie at anchor on the banks. The wind was

blowing a smacking breeze, and we were going at a great rate through

the water. Suddenly the watch gave the alarm of ‘a sail ahead!’--it was

scarcely uttered before we were upon her. She was a small schooner, at

anchor, with her broadside toward us. The crew were all asleep, and had

neglected to hoist a light. We struck her just amidships. The force, the

size, and weight of our vessel, bore her down below the waves; we passed

over her and were hurried on our course. As the crashing wreck was

sinking beneath us, I had a glimpse of two or three half-naked wretches,

rushing from her cabin; they just started from their beds to be

swallowed shrieking by the waves. I heard their drowning cry mingling

with the wind. The blast that bore it to our ears, swept us out of all

further hearing. I shall never forget that cry! It was some time before

we could put the ship about, she was under such headway. We returned, as

nearly as we could guess, to the place where the smack had anchored. We

cruised about for several hours in the dense fog. We fired signal-guns,

and listened if we might hear the halloo of any survivors: but all was

silent--we never saw or heard any thing of them more.”

I confess these stories, for a time, put an end to all my fine fancies.

The storm increased with the night. The sea was lashed into tremendous

confusion. There was a fearful, sullen sound of rushing waves and broken

surges. Deep called unto deep. At times the black volume of clouds

overhead seemed rent asunder by flashes of lightning which quivered

along the foaming billows, and made the succeeding darkness doubly

terrible. The thunders bellowed over the wild waste of waters, and were

echoed and prolonged by the mountain waves. As I saw the ship staggering

and plunging among these roaring caverns, it seemed miraculous that she

regained her balance, or preserved her buoyancy. Her yards would dip

into the water; her bow was almost buried beneath the waves. Sometimes

an impending surge appeared ready to overwhelm her, and nothing but a

dexterous movement of the helm preserved her from the shock.

When I retired to my cabin, the awful scene still followed me. The

whistling of the wind through the rigging sounded like funereal

wailings. The creaking of the masts; the straining and groaning of

bulkheads, as the ship labored in the weltering sea, were frightful. As

I heard the waves rushing along the side of the ship, and roaring in my

very ear, it seemed as if Death were raging around this floating prison,

seeking for his prey: the mere starting of a nail, the yawning of a

seam, might give him entrance.

A fine day, however, with a tranquil sea and favoring breeze, soon put

all these dismal reflections to flight. It is impossible to resist the

gladdening influence of fine weather and fair wind at sea. When the ship

is decked out in all her canvas, every sail swelled, and careering gayly

over the curling waves, how lofty, how gallant, she appears--how she

seems to lord it over the deep!

I might fill a volume with the reveries of a sea voyage; for with me it

is almost a continual reverie--but it is time to get to shore.

It was a fine sunny morning when the thrilling cry of “land!” was given

from the mast-head. None but those who have experienced it can form an

idea of the delicious throng of sensations which rush into an American’s

bosom, when he first comes in sight of Europe. There is a volume of

associations with the very name. It is the land of promise, teeming with

everything of which his childhood has heard, or on which his studious

years have pondered.

From that time, until the moment of arrival, it was all feverish

excitement. The ships of war, that prowled like guardian giants along

the coast; the headlands of Ireland, stretching out into the channel;

the Welsh mountains towering into the clouds;--all were objects of

intense interest. As we sailed up the Mersey, I reconnoitred the shores

with a telescope. My eye dwelt with delight on neat cottages, with their

trim shrubberies and green grass-plots. I saw the mouldering ruin of an

abbey overrun with ivy, and the taper spire of a village church rising

from the brow of a neighboring hill;--all were characteristic of

England.

The tide and wind were so favorable, that the ship was enabled to come

at once to her pier. It was thronged with people; some idle lookers-on;

others, eager expectants of friends or relations. I could distinguish

the merchant to whom the ship was consigned. I knew him by his

calculating brow and restless air. His hands were thrust into his

pockets; he was whistling thoughtfully, and walking to and fro, a

small space having been accorded him by the crowd, in deference to his

temporary importance. There were repeated cheerings and salutations

interchanged between the shore and the ship, as friends happened to

recognize each other. I particularly noticed one young woman of humble

dress, but interesting demeanor. She was leaning forward from among the

crowd; her eye hurried over the ship as it neared the shore, to catch

some wished-for countenance. She seemed disappointed and sad; when I

heard a faint voice call her name.--It was from a poor sailor who had

been ill all the voyage, and had excited the sympathy of every one on

board. When the weather was fine, his messmates had spread a mattress

for him on deck in the shade, but of late his illness had so increased

that he had taken to his hammock, and only breathed a wish that he might

see his wife before he died. He had been helped on deck as we came up

the river, and was now leaning against the shrouds, with a countenance

so wasted, so pale, so ghastly, that it was no wonder even the eye of

affection did not recognize him. But at the sound of his voice, her eye

darted on his features: it read, at once, a whole volume of sorrow; she

clasped her hands, uttered a faint shriek, and stood wringing them in

silent agony.

All now was hurry and bustle. The meetings of acquaintances--the

greetings of friends--the consultations of men of business. I alone was

solitary and idle. I had no friend to meet, no cheering to receive. I

stepped upon the land of my forefathers--but felt that I was a stranger

in the land.

ROSCOE.

----In the service of mankind to be

A guardian god below; still to employ

The mind’s brave ardor in heroic aims,

Such as may raise us o’er the grovelling herd,

And make us shine for ever--that is life.

THOMSON.

ONE of the first places to which a stranger is taken in Liverpool is

the Athenaeum. It is established on a liberal and judicious plan; it

contains a good library, and spacious reading-room, and is the great

literary resort of the place. Go there at what hour you may, you are

sure to find it filled with grave-looking personages, deeply absorbed in

the study of newspapers.

As I was once visiting this haunt of the learned, my attention was

attracted to a person just entering the room. He was advanced in life,

tall, and of a form that might once have been commanding, but it was

a little bowed by time--perhaps by care. He had a noble Roman style of

countenance; a a head that would have pleased a painter; and though some

slight furrows on his brow showed that wasting thought had been busy

there, yet his eye beamed with the fire of a poetic soul. There was

something in his whole appearance that indicated a being of a different

order from the bustling race round him.

I inquired his name, and was informed that it was ROSCOE. I drew back

with an involuntary feeling of veneration. This, then, was an author of

celebrity; this was one of those men whose voices have gone forth to

the ends of the earth; with whose minds I have communed even in the

solitudes of America. Accustomed, as we are in our country, to know

European writers only by their works, we cannot conceive of them, as of

other men, engrossed by trivial or sordid pursuits, and jostling with

the crowd of common minds in the dusty paths of life. They pass before

our imaginations like superior beings, radiant with the emanations of

their genius, and surrounded by a halo of literary glory.

To find, therefore, the elegant historian of the Medici mingling among

the busy sons of traffic, at first shocked my poetical ideas; but it is

from the very circumstances and situation in which he has been placed,

that Mr. Roscoe derives his highest claims to admiration. It is

interesting to notice how some minds seem almost to create themselves,

springing up under every disadvantage, and working their solitary but

irresistible way through a thousand obstacles. Nature seems to delight

in disappointing the assiduities of art, with which it would rear

legitimate dulness to maturity; and to glory in the vigor and luxuriance

of her chance productions. She scatters the seeds of genius to the

winds, and though some may perish among the stony places of the world,

and some be choked, by the thorns and brambles of early adversity, yet

others will now and then strike root even in the clefts of the rock,

struggle bravely up into sunshine, and spread over their sterile

birthplace all the beauties of vegetation.

Such has been the case with Mr. Roscoe. Born in a place apparently

ungenial to the growth of literary talent--in the very market-place of

trade; without fortune, family connections, or patronage; self-prompted,

self-sustained, and almost self-taught, he has conquered every obstacle,

achieved his way to eminence, and, having become one of the ornaments of

the nation, has turned the whole force of his talents and influence to

advance and embellish his native town.

Indeed, it is this last trait in his character which has given him the

greatest interest in my eyes, and induced me particularly to point him

out to my countrymen. Eminent as are his literary merits, he is but one

among the many distinguished authors of this intellectual nation.

They, however, in general, live but for their own fame, or their own

pleasures. Their private history presents no lesson to the world, or,

perhaps, a humiliating one of human frailty or inconsistency. At best,

they are prone to steal away from the bustle and commonplace of busy

existence; to indulge in the selfishness of lettered eas; and to revel

in scenes of mental, but exclusive enjoyment.

Mr. Roscoe, on the contrary, has claimed none of the accorded privileges

of talent. He has shut himself up in no garden of thought, nor elysium

of fancy; but has gone forth into the highways and thoroughfares of

life, he has planted bowers by the wayside, for the refreshment of the

pilgrim and the sojourner, and has opened pure fountains, where the

laboring man may turn aside from the dust and heat of the day, and drink

of the living streams of knowledge. There is a “daily beauty in his

life,” on which mankind may meditate, and grow better. It exhibits no

lofty and almost useless, because inimitable, example of excellence; but

presents a picture of active, yet simple and imitable virtues, which are

within every man’s reach, but which, unfortunately, are not exercised by

many, or this world would be a paradise.

But his private life is peculiarly worthy the attention of the citizens

of our young and busy country, where literature and the elegant arts

must grow up side by side with the coarser plants of daily necessity;

and must depend for their culture, not on the exclusive devotion of time

and wealth; nor the quickening rays of titled patronage; but on

hours and seasons snatched from the purest of worldly interests, by

intelligent and public-spirited individuals.

He has shown how much may be done for a place in hours of leisure by

one master-spirit, and how completely it can give its own impress to

surrounding objects. Like his own Lorenzo de’ Medici, on whom he

seems to have fixed his eye, as on a pure model of antiquity, he has

interwoven the history of his life with the history of his native town,

and has made the foundations of his fame the monuments of his virtues.

Wherever you go, in Liverpool, you perceive traces of his footsteps in

all that is elegant and liberal. He found the tide of wealth flowing

merely in the channels of traffic; he has diverted from it invigorating

rills to refresh the garden of literature. By his own example and

constant exertions, he has effected that union of commerce and the

intellectual pursuits, so eloquently recommended in one of his latest

writings;* and has practically proved how beautifully they may be

brought to harmonize, and to benefit each other. The noble institutions

for literary and scientific purposes, which reflect such credit on

Liverpool, and are giving such an impulse to the public mind, have

mostly been originated, and have all been effectively promoted, by

Mr. Roscoe; and when we consider the rapidly increasing opulence and

magnitude of that town, which promises to vie in commercial importance

with the metropolis, it will be perceived that in awakening an ambition

of mental improvement among its inhabitants, he has effected a great

benefit to the cause of British literature.

* Address on the opening of the Liverpool Institution.

In America, we know Mr. Roscoe only as the author; in Liverpool he is

spoken of as the banker; and I was told of his having been unfortunate

in business. I could not pity him, as I heard some rich men do. I

considered him far above the reach of pity. Those who live only for the

world, and in the world, may be cast down by the frowns of adversity;

but a man like Roscoe is not to be overcome by the reverses of fortune.

They do but drive him in upon the resources of his own mind, to the

superior society of his own thoughts; which the best of men are apt

sometimes to neglect, and to roam abroad in search of less worthy

associates. He is independent of the world around him. He lives with

antiquity, and with posterity: with antiquity, in the sweet communion of

studious retirement; and with posterity, in the generous aspirings

after future renown. The solitude of such a mind is its state of highest

enjoyment. It is then visited by those elevated meditations which

are the proper aliment of noble souls, and are, like manna, sent from

heaven, in the wilderness of this world.

While my feelings were yet alive on the subject, it was my fortune

to light on further traces of Mr. Roscoe. I was riding out with a

gentleman, to view the environs of Liverpool, when he turned off,

through a gate, into some ornamented grounds. After riding a short

distance, we came to a spacious mansion of freestone, built in the

Grecian style. It was not in the purest style, yet it had an air of

elegance, and the situation was delightful. A fine lawn sloped away from

it, studded with clumps of trees, so disposed as to break a soft fertile

country into a variety of landscapes. The Mersey was seen winding a

broad quiet sheet of water through an expanse of green meadow land,

while the Welsh mountains, blended with clouds, and melting into

distance, bordered the horizon.

This was Roscoe’s favorite residence during the days of his prosperity.

It had been the seat of elegant hospitality and literary retirement. The

house was now silent and deserted. I saw the windows of the study, which

looked out upon the soft scenery I have mentioned. The windows were

closed--the library was gone. Two or three ill-favored beings were

loitering about the place, whom my fancy pictured into retainers of the

law. It was like visiting some classic fountain, that had once welled

its pure waters in a sacred shade, but finding it dry and dusty, with

the lizard and the toad brooding over the shattered marbles.

I inquired after the fate of Mr. Roscoe’s library, which had consisted

of scarce and foreign books, from many of which he had drawn the

materials for his Italian histories. It had passed under the hammer of

the auctioneer, and was dispersed about the country. The good people

of the vicinity thronged liked wreckers to get some part of the

noble vessel that had been driven on shore. Did such a scene admit of

ludicrous associations, we might imagine something whimsical in this

strange irruption in the regions of learning. Pigmies rummaging the

armory of a giant, and contending for the possession of weapons which

they could not wield. We might picture to ourselves some knot of

speculators, debating with calculating brow over the quaint binding and

illuminated margin of an obsolete author; of the air of intense, but

baffled sagacity, with which some successful purchaser attempted to dive

into the black-letter bargain he had secured.

It is a beautiful incident in the story of Mr. Roscoe’s misfortunes, and

one which cannot fail to interest the studious mind, that the parting

with his books seems to have touched upon his tenderest feelings, and

to have been the only circumstance that could provoke the notice of

his muse. The scholar only knows how dear these silent, yet eloquent,

companions of pure thoughts and innocent hours become in the season of

adversity. When all that is worldly turns to dross around us, these only

retain their steady value. When friends grow cold, and the converse of

intimates languishes into vapid civility and commonplace, these only

continue the unaltered countenance of happier days, and cheer us with

that true friendship which never deceived hope, nor deserted sorrow.

I do not wish to censure; but, surely, if the people of Liverpool had

been properly sensible of what was due to Mr. Roscoe and themselves, his

library would never have been sold. Good worldly reasons may, doubtless,

be given for the circumstance, which it would be difficult to combat

with others that might seem merely fanciful; but it certainly appears

to me such an opportunity as seldom occurs, of cheering a noble mind

struggling under misfortunes by one of the most delicate, but most

expressive tokens of public sympathy. It is difficult, however, to

estimate a man of genius properly who is daily before our eyes. He

becomes mingled and confounded with other men. His great qualities lose

their novelty; we become too familiar with the common materials which

form the basis even of the loftiest character. Some of Mr. Roscoe’s

townsmen may regard him merely as a man of business; others, as

a politician; all find him engaged like themselves in ordinary

occupations, and surpassed, perhaps, by themselves on some points of

worldly wisdom. Even that amiable and unostentatious simplicity of

character, which gives the nameless grace to real excellence, may cause

him to be undervalued by some coarse minds, who do not know that true

worth is always void of glare and pretension. But the man of letters,

who speaks of Liverpool, speaks of it as the residence of Roscoe.--The

intelligent traveller who visits it inquires where Roscoe is to be seen.

He is the literary landmark of the place, indicating its existence to

the distant scholar.--He is like Pompey’s column at Alexandria, towering

alone in classic dignity.

The following sonnet, addressed by Mr. Roscoe to his books, on parting

with them, has already been alluded to. If anything can add effect

to the pure feeling and elevated thought here displayed, it is the

conviction, that the who leis no effusion of fancy, but a faithful

transcript from the writer’s heart.

TO MY BOOKS.

As one who, destined from his friends to part,

Regrets his loss, but hopes again erewhile

To share their converse and enjoy their smile,

And tempers as he may affliction’s dart;

Thus, loved associates, chiefs of elder art,

Teachers of wisdom, who could once beguile

My tedious hours, and lighten every toil,

I now resign you; nor with fainting heart;

For pass a few short years, or days, or hours,

And happier seasons may their dawn unfold,

And all your sacred fellowship restore:

When, freed from earth, unlimited its powers.

Mind shall with mind direct communion hold,

And kindred spirits meet to part no more.

THE WIFE.

The treasures of the deep are not so precious

As are the concealed comforts of a man

Lock’d up in woman’s love. I scent the air

Of blessings, when I came but near the house,

What a delicious breath marriage sends forth--

The violet bed’s no sweeter!

MIDDLETON.

I HAVE often had occasion to remark the fortitude with which women

sustain the most overwhelming reverses of fortune. Those disasters which

break down the spirit of a man, and prostrate him in the dust, seem to

call forth all the energies of the softer sex, and give such intrepidity

and elevation to their character, that at times it approaches to

sublimity. Nothing can be more touching, than to behold a soft and

tender female, who had been all weakness and dependence, and alive to

every trivial roughness, while threading the prosperous paths of life,

suddenly rising in mental force to be the comforter and support of her

husband under misfortune, and abiding with unshrinking firmness the

bitterest blasts of adversity.

As the vine, which has long twined its graceful foliage about the oak,

and been lifted by it into sunshine, will, when the hardy plant is

rifted by the thunderbolt, cling round it with its caressing tendrils,

and bind up its shattered boughs, so is it beautifully ordered by

Providence, that woman, who is the mere dependent and ornament of man

in his happier hours, should be his stay and solace when smitten with

sudden calamity; winding herself into the rugged recesses of his nature,

tenderly supporting the drooping head, and binding up the broken heart.

I was once congratulating a friend, who had around him a blooming

family, knit together in the strongest affection. “I can wish you

no better lot,” said he, with enthusiasm, “than to have a wife

and children. If you are prosperous, there they are to share your

prosperity; if otherwise, there they are to comfort you.” And, indeed, I

have observed that a married man falling into misfortune, is more apt to

retrieve his situation in the world than a single one; partly, because

he is more stimulated to exertion by the necessities of the helpless and

beloved beings who depend upon him for subsistence, but chiefly because

his spirits are soothed and relieved by domestic endearments, and his

self-respect kept alive by finding, that, though all abroad is darkness

and humiliation, yet there is still a little world of love at home, of

which he is the monarch. Whereas, a single man is apt to run to waste

and self-neglect; to fancy himself lonely and abandoned, and his heart

to fall to ruin, like some deserted mansion, for want of an inhabitant.

These observations call to mind a little domestic story, of which I was

once a witness. My intimate friend, Leslie, had married a beautiful and

accomplished girl, who had been brought up in the midst of fashionable

life. She had, it is true, no fortune, but that of my friend was ample;

and he delighted in the anticipation of indulging her in every elegant

pursuit, and administering to those delicate tastes and fancies that

spread a kind of witchery about the sex.--“Her life,” said he, “shall be

like a fairy tale.”

The very difference in their characters produced a harmonious

combination; he was of a romantic, and somewhat serious cast; she was

all life and gladness. I have often noticed the mute rapture with which

he would gaze upon her in company, of which her sprightly powers made

her the delight: and how, in the midst of applause, her eye would still

turn to him, as if there alone she sought favor and acceptance. When

leaning on his arm, her slender form contrasted finely with his tall,

manly person. The fond, confiding air with which she looked up to

him seemed to call forth a flush of triumphant pride and cherishing

tenderness, as if he doated on his lovely burden from its very

helplessness. Never did a couple set forward on the flowery path of

early and well-suited marriage with a fairer prospect of felicity.

It was the misfortune of my friend, however, to have embarked his

property in large speculations; and he had not been married many months,

when, by a succession of sudden disasters, it was swept from him, and he

found himself reduced to almost penury. For a time he kept his situation

to himself, and went about with a haggard countenance, and a breaking

heart. His life was but a protracted agony; and what rendered it more

insupportable was the necessity of keeping up a smile in the presence of

his wife; for he could not bring himself to overwhelm her with the news.

She saw, however, with the quick eyes of affection, that all was not

well with him. She marked his altered looks and stifled sighs, and was

not to be deceived by his sickly and vapid attempts at cheerfulness. She

tasked all her sprightly powers and tender blandishments to win him back

to happiness; but she only drove the arrow deeper into his soul. The

more he saw cause to love her, the more torturing was the thought that

he was soon to make her wretched. A little while, thought he, and the

smile will vanish from that cheek--the song will die away from those

lips--the lustre of those eyes will be quenched with sorrow and the

happy heart which now beats lightly in that bosom, will be weighed down,

like mine, by the cares and miseries of the world.

At length he came to me one day, and related his whole situation in a

tone of the deepest despair. When I had heard him through, I inquired:

“Does your wife know all this?”--At the question he burst into an agony

of tears. “For God’s sake!” cried he, “if you have any pity on me don’t

mention my wife; it is the thought of her that drives me almost to

madness!”

“And why not?” said I. “She must know it sooner or later: you cannot

keep it long from her, and the intelligence may break upon her in a more

startling manner than if imparted by yourself; for the accents of those

we love soften the harshest tidings. Besides, you are depriving

yourself of the comforts of her sympathy; and not merely that, but also

endangering the only bond that can keep hearts together--an unreserved

community of thought and feeling. She will soon perceive that something

is secretly preying upon your mind; and true love will not brook

reserve; it feels undervalued and outraged, when even the sorrows of

those it loves are concealed from it.”

“Oh, but my friend! to think what a blow I am to give to all her future

prospects,--how I am to strike her very soul to the earth, by telling

her that her husband is a beggar! that she is to forego all the

elegancies of life--all the pleasures of society--to shrink with me into

indigence and obscurity! To tell her that I have dragged her down

from the sphere in which she might have continued to move in constant

brightness--the light of every eye--the admiration of every heart!--How

can she bear poverty? She has been brought up in all the refinements of

opulence. How can she bear neglect? She has been the idol of society.

Oh, it will break her heart--it will break her heart!”

I saw his grief was eloquent, and I let it have its flow; for sorrow

relieves itself by words. When his paroxysm had subsided, and he had

relapsed into moody silence, I resumed the subject gently, and urged

him to break his situation at once to his wife. He shook his head

mournfully, but positively.

“But how are you to keep it from her? It is necessary she should

know it, that you may take the steps proper to the alteration of your

circumstances. You must change your style of living--nay,” observing a

pang to pass across his countenance, “don’t let that afflict you. I am

sure you have never placed your happiness in outward show--you have yet

friends, warm friends, who will not think the worse of you for being

less splendidly lodged: and surely it does not require a palace to be

happy with Mary--”

“I could be happy with her,” cried he, convulsively, “in a hovel!--I

could go down with her into poverty and the dust!--I could--I could--God

bless her!--God bless her!” cried he, bursting into a transport of grief

and tenderness.

“And believe me, my friend,” said I, stepping up, and grasping him

warmly by the hand, “believe me, she can be the same with you. Ay, more;

it will be a source of pride and triumph to her--it will call forth all

the latent energies and fervent sympathies of her nature; for she will

rejoice to prove that she loves you for yourself. There is in every true

woman’s heart a spark of heavenly fire, which lies dormant in the broad

daylight of prosperity; but which kindles up, and beams, and blazes

in the dark hour of adversity. No man knows what the wife of his bosom

is--no man knows what a ministering angel she is--until he has gone with

her through the fiery trials of this world.”

There was something in the earnestness of my manner, and the figurative

style of my language, that caught the excited imagination of Leslie. I

knew the auditor I had to deal with; and following up the impression I

had made, I finished by persuading him to go home and unburden his sad

heart to his wife.

I must confess, notwithstanding all I had said, I felt some little

solicitude for the result. Who can calculate on the fortitude of one

whose life has been a round of pleasures? Her gay spirits might revolt

at the dark, downward path of low humility suddenly pointed out before

her, and might cling to the sunny regions in which they had hitherto

revelled. Besides, ruin in fashionable life is accompanied by so many

galling mortifications, to which, in other ranks, it is a stranger. In

short, I could not meet Leslie, the next morning, without trepidation.

He had made the disclosure.

“And how did she bear it?”

“Like an angel! It seemed rather to be a relief to her mind, for she

threw her arms around my neck, and asked if this was all that had lately

made me unhappy.--But, poor girl,” added he, “she cannot realize the

change we must undergo. She has no idea of poverty but in the abstract;

she has only read of it in poetry, where it is allied to love. She feels

as yet no privation; she suffers no loss of accustomed conveniences nor

elegancies. When we come practically to experience its sordid cares, its

paltry wants, its petty humiliations--then will be the real trial.”

“But,” said I, “now that you have got over the severest task, that of

breaking it to her, the sooner you let the world into the secret the

better. The disclosure may be mortifying; but then it is a single

misery, and soon over: whereas you otherwise suffer it, in anticipation,

every hour in the day. It is not poverty, so much as pretence, that

harasses a ruined man--the struggle between a proud mind and an empty

purse-the keeping up a hollow show that must soon come to an end. Have

the courage to appear poor, and you disarm poverty of its sharpest

sting.” On this point I found Leslie perfectly prepared. He had no false

pride himself, and as to his wife, she was only anxious to conform to

their altered fortunes.

Some days afterwards, he called upon me in the evening. He had disposed

of his dwelling-house, and taken a small cottage in the country, a few

miles from town. He had been busied all day in sending out furniture.

The new establishment required few articles, and those of the simplest

kind. All the splendid furniture of his late residence had been sold,

excepting his wife’s harp. That, he said, was too closely associated

with the idea of herself it belonged to the little story of their loves;

for some of the sweetest moments of their courtship were those when he

had leaned over that instrument, and listened to the melting tones of

her voice.--I could not but smile at this instance of romantic gallantry

in a doating husband.

He was now going out to the cottage, where his wife had been all

day superintending its arrangement. My feelings had become strongly

interested in the progress of his family story, and, as it was a fine

evening, I offered to accompany him.

He was wearied with the fatigues of the day, and, as we walked out, fell

into a fit of gloomy musing.

“Poor Mary!” at length broke, with a heavy sigh, from his lips.

“And what of her,” asked I, “has anything happened to her?”

“What,” said he, darting an impatient glance, “is it nothing to be

reduced to this paltry situation--to be caged in a miserable cottage--to

be obliged to toil almost in the menial concerns of her wretched

habitation?”

Has she then repined at the change?

“Repined! she has been nothing but sweetness and good-humor. Indeed, she

seems in better spirits than I have ever known her; she has been to me

all love, and tenderness, and comfort!”

“Admirable girl!” exclaimed I. “You call yourself poor, my friend;

you never were so rich,--you never knew the boundless treasures of

excellence you possessed in that woman.”

“Oh! but, my friend, if this first meeting at the cottage were over,

I think I could then be comfortable. But this is her first day of real

experience; she has been introduced into a humble dwelling,--she has

been employed all day in arranging its miserable equipments,--she has,

for the first time, known the fatigues of domestic employment,--she has,

for the first time, looked around her on a home destitute of every thing

elegant--almost of every thing convenient; and may now be sitting down,

exhausted and spiritless, brooding over a prospect of future poverty.”

There was a degree of probability in this picture that I could not

gainsay, so we walked on in silence.

After turning from the main road up a narrow lane, so thickly shaded

with forest-trees as to give it a complete air of seclusion, we came

in sight of the cottage. It was humble enough in its appearance for the

most pastoral poet; and yet it had a pleasing rural look. A wild vine

had overrun one end with a profusion of foliage; a few trees threw their

branches gracefully over it; and I observed several pots of flowers

tastefully disposed about the door, and on the grass-plot in front.

A small wicket-gate opened upon a footpath that wound through some

shrubbery to the door. Just as we approached, we heard the sound of

music--Leslie grasped my arm; we paused and listened. It was Mary’s

voice singing, in a style of the most touching simplicity, a little air

of which her husband was peculiarly fond.

I felt Leslie’s hand tremble on my arm. He stepped forward, to hear more

distinctly. His step made a noise on the gravel-walk. A bright beautiful

face glanced out at the window, and vanished--a light footstep-was

heard--and Mary came tripping forth to meet us. She was in a pretty

rural dress of white; a few wild flowers were twisted in her fine

hair; a fresh bloom was on her cheek; her whole countenance beamed with

smiles--I had never seen her look so lovely.

“My dear George,” cried she, “I am so glad you are come; I have been

watching and watching for you; and running down the lane, and looking

out for you. I’ve set out a table under a beautiful tree behind

the cottage; and I’ve been gathering some of the most delicious

strawberries, for I know you are fond of them--and we have such

excellent cream--and everything is so sweet and still here-Oh!”--said

she, putting her arm within his, and looking up brightly in his face,

“Oh, we shall be so happy!”

Poor Leslie was overcome.--He caught her to his bosom--he folded his

arms round her--he kissed her again and again--he could not speak, but

the tears gushed into his eyes; and he has often assured me, that

though the world has since gone prosperously with him, and his life has,

indeed, been a happy one, yet never has he experienced a moment of more

exquisite felicity.

RIP VAN WINKLE.

A POSTHUMOUS WRITING OF DIEDRICH KNICKERBOCKER.

By Woden, God of Saxons,

From whence comes Wensday, that is Wodensday,

Truth is a thing that ever I will keep

Unto thylke day in which I creep into

My sepulchre--

CARTWRIGHT.

[The following Tale was found among the papers of the late Diedrich

Knickerbocker, an old gentleman of New York, who was very curious in the

Dutch History of the province and the manners of the descendants from

its primitive settlers. His historical researches, however, did not lie

so much among books as among men; for the former are lamentably scanty

on his favorite topics; whereas he found the old burghers, and still

more, their wives, rich in that legendary lore, so invaluable to true

history. Whenever, therefore, he happened upon a genuine Dutch family,

snugly shut up in its low-roofed farm-house, under a spreading sycamore,

he looked upon it as a little clasped volume of black-letter, and

studied it with the zeal of a bookworm.

The result of all these researches was a history of the province, during

the reign of the Dutch governors, which he published some years since.

There have been various opinions as to the literary character of his

work, and, to tell the truth, it is not a whit better than it should be.

Its chief merit is its scrupulous accuracy, which indeed was a little

questioned on its first appearance, but has since been completely

established; and it is now admitted into all historical collections, as

a book of unquestionable authority.

The old gentleman died shortly after the publication of his work; and

now that he is dead and gone, it cannot do much harm to his memory to

say that his time might have been much better employed in weightier

labors. He, however, was apt to ride his hobby his own way; and though

it did now and then kick up the dust a little in the eyes of his

neighbors, and grieve the spirit of some friends, for whom he felt

the truest deference and affection, yet his errors and follies

are remembered “more in sorrow than in anger,” and it begins to be

suspected, that he never intended to injure or offend. But however his

memory may be appreciated by critics, it is still held dear among many

folks, whose good opinion is well worth having; particularly by certain

biscuit-bakers, who have gone so far as to imprint his likeness on their

new-year cakes, and have thus given him a chance for immortality,

almost equal to the being stamped on a Waterloo medal, or a Queen Anne’s

farthing.]

WHOEVER has made a voyage up the Hudson must remember the Kaatskill

mountains. They are a dismembered branch of the great Appalachian

family, and are seen away to the west of the river, swelling up to a

noble height, and lording it over the surrounding country. Every change

of season, every change of weather, indeed, every hour of the day

produces some change in the magical hues and shapes of these mountains;

and they are regarded by all the good wives, far and near, as perfect

barometers. When the weather is fair and settled, they are clothed in

blue and purple, and print their bold outlines on the clear evening sky;

but sometimes, when the rest of the landscape is cloudless, they will

gather a hood of gray vapors about their summits, which, in the last

rays of the setting sun, will glow and light up like a crown of glory.

At the foot of these fairy mountains, the voyager may have descried the

light smoke curling up from a Village, whose shingle roofs gleam among

the trees, just where the blue tints of the upland melt away into the

fresh green of the nearer landscape. It is a little village of great

antiquity, having been founded by some of the Dutch colonists, in the

early times of the province, just about the beginning of the government

of the good Peter Stuyvesant (may he rest in peace!), and there were

some of the houses of the original settlers standing within a few years,

built of small yellow bricks, brought from Holland, having latticed

windows and gable fronts, surmounted with weathercocks.

In that same village, and in one of these very houses (which, to tell

the precise truth, was sadly time-worn and weather-beaten), there lived,

many years since, while the country was yet a province of Great Britain,

a simple, good-natured fellow, of the name of Rip Van Winkle. He was a

descendant of the Van Winkles who figured so gallantly in the chivalrous

days of Peter Stuyvesant, and accompanied him to the siege of Fort

Christina. He inherited, however, but little of the martial character of

his ancestors. I have observed that he was a simple, good-natured man;

he was, moreover, a kind neighbor, and an obedient henpecked husband.

Indeed, to the latter circumstance might be owing that meekness of

spirit which gained him such universal popularity; for those men are apt

to be obsequious and conciliating abroad, who are under the discipline

of shrews at home. Their tempers, doubtless, are rendered pliant

and malleable in the fiery furnace of domestic tribulation, and a

curtain-lecture is worth all the sermons in the world for teaching the

virtues of patience and long-suffering. A termagant wife may, therefore,

in some respects, be considered a tolerable blessing, and if so, Rip Van

Winkle was thrice blessed.

Certain it is, that he was a great favorite among all the good wives of

the village, who, as usual with the amiable sex, took his part in all

family squabbles, and never failed, whenever they talked those matters

over in their evening gossipings, to lay all the blame on Dame Van

Winkle. The children of the village, too, would shout with joy whenever

he approached. He assisted at their sports, made their playthings,

taught them to fly kites and shoot marbles, and told them long stories

of ghosts, witches, and Indians. Whenever he went dodging about the

village, he was surrounded by a troop of them hanging on his skirts,

clambering on his back, and playing a thousand tricks on him with

impunity; and not a dog would bark at him throughout the neighborhood.

The great error in Rip’s composition was an insuperable aversion to

all kinds of profitable labor. It could not be for want of assiduity

or perseverance; for he would sit on a wet rock, with a rod as long

and heavy as a Tartar’s lance, and fish all day without a murmur, even

though he should not be encouraged by a single nibble. He would carry

a fowling-piece on his shoulder, for hours together, trudging through

woods and swamps, and up hill and down dale, to shoot a few squirrels

or wild pigeons. He would never refuse to assist a neighbor even in the

roughest toil, and was a foremost man in all country frolics for husking

Indian corn, or building stone fences; the women of the village, too,

used to employ him to run their errands, and to do such little odd jobs

as their less obliging husbands would not do for them. In a word, Rip

was ready to attend to anybody’s business but his own; but as to doing

family duty, and keeping his farm in order, he found it impossible.

In fact, he declared it was of no use to work on his farm; it was the

most pestilent little piece of ground in the whole country; everything

about it went wrong, in spite of him. His fences were continually

falling to pieces; his cow would either go astray, or get among the

cabbages; weeds were sure to grow quicker in his fields than anywhere

else; the rain always made a point of setting in just as he had some

out-door work to do; so that though his patrimonial estate had dwindled

away under his management, acre by acre, until there was little more

left than a mere patch of Indian corn and potatoes, yet it was the

worst-conditioned farm in the neighborhood.

His children, too, were as ragged and wild as if they belonged to

nobody. His son Rip, an urchin begotten in his own likeness, promised

to inherit the habits, with the old clothes, of his father. He was

generally seen trooping like a colt at his mother’s heels, equipped in

a pair of his father’s cast-off galligaskins, which he had much ado to

hold up with one hand, as a fine lady does her train in bad weather.

Rip Van Winkle, however, was one of those happy mortals, of foolish,

well-oiled dispositions, who take the world easy, eat white bread or

brown, whichever can be got with least thought or trouble, and would

rather starve on a penny than work for a pound. If left to himself, he

would have whistled life away, in perfect contentment; but his wife kept

continually dinning in his ears about his idleness, his carelessness,

and the ruin he was bringing on his family. Morning, noon, and night,

her tongue was incessantly going, and every thing he said or did was

sure to produce a torrent of household eloquence. Rip had but one way

of replying to all lectures of the kind, and that, by frequent use, had

grown into a habit. He shrugged his shoulders, shook his head, cast

up his eyes, but said nothing. This, however, always provoked a fresh

volley from his wife, so that he was fain to draw off his forces, and

take to the outside of the house--the only side which, in truth, belongs

to a henpecked husband.

Rip’s sole domestic adherent was his dog Wolf, who was as much henpecked

as his master; for Dame Van Winkle regarded them as companions in

idleness, and even looked upon Wolf with an evil eye, as the cause of

his master’s going so often astray. True it is, in all points of spirit

befitting in honorable dog, he was as courageous an animal as ever

scoured the woods--but what courage can withstand the evil-doing and

all-besetting terrors of a woman’s tongue? The moment Wolf entered the

house his crest fell, his tail drooped to the ground or curled between

his legs, he sneaked about with a gallows air, casting many a sidelong

glance at Dame Van Winkle, and at the least flourish of a broomstick or

ladle, he would fly to the door with yelping precipitation.

Times grew worse and worse with Rip Van Winkle as years of matrimony

rolled on; a tart temper never mellows with age, and a sharp tongue

is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use. For a long

while he used to console himself, when driven from home, by frequenting

a kind of perpetual club of the sages, philosophers, and other idle

personages of the village, which held its sessions on a bench before a

small inn, designated by a rubicund portrait of his Majesty George the

Third. Here they used to sit in the shade through a long, lazy summer’s

day, talking listlessly over village gossip, or telling endless, sleepy

stories about nothing. But it would have been worth any statesman’s

money to have heard the profound discussions which sometimes took place,

when by chance an old newspaper fell into their hands from some passing

traveller. How solemnly they would listen to the contents, as drawled

out by Derrick Van Bummel, the school-master, a dapper learned little

man, who was not to be daunted by the most gigantic word in the

dictionary; and how sagely they would deliberate upon public events some

months after they had taken place.

The opinions of this junto were completely controlled by Nicholas

Vedder, a patriarch of the village, and landlord of the inn, at the

door of which he took his seat from morning till night, just moving

sufficiently to avoid the sun, and keep in the shade of a large tree; so

that the neighbors could tell the hour by his movements as accurately as

by a sun-dial. It is true, he was rarely heard to speak, but smoked his

pipe incessantly. His adherents, however (for every great man has

his adherents), perfectly understood him, and knew how to gather his

opinions. When any thing that was read or related displeased him, he was

observed to smoke his pipe vehemently, and to send forth frequent, and

angry puffs; but when pleased, he would inhale the smoke slowly and

tranquilly, and emit it in light and placid clouds, and sometimes,

taking the pipe from his mouth, and letting the fragrant vapor curl

about his nose, would gravely nod his head in token of perfect

approbation.

From even this stronghold the unlucky Rip was at length routed by his

termagant wife, who would suddenly break in upon the tranquillity of

the assemblage, and call the members all to nought; nor was that august

personage, Nicholas Vedder himself, sacred from the daring tongue of

this terrible virago, who charged him outright with encouraging her

husband in habits of idleness.

Poor Rip was at last reduced almost to despair; and his only

alternative, to escape from the labor of the farm and the clamor of his

wife, was to take gun in hand, and stroll away into the woods. Here

he would sometimes seat himself at the foot of a tree, and share

the contents of his wallet with Wolf, with whom he sympathized as a

fellow-sufferer in persecution. “Poor Wolf,” he would say, “thy mistress

leads thee a dog’s life of it; but never mind, my lad, whilst I live

thou shalt never want a friend to stand by thee!” Wolf would wag his

tail, look wistfully in his master’s face, and if dogs can feel pity, I

verily believe he reciprocated the sentiment with all his heart.

In a long ramble of the kind, on a fine autumnal day, Rip had

unconsciously scrambled to one of the highest parts of the Kaatskill

mountains. He was after his favorite sport of squirrel-shooting, and the

still solitudes had echoed and re-echoed with the reports of his gun.

Panting and fatigued, he threw himself, late in the afternoon, on a

green knoll, covered with mountain herbage, that crowned the brow of a

precipice. From an opening between the trees, he could overlook all the

lower country for many a mile of rich woodland. He saw at a distance

the lordly Hudson, far, far below him, moving on its silent but majestic

course, with the reflection of a purple cloud, or the sail of a lagging

bark, here and there sleeping on its glassy bosom and at last losing

itself in the blue highlands.

On the other side he looked down into a deep mountain glen, wild,

lonely, and shagged, the bottom filled with fragments from the impending

cliffs, and scarcely lighted by the reflected rays of the setting

sun. For some time Rip lay musing on this scene; evening was gradually

advancing; the mountains began to throw their long blue shadows over

the valleys; he saw that it would be dark long before he could reach the

village; and he heaved a heavy sigh when he thought of encountering the

terrors of Dame Van Winkle.

As he was about to descend, he heard a voice from a distance hallooing:

“Rip Van Winkle! Rip Van Winkle!” He looked around, but could see

nothing but a crow winging its solitary flight across the mountain. He

thought his fancy must have deceived him, and turned again to descend,

when he heard the same cry ring through the still evening air, “Rip Van

Winkle! Rip Van Winkle!”--at the same time Wolf bristled up his back,

and giving a low growl, skulked to his master’s side, looking fearfully

down into the glen. Rip now felt a vague apprehension stealing over

him; he looked anxiously in the same direction, and perceived a strange

figure slowly toiling up the rocks, and bending under the weight of

something he carried on his back. He was surprised to see any human

being in this lonely and unfrequented place, but supposing it to be some

one of the neighborhood in need of his assistance, he hastened down to

yield it.

On nearer approach, he was still more surprised at the singularity of

the stranger’s appearance. He was a short, square-built old fellow, with

thick bushy hair, and a grizzled beard. His dress was of the antique

Dutch fashion--a cloth jerkin strapped round the waist--several pairs of

breeches, the outer one of ample volume, decorated with rows of buttons

down the sides, and bunches at the knees. He bore on his shoulders

a stout keg, that seemed full of liquor, and made signs for Rip to

approach and assist him with the load. Though rather shy and distrustful

of this new acquaintance, Rip complied with his usual alacrity; and

mutually relieving each other, they clambered up a narrow gully,

apparently the dry bed of a mountain torrent. As they ascended, Rip

every now and then heard long rolling peals, like distant thunder, that

seemed to issue out of a deep ravine, or rather cleft between lofty

rocks, toward which their rugged path conducted. He paused for an

instant, but supposing it to be the muttering of one of those transient

thunder-showers which often take place in the mountain heights, he

proceeded. Passing through the ravine, they came to a hollow, like a

small amphitheatre, surrounded by perpendicular precipices, over the

brinks of which impending trees shot their branches, so that you only

caught glimpses of the azure sky, and the bright evening cloud. During

the whole time Rip and his companion had labored on in silence; for

though the former marvelled greatly what could be the object of carrying

a keg of liquor up this wild mountain, yet there was something strange

and incomprehensible about the unknown, that inspired awe, and checked

familiarity.

On entering the amphitheatre, new objects of wonder presented

themselves. On a level spot in the centre was a company of odd-looking

personages playing at ninepins. They were dressed in quaint outlandish

fashion; some wore short doublets, others jerkins, with long knives in

their belts, and most of them had enormous breeches, of similar style

with that of the guide’s. Their visages, too, were peculiar; one had

a large head, broad face, and small piggish eyes; the face of another

seemed to consist entirely of nose, and was surmounted by a white

sugar-loaf hat, set off with a little red cock’s tail. They all had

beards, of various shapes and colors. There was one who seemed to be

the commander. He was a stout old gentleman, with a weather-beaten

countenance; he wore a laced doublet, broad belt and hanger,

high-crowned hat and feather, red stockings, and high-heeled shoes, with

roses in them. The whole group reminded Rip of the figures in an old

Flemish painting, in the parlor of Dominie Van Schaick, the village

parson, and which had been brought over from Holland at the time of the

settlement.

What seemed particularly odd to Rip was, that though these folks were

evidently amusing themselves, yet they maintained the gravest faces, the

most mysterious silence, and were, withal, the most melancholy party of

pleasure he had ever witnessed. Nothing interrupted the stillness of

the scene but the noise of the balls, which, whenever they were rolled,

echoed along the mountains like rumbling peals of thunder.

As Rip and his companion approached them, they suddenly desisted from

their play, and stared at him with such a fixed statue-like gaze, and

such strange uncouth, lack-lustre countenances, that his heart turned

within him, and his knees smote together. His companion now emptied the

contents of the keg into large flagons, and made signs to him to wait

upon the company. He obeyed with fear and trembling; they quaffed the

liquor in profound silence, and then returned to their game.

By degrees, Rip’s awe and apprehension subsided. He even ventured, when

no eye was fixed upon him, to taste the beverage which he found had much

of the flavor of excellent Hollands. He was naturally a thirsty soul,

and was soon tempted to repeat the draught. One taste provoked another;

and he reiterated his visits to the flagon so often, that at length his

senses were overpowered, his eyes swam in his head, his head gradually

declined, and he fell into a deep sleep.

On waking, he found himself on the green knoll whence he had first

seen the old man of the glen. He rubbed his eyes--it was a bright sunny

morning. The birds were hopping and twittering among the bushes, and

the eagle was wheeling aloft, and breasting the pure mountain breeze.

“Surely,” thought Rip, “I have not slept here all night.” He recalled

the occurrences before he fell asleep. The strange man with the keg

of liquor--the mountain ravine--the wild retreat among the rocks--the

woe-begone party at ninepins--the flagon--“Oh! that flagon! that wicked

flagon!” thought Rip--“what excuse shall I make to Dame Van Winkle?”

He looked round for his gun, but in place of the clean well-oiled

fowling-piece, he found an old firelock lying by him, the barrel

encrusted with rust, the lock falling off, and the stock worm-eaten. He

now suspected that the grave roysterers of the mountains had put a trick

upon him, and, having dosed him with liquor, had robbed him of his

gun. Wolf, too, had disappeared, but he might have strayed away after a

squirrel or partridge. He whistled after him and shouted his name, but

all in vain; the echoes repeated his whistle and shout, but no dog was

to be seen.

He determined to revisit the scene of the last evening’s gambol, and if

he met with any of the party, to demand his dog and gun. As he rose to

walk, he found himself stiff in the joints, and wanting in his usual

activity. “These mountain beds do not agree with me,” thought Rip, “and

if this frolic should lay me up with a fit of the rheumatism, I shall

have a blessed time with Dame Van Winkle.” With some difficulty he got

down into the glen: he found the gully up which he and his companion

had ascended the preceding evening; but to his astonishment a mountain

stream was now foaming down it, leaping from rock to rock, and filling

the glen with babbling murmurs. He, however, made shift to scramble

up its sides, working his toilsome way through thickets of birch,

sassafras, and witch-hazel; and sometimes tripped up or entangled by

the wild grape vines that twisted their coils and tendrils from tree to

tree, and spread a kind of network in his path.

At length he reached to where the ravine had opened through the cliffs

to the amphitheatre; but no traces of such opening remained. The rocks

presented a high impenetrable wall, over which the torrent came tumbling

in a sheet of feathery foam, and fell into a broad deep basin, black

from the shadows of the surrounding forest. Here, then, poor Rip was

brought to a stand. He again called and whistled after his dog; he was

only answered by the cawing of a flock of idle crows, sporting high

in the air about a dry tree that overhung a sunny precipice; and who,

secure in their elevation, seemed to look down and scoff at the poor

man’s perplexities. What was to be done? The morning was passing away,

and Rip felt famished for want of his breakfast. He grieved to give up

his dog and gun; he dreaded to meet his wife; but it would not do to

starve among the mountains. He shook his head, shouldered the rusty

firelock, and, with a heart full of trouble and anxiety, turned his

steps homeward.

As he approached the village, he met a number of people, but none

whom he new, which somewhat surprised him, for he had thought himself

acquainted with every one in the country round. Their dress, too, was

of a different fashion from that to which he was accustomed. They all

stared at him with equal marks of surprise, and whenever they cast eyes

upon him, invariably stroked their chins. The constant recurrence of

this gesture induced Rip, involuntarily, to do the same, when, to his

astonishment, he found his beard had grown a foot long!

He had now entered the skirts of the village. A troop of strange

children ran at his heels, hooting after him, and pointing at his

gray beard. The dogs, too, not one of which he recognized for an old

acquaintance, barked at him as he passed. The very village was altered:

it was larger and more populous. There were rows of houses which he

had never seen before, and those which had been his familiar haunts had

disappeared. Strange names were over the doors--strange faces at the

windows--everything was strange. His mind now misgave him; he began

to doubt whether both he and the world around him were not bewitched.

Surely this was his native village, which he had left but a day before.

There stood the Kaatskill mountains--there ran the silver Hudson at

a distance--there was every hill and dale precisely as it had always

been--Rip was sorely perplexed--“That flagon last night,” thought he,

“has addled my poor head sadly!”

It was with some difficulty that he found the way to his own house,

which he approached with silent awe, expecting every moment to hear the

shrill voice of Dame Van Winkle. He found the house gone to decay--the

roof had fallen in, the windows shattered, and the doors off the hinges.

A half-starved dog, that looked like Wolf, was skulking about it. Rip

called him by name, but the cur snarled, showed his teeth, and passed

on. This was an unkind cut indeed--“My very dog,” sighed poor Rip, “has

forgotten me!”

He entered the house, which, to tell the truth, Dame Van Winkle had

always kept in neat order. It was empty, forlorn, and apparently

abandoned. This desolateness overcame all his connubial fears--he called

loudly for his wife and children--the lonely chambers rang for a moment

with his voice, and then all again was silence.

He now hurried forth, and hastened to his old resort, the village

inn--but it too was gone. A large rickety wooden building stood in its

place, with great gaping windows, some of them broken, and mended with

old hats and petticoats, and over the door was painted, “The Union

Hotel, by Jonathan Doolittle.” Instead of the great tree that used to

shelter the quiet little Dutch inn of yore, there now was reared a tall

naked pole, with something on the top that looked like a red nightcap,

and from it was fluttering a flag, on which was a singular assemblage

of stars and stripes--all this was strange and incomprehensible. He

recognized on the sign, however, the ruby face of King George,

under which he had smoked so many a peaceful pipe, but even this was

singularly metamorphosed. The red coat was changed for one of blue and

buff, a sword was held in the hand instead of a sceptre, the head

was decorated with a cocked hat, and underneath was painted in large

characters, “GENERAL WASHINGTON.”

There was, as usual, a crowd of folk about the door, but none that Rip

recollected. The very character of the people seemed changed. There was

a busy, bustling, disputatious tone about it, instead of the accustomed

phlegm and drowsy tranquillity. He looked in vain for the sage Nicholas

Vedder, with his broad face, double chin, and fair long pipe, uttering

clouds of tobacco-smoke, instead of idle speeches; or Van Bummel, the

schoolmaster, doling forth the contents of an ancient newspaper. In

place of these, a lean, bilious-looking fellow, with his pockets full

of handbills, was haranguing, vehemently about rights of

citizens-elections--members of Congress--liberty--Bunker’s hill--heroes

of seventy-six-and other words, which were a perfect Babylonish jargon

to the bewildered Van Winkle.

The appearance of Rip, with his long, grizzled beard, his rusty

fowling-piece, his uncouth dress, and the army of women and children at

his heels, soon attracted the attention of the tavern politicians. They

crowded round him, eying him from head to foot, with great curiosity.

The orator bustled up to him, and, drawing him partly aside, inquired,

“on which side he voted?” Rip stared in vacant stupidity. Another short

but busy little fellow pulled him by the arm, and rising on tiptoe,

inquired in his ear, “whether he was Federal or Democrat.” Rip

was equally at a loss to comprehend the question; when a knowing,

self-important old gentleman, in a sharp cocked hat, made his way

through the crowd, putting them to the right and left with his elbows as

he passed, and planting himself before Van Winkle, with one arm akimbo,

the other resting on his cane, his keen eyes and sharp hat penetrating,

as it were, into his very soul, demanded in an austere tone, “What

brought him to the election with a gun on his shoulder, and a mob at his

heels; and whether he meant to breed a riot in the village?”

“Alas! gentlemen,” cried Rip, somewhat dismayed, “I am a poor, quiet

man, a native of the place, and a loyal subject of the King, God bless

him!”

Here a general shout burst from the bystanders-“a tory! a tory! a spy!

a refugee! hustle him! away with him!” It was with great difficulty

that the self-important man in the cocked hat restored order; and having

assumed a tenfold austerity of brow, demanded again of the unknown

culprit, what he came there for, and whom he was seeking. The poor

man humbly assured him that he meant no harm, but merely came there in

search of some of his neighbors, who used to keep about the tavern.

“Well--who are they?--name them.”

Rip bethought himself a moment, and inquired, Where’s Nicholas Vedder?

There was a silence for a little while, when an old man replied, in a

thin, piping voice, “Nicholas Vedder? why, he is dead and gone these

eighteen years! There was a wooden tombstone in the churchyard that used

to tell all about him, but that’s rotten and gone too.”

“Where’s Brom Dutcher?”

“Oh, he went off to the army in the beginning of the war; some say he

was killed at the storming of Stony-Point--others say he was drowned in

a squall at the foot of Antony’s Nose. I don’t know--he never came back

again.”

“Where’s Van Bummel, the schoolmaster?”

“He went off to the wars, too; was a great militia general, and is now

in Congress.”

Rip’s heart died away, at hearing of these sad changes in his home

and friends, and finding himself thus alone in the world. Every answer

puzzled him too, by treating of such enormous lapses of time, and of

matters which he could not understand: war--Congress-Stony-Point;--he

had no courage to ask after any more friends, but cried out in despair,

“Does nobody here know Rip Van Winkle?”

“Oh, Rip Van Winkle!” exclaimed two or three. “Oh, to be sure! that’s

Rip Van Winkle yonder, leaning against the tree.”

Rip looked, and beheld a precise counterpart of himself as he went up

the mountain; apparently as lazy, and certainly as ragged. The poor

fellow was now completely confounded. He doubted his own identity, and

whether he was himself or another man. In the midst of his bewilderment,

the man in the cocked hat demanded who he was, and what was his name?

“God knows!” exclaimed he at his wit’s end; “I’m not myself--I’m

somebody else--that’s me yonder-no--that’s somebody else, got into my

shoes--I was myself last night, but I fell asleep on the mountain, and

they’ve changed my gun, and everything’s changed, and I’m changed, and I

can’t tell what’s my name, or who I am!”

The by-standers began now to look at each other, nod, wink

significantly, and tap their fingers against their foreheads. There was

a whisper, also, about securing the gun, and keeping the old fellow from

doing mischief; at the very suggestion of which, the self-important man

with the cocked hat retired with some precipitation. At this critical

moment a fresh, comely woman pressed through the throng to get a peep

at the gray-bearded man. She had a chubby child in her arms, which,

frightened at his looks, began to cry. “Hush, Rip,” cried she, “hush,

you little fool; the old man won’t hurt you.” The name of the child,

the air of the mother, the tone of her voice, all awakened a train of

recollections in his mind.

“What is your name, my good woman?” asked he.

“Judith Cardenier.”

“And your father’s name?”

“Ah, poor man, Rip Van Winkle was his name, but it’s twenty years

since he went away from home with his gun, and never has been heard of

since,--his dog came home without him; but whether he shot himself,

or was carried away by the Indians, nobody can tell. I was then but a

little girl.”

Rip had but one more question to ask; but he put it with a faltering

voice:

“Where’s your mother?”

Oh, she too had died but a short time since; she broke a blood-vessel in

a fit of passion at a New-England pedler.

There was a drop of comfort, at least, in this intelligence. The honest

man could contain himself no longer. He caught his daughter and her

child in his arms. “I am your father!” cried he-“Young Rip Van Winkle

once-old Rip Van Winkle now--Does nobody know poor Rip Van Winkle!”

All stood amazed, until an old woman, tottering out from among the

crowd, put her hand to her brow, and peering under it in his face for

a moment exclaimed, “sure enough! it is Rip Van Winkle--it is himself.

Welcome home again, old neighbor. Why, where have you been these twenty

long years?”

Rip’s story was soon told, for the whole twenty years had been to him

but as one night. The neighbors stared when they heard it; some were

seen to wink at each other, and put their tongues in their cheeks; and

the self-important man in the cocked hat, who, when the alarm was over,

had returned to the field, screwed down the corners of his mouth, and

shook his head--upon which there was a general shaking of the head

throughout the assemblage.

It was determined, however, to take the opinion of old Peter Vanderdonk,

who was seen slowly advancing up the road. He was a descendant of the

historian of that name, who wrote one of the earliest accounts of the

province. Peter was the most ancient inhabitant of the village, and well

versed in all the wonderful events and traditions of the neighborhood.

He recollected Rip at once, and corroborated his story in the most

satisfactory manner. He assured the company that it was a fact, handed

down from his ancestor, the historian, that the Kaatskill mountains had

always been haunted by strange beings. That it was affirmed that the

great Hendrick Hudson, the first discoverer of the river and country,

kept a kind of vigil there every twenty years, with his crew of the

Half-moon; being permitted in this way to revisit the scenes of his

enterprise, and keep a guardian eye upon the river and the great city

called by his name. That his father had once seen them in their old

Dutch dresses playing at ninepins in the hollow of the mountain; and

that he himself had heard, one summer afternoon, the sound of their

balls, like distant peals of thunder.

To make a long story short, the company broke up, and returned to the

more important concerns of the election. Rip’s daughter took him home to

live with her; she had a snug, well-furnished house, and a stout cheery

farmer for a husband, whom Rip recollected for one of the urchins that

used to climb upon his back. As to Rip’s son and heir, who was the ditto

of himself, seen leaning against the tree, he was employed to work on

the farm; but evinced an hereditary disposition to attend to any thing

else but his business.

Rip now resumed his old walks and habits; he soon found many of his

former cronies, though all rather the worse for the wear and tear of

time; and preferred making friends among the rising generation, with

whom he soon grew into great favor.

Having nothing to do at home, and being arrived at that happy age when a

man can be idle with impunity, he took his place once more on the bench,

at the inn door, and was reverenced as one of the patriarchs of the

village, and a chronicle of the old times “before the war.” It was some

time before he could get into the regular track of gossip, or could be

made to comprehend the strange events that had taken place during his

torpor. How that there had been a revolutionary war--that the country

had thrown off the yoke of old England--and that, instead of being a

subject to his Majesty George the Third, he was now a free citizen

of the United States. Rip, in fact, was no politician; the changes of

states and empires made but little impression on him; but there was

one species of despotism under which he had long groaned, and that

was--petticoat government. Happily, that was at an end; he had got his

neck out of the yoke of matrimony, and could go in and out whenever he

pleased, without dreading the tyranny of Dame Van Winkle. Whenever her

name was mentioned, however, he shook his head, shrugged his shoulders,

and cast up his eyes; which might pass either for an expression of

resignation to his fate, or joy at his deliverance.

He used to tell his story to every stranger that arrived at Mr.

Doolittle’s hotel. He was observed, at first, to vary on some points

every time he told it, which was, doubtless, owing to his having so

recently awaked. It at last settled down precisely to the tale I have

related, and not a man, woman, or child in the neighborhood, but knew it

by heart. Some always pretended to doubt the reality of it, and insisted

that Rip had been out of his head, and that this was one point on which

he always remained flighty. The old Dutch inhabitants, however, almost

universally gave it full credit. Even to this day, they never hear a

thunder-storm of a summer afternoon about the Kaatskill, but they say

Hendrick Hudson and his crew are at their game of ninepins; and it is

a common wish of all henpecked husbands in the neighborhood, when life

hangs heavy on their hands, that they might have a quieting draught out

of Rip Van Winkle’s flagon.

NOTE.

The foregoing tale, one would suspect, had been suggested to Mr.

Knickerbocker by a little German superstition about the Emperor

Frederick der Rothbart and the Kypphauser mountain; the subjoined note,

however, which had appended to the tale, shows that it is an absolute

fact, narrated with his usual fidelity.

“The story of Rip Van Winkle may seem incredible to many, but

nevertheless I give it my full belief, for I know the vicinity of our

old Dutch settlements to have been very subject to marvellous events and

appearances. Indeed, I have heard many stranger stories than this, in

the villages along the Hudson; all of which were too well authenticated

to admit of a doubt. I have even talked with Rip Van Winkle myself,

who, when last I saw him, was a very venerable old man, and so

perfectly rational and consistent on every other point, that I think no

conscientious person could refuse to take this into the bargain; nay, I

have seen a certificate on the subject taken before a country justice,

and signed with cross, in the justice’s own handwriting. The story,

therefore, is beyond the possibility of doubt.

“D. K.”

POSTSCRIPT.

The following are travelling notes from a memorandum-book of Mr.

Knickerbocker:

The Kaatsberg or Catskill mountains have always been a region full of

fable. The Indians considered them the abode of spirits, who influenced

the weather, spreading sunshine or clouds over the landscape, and

sending good or bad hunting seasons. They were ruled by an old squaw

spirit, said to be their mother. She dwelt on the highest peak of the

Catskills, and had charge of the doors of day and night to open and shut

them at the proper hour. She hung up the new moons in the skies, and

cut up the old ones into stars. In times of drought, if properly

propitiated, she would spin light summer clouds out of cobwebs and

morning dew, and send them off from the crest of the mountain, flake

after flake, like flakes of carded cotton, to float in the air; until,

dissolved by the heat of the sun, they would fall in gentle showers,

causing the grass to spring, the fruits to ripen, and the corn to grow

an inch an hour. If displeased, however, she would brew up clouds black

as ink, sitting in the midst of them like a bottle-bellied spider in the

midst of its web; and when these clouds broke, woe betide the valleys!

In old times, say the Indian traditions, there was a kind of Manitou or

Spirit, who kept about the wildest recesses of the Catskill mountains,

and took a mischievous pleasure in wreaking all kind of evils and

vexations upon the red men. Sometimes he would assume the form of a

bear, a panther, or a deer, lead the bewildered hunter a weary chase

through tangled forests and among ragged rocks, and then spring off with

a loud ho! ho! leaving him aghast on the brink of a beetling precipice

or raging torrent.

The favorite abode of this Manitou is still shown. It is a rock or cliff

on the loneliest port of the mountains, and, from the flowering vines

which clamber about it, and the wild flowers which abound in its

neighborhood, is known by the name of the Garden Rock. Near the foot of

it is a small lake, the haunt of the solitary bittern, with water-snakes

basking in the sun on the leaves of the pond-lilies which lie on the

surface. This place was held in great awe by the Indians, insomuch that

the boldest hunter would not pursue his game within its precincts. Once

upon a time, however, a hunter who had lost his way penetrated to the

Garden Rock, where he beheld a number of gourds placed in the crotches

of trees. One of these he seized and made off with it, but in the hurry

of his retreat he let it fall among the rocks, when a great stream

gushed forth, which washed him away and swept him down precipices, where

he was dished to pieces, and the stream made its way to the Hudson, and

continues to flow to the present day, being the identical stream known

by the name of the Kaaterskill.

ENGLISH WRITERS ON AMERICA.

Methinks I see in my mind a noble and puissant nation, rousting herself

like a strong man after sleep, and shaking her invincible locks;

methinks I see her as an eagle, mewing her mighty youth, and kindling

her endazzled eyes at the full mid-day beam.--MILTON ON THE LIBERTY OF

THE PRESS.

IT is with feelings of deep regret that I observe the literary animosity

daily growing up between England and America. Great curiosity has been

awakened of late with respect to the United States, and the London press

has teemed with volumes of travels through the Republic; but they seem

intended to diffuse error rather than knowledge; and so successful have

they been, that, notwithstanding the constant intercourse between

the nations, there is no people concerning whom the great mass of the

British public have less pure information, or entertain more numerous

prejudices.

English travellers are the best and the worst in the world. Where no

motives of pride or interest intervene, none can equal them for

profound and philosophical views of society, or faithful and graphical

description of external objects; but when either the interest or

reputation of their own country comes in collision with that of another,

they go to the opposite extreme, and forget their usual probity and

candor, in the indulgence of splenetic remark, and an illiberal spirit

of ridicule.

Hence, their travels are more honest and accurate, the more remote the

country described. I would place implicit confidence in an Englishman’s

description of the regions beyond the cataracts of the Nile; of unknown

islands in the Yellow Sea; of the interior of India; or of any other

tract which other travellers might be apt to picture out with the

illusions of their fancies. But I would cautiously receive his account

of his immediate neighbors, and of those nations with which he is in

habits of most frequent intercourse. However I might be disposed to

trust his probity, I dare not trust his prejudices.

It has also been the peculiar lot of our country to be visited by the

worst kind of English travellers. While men of philosophical spirit and

cultivated minds have been sent from England to ransack the poles, to

penetrate the deserts, and to study the manners and customs of barbarous

nations, with which she can have no permanent intercourse of profit or

pleasure; it has been left to the broken-down tradesman, the scheming

adventurer, the wandering mechanic, the Manchester and Birmingham agent,

to be her oracles respecting America. From such sources she is content

to receive her information respecting a country in a singular state of

moral and physical development; a country in which one of the greatest

political experiments in the history of the world is now performing; and

which presents the most profound and momentous studies to the statesman

and the philosopher.

That such men should give prejudicial accounts of America, is not a

matter of surprise. The themes it offers for contemplation, are too vast

and elevated for their capacities. The national character is yet in a

state of fermentation: it may have its frothiness and sediment, but

its ingredients are sound and wholesome; it has already given proofs of

powerful and generous qualities; and the whole promises to settle

down into something substantially excellent. But the causes which are

operating to strengthen and ennoble it, and its daily indications of

admirable properties, are all lost upon these purblind observers; who

are only affected by the little asperities incident to its present

situation. They are capable of judging only of the surface of things;

of those matters which come in contact with their private interests and

personal gratifications. They miss some of the snug conveniences

and petty comforts which belong to an old, highly-finished, and

over-populous state of society; where the ranks of useful labor are

crowded, and many earn a painful and servile subsistence, by studying

the very caprices of appetite and self-indulgence. These minor comforts,

however, are all-important in the estimation of narrow minds; which

either do not perceive, or will not acknowledge, that they are more than

counterbalanced among us, by great and generally diffused blessings.

They may, perhaps, have been disappointed in some unreasonable

expectation of sudden gain. They may have pictured America to themselves

an El Dorado, where gold and silver abounded, and the natives were

lacking in sagacity, and where they were to become strangely and

suddenly rich, in some unforeseen but easy manner. The same weakness

of mind that indulges absurd expectations, produces petulance in

disappointment. Such persons become embittered against the country on

finding that there, as everywhere else, a man must sow before he can

reap; must win wealth by industry and talent; and must contend with the

common difficulties of nature, and the shrewdness of an intelligent and

enterprising people.

Perhaps, through mistaken or ill-directed hospitality, or from the

prompt disposition to cheer and countenance the stranger, prevalent

among my countrymen, they may have been treated with unwonted respect

in America; and, having been accustomed all their lives to consider

themselves below the surface of good society, and brought up in a

servile feeling of inferiority, they become arrogant, on the common

boon of civility; they attribute to the lowliness of others their

own elevation; and underrate a society where there are no artificial

distinctions, and where, by any chance, such individuals as themselves

can rise to consequence.

One would suppose, however, that information coming from such sources,

on a subject where the truth is so desirable, would be received with

caution by the censors of the press; that the motives of these men,

their veracity, their opportunities of inquiry and observation, and

their capacities for judging correctly, would be rigorously scrutinized,

before their evidence was admitted, in such sweeping extent, against a

kindred nation. The very reverse, however, is the case, and it furnishes

a striking instance of human inconsistency. Nothing can surpass the

vigilance with which English critics will examine the credibility of

the traveller who publishes an account of some distant and comparatively

unimportant country. How warily will they compare the measurements of a

pyramid, or the description of a ruin; and how sternly will they censure

any inaccuracy in these contributions of merely curious knowledge, while

they will receive, with eagerness and unhesitating faith, the gross

misrepresentations of coarse and obscure writers, concerning a country

with which their own is placed in the most important and delicate

relations. Nay, they will even make these apocryphal volumes text-books,

on which to enlarge, with a zeal and an ability worthy of a more

generous cause.

I shall not, however, dwell on this irksome and hackneyed topic; nor

should I have adverted to it, but for the undue interest apparently

taken in it by my countrymen, and certain injurious effects which I

apprehend it might produce upon the national feeling. We attach too much

consequence to these attacks. They cannot do us any essential injury.

The tissue of misrepresentations attempted to be woven round us, are

like cobwebs woven round the limbs of an infant giant. Our country

continually outgrows them. One falsehood after another falls off of

itself. We have but to live on, and every day we live a whole volume of

refutation.

All the writers of England united, if we could for a moment suppose

their great minds stooping to so unworthy a combination, could not

conceal our rapidly growing importance and matchless prosperity. They

could not conceal that these are owing, not merely to physical and

local, but also to moral causes--to the political liberty, the general

diffusion of knowledge, the prevalence of sound, moral, and religious

principles, which give force and sustained energy to the character of

a people, and which in fact, have been the acknowledged and wonderful

supporters of their own national power and glory.

But why are we so exquisitely alive to the aspersions of England? Why

do we suffer ourselves to be so affected by the contumely she has

endeavored to cast upon us? It is not in the opinion of England alone

that honor lives, and reputation has its being. The world at large is

the arbiter of a nation’s fame: with its thousand eyes it witnesses a

nation’s deeds, and from their collective testimony is national glory or

national disgrace established.

For ourselves, therefore, it is comparatively of but little importance

whether England does us justice or not; it is, perhaps, of far more

importance to herself. She is instilling anger and resentment into the

bosom of a youthful nation, to grow with its growth, and strengthen

with its strength. If in America, as some of her writers are laboring

to convince her, she is hereafter to find an invidious rival, and a

gigantic foe, she may thank those very writers for having provoked

rivalship, and irritated hostility. Every one knows the all-pervading

influence of literature at the present day, and how much the opinions

and passions of mankind are under its control. The mere contests of the

sword are temporary; their wounds are but in the flesh, and it is the

pride of the generous to forgive and forget them; but the slanders of

the pen pierce to the heart; they rankle longest in the noblest spirits;

they dwell ever present in the mind, and render it morbidly sensitive

to the most trifling collision. It is but seldom that any one overt act

produces hostilities between two nations; there exists, most commonly, a

previous jealousy and ill-will, a predisposition to take offence. Trace

these to their cause, and how often will they be found to originate in

the mischievous effusions of mercenary writers, who, secure in their

closets, and for ignominious bread, concoct and circulate the venom that

is to inflame the generous and the brave.

I am not laying too much stress upon this point; for it applies most

emphatically to our particular case. Over no nation does the press

hold a more absolute control than over the people of America; for the

universal education of the poorest classes makes every individual a

reader. There is nothing published in England on the subject of our

country, that does not circulate through every part of it. There is not

a calumny dropt from an English pen, nor an unworthy sarcasm uttered by

an English statesman, that does not go to blight good-will, and add to

the mass of latent resentment. Possessing, then, as England does,

the fountain-head whence the literature of the language flows, how

completely is it in her power, and how truly is it her duty, to make it

the medium of amiable and magnanimous feeling--a stream where the two

nations might meet together and drink in peace and kindness. Should she,

however, persist in turning it to waters of bitterness, the time may

come when she may repent her folly. The present friendship of America

may be of but little moment to her; but the future destinies of that

country do not admit of a doubt; over those of England, there lower

some shadows of uncertainty. Should, then, a day of gloom arrive--should

those reverses overtake her, from which the proudest empires have

not been exempt--she may look back with regret at her infatuation, in

repulsing from her side a nation she might have grappled to her bosom,

and thus destroying her only chance for real friendship beyond the

boundaries of her own dominions.

There is a general impression in England, that the people of the United

States are inimical to the parent country. It is one of the errors

which have been diligently propagated by designing writers. There is,

doubtless, considerable political hostility, and a general soreness at

the illiberality of the English press; but, collectively speaking, the

prepossessions of the people are strongly in favor of England. Indeed,

at one time they amounted, in many parts of the Union, to an absurd

degree of bigotry. The bare name of Englishman was a passport to

the confidence and hospitality of every family, and too often gave a

transient currency to the worthless and the ungrateful. Throughout the

country, there was something of enthusiasm connected with the idea

of England. We looked to it with a hallowed feeling of tenderness and

veneration, as the land of our forefathers--the august repository of the

monuments and antiquities of our race--the birthplace and mausoleum of

the sages and heroes of our paternal history. After our own country,

there was none in whose glory we more delighted--none whose good opinion

we were more anxious to possess--none toward which our hearts yearned

with such throbbings of warm consanguinity. Even during the late war,

whenever there was the least opportunity for kind feelings to spring

forth, it was the delight of the generous spirits of our country to show

that, in the midst of hostilities, they still kept alive the sparks of

future friendship.

Is all this to be at an end? Is this golden band of kindred sympathies,

so rare between nations, to be broken forever?--Perhaps it is for the

best--it may dispel an allusion which might have kept us in mental

vassalage; which might have interfered occasionally with our true

interests, and prevented the growth of proper national pride. But it

is hard to give up the kindred tie! and there are feelings dearer than

interest--closer to the heart than pride--that will still make us cast

back a look of regret as we wander farther and farther from the paternal

roof, and lament the waywardness of the parent that would repel the

affections of the child.

Short-sighted and injudicious, however, as the conduct or England may be

in this system of aspersion, recrimination on our part would be equally

ill-judged. I speak not of a prompt and spirited vindication of our

country, or the keenest castigation of her slanderers--but I allude to

a disposition to retaliate in kind, to retort sarcasm and inspire

prejudice, which seems to be spreading widely among our writers. Let us

guard particularly against such a temper; for it would double the evil,

instead of redressing the wrong. Nothing is so easy and inviting as

the retort of abuse and sarcasm; but it is a paltry and an unprofitable

contest. It is the alternative of a morbid mind, fretted into petulance,

rather than warmed into indignation. If England is willing to permit the

mean jealousies of trade, or the rancorous animosities of politics, to

deprave the integrity of her press, and poison the fountain of public

opinion, let us beware of her example. She may deem it her interest

to diffuse error, and engender antipathy, for the purpose of checking

emigration: we have no purpose of the kind to serve. Neither have we

any spirit of national jealousy to gratify; for as yet, in all our

rivalships with England, we are the rising and the gaining party.

There can be no end to answer, therefore, but the gratification of

resentment--a mere spirit of retaliation--and even that is impotent. Our

retorts are never republished in England; they fall short, therefore,

of their aim; but they foster a querulous and peevish temper among

our writers; they sour the sweet flow of our early literature, and

sow thorns and brambles among its blossoms. What is still worse, they

circulate through our own country, and, as far as they have effect,

excite virulent national prejudices. This last is the evil most

especially to be deprecated. Governed, as we are, entirely by public

opinion, the utmost care should be taken to preserve the purity of

the public mind. Knowledge is power, and truth is knowledge; whoever,

therefore, knowingly propagates a prejudice, wilfully saps the

foundation of his country’s strength.

The members of a republic, above all other men, should be candid and

dispassionate. They are, individually, portions of the sovereign mind

and sovereign will, and should be enabled to come to all questions of

national concern with calm and unbiassed judgments. From the peculiar

nature of our relations with England, we must have more frequent

questions of a difficult and delicate character with her, than with

any other nation,--questions that affect the most acute and excitable

feelings: and as, in the adjustment of these, our national measures

must ultimately be determined by popular sentiment, we cannot be

too anxiously attentive to purify it from all latent passion or

prepossession.

Opening, too, as we do, an asylum for strangers every portion of the

earth, we should receive all with impartiality. It should be our pride

to exhibit an example of one nation, at least, destitute of national

antipathies, and exercising, not merely the overt acts of hospitality,

but those more rare and noble courtesies which spring from liberality of

opinion.

What have we to do with national prejudices? They are the inveterate

diseases of old countries, contracted in rude and ignorant ages, when

nations knew but little of each other, and looked beyond their own

boundaries with distrust and hostility. We, on the contrary, have sprung

into national existence in an enlightened and philosophic age, when the

different parts of the habitable world, and the various branches of the

human family, have been indefatigably studied and made known to each

other; and we forego the advantages of our birth, if we do not shake off

the national prejudices, as we would the local superstitions, of the old

world.

But above all let us not be influenced by any angry feelings, so far

as to shut our eyes to the perception of what is really excellent and

amiable in the English character. We are a young people, necessarily an

imitative one, and must take our examples and models, in a great degree,

from the existing nations of Europe. There is no country more worthy of

our study than England. The spirit of her constitution is most analogous

to ours. The manners of her people--their intellectual activity--their

freedom of opinion--their habits of thinking on those subjects which

concern the dearest interests and most sacred charities of private

life, are all congenial to the American character; and, in fact, are all

intrinsically excellent: for it is in the moral feeling of the people

that the deep foundations of British prosperity are laid; and however

the superstructure may be timeworn, or overrun by abuses, there must be

something solid in the basis, admirable in the materials, and stable in

the structure of an edifice that so long has towered unshaken amidst the

tempests of the world.

Let it be the pride of our writers, therefore, discarding all feelings

of irritation, and disdaining to retaliate the illiberality of British

authors, to speak of the English nation without prejudice, and with

determined candor. While they rebuke the indiscriminating bigotry with

which some of our countrymen admire and imitate every thing English,

merely because it is English, let them frankly point out what is

really worthy of approbation. We may thus place England before us as

a perpetual volume of reference, wherein are recorded sound deductions

from ages of experience; and while we avoid the errors and absurdities

which may have crept into the page, we may draw thence golden maxims of

practical wisdom, wherewith to strengthen and to embellish our national

character.

RURAL LIFE IN ENGLAND.

Oh! friendly to the best pursuits of man,

Friendly to thought, to virtue and to peace,

Domestic life in rural pleasures past!

COWPER.

THE stranger who would form a correct opinion of the English character,

must not confine his observations to the metropolis. He must go forth

into the country; he must sojourn in villages and hamlets; he must visit

castles, villas, farm-houses, cottages; he must wander through parks

and gardens; along hedges and green lanes; he must loiter about country

churches; attend wakes and fairs, and other rural festivals; and cope

with the people in all their conditions, and all their habits and

humors.

In some countries, the large cities absorb the wealth and fashion of

the nation; they are the only fixed abodes of elegant and intelligent

society, and the country is inhabited almost entirely by boorish

peasantry. In England, on the contrary, the metropolis is a mere

gathering-place, or general rendezvous, of the polite classes, where

they devote a small portion of the year to a hurry of gayety and

dissipation, and, having indulged this kind of carnival, return again to

the apparently more congenial habits of rural life. The various orders

of society are therefore diffused over the whole surface of the kingdom,

and the more retired neighborhoods afford specimens of the different

ranks.

The English, in fact, are strongly gifted with the rural feeling. They

possess a quick sensibility to the beauties of nature, and a keen relish

for the pleasures and employments of the country. This passion seems

inherent in them. Even the inhabitants of cities, born and brought up

among brick walls and bustling streets, enter with facility into rural

habits, and evince a tact for rural occupation. The merchant has his

snug retreat in the vicinity of the metropolis, where he often displays

as much pride and zeal in the cultivation of his flower-garden, and the

maturing of his fruits, as he does in the conduct of his business,

and the success of a commercial enterprise. Even those less fortunate

individuals, who are doomed to pass their lives in the midst of din and

traffic, contrive to have something that shall remind them of the green

aspect of nature. In the most dark and dingy quarters of the city, the

drawing-room window resembles frequently a bank of flowers; every spot

capable of vegetation has its grass-plot and flower-bed; and every

square its mimic park, laid out with picturesque taste, and gleaming

with refreshing verdure.

Those who see the Englishman only in town, are apt to form an

unfavorable opinion of his social character. He is either absorbed in

business, or distracted by the thousand engagements that dissipate time,

thought, and feeling, in this huge metropolis. He has, therefore, too

commonly, a look of hurry and abstraction. Wherever he happens to be, he

is on the point of going somewhere else; at the moment he is talking

on one subject, his mind is wandering to another; and while paying a

friendly visit, he is calculating how he shall economize time so as to

pay the other visits allotted to the morning. An immense metropolis,

like London, is calculated to make men selfish and uninteresting.

In their casual and transient meetings, they can but deal briefly in

commonplaces. They present but the cold superfices of character--its

rich and genial qualities have no time to be warmed into a flow.

It is in the country that the Englishman gives scope to his natural

feelings. He breaks loose gladly from the cold formalities and negative

civilities of town; throws off his habits of shy reserve, and becomes

joyous and free-hearted. He manages to collect round him all the

conveniences and elegancies of polite life, and to banish its

restraints. His country-seat abounds with every requisite, either for

studious retirement, tasteful gratification, or rural exercise. Books,

paintings, music, horses, dogs, and sporting implements of all kinds,

are at hand. He puts no constraint, either upon his guests or himself,

but, in the true spirit of hospitality, provides the means of enjoyment,

and leaves every one to partake according to his inclination.

The taste of the English in the cultivation of land, and in what is

called landscape gardening, is unrivalled. They have studied Nature

intently, and discovered an exquisite sense of her beautiful forms and

harmonious combinations. Those charms which, in other countries, she

lavishes in wild solitudes, are here assembled round the haunts of

domestic life. They seem to have caught her coy and furtive graces, and

spread them, like witchery, about their rural abodes.

Nothing can be more imposing than the magnificence of English park

scenery. Vast lawns that extend like sheets of vivid green, with here

and there clumps of gigantic trees, heaping up rich piles of foliage.

The solemn pomp of groves and woodland glades, with the deer trooping in

silent herds across them; the hare, bounding away to the covert; or the

pheasant, suddenly bursting upon the wing. The brook, taught to wind in

natural meanderings, or expand into a glassy lake--the sequestered pool,

reflecting the quivering trees, with the yellow leaf sleeping on its

bosom, and the trout roaming fearlessly about its limpid waters; while

some rustic temple, or sylvan statue, grown green and dank with age,

gives an air of classic sanctity to the seclusion.

These are but a few of the features of park scenery; but what most

delights me, is the creative talent with which the English decorate the

unostentatious abodes of middle life. The rudest habitation, the most

unpromising and scanty portion of land, in the hands of an Englishman of

taste, becomes a little paradise. With a nicely discriminating eye,

he seizes at once upon its capabilities, and pictures in his mind the

future landscape. The sterile spot grows into loveliness under his hand;

and yet the operations of art which produce the effect are scarcely to

be perceived. The cherishing and training of some trees; the cautious

pruning of others; the nice distribution of flowers and plants of tender

and graceful foliage; the introduction of a green slope of velvet turf;

the partial opening to a peep of blue distance, or silver gleam of

water;-all these are managed with a delicate tact, a pervading yet quiet

assiduity, like the magic touchings with which a painter finishes up a

favorite picture.

The residence of people of fortune and refinement in the country, has

diffused a degree of taste and elegance in rural economy that descends

to the lowest class. The very laborer, with his thatched cottage and

narrow slip of ground, attends to their embellishment. The trim hedge,

the grass-plot before the door, the little flower-bed bordered with snug

box, the woodbine trained up against the wall, and hanging its blossoms

about the lattice; the pot of flowers in the window; the holly,

providently planted about the house, to cheat winter of its dreariness,

and to throw in a semblance of green summer to cheer the fireside; all

these bespeak the influence of taste, flowing down from high sources,

and pervading the lowest levels of the public mind. If ever Love, as

poets sing, delights to visit a cottage, it must be the cottage of an

English peasant.

The fondness for rural life among the higher classes of the English has

had a great and salutary effect upon the national character. I do not

know a finer race of men than the English gentlemen. Instead of the

softness and effeminacy which characterize the men of rank in most

countries, they exhibit a union of elegance and strength, a robustness

of frame and freshness of complexion, which I am inclined to attribute

to their living so much in the open air, and pursuing so eagerly the

invigorating recreations of the country. The hardy exercises produce

also a healthful tone of mind and spirits, and a manliness and

simplicity of manners, which even the follies and dissipations of the

town cannot easily pervert, and can never entirely destroy. In the

country, too, the different orders of society seem to approach more

freely, to be more disposed to blend and operate favorably upon each

other. The distinctions between them do not appear to be so marked

and impassable as in the cities. The manner in which property has been

distributed into small estates and farms has established a regular

gradation from the noblemen, through the classes of gentry, small landed

proprietors, and substantial farmers, down to the laboring peasantry;

and while it has thus banded the extremes of society together, has

infused into each intermediate rank a spirit of independence. This, it

must be confessed, is not so universally the case at present as it was

formerly; the larger estates having, in late years of distress, absorbed

the smaller, and, in some parts of the country, almost annihilated the

sturdy race of small farmers. These, however, I believe, are but casual

breaks in the general system I have mentioned.

In rural occupation, there is nothing mean and debasing. It leads a man

forth among scenes of natural grandeur and beauty; it leaves him to the

workings of his own mind, operated upon by the purest and most elevating

of external influences. Such a man may be simple and rough, but he

cannot be vulgar. The man of refinement, therefore, finds nothing

revolting in an intercourse with the lower orders in rural life, as he

does when he casually mingles with the lower orders of cities. He lays

aside his distance and reserve, and is glad to waive the distinctions of

rank, and to enter into the honest, heartfelt enjoyments of common life.

Indeed, the very amusements of the country bring, men more and more

together; and the sound hound and horn blend all feelings into harmony.

I believe this is one great reason why the nobility and gentry are more

popular among the inferior orders in England than they are in any other

country; and why the latter have endured so many excessive pressures and

extremities, without repining more generally at the unequal distribution

of fortune and privilege.

To this mingling of cultivated and rustic society may also be attributed

the rural feeling that runs through British literature; the frequent

use of illustrations from rural life; those incomparable descriptions of

Nature, that abound in the British poets--that have continued down from

“The Flower and the Leaf,” of Chaucer, and have brought into our closets

all the freshness and fragrance of the dewy landscape. The pastoral

writers of other countries appear as if they had paid Nature an

occasional visit, and become acquainted with her general charms; but the

British poets have lived and revelled with her--they have wooed her in

her most secret haunts--they have watched her minutest caprices. A

spray could not tremble in the breeze--a leaf could not rustle to the

ground--a diamond drop could not patter in the stream--a fragrance could

not exhale from the humble violet, nor a daisy unfold its crimson

tints to the morning, but it has been noticed by these impassioned and

delicate observers, and wrought up into some beautiful morality.

The effect of this devotion of elegant minds to rural occupations has

been wonderful on the face of the country. A great part of the island

is rather level, and would be monotonous, were it not for the charms

of culture; but it is studded and gemmed, as it were, with castles and

palaces, and embroidered with parks and gardens. It does not abound in

grand and sublime prospects, but rather in little home scenes of rural

repose and sheltered quiet. Every antique farm-house and moss-grown

cottage is a picture; and as the roads are continually winding, and

the view is shut in by groves and hedges, the eye is delighted by a

continual succession of small landscapes of captivating loveliness.

The great charm, however, of English scenery, is the moral feeling that

seems to pervade it. It is associated in the mind with ideas of order,

of quiet, of sober well-established principles, of hoary usage and

reverend custom. Every thing seems to be the growth of ages of regular

and peaceful existence. The old church of remote architecture, with its

low, massive portal; its Gothic tower; its windows rich with tracery

and painted glass, in scrupulous preservation; its stately monuments of

warriors and worthies of the olden time, ancestors of the present lords

of the soil; its tombstones, recording successive generations of sturdy

yeomanry, whose progeny still plough the same fields, and kneel at the

same altar;--the parsonage, a quaint irregular pile, partly

antiquated, but repaired and altered in the tastes of various ages and

occupants;--the stile and foot-path leading from the churchyard, across

pleasant fields, and along shady hedgerows, according to an immemorial

right of way;--the neighboring village, with its venerable cottages,

its public green sheltered by trees, under which the forefathers of the

present race have sported;--the antique family mansion, standing apart

in some little rural domain, but looking down with a protecting air on

the surrounding scene; all these common features of English landscape

evince a calm and settled security, a hereditary transmission of

homebred virtues and local attachments, that speak deeply and touchingly

for the moral character of the nation.

It is a pleasing sight, of a Sunday morning, when the bell is sending

its sober melody across the quiet fields, to behold the peasantry in

their best finery, with ruddy faces, and modest cheerfulness, thronging

tranquilly along the green lanes to church; but it is still more

pleasing to see them in the evenings, gathering about their cottage

doors, and appearing to exult in the humble comforts and embellishments

which their own hands have spread around them.

It is this sweet home-feeling, this settled repose of affection in the

domestic scene, that is, after all, the parent of the steadiest virtues

and purest enjoyments; and I cannot close these desultory remarks

better, than by quoting the words of a modern English poet, who has

depicted it with remarkable felicity:

Through each gradation, from the castled hall,

The city dome, the villa crowned with shade,

But chief from modest mansions numberless,

In town or hamlet, shelt’ring middle life,

Down to the cottaged vale, and straw-roof’d shed;

This western isle has long been famed for scenes

Where bliss domestic finds a dwelling-place;

Domestic bliss, that, like a harmless dove,

(Honor and sweet endearment keeping guard,)

Can centre in a little quiet nest

All that desire would fly for through the earth;

That can, the world eluding, be itself

A world enjoyed; that wants no witnesses

But its own sharers, and approving Heaven;

That, like a flower deep hid in rock cleft,

Smiles, though ‘t is looking only at the sky.*

* From a poem on the death of the Princess Charlotte, by the

Reverend Rann Kennedy, A.M.

THE BROKEN HEART.

I never heard

Of any true affection, but ‘t was nipt

With care, that, like the caterpillar, eats

The leaves of the spring’s sweetest book, the rose.

MIDDLETON.

IT is a common practice with those who have outlived the susceptibility

of early feeling, or have been brought up in the gay heartlessness of

dissipated life, to laugh at all love stories, and to treat the tales

of romantic passion as mere fictions of novelists and poets. My

observations on human nature have induced me to think otherwise. They

have convinced me that, however the surface of the character may be

chilled and frozen by the cares of the world, or cultivated into mere

smiles by the arts of society, still there are dormant fires lurking

in the depths of the coldest bosom, which, when once enkindled, become

impetuous, and are sometimes desolating in their effects. Indeed, I am

a true believer in the blind deity, and go to the full extent of his

doctrines. Shall I confess it?--I believe in broken hearts, and the

possibility of dying of disappointed love! I do not, however, consider

it a malady often fatal to my own sex; but I firmly believe that it

withers down many a lovely woman into an early grave.

Man is the creature of interest and ambition. His nature leads him forth

into the struggle and bustle of the world. Love is but the embellishment

of his early life, or a song piped in the intervals of the acts. He

seeks for fame, for fortune for space in the world’s thought, and

dominion over his fellow-men. But a woman’s whole life is a history of

the affections. The heart is her world; it is there her ambition strives

for empire--it is there her avarice seeks for hidden treasures. She

sends forth her sympathies on adventure; she embarks her whole soul in

the traffic of affection; and if shipwrecked, her case is hopeless--for

it is a bankruptcy of the heart.

To a man, the disappointment of love may occasion some bitter pangs;

it wounds some feelings of tenderness--it blasts some prospects of

felicity; but he is an active being--he may dissipate his thoughts in

the whirl of varied occupation, or may plunge into the tide of pleasure;

or, if the scene of disappointment be too full of painful associations,

he can shift his abode at will, and taking, as it were, the wings of the

morning, can “fly to the uttermost parts of the earth, and be at rest.”

But woman’s is comparatively a fixed, a secluded, and meditative life.

She is more the companion of her own thoughts and feelings; and if they

are turned to ministers of sorrow, where shall she look for consolation?

Her lot is to be wooed and won; and if unhappy in her love, her heart

is like some fortress that has been captured, and sacked, and abandoned,

and left desolate.

How many bright eyes grow dim--how many soft cheeks grow pale--how many

lovely forms fade away into the tomb, and none can tell the cause that

blighted their loveliness! As the dove will clasp its wings to its side,

and cover and conceal the arrow that is preying on its vitals--so is

it the nature of woman, to hide from the world the pangs of wounded

affection. The love of a delicate female is always shy and silent. Even

when fortunate, she scarcely breathes it to herself; but when otherwise,

she buries it in the recesses of her bosom, and there lets it cower and

brood among the ruins of her peace. With her, the desire of her heart

has failed--the great charm of existence is at an end. She neglects all

the cheerful exercises which gladden the spirits, quicken the pulses,

and send the tide of life in healthful currents through the veins. Her

rest is broken--the sweet refreshment of sleep is poisoned by melancholy

dreams--“dry sorrow drinks her blood,” until her enfeebled frame sinks

under the slightest external injury. Look for her, after a little while,

and you find friendship weeping over her untimely grave, and wondering

that one, who but lately glowed with all the radiance of health and

beauty, should so speedily be brought down to “darkness and the worm.”

You will be told of some wintry chill, some casual indisposition, that

laid her low;--but no one knows of the mental malady which previously

sapped her strength, and made her so easy a prey to the spoiler.

She is like some tender tree, the pride and beauty of the grove;

graceful in its form, bright in its foliage, but with the worm preying

at its heart. We find it suddenly withering, when it should be most

fresh and luxuriant. We see it drooping its branches to the earth, and

shedding leaf by leaf, until, wasted and perished away, it falls even in

the stillness of the forest; and as we muse over the beautiful ruin,

we strive in vain to recollect the blast or thunderbolt that could have

smitten it with decay.

I have seen many instances of women running to waste and self-neglect,

and disappearing gradually from the earth, almost as if they had been

exhaled to heaven; and have repeatedly fancied that I could trace their

deaths through the various declensions of consumption, cold, debility,

languor, melancholy, until I reached the first symptom of disappointed

love. But an instance of the kind was lately told to me; the

circumstances are well known in the country where they happened, and I

shall but give them in the manner in which they were related.

Every one must recollect the tragical story of young E----, the Irish

patriot; it was too touching to be soon forgotten. During the troubles

in Ireland, he was tried, condemned, and executed, on a charge of

treason. His fate made a deep impression on public sympathy. He was so

young--so intelligent--so generous--so brave--so every thing that we are

apt to like in a young man. His conduct under trial, too, was so lofty

and intrepid. The noble indignation with which he repelled the charge of

treason against his country--the eloquent vindication of his

name--and his pathetic appeal to posterity, in the hopeless hour of

condemnation,--all these entered deeply into every generous bosom, and

even his enemies lamented the stern policy that dictated his execution.

But there was one heart whose anguish it would be impossible to

describe. In happier days and fairer fortunes, he had won the affections

of a beautiful and interesting girl, the daughter of a late celebrated

Irish barrister. She loved him with the disinterested fervor of a

woman’s first and early love. When every worldly maxim arrayed itself

against him; when blasted in fortune, and disgrace and danger

darkened around his name, she loved him the more ardently for his very

sufferings. If, then, his fate could awaken the sympathy even of

his foes, what must have been the agony of her, whose whole soul was

occupied by his image? Let those tell who have had the portals of the

tomb suddenly closed between them and the being they most loved on

earth--who have sat at its threshold, as one shut out in a cold and

lonely world, whence all that was most lovely and loving had departed.

But then the horrors of such a grave!--so frightful, so dishonored!

There was nothing for memory to dwell on that could soothe the pang of

separation--none of those tender, though melancholy circumstances which

endear the parting scene--nothing to melt sorrow into those blessed

tears, sent like the dews of heaven, to revive the heart in the parting

hour of anguish.

To render her widowed situation more desolate, she had incurred her

father’s displeasure by her unfortunate attachment, and was an exile

from the parental roof. But could the sympathy and kind offices of

friends have reached a spirit so shocked and driven in by horror, she

would have experienced no want of consolation, for the Irish are a

people of quick and generous sensibilities. The most delicate

and cherishing attentions were paid her by families of wealth and

distinction. She was led into society, and they tried by all kinds of

occupation and amusement to dissipate her grief, and wean her from the

tragical story of her loves. But it was all in vain. There are some

strokes of calamity that scathe and scorch the soul--which penetrate to

the vital seat of happiness--and blast it, never again to put forth bud

or blossom. She never objected to frequent the haunts of pleasure, but

was as much alone there as in the depths of solitude; walking about in a

sad revery, apparently unconscious of the world around her. She

carried with her an inward woe that mocked at all the blandishments of

friendship, and “heeded not the song of the charmer, charm he never so

wisely.”

The person who told me her story had seen her at a masquerade. There can

be no exhibition of far-gone wretchedness more striking and painful than

to meet it in such a scene. To find it wandering like a spectre, lonely

and joyless, where all around is gay--to see it dressed out in the

trappings of mirth, and looking so wan and woe-begone, as if it had

tried in vain to cheat the poor heart into momentary forgetfulness of

sorrow. After strolling through the splendid rooms and giddy crowd with

an air of utter abstraction, she sat herself down on the steps of an

orchestra, and, looking about for some time with a vacant air, that

showed her insensibility to the garish scene, she began, with the

capriciousness of a sickly heart, to warble a little plaintive air.

She had an exquisite, voice; but on this occasion it was so simple, so

touching, it breathed forth such a soul of wretchedness--that she drew a

crowd, mute and silent, around her and melted every one into tears.

The story of one so true and tender could not but excite great interest

in a country remarkable for enthusiasm. It completely won the heart of

a brave officer, who paid his addresses to her, and thought that one so

true to the dead, could not but prove affectionate to the living. She

declined his attentions, for her thoughts were irrevocably engrossed by

the memory of her former lover. He, however, persisted in his suit. He

solicited not her tenderness, but her esteem. He was assisted by

her conviction of his worth, and her sense of her own destitute and

dependent situation, for she was existing on the kindness of friends.

In a word, he at length succeeded in gaining her hand, though with the

solemn assurance, that her heart was unalterably another’s.

He took her with him to Sicily, hoping that a change of scene might

wear out the remembrance of early woes. She was an amiable and exemplary

wife, and made an effort to be a happy one; but nothing could cure the

silent and devouring melancholy that had entered into her very soul. She

wasted away in a slow, but hopeless decline, and at length sunk into the

grave, the victim of a broken heart.

It was on her that Moore, the distinguished Irish poet, composed the

following lines:

She is far from the land where her young hero sleeps,

And lovers around her are sighing:

But coldly she turns from their gaze, and weeps,

For her heart in his grave is lying.

She sings the wild song of her dear native plains,

Every note which he loved awaking--

Ah! little they think, who delight in her strains,

How the heart of the minstrel is breaking!

He had lived for his love--for his country he died,

They were all that to life had entwined him--

Nor soon shall the tears of his country be dried,

Nor long will his love stay behind him!

Oh! make her a grave where the sunbeams rest,

When they promise a glorious morrow;

They’ll shine o’er her sleep, like a smile from the west,

From her own loved island of sorrow!

THE ART OF BOOK-MAKING.

If that severe doom of Synesius be true,--“It is a greater offence to

steal dead men’s labor, than their clothes,”--what shall become of most

writers? BURTON’S ANATOMY OF MELANCHOLY.

I HAVE often wondered at the extreme fecundity of the press, and how

it comes to pass that so many heads, on which Nature seems to have

inflicted the curse of barrenness, should teem with voluminous

productions. As a man travels on, however, in the journey of life, his

objects of wonder daily diminish, and he is continually finding out some

very simple cause for some great matter of marvel. Thus have I chanced,

in my peregrinations about this great metropolis, to blunder upon a

scene which unfolded to me some of the mysteries of the book-making

craft, and at once put an end to my astonishment.

I was one summer’s day loitering through the great saloons of the

British Museum, with that listlessness with which one is apt to saunter

about a museum in warm weather; sometimes lolling over the glass cases

of minerals, sometimes studying the hieroglyphics on an Egyptian mummy,

and some times trying, with nearly equal success, to comprehend the

allegorical paintings on the lofty ceilings. Whilst I was gazing about

in this idle way, my attention was attracted to a distant door, at the

end of a suite of apartments. It was closed, but every now and then it

would open, and some strange-favored being, generally clothed in black,

would steal forth, and glide through the rooms, without noticing any

of the surrounding objects. There was an air of mystery about this that

piqued my languid curiosity, and I determined to attempt the passage of

that strait, and to explore the unknown regions beyond. The door yielded

to my hand, with all that facility with which the portals of enchanted

castles yield to the adventurous knight-errant. I found myself in a

spacious chamber, surrounded with great cases of venerable books. Above

the cases, and just under the cornice, were arranged a great number of

black-looking portraits of ancient authors. About the room were placed

long tables, with stands for reading and writing, at which sat many

pale, studious personages, poring intently over dusty volumes, rummaging

among mouldy manuscripts, and taking copious notes of their contents.

A hushed stillness reigned through this mysterious apartment, excepting

that you might hear the racing of pens over sheets of paper, and

occasionally the deep sigh of one of these sages, as he shifted his

position to turn over the page of an old folio; doubtless arising from

that hollowness and flatulency incident to learned research.

Now and then one of these personages would write something on a small

slip of paper, and ring a bell, whereupon a familiar would appear, take

the paper in profound silence, glide out of the room, and return shortly

loaded with ponderous tomes, upon which the other would fall, tooth

and nail, with famished voracity. I had no longer a doubt that I had

happened upon a body of magi, deeply engaged in the study of occult

sciences. The scene reminded me of an old Arabian tale, of a philosopher

shut up in an enchanted library, in the bosom of a mountain, which

opened only once a year; where he made the spirits of the place bring

him books of all kinds of dark knowledge, so that at the end of the

year, when the magic portal once more swung open on its hinges, he

issued forth so versed in forbidden lore, as to be able to soar above

the heads of the multitude, and to control the powers of Nature.

My curiosity being now fully aroused, I whispered to one of

the familiars, as he was about to leave the room, and begged an

interpretation of the strange scene before me. A few words were

sufficient for the purpose. I found that these mysterious personages,

whom I had mistaken for magi, were principally authors, and were in the

very act of manufacturing books. I was, in fact, in the reading-room of

the great British Library, an immense collection of volumes of all ages

and languages, many of which are now forgotten, and most of which are

seldom read: one of these sequestered pools of obsolete literature to

which modern authors repair, and draw buckets full of classic lore, or

“pure English, undefiled,” wherewith to swell their own scanty rills of

thought.

Being now in possession of the secret, I sat down in a corner, and

watched the process of this book manufactory. I noticed one lean,

bilious-looking wight, who sought none but the most worm-eaten volumes,

printed in black letter. He was evidently constructing some work of

profound erudition, that would be purchased by every man who wished to

be thought learned, placed upon a conspicuous shelf of his library, or

laid open upon his table--but never read. I observed him, now and then,

draw a large fragment of biscuit out of his pocket, and gnaw; whether

it was his dinner, or whether he was endeavoring to keep off that

exhaustion of the stomach, produced by much pondering over dry works, I

leave to harder students than myself to determine.

There was one dapper little gentleman in bright-colored clothes, with a

chirping gossiping expression of countenance, who had all the appearance

of an author on good terms with his bookseller. After considering him

attentively, I recognized in him a diligent getter-up of miscellaneous

works, which bustled off well with the trade. I was curious to see how

he manufactured his wares. He made more stir and show of business than

any of the others; dipping into various books, fluttering over the

leaves of manuscripts, taking a morsel out of one, a morsel out of

another, “line upon line, precept upon precept, here a little and there

a little.” The contents of his book seemed to be as heterogeneous as

those of the witches’ cauldron in Macbeth. It was here a finger and

there a thumb, toe of frog and blind worm’s sting, with his own gossip

poured in like “baboon’s blood,” to make the medley “slab and good.”

After all, thought I, may not this pilfering disposition be implanted in

authors for wise purposes? may it not be the way in which Providence

has taken care that the seeds of knowledge and wisdom shall be preserved

from age to age, in spite of the inevitable decay of the works in

which they were first produced? We see that Nature has wisely, though

whimsically provided for the conveyance of seeds from clime to clime,

in the maws of certain birds; so that animals, which, in themselves, are

little better than carrion, and apparently the lawless plunderers of the

orchard and the corn-field, are, in fact, Nature’s carriers to disperse

and perpetuate her blessings. In like manner, the beauties and fine

thoughts of ancient and obsolete authors are caught up by these flights

of predatory writers, and cast forth, again to flourish and bear fruit

in a remote and distant tract of time. Many of their works, also,

undergo a kind of metempsychosis, and spring up under new forms. What

was formerly a ponderous history, revives in the shape of a romance--an

old legend changes into a modern play--and a sober philosophical

treatise furnishes the body for a whole series of bouncing and sparkling

essays. Thus it is in the clearing of our American woodlands; where we

burn down a forest of stately pines, a progeny of dwarf oaks start up in

their place; and we never see the prostrate trunk of a tree mouldering

into soil, but it gives birth to a whole tribe of fungi.

Let us not then, lament over the decay and oblivion into which ancient

writers descend; they do but submit to the great law of Nature, which

declares that all sublunary shapes of matter shall be limited in their

duration, but which decrees, also, that their element shall never

perish. Generation after generation, both in animal and vegetable life,

passes away, but the vital principle is transmitted to posterity, and

the species continue to flourish. Thus, also, do authors beget authors,

and having produced a numerous progeny, in a good old age they sleep

with their fathers, that is to say, with the authors who preceded

them--and from whom they had stolen.

Whilst I was indulging in these rambling fancies I had leaned my head

against a pile of reverend folios. Whether it was owing to the soporific

emanations for these works; or to the profound quiet of the room; or

to the lassitude arising from much wandering; or to an unlucky habit

of napping at improper times and places, with which I am grievously

afflicted, so it was, that I fell into a doze. Still, however, my

imagination continued busy, and indeed the same scene continued before

my mind’s eye, only a little changed in some of the details. I dreamt

that the chamber was still decorated with the portraits of ancient

authors, but that the number was increased. The long tables had

disappeared, and, in place of the sage magi, I beheld a ragged,

threadbare throng, such as may be seen plying about the great repository

of cast-off clothes, Monmouth Street. Whenever they seized upon a book,

by one of those incongruities common to dreams, methought it turned into

a garment of foreign or antique fashion, with which they proceeded to

equip themselves. I noticed, however, that no one pretended to clothe

himself from any particular suit, but took a sleeve from one, a cape

from another, a skirt from a third, thus decking himself out piecemeal,

while some of his original rags would peep out from among his borrowed

finery.

There was a portly, rosy, well-fed parson, whom I observed ogling

several mouldy polemical writers through an eyeglass. He soon contrived

to slip on the voluminous mantle of one of the old fathers, and having

purloined the gray beard of another, endeavored to look exceedingly

wise; but the smirking commonplace of his countenance set at naught

all the trappings of wisdom. One sickly-looking gentleman was busied

embroidering a very flimsy garment with gold thread drawn out of several

old court-dresses of the reign of Queen Elizabeth. Another had trimmed

himself magnificently from an illuminated manuscript, had stuck a

nosegay in his bosom, culled from “The Paradise of Dainty Devices,” and

having put Sir Philip Sidney’s hat on one side of his head, strutted off

with an exquisite air of vulgar elegance. A third, who was but of puny

dimensions, had bolstered himself out bravely with the spoils from

several obscure tracts of philosophy, so that he had a very imposing

front, but he was lamentably tattered in rear, and I perceived that

he had patched his small-clothes with scraps of parchment from a Latin

author.

There were some well-dressed gentlemen, it is true, who only helped

themselves to a gem or so, which sparkled among their own ornaments,

without eclipsing them. Some, too, seemed to contemplate the costumes

of the old writers, merely to imbibe their principles of taste, and to

catch their air and spirit; but I grieve to say, that too many were apt

to array themselves, from top to toe, in the patchwork manner I have

mentioned. I shall not omit to speak of one genius, in drab breeches

and gaiters, and an Arcadian hat, who had a violent propensity to the

pastoral, but whose rural wanderings had been confined to the classic

haunts of Primrose Hill, and the solitudes of the Regent’s Park. He had

decked himself in wreaths and ribbons from all the old pastoral poets,

and, hanging his head on one side, went about with a fantastical,

lackadaisical air, “babbling about green field.” But the personage that

most struck my attention was a pragmatical old gentleman in clerical

robes, with a remarkably large and square but bald head. He entered the

room wheezing and puffing, elbowed his way through the throng with a

look of sturdy self-confidence, and, having laid hands upon a thick

Greek quarto, clapped it upon his head, and swept majestically away in a

formidable frizzled wig.

In the height of this literary masquerade, a cry suddenly resounded from

every side, of “Thieves! thieves!” I looked, and lo! the portraits about

the walls became animated! The old authors thrust out, first a head,

then a shoulder, from the canvas, looked down curiously for an instant

upon the motley throng, and then descended, with fury in their eyes,

to claim their rifled property. The scene of scampering and hubbub that

ensued baffles all description. The unhappy culprits endeavored in vain

to escape with their plunder. On one side might be seen half a dozen

old monks, stripping a modern professor; on another, there was sad

devastation carried into the ranks of modern dramatic writers. Beaumont

and Fletcher, side by side, raged round the field like Castor and

Pollux, and sturdy Ben Jonson enacted more wonders than when a volunteer

with the army in Flanders. As to the dapper little compiler of farragos

mentioned some time since, he had arrayed himself in as many patches and

colors as harlequin, and there was as fierce a contention of claimants

about him, as about the dead body of Patroclus. I was grieved to

see many men, to whom I had been accustomed to look up with awe and

reverence, fain to steal off with scarce a rag to cover their nakedness.

Just then my eye was caught by the pragmatical old gentleman in the

Greek grizzled wig, who was scrambling away in sore affright with half

a score of authors in full cry after him. They were close upon his

haunches; in a twinkling off went his wig; at every turn some strip of

raiment was peeled away, until in a few moments, from his domineering

pomp, he shrunk into a little, pursy, “chopp’d bald shot,” and made his

exit with only a few tags and rags fluttering at his back.

There was something so ludicrous in the catastrophe of this learned

Theban that I burst into an immoderate fit of laughter, which broke the

whole illusion. The tumult and the scuffle were at an end. The chamber

resumed its usual appearance. The old authors shrunk back into their

picture-frames, and hung in shadowy solemnity along the walls. In short,

I found myself wide awake in my corner, with the whole assemblage of

hookworms gazing at me with astonishment. Nothing of the dream had been

real but my burst of laughter, a sound never before heard in that grave

sanctuary, and so abhorrent to the ears of wisdom, as to electrify the

fraternity.

The librarian now stepped up to me, and demanded whether I had a card of

admission. At first I did not comprehend him, but I soon found that the

library was a kind of literary “preserve,” subject to game-laws, and

that no one must presume to hunt there without special license and

permission. In a word, I stood convicted of being an arrant poacher, and

was glad to make a precipitate retreat, lest I should have a whole pack

of authors let loose upon me.

A ROYAL POET.

Though your body be confined

And soft love a prisoner bound,

Yet the beauty of your mind

Neither check nor chain hath found.

Look out nobly, then, and dare

Even the fetters that you wear.

FLETCHER.

ON a soft sunny morning in the genial month of May I made an excursion

to Windsor Castle. It is a place full of storied and poetical

associations. The very external aspect of the proud old pile is enough

to inspire high thought. It rears its irregular walls and massive

towers, like a mural crown around the brow of a lofty ridge, waves its

royal banner in the clouds, and looks down with a lordly air upon the

surrounding world.

On this morning, the weather was of that voluptuous vernal kind which

calls forth all the latent romance of a man’s temperament, filling his

mind with music, and disposing him to quote poetry and dream of beauty.

In wandering through the magnificent saloons and long echoing galleries

of the castle I passed with indifference by whole rows of portraits

of warriors and statesmen, but lingered in the chamber where hang the

likenesses of the beauties which graced the gay court of Charles

the Second; and as I gazed upon them, depicted with amorous,

half-dishevelled tresses, and the sleepy eye of love, I blessed the

pencil of Sir Peter Lely, which had thus enabled me to bask in the

reflected rays of beauty. In traversing also the “large green courts,”

with sunshine beaming on the gray walls and glancing along the velvet

turf, my mind was engrossed with the image of the tender, the gallant,

but hapless Surrey, and his account of his loiterings about them in his

stripling days, when enamoured of the Lady Geraldine--

“With eyes cast up unto the maiden’s tower,

With easie sighs, such as men draw in love.”

In this mood of mere poetical susceptibility, I visited the ancient keep

of the castle, where James the First of Scotland, the pride and theme of

Scottish poets and historians, was for many years of his youth detained

a prisoner of state. It is a large gray tower, that has stood the brunt

of ages, and is still in good preservation. It stands on a mound which

elevates it above the other parts of the castle, and a great flight of

steps leads to the interior. In the armory, a Gothic hall furnished with

weapons of various kinds and ages, I was shown a coat of armor hanging

against the wall, which had once belonged to James. Hence I

was conducted up a staircase to a suite of apartments, of faded

magnificence, hung with storied tapestry, which formed his prison, and

the scene of that passionate and fanciful amour, which has woven into

the web of his story the magical hues of poetry and fiction.

The whole history of this amiable but unfortunate prince is highly

romantic. At the tender age of eleven, he was sent from home by his

father, Robert III., and destined for the French court, to be reared

under the eye of the French monarch, secure from the treachery and

danger that surrounded the royal house of Scotland. It was his mishap,

in the course of his voyage, to fall into the hands of the English,

and he was detained prisoner by Henry IV., notwithstanding that a truce

existed between the two countries.

The intelligence of his capture, coming in the train of many sorrows and

disasters, proved fatal to his unhappy father. “The news,” we are told,

“was brought to him while at supper, and did so overwhelm him with grief

that he was almost ready to give up the ghost into the hands of the

servants that attended him. But being carried to his bedchamber, he

abstained from all food, and in three days died of hunger and grief at

Rothesay.” *

* Buchanan.

James was detained in captivity above eighteen years; but, though

deprived of personal liberty, he was treated with the respect due to

his rank. Care was taken to instruct him in all the branches of useful

knowledge cultivated at that period, and to give him those mental and

personal accomplishments deemed proper for a prince. Perhaps in this

respect his imprisonment was an advantage, as it enabled him to apply

himself the more exclusively to his improvement, and quietly to imbibe

that rich fund of knowledge and to cherish those elegant tastes which

have given such a lustre to his memory. The picture drawn of him in

early life by the Scottish historians is highly captivating, and seems

rather the description of a hero of romance than of a character in real

history. He was well learnt, we are told, “to fight with the sword,

to joust, to tourney, to wrestle, to sing and dance; he was an expert

mediciner, right crafty in playing both of lute and harp, and sundry

other instruments of music, and was expert in grammar, oratory, and

poetry.” *

* Ballenden’s translation of Hector Boyce.

With this combination of manly and delicate accomplishments, fitting him

to shine both in active and elegant life, and calculated to give him an

intense relish for joyous existence, it must have been a severe trial,

in an age of bustle and chivalry, to pass the spring-time of his years

in monotonous captivity. It was the good fortune of James, however, to

be gifted with a powerful poetic fancy, and to be visited in his prison

by the choicest inspirations of the muse. Some minds corrode, and grow

inactive, under the loss of personal liberty; others grow morbid

and irritable; but it is the nature of the poet to become tender and

imaginative in the loneliness of confinement. He banquets upon the honey

of his own thoughts, and, like the captive bird, pours forth his soul in

melody.

Have you not seen the nightingale,

A pilgrim coop’d into a cage,

How doth she chant her wonted tale,

In that her lonely hermitage!

Even there her charming melody doth prove

That all her boughs are trees, her cage a grove.+

+ Roger L’Estrange.

Indeed, it is the divine attribute of the imagination, that it is

irrepressible, unconfinable--that when the real world is shut out,

it can create a world for itself, and, with a necromantic power, can

conjure up glorious shapes and forms and brilliant visions, to make

solitude populous, and irradiate the gloom of the dungeon. Such was the

world of pomp and pageant that lived round Tasso in his dismal cell at

Ferrara, when he conceived the splendid scenes of his Jerusalem; and we

may consider The King’s Quair,* composed by James during his captivity

at Windsor, as another of those beautiful breakings forth of the soul

from the restraint and gloom of the prison-house.

The subject of the poem is his love for the lady Jane Beaufort, daughter

of the Earl of Somerset, and a princess of the blood-royal of England,

of whom he became enamoured in the course of his captivity. What gives

it a peculiar value, is, that it may be considered a transcript of

the royal bard’s true feelings, and the story of his real loves and

fortunes. It is not often that sovereigns write poetry or that poets

deal in fact. It is gratifying to the pride of a common man, to find

a monarch thus suing, as it were, for admission into his closet, and

seeking to win his favor by administering to his pleasures. It is a

proof of the honest equality of intellectual competition, which strips

off all the trappings of factitious dignity, brings the candidate down

to a level with his fellow-men, and obliges him to depend on his own

native powers for distinction. It is curious, too, to get at the history

of a monarch’s heart, and to find the simple affections of human nature

throbbing under the ermine. But James had learnt to be a poet before he

was a king; he was schooled in adversity, and reared in the company of

his own thoughts. Monarchs have seldom time to parley with their hearts

or to meditate their minds into poetry; and had James been brought up

amidst the adulation and gayety of a court, we should never, in all

probability, have had such a poem as the Quair.

* Quair, an old term for book.

I have been particularly interested by those parts of the poem which

breathe his immediate thoughts concerning his situation, or which are

connected with the apartment in the Tower. They have thus a personal and

local charm, and are given with such circumstantial truth as to make the

reader present with the captive in his prison and the companion of his

meditations.

Such is the account which he gives of his weariness of spirit, and of

the incident which first suggested the idea of writing the poem. It was

the still mid-watch of a clear moonlight night; the stars, he says, were

twinkling as fire in the high vault of heaven, and “Cynthia rinsing her

golden locks in Aquarius.” He lay in bed wakeful and restless, and took

a book to beguile the tedious hours. The book he chose was Boetius’

Consolations of Philosophy, a work popular among the writers of that

day, and which had been translated by his great prototype, Chaucer. From

the high eulogium in which he indulges, it is evident this was one of

his favorite volumes while in prison; and indeed it is an admirable

text-book for meditation under adversity. It is the legacy of a noble

and enduring spirit, purified by sorrow and suffering, bequeathing to

its successors in calamity the maxims of sweet morality, and the trains

of eloquent but simple reasoning, by which it was enabled to bear

up against the various ills of life. It is a talisman, which the

unfortunate may treasure up in his bosom, or, like the good King James,

lay upon his nightly pillow.

After closing the volume he turns its contents over in his mind, and

gradually falls into a fit of musing on the fickleness of fortune, the

vicissitudes of his own life, and the evils that had overtaken him even

in his tender youth. Suddenly he hears the bell ringing to matins, but

its sound, chiming in with his melancholy fancies, seems to him like a

voice exhorting him to write his story. In the spirit of poetic errantry

he determines to comply with this intimation; he therefore takes pen in

hand, makes with it a sign of the cross to implore a benediction,

and sallies forth into the fairy-land of poetry. There is something

extremely fanciful in all this, and it is interesting as furnishing

a striking and beautiful instance of the simple manner in which

whole trains of poetical thought are sometimes awakened and literary

enterprises suggested to the mind.

In the course of his poem, he more than once bewails the peculiar

hardness of his fate, thus doomed to lonely and inactive life, and

shut up from the freedom and pleasure of the world in which the meanest

animal indulges unrestrained. There is a sweetness, however, in his very

complaints; they are the lamentations of an amiable and social spirit at

being denied the indulgence of its kind and generous propensities; there

is nothing in them harsh nor exaggerated; they flow with a natural and

touching pathos, and are perhaps rendered more touching by their

simple brevity. They contrast finely with those elaborate and iterated

repinings which we sometimes meet with in poetry, the effusions of

morbid minds sickening under miseries of their own creating, and

venting their bitterness upon an unoffending world. James speaks of his

privations with acute sensibility, but having mentioned them passes on,

as if his manly mind disdained to brood over unavoidable calamities.

When such a spirit breaks forth into complaint, however brief, we

are aware how great must be the suffering that extorts the murmur. We

sympathize with James, a romantic, active, and accomplished prince, cut

off in the lustihood of youth from all the enterprise, the noble uses,

and vigorous delights of life, as we do with Milton, alive to all the

beauties of nature and glories of art, when he breathes forth brief but

deep-toned lamentations over his perpetual blindness.

Had not James evinced a deficiency of poetic artifice, we might almost

have suspected that these lowerings of gloomy reflection were meant as

preparative to the brightest scene of his story, and to contrast with

that refulgence of light and loveliness, that exhilarating accompaniment

of bird and song, and foliage and flower, and all the revel of, the

year, with which he ushers in the lady of his heart. It is this scene,

in particular, which throws all the magic of romance about the old

castle keep. He had risen, he says, at daybreak, according to custom, to

escape from the dreary meditations of a sleepless pillow. “Bewailing in

his chamber thus alone,” despairing of all joy and remedy, “for, tired

of thought, and woe-begone,” he had wandered to the window to indulge

the captive’s miserable solace, of gazing wistfully upon the world from

which he is excluded. The window looked forth upon a small garden which

lay at the foot of the tower. It was a quiet, sheltered spot, adorned

with arbors and green alleys, and protected from the passing gaze by

trees and hawthorn hedges.

Now was there made fast by the tower’s wall,

A garden faire, and in the corners set

An arbour green with wandis long and small

Railed about, and so with leaves beset

Was all the place and hawthorn hedges knet,

That lyf* was none, walkyng there forbye,

That might within scarce any wight espye.

So thick the branches and the leves grene,

Beshaded all the alleys that there were,

And midst of every arbour might be seen,

The sharpe, grene, swete juniper,

Growing so fair with branches here and there,

That as it seemed to a lyf without,

The boughs did spread the arbour all about.

And on the small grene twistis+ set

The lytel swete nightingales, and sung

So loud and clear, the hymnis consecrate

Of lovis use, now soft, now loud among,

That all the garden and the wallis rung

Right of their song----

* Lyf, Person.

+ Twistis, small boughs or twigs. NOTE--The language of the

quotations is generally modernized.

It was the month of May, when every thing was in bloom, and he

interprets the song of the nightingale into the language of his

enamoured feeling:

Worship, all ye that lovers be, this May;

For of your bliss the kalends are begun,

And sing with us, Away, winter, away.

Come, summer, come, the sweet season and sun.

As he gazes on the scene, and listens to the notes of the birds, he

gradually relapses into one of those tender and undefinable reveries,

which fill the youthful bosom in this delicious season. He wonders what

this love may be of which he has so often read, and which thus seems

breathed forth in the quickening breath of May, and melting all nature

into ecstasy and song. If it really be so great a felicity, and if it be

a boon thus generally dispensed to the most insignificant beings, why is

he alone cut off from its enjoyments?

Oft would I think, O Lord, what may this be,

That love is of such noble myght and kynde?

Loving his folke, and such prosperitee,

Is it of him, as we in books do find;

May he oure hertes setten* and unbynd:

Hath he upon oure hertes such maistrye?

Or is all this but feynit fantasye?

For giff he be of so grete excellence

That he of every wight hath care and charge,

What have I gilt+ to him, or done offense,

That I am thral’d, and birdis go at large?

* Setten, incline.

+ Gilt, what injury have I done, etc.

In the midst of his musing, as he casts his eye downward, he beholds

“the fairest and the freshest young floure” that ever he had seen. It is

the lovely Lady Jane, walking in the garden to enjoy the beauty of that

“fresh May morrowe.” Breaking thus suddenly upon his sight in a moment

of loneliness and excited susceptibility, she at once captivates the

fancy of the romantic prince, and becomes the object of his wandering

wishes, the sovereign of his ideal world.

There is, in this charming scene, an evident resemblance to the early

part of Chaucer’s Knight’s Tale, where Palamon and Arcite fall in

love with Emilia, whom they see walking in the garden of their prison.

Perhaps the similarity of the actual fact to the incident which he had

read in Chaucer may have induced James to dwell on it in his poem. His

description of the Lady Jane is given in the picturesque and minute

manner of his master, and, being doubtless taken from the life, is a

perfect portrait of a beauty of that day. He dwells with the fondness

of a lover on every article of her apparel, from the net of pearl,

splendent with emeralds and sapphires, that confined her golden hair,

even to the “goodly chaine of small orfeverye” * about her neck, whereby

there hung a ruby in shape of a heart, that seemed, he says, like a

spark of fire burning upon her white bosom. Her dress of white

tissue was looped up to enable her to walk with more freedom. She was

accompanied by two female attendants, and about her sported a little

hound decorated with bells, probably the small Italian hound of

exquisite symmetry which was a parlor favorite and pet among the

fashionable dames of ancient times. James closes his description by a

burst of general eulogium:

In her was youth, beauty, with humble port,

Bounty, richesse, and womanly feature:

God better knows than my pen can report,

Wisdom, largesse,+ estate,++ and cunning& sure.

In every point so guided her measure,

In word, in deed, in shape, in countenance,

That nature might no more her child advance.

* Wrought gold.

+ Largesse, bounty.

++ Estate, dignity.

& Cunning, discretion.

The departure of the Lady Jane from the garden puts an end to this

transient riot of the heart. With her departs the amorous illusion

that had shed a temporary charm over the scene of his captivity, and he

relapses into loneliness, now rendered tenfold more intolerable by this

passing beam of unattainable beauty. Through the long and weary day he

repines at his unhappy lot, and when evening approaches, and Phoebus,

as he beautifully expresses it, had “bade farewell to every leaf and

flower,” he still lingers at the window, and, laying his head upon the

cold stone, gives vent to a mingled flow of love and sorrow, until,

gradually lulled by the mute melancholy of the twilight hour, he lapses,

“half-sleeping, half swoon,” into a vision, which occupies the remainder

of the poem, and in which is allegorically shadowed out the history of

his passion.

When he wakes from his trance, he rises from his stony pillow, and,

pacing his apartment, full of dreary reflections, questions his spirit,

whither it has been wandering; whether, indeed, all that has

passed before his dreaming fancy has been conjured up by preceding

circumstances, or whether it is a vision intended to comfort and assure

him in his despondency. If the latter, he prays that some token may be

sent to confirm the promise of happier days, given him in his slumbers.

Suddenly, a turtledove of the purest whiteness comes flying in at the

window, and alights upon his hand, bearing in her bill a branch of red

gilliflower, on the leaves of which is written, in letters of gold, the

following sentence:

Awake! Awake! I bring, lover, I bring

The newis glad, that blissful is and sure

Of thy comfort; now laugh, and play, and sing,

For in the heaven decretit is thy cure.

He receives the branch with mingled hope and dread; reads it with

rapture; and this he says was the first token of his succeeding

happiness. Whether this is a mere poetic fiction, or whether the Lady

Jane did actually send him a token of her favor in this romantic way,

remains to be determined according to the fate or fancy of the reader.

He concludes his poem by intimating that the promise conveyed in the

vision and by the flower, is fulfilled by his being restored to liberty,

and made happy in the possession of the sovereign of his heart.

Such is the poetical account given by James of his love adventures

in Windsor Castle. How much of it is absolute fact, and how much the

embellishment of fancy, it is fruitless to conjecture; let us not,

however, reject every romantic incident as incompatible with real life,

but let us sometimes take a poet at his word. I have noticed merely

those parts of the poem immediately connected with the tower, and have

passed over a large part which was in the allegorical vein, so

much cultivated at that day. The language, of course, is quaint and

antiquated, so that the beauty of many of its golden phrases will

scarcely be perceived at the present day, but it is impossible not to

be charmed with the genuine sentiment, the delightful artlessness and

urbanity, which prevail throughout it. The descriptions of Nature too,

with which it is embellished, are given with a truth, a discrimination,

and a freshness, worthy of the most cultivated periods of the art.

As an amatory poem, it is edifying, in these days of coarser thinking,

to notice the nature, refinement, and exquisite delicacy which

pervade it; banishing every gross thought, or immodest expression, and

presenting female loveliness, clothed in all its chivalrous attributes

of almost supernatural purity and grace.

James flourished nearly about the time of Chaucer and Gower, and was

evidently an admirer and studier of their writings. Indeed, in one of

his stanzas he acknowledges them as his masters; and in some parts

of his poem we find traces of similarity to their productions, more

especially to those of Chaucer. There are always, however, general

features of resemblance in the works of contemporary authors, which are

not so much borrowed from each other as from the times. Writers, like

bees, toll their sweets in the wide world; they incorporate with their

own conceptions, the anecdotes and thoughts current in society; and thus

each generation has some features in common, characteristic of the age

in which it lives.

James belongs to one of the most brilliant eras of our literary history,

and establishes the claims of his country to a participation in

its primitive honors. Whilst a small cluster of English writers are

constantly cited as the fathers of our verse, the name of their

great Scottish compeer is apt to be passed over in silence; but he

is evidently worthy of being enrolled in that little constellation of

remote but never-failing luminaries who shine in the highest firmament

of literature, and who, like morning stars, sang together at the bright

dawning of British poesy.

Such of my readers as may not be familiar with Scottish history (though

the manner in which it has of late been woven with captivating fiction

has made it a universal study) may be curious to learn something of the

subsequent history of James and the fortunes of his love. His passion

for the Lady Jane, as it was the solace of his captivity, so it

facilitated his release, it being imagined by the Court that a

connection with the blood-royal of England would attach him to its own

interests. He was ultimately restored to his liberty and crown, having

previously espoused the Lady Jane, who accompanied him to Scotland, and

made him a most tender and devoted wife.

He found his kingdom in great confusion, the feudal chieftains

having taken advantage of the troubles and irregularities of a long

interregnum, to strengthen themselves in their possessions, and place

themselves above the power of the laws. James sought to found the basis

of his power in the affections of his people. He attached the lower

orders to him by the reformation of abuses, the temperate and equable

administration of justice, the encouragement of the arts of peace, and

the promotion of every thing that could diffuse comfort, competency,

and innocent enjoyment through the humblest ranks of society. He

mingled occasionally among the common people in disguise; visited

their firesides; entered into their cares, their pursuits, and their

amusements; informed himself of the mechanical arts, and how they could

best be patronized and improved; and was thus an all-pervading spirit,

watching with a benevolent eye over the meanest of his subjects. Having

in this generous manner made himself strong in the hearts of the common

people, he turned himself to curb the power of the factious nobility;

to strip them of those dangerous immunities which they had usurped; to

punish such as had been guilty of flagrant offences; and to bring the

whole into proper obedience to the Crown. For some time they bore

this with outward submission, but with secret impatience and brooding

resentment. A conspiracy was at length formed against his life, at the

head of which was his own uncle, Robert Stewart, Earl of Athol, who,

being too old himself for the perpetration of the deed of blood,

instigated his grandson, Sir Robert Stewart, together with Sir Robert

Graham, and others of less note, to commit the deed. They broke into his

bedchamber at the Dominican convent near Perth, where he was residing,

and barbarously murdered him by oft-repeated wounds. His faithful queen,

rushing to throw her tender body between him and the sword, was twice

wounded in the ineffectual attempt to shield him from the assassin; and

it was not until she had been forcibly torn from his person, that the

murder was accomplished.

It was the recollection of this romantic tale of former times, and of

the golden little poem, which had its birthplace in this tower, that

made me visit the old pile with more than common interest. The suit

of armor hanging up in the hall, richly gilt and embellished, as if to

figure in the tourney, brought the image of the gallant and romantic

prince vividly before my imagination. I paced the deserted chambers

where he had composed his poem; I leaned upon the window, and endeavored

to persuade myself it was the very one where he had been visited by

his vision; I looked out upon the spot where he had first seen the Lady

Jane. It was the same genial and joyous month; the birds were again

vying with each other in strains of liquid melody; every thing was

bursting into vegetation, and budding forth the tender promise of the

year. Time, which delights to obliterate the sterner memorials of human

pride, seems to have passed lightly over this little scene of poetry and

love, and to have withheld his desolating hand. Several centuries have

gone by, yet the garden still flourishes at the foot of the tower. It

occupies what was once the moat of the keep; and, though some parts have

been separated by dividing walls, yet others have still their arbors

and shaded walks, as in the days of James, and the whole is sheltered,

blooming, and retired. There is a charm about the spot that has been

printed by the footsteps of departed beauty, and consecrated by the

inspirations of the poet, which is heightened, rather than impaired, by

the lapse of ages. It is, indeed, the gift of poetry, to hallow every

place in which it moves; to breathe around nature an odor more exquisite

than the perfume of the rose, and to shed over it a tint more magical

than the blush of morning.

Others may dwell on the illustrious deeds of James as a warrior and a

legislator; but I have delighted to view him merely as the companion

of his fellow-men, the benefactor of the human heart, stooping from his

high estate to sow the sweet flowers of poetry and song in the paths of

common life. He was the first to cultivate the vigorous and hardy plant

of Scottish genius, which has since become so prolific of the most

wholesome and highly flavored fruit. He carried with him into the

sterner regions of the north, all the fertilizing arts of southern

refinement. He did every thing in his power to win his countrymen to the

gay, the elegant, and gentle arts, which soften and refine the character

of a people, and wreathe a grace round the loftiness of a proud and

warlike spirit. He wrote many poems, which, unfortunately for the

fulness of his fame, are now lost to the world; one, which is still

preserved, called “Christ’s Kirk of the Green,” shows how diligently he

had made himself acquainted with the rustic sports and pastimes, which

constitute such a source of kind and social feeling among the Scottish

peasantry; and with what simple and happy humor he could enter into

their enjoyments. He contributed greatly to improve the national music;

and traces of his tender sentiment and elegant taste are said to exist

in those witching airs, still piped among the wild mountains and lonely

glens of Scotland. He has thus connected his image with whatever is most

gracious and endearing in the national character; he has embalmed his

memory in song, and floated his name to after-ages in the rich streams

of Scottish melody. The recollection of these things was kindling at my

heart, as I paced the silent scene of his imprisonment. I have visited

Vaucluse with as much enthusiasm as a pilgrim would visit the shrine

at Loretto; but I have never felt more poetical devotion than when

contemplating the old tower and the little garden at Windsor, and

musing over the romantic loves of the Lady Jane, and the Royal Poet of

Scotland.

THE COUNTRY CHURCH.

A gentleman!

What o’ the woolpack? or the sugar-chest?

Or lists of velvet? which is ‘t, pound, or yard,

You vend your gentry by?

BEGGAR’S BUSH.

THERE are few places more favorable to the study of character than an

English country church. I was once passing a few weeks at the seat of

a friend who resided in, the vicinity of one the appearance of which

particularly struck my fancy. It was one of those rich morsels of quaint

antiquity, which gives such a peculiar charm to English landscape.

It stood in the midst of a country filled with ancient families, and

contained within its cold and silent aisles the congregated dust of many

noble generations. The interior walls were encrusted with monuments

of every age and style. The light streamed through windows dimmed with

armorial bearings, richly emblazoned in stained glass. In various parts

of the church were tombs of knights, and highborn dames, of gorgeous

workmanship, with their effigies in colored marble. On every side, the

eye was struck with some instance of aspiring mortality, some haughty

memorial which human pride had erected over its kindred dust in this

temple of the most humble of all religions.

The congregation was composed of the neighboring people of rank, who sat

in pews sumptuously lined and cushioned, furnished with richly-gilded

prayer-books, and decorated with their arms upon the pew doors; of the

villagers and peasantry, who filled the back seats and a small gallery

beside the organ; and of the poor of the parish, who were ranged on

benches in the aisles.

The service was performed by a snuffling, well-fed vicar, who had a snug

dwelling near the church. He was a privileged guest at all the tables

of the neighborhood, and had been the keenest fox-hunter in the country,

until age and good living had disabled him from doing anything more than

ride to see the hounds throw off, and make one at the hunting dinner.

Under the ministry of such a pastor, I found it impossible to get into

the train of thought suitable to the time and place; so, having, like

many other feeble Christians, compromised with my conscience, by laying

the sin of my own delinquency at another person’s threshold, I occupied

myself by making observations on my neighbors.

I was as yet a stranger in England, and curious to notice the manners

of its fashionable classes. I found, as usual, that there was the least

pretension where there was the most acknowledged title to respect. I was

particularly struck, for instance, with the family of a nobleman of high

rank, consisting of several sons and daughters. Nothing could be more

simple and unassuming than their appearance. They generally came to

church in the plainest equipage, and often on foot. The young ladies

would stop and converse in the kindest manner with the peasantry, caress

the children, and listen to the stories of the humble cottagers. Their

countenances were open and beautifully fair, with an expression of

high refinement, but at the same time a frank cheerfulness and engaging

affability. Their brothers were tall, and elegantly formed. They were

dressed fashionably, but simply--with strict neatness and propriety, but

without any mannerism or foppishness. Their whole demeanor was easy

and natural, with that lofty grace and noble frankness which bespeak

free-born souls that have never been checked in their growth by feelings

of inferiority. There is a healthful hardiness about real dignity, that

never dreads contact and communion with others, however humble. It is

only spurious pride that is morbid and sensitive, and shrinks from every

touch. I was pleased to see the manner in which they would converse with

the peasantry about those rural concerns and field-sports in which the

gentlemen of the country so much delight. In these conversations there

was neither haughtiness on the one part, nor servility on the other, and

you were only reminded of the difference of rank by the habitual respect

of the peasant.

In contrast to these was the family of a wealthy citizen, who had

amassed a vast fortune, and, having purchased the estate and mansion of

a ruined nobleman in the neighborhood, was endeavoring to assume all the

style and dignity of an hereditary lord of the soil. The family always

came to church en prince. They were rolled majestically along in a

carriage emblazoned with arms. The crest glittered in silver radiance

from every part of the harness where a crest could possibly be placed.

A fat coachman, in a three-cornered hat richly laced and a flaxen wig,

curling close round his rosy face, was seated on the box, with a sleek

Danish dog beside him. Two footmen in gorgeous liveries, with huge

bouquets, and gold-headed canes, lolled behind. The carriage rose and

sunk on its long springs with a peculiar stateliness of motion. The very

horses champed their bits, arched their necks, and glanced their eyes

more proudly than common horses; either because they had caught a little

of the family feeling, or were reined up more tightly than ordinary.

I could not but admire the style with which this splendid pageant

was brought up to the gate of the churchyard. There was a vast effect

produced at the turning of an angle of the wall--a great smacking of the

whip, straining and scrambling of the horses, glistening of harness, and

flashing of wheels through gravel. This was the moment of triumph and

vainglory to the coachman. The horses were urged and checked, until they

were fretted into a foam. They threw out their feet in a prancing trot,

dashing about pebbles at every step. The crowd of villagers sauntering

quietly to church opened precipitately to the right and left, gaping in

vacant admiration. On reaching the gate, the horses were pulled up with

a suddenness that produced an immediate stop, and almost threw them on

their haunches.

There was an extraordinary hurry of the footmen to alight, pull down the

steps, and prepare everything for the descent on earth of this august

family. The old citizen first emerged his round red face from out the

door, looking about him with the pompous air of a man accustomed to rule

on ‘Change, and shake the Stock Market with a nod. His consort, a fine,

fleshy, comfortable dame, followed him. There seemed, I must confess,

but little pride in her composition. She was the picture of broad,

honest, vulgar enjoyment. The world went well with her; and she liked

the world. She had fine clothes, a fine house, a fine carriage, fine

children--everything was fine about her: it was nothing but driving

about and visiting and feasting. Life was to her a perpetual revel; it

was one long Lord Mayor’s Day.

Two daughters succeeded to this goodly couple. They certainly were

handsome, but had a supercilious air that chilled admiration and

disposed the spectator to be critical. They were ultrafashionable in

dress, and, though no one could deny the richness of their decorations,

yet their appropriateness might be questioned amidst the simplicity of

a country church. They descended loftily from the carriage, and moved up

the line of peasantry with a step that seemed dainty of the soil it trod

on. They cast an excursive glance around, that passed coldly over the

burly faces of the peasantry, until they met the eyes of the nobleman’s

family, when their countenances immediately brightened into smiles, and

they made the most profound and elegant courtesies, which were returned

in a manner that showed they were but slight acquaintances.

I must not forget the two sons of this inspiring citizen, who came to

church in a dashing curricle with outriders. They were arrayed in the

extremity of the mode, with all that pedantry of dress which marks

the man of questionable pretensions to style. They kept entirely by

themselves, eying every one askance that came near them, as if measuring

his claims to respectability; yet they were without conversation, except

the exchange of an occasional cant phrase. They even moved artificially,

for their bodies, in compliance with the caprice of the day, had been

disciplined into the absence of all ease and freedom. Art had done

everything to accomplish them as men of fashion, but Nature had denied

them the nameless grace. They were vulgarly shaped, like men formed for

the common purposes of life, and had that air of supercilious assumption

which is never seen in the true gentleman.

I have been rather minute in drawing the pictures of these two families,

because I considered them specimens of what is often to be met with in

this country--the unpretending great, and the arrogant little. I have no

respect for titled rank, unless it be accompanied with true nobility

of soul; but I have remarked, in all countries where artificial

distinctions exist, that the very highest classes are always the most

courteous and unassuming. Those who are well assured of their own

standing are least apt to trespass on that of others; whereas, nothing

is so offensive as the aspirings of vulgarity, which thinks to elevate

itself by humiliating its neighbor.

As I have brought these families into contrast, I must notice their

behavior in church. That of the nobleman’s family was quiet, serious,

and attentive. Not that they appeared to have any fervor of devotion,

but rather a respect for sacred things, and sacred places, inseparable

from good-breeding. The others, on the contrary, were in a perpetual

flutter and whisper; they betrayed a continual consciousness of finery,

and the sorry ambition of being the wonders of a rural congregation.

The old gentleman was the only one really attentive to the service. He

took the whole burden of family devotion upon himself; standing bolt

upright, and uttering the responses with a loud voice that might be

heard all over the church. It was evident that he was one of these

thorough Church-and-king men, who connect the idea of devotion and

loyalty; who consider the Deity, somehow or other, of the government

party, and religion “a very excellent sort of thing, that ought to be

countenanced and kept up.”

When he joined so loudly in the service, it seemed more by way of

example to the lower orders, to show them that, though so great and

wealthy, he was not above being religious; as I have seen a turtle-fed

alderman swallow publicly a basin of charity soup, smacking his lips at

every mouthful and pronouncing it “excellent food for the poor.”

When the service was at an end, I was curious to witness the several

exits of my groups. The young noblemen and their sisters, as the day

was fine, preferred strolling home across the fields, chatting with the

country people as they went. The others departed as they came, in grand

parade. Again were the equipages wheeled up to the gate. There was again

the smacking of whips, the clattering of hoofs, and the glittering of

harness. The horses started off almost at a bound; the villagers again

hurried to right and left; the wheels threw up a cloud of dust, and the

aspirin family was rapt out of sight in a whirlwind.

THE WIDOW AND HER SON.

Pittie olde age, within whose silver haires

Honour and reverence evermore have rain’d.

MARLOWE’S TAMBURLAINE.

THOSE who are in the habit of remarking such matters must have noticed

the passive quiet of an English landscape on Sunday. The clacking of

the mill, the regularly recurring stroke of the flail, the din of the

blacksmith’s hammer, the whistling of the ploughman, the rattling of

the cart, and all other sounds of rural labor are suspended. The

very farm-dogs bark less frequently, being less disturbed by passing

travellers. At such times I have almost fancied the wind sunk into

quiet, and that the sunny landscape, with its fresh green tints melting

into blue haze, enjoyed the hallowed calm.

Sweet day, so pure, so calm, so brigh’

The bridal of the earth and sky.

Well was it ordained that the day of devotion should be a day of rest.

The holy repose which reigns over the face of nature has its moral

influence; every restless passion is charmed down, and we feel the

natural religion of the soul gently springing up within us. For my

part, there are feelings that visit me, in a country church, amid the

beautiful serenity of nature, which I experience nowhere else; and if

not a more religious, I think I am a better man on Sunday than on any

other day of the seven.

During my recent residence in the country, I used frequently to attend

at the old village church. Its shadowy aisles, its mouldering monuments,

its dark oaken panelling, all reverend with the gloom of departed years,

seemed to fit it for the haunt of solemn meditation; but, being in a

wealthy, aristocratic neighborhood, the glitter of fashion penetrated

even into the sanctuary; and I felt myself continually thrown back upon

the world, by the frigidity and pomp of the poor worms around me. The

only being in the whole congregation who appeared thoroughly to feel the

humble and prostrate piety of a true Christian was a poor decrepit old

woman, bending under the weight of years and infirmities. She bore the

traces of something better than abject poverty. The lingerings of decent

pride were visible in her appearance. Her dress, though humble in the

extreme, was scrupulously clean. Some trivial respect, too, had been

awarded her, for she did not take her seat among the village poor, but

sat alone on the steps of the altar. She seemed to have survived all

love, all friendship, all society, and to have nothing left her but the

hopes of heaven. When I saw her feebly rising and bending her aged form

in prayer; habitually conning her prayer-book, which her palsied hand

and failing eyes could not permit her to read, but which she evidently

knew by heart, I felt persuaded that the faltering voice of that poor

woman arose to heaven far before the responses of the clerk, the swell

of the organ, or the chanting of the choir.

I am fond of loitering about country churches, and this was so

delightfully situated, that it frequently attracted me. It stood on a

knoll, round which a small stream made a beautiful bend and then wound

its way through a long reach of soft meadow scenery. The church was

surrounded by yew trees, which seemed almost coeval with itself. Its

tall Gothic spire shot up lightly from among them, with rooks and crows

generally wheeling about it. I was seated there one still sunny morning

watching two laborers who were digging a grave. They had chosen one of

the most remote and neglected corners of the churchyard, where, from the

number of nameless graves around, it would appear that the indigent and

friendless were huddled into the earth. I was told that the new-made

grave was for the only son of a poor widow. While I was meditating on

the distinctions of worldly rank, which extend thus down into the very

dust, the toll of the bell announced the approach of the funeral. They

were the obsequies of poverty, with which pride had nothing to do. A

coffin of the plainest materials, without pall or other covering, was

borne by some of the villagers. The sexton walked before with an air

of cold indifference. There were no mock mourners in the trappings of

affected woe, but there was one real mourner who feebly tottered after

the corpse. It was the aged mother of the deceased, the poor old woman

whom I had seen seated on the steps of the altar. She was supported by

a humble friend, who was endeavoring to comfort her. A few of the

neighboring poor had joined the train, and some children of the village

were running hand in hand, now shouting with unthinking mirth, and now

pausing to gaze, with childish curiosity on the grief of the mourner.

As the funeral train approached the grave, the parson issued from the

church-porch, arrayed in the surplice, with prayer-book in hand, and

attended by the clerk. The service, however, was a mere act of charity.

The deceased had been destitute, and the survivor was penniless. It

was shuffled through, therefore, in form, but coldly and unfeeling. The

well-fed priest moved but a few steps from the church door; his voice

could scarcely be heard at the grave; and never did I hear the funeral

service, that sublime and touching ceremony, turned into such a frigid

mummery of words.

I approached the grave. The coffin was placed on the ground. On it were

inscribed the name and age of the deceased--“George Somers, aged 26

years.” The poor mother had been assisted to kneel down at the head

of it. Her withered hands were clasped, as if in prayer; but I could

perceive, by a feeble rocking of the body, and a convulsive motion of

the lips, that she was gazing on the last relics of her son with the

yearnings of a mother’s heart.

Preparations were made to deposit the coffin in the earth. There was

that bustling stir, which breaks so harshly on the feelings of grief and

affection; directions given in the cold tones of business; the striking

of spades into sand and gravel; which, at the grave of those we love,

is, of all sounds, the most withering. The bustle around seemed to

waken the mother from a wretched revery. She raised her glazed eyes, and

looked about with a faint wildness. As the men approached with cords to

lower the coffin into the grave, she wrung her hands, and broke into

an agony of grief. The poor woman who attended her took her by the arm

endeavoring to raise her from the earth, and to whisper something like

consolation: “Nay, now--nay, now--don’t take it so sorely to heart.”

She could only shake her head, and wring her hands, as one not to be

comforted.

As they lowered the body into the earth, the creaking of the cords

seemed to agonize her; but when, on some accidental obstruction, there

was a jostling of the coffin, all the tenderness of the mother burst

forth, as if any harm could come to him who was far beyond the reach of

worldly suffering.

I could see no more--my heart swelled into my throat--my eyes filled

with tears; I felt as if I were acting a barbarous part in standing by

and gazing idly on this scene of maternal anguish. I wandered to another

part of the churchyard, where I remained until the funeral train had

dispersed.

When I saw the mother slowly and painfully quitting the grave, leaving

behind her the remains of all that was dear to her on earth, and

returning to silence and destitution, my heart ached for her. What,

thought I, are the distresses of the rich? They have friends to

soothe--pleasures to beguile--a world to divert and dissipate their

griefs. What are the sorrows of the young? Their growing minds soon

close above the wound--their elastic spirits soon rise beneath the

pressure--their green and ductile affections soon twine round new

objects. But the sorrows of the poor, who have no outward appliances to

soothe--the sorrows of the aged, with whom life at best is but a wintry

day, and who can look for no after-growth of joy--the sorrows of a

widow, aged, solitary, destitute, mourning over an only son, the last

solace of her years,--these are indeed sorrows which make us feel the

impotency of consolation.

It was some time before I left the churchyard. On my way homeward, I met

with the woman who had acted as comforter: she was just returning from

accompanying the mother to her lonely habitation, and I drew from her

some particulars connected with the affecting scene I had witnessed.

The parents of the deceased had resided in the village from childhood.

They had inhabited one of the neatest cottages, and by various rural

occupations, and the assistance of a small garden, had supported

themselves creditably and comfortably, and led a happy and a blameless

life. They had one son, who had grown up to be the staff and pride of

their age. “Oh, sir!” said the good woman, “he was such a comely lad,

so sweet-tempered, so kind to every one around him, so dutiful to his

parents! It did one’s heart good to see him of a Sunday, drest out in

his best, so tall, so straight, so cheery, supporting his old mother to

church; for she was always fonder of leaning on George’s arm than on her

good man’s; and, poor soul, she might well be proud of him, for a finer

lad there was not in the country round.”

Unfortunately, the son was tempted, during a year of scarcity and

agricultural hardship, to enter into the service of one of the small

craft that plied on a neighboring river. He had not been long in this

employ, when he was entrapped by a press-gang, and carried off to sea.

His parents received tidings of his seizure, but beyond that they could

learn nothing. It was the loss of their main prop. The father, who was

already infirm, grew heartless and melancholy and sunk into his grave.

The widow, left lonely in her age and feebleness, could no longer

support herself, and came upon the parish. Still there was a kind

feeling towards her throughout the village, and a certain respect as

being one of the oldest inhabitants. As no one applied for the cottage

in which she had passed so many happy days, she was permitted to remain

in it, where she lived solitary and almost helpless. The few wants of

nature were chiefly supplied from the scanty productions of her little

garden, which the neighbors would now and then cultivate for her. It was

but a few days before the time at which these circumstances were told

me, that she was gathering some vegetables for her repast, when she

heard the cottage-door which faced the garden, suddenly opened. A

stranger came out, and seemed to be looking eagerly and wildly around.

He was dressed in seamen’s clothes, was emaciated and ghastly pale, and

bore the air of one broken by sickness and hardships. He saw her and

hastened towards her, but his steps were faint and faltering; he sank on

his knees before her and sobbed like a child. The poor woman gazed upon

him with a vacant and wandering eye. “Oh, my dear, dear mother! don’t

you know your son? your poor boy, George?” It was, indeed, the wreck

of her once noble lad; who shattered by wounds, by sickness and foreign

imprisonment, had, at length, dragged his wasted limbs homeward, to

repose among the scenes of his childhood.

I will not attempt to detail the particulars of such a meeting, where

sorrow and joy were so completely blended: still, he was alive! he was

come home! he might yet live to comfort and cherish her old age! Nature,

however, was exhausted in him; and if any thing had been wanting to

finish the work of fate, the desolation of his native cottage would have

been sufficient. He stretched himself on the pallet on which his widowed

mother had passed many a sleepless night, and he never rose from it

again.

The villagers, when they heard that George Somers had returned, crowded

to see him, offering every comfort and assistance that their humble

means afforded. He was too weak, however, to talk--he could only

look his thanks. His mother was his constant attendant; and he seemed

unwilling to be helped by any other hand.

There is something in sickness that breaks down the pride of manhood,

that softens the heart, and brings it back to the feelings of infancy.

Who that has languished, even in advanced life, in sickness and

despondency, who that has pined on a weary bed in the neglect and

loneliness of a foreign land, but has thought on the mother “that looked

on his childhood,” that smoothed his pillow, and administered to his

helplessness? Oh, there is an enduring tenderness in the love of a

mother to a son, that transcends all other affections of the heart.

It is neither to be chilled by selfishness, nor daunted by danger,

nor weakened by worthlessness, nor stifled by ingratitude. She will

sacrifice every comfort to his convenience; she will surrender every

pleasure to his enjoyment; she will glory in his fame and exult in his

prosperity; and, if misfortune overtake him, he will be the dearer to

her from misfortune; and if disgrace settle upon his name, she will

still love and cherish him in spite of his disgrace; and if all the

world beside cast him off, she will be all the world to him.

Poor George Somers had known what it was to be in sickness, and none to

soothe--lonely and in prison, and none to visit him. He could not endure

his mother from his sight; if she moved away, his eye would follow her.

She would sit for hours by his bed watching him as he slept. Sometimes

he would start from a feverish dream, and look anxiously up until he saw

her bending over him; when he would take her hand, lay it on his bosom,

and fall asleep with the tranquillity of a child. In this way he died.

My first impulse on hearing this humble tale of affliction was to visit

the cottage of the mourner, and administer pecuniary assistance, and, if

possible, comfort. I found, however, on inquiry, that the good feelings

of the villagers had prompted them to do everything that the case

admitted; and as the poor know best how to console each other’s sorrows,

I did not venture to intrude.

The next Sunday I was at the village church, when, to my surprise, I saw

the poor old woman tottering down the aisle to her accustomed seat on

the steps of the altar.

She had made an effort to put on something like mourning for her son;

and nothing could be more touching than this struggle between pious

affection and utter poverty--a black ribbon or so, a faded black

handkerchief, and one or two more such humble attempts to express by

outward signs that grief which passes show. When I looked round upon

the storied monuments, the stately hatchments, the cold marble pomp with

which grandeur mourned magnificently over departed pride, and turned to

this poor widow, bowed down by age and sorrow at the altar of her God,

and offering up the prayers and praises of a pious though a broken

heart, I felt that this living monument of real grief was worth them

all.

I related her story to some of the wealthy members of the congregation,

and they were moved by it. They exerted themselves to render her

situation more comfortable, and to lighten her afflictions. It was,

however, but smoothing a few steps to the grave. In the course of a

Sunday or two after, she was missed from her usual seat at church, and

before I left the neighborhood I heard, with a feeling of satisfaction,

that she had quietly breathed her last, and had gone to rejoin those she

loved, in that world where sorrow is never known and friends are never

parted.

A SUNDAY IN LONDON.*

* Part of a sketch omitted in the preceding editions.

IN a preceding paper I have spoken of an English Sunday in the country

and its tranquillizing effect upon the landscape; but where is its

sacred influence more strikingly apparent than in the very heart of that

great Babel, London? On this sacred day the gigantic monster is charmed

into repose. The intolerable din and struggle of the week are at an

end. The shops are shut. The fires of forges and manufactories are

extinguished, and the sun, no longer obscured by murky clouds of smoke,

pours down a sober yellow radiance into the quiet streets. The

few pedestrians we meet, instead of hurrying forward with anxious

countenances, move leisurely along; their brows are smoothed from the

wrinkles of business and care; they have put on their Sunday looks and

Sunday manners with their Sunday clothes, and are cleansed in mind as

well as in person.

And now the melodious clangor of bells from church towers summons their

several flocks to the fold. Forth issues from his mansion the family

of the decent tradesman, the small children in the advance; then the

citizen and his comely spouse, followed by the grown-up daughters,

with small morocco-bound prayer-books laid in the folds of their

pocket-handkerchiefs. The housemaid looks after them from the window,

admiring the finery of the family, and receiving, perhaps, a nod and

smile from her young mistresses, at whose toilet she has assisted.

Now rumbles along the carriage of some magnate of the city, peradventure

an alderman or a sheriff, and now the patter of many feet announces it

procession of charity scholars in uniforms of antique cut, and each with

a prayer-book under his arm.

The ringing of bells is at an end; the rumbling of the carriage has

ceased; the pattering of feet is heard no more; the flocks are folded

in ancient churches, cramped up in by-lanes and corners of the crowded

city, where the vigilant beadle keeps watch, like the shepherd’s dog,

round the threshold of the sanctuary. For a time everything is hushed,

but soon is heard the deep, pervading sound of the organ, rolling and

vibrating through the empty lanes and courts, and the sweet chanting of

the choir making them resound with melody and praise. Never have I been

more sensible of the sanctifying effect of church music than when I

have heard it thus poured forth, like a river of joy, through the inmost

recesses of this great metropolis, elevating it, as it were, from all

the sordid pollutions of the week, and bearing the poor world-worn soul

on a tide of triumphant harmony to heaven.

The morning service is at an end. The streets are again alive with the

congregations returning to their homes, but soon again relapse into

silence. Now comes on the Sunday dinner, which, to the city tradesman,

is a meal of some importance. There is more leisure for social enjoyment

at the board. Members of the family can now gather together, who are

separated by the laborious occupations of the week. A school-boy may be

permitted on that day to come to the paternal home; an old friend of

the family takes his accustomed Sunday seat at the board, tells over

his well-known stories, and rejoices young and old with his well-known

jokes.

On Sunday afternoon the city pours forth its lesions to breathe the

fresh air and enjoy the sunshine of the parks and rural environs.

Satirists may say what they please about the rural enjoyments of a

London citizen on Sunday, but to me there is something delightful in

beholding the poor prisoner of the crowded and dusty city enabled thus

to come forth once a week and throw himself upon the green bosom of

nature. He is like a child restored to the mother’s breast; and they

who first spread out these noble parks and magnificent pleasure-grounds

which surround this huge metropolis have done at least as much for

its health and morality as if they had expended the amount of cost in

hospitals, prisons, and penitentiaries.

THE BOAR’S HEAD TAVERN, EASTCHEAP.

A SHAKESPEARIAN RESEARCH.

“A tavern is the rendezvous, the exchange, the staple of good fellows.

I have heard my great-grandfather tell, how his great-great-grandfather

should say, that it was an old proverb when his great-grandfather was a

child, that ‘it was a good wind that blew a man to the wine.’”

MOTHER BOMBIE.

IT is a pious custom in some Catholic countries to honor the memory of

saints by votive lights burnt before their pictures. The popularity of

a saint, therefore, may be known by the number of these offerings.

One, perhaps, is left to moulder in the darkness of his little chapel;

another may have a solitary lamp to throw its blinking rays athwart his

effigy; while the whole blaze of adoration is lavished at the shrine

of some beatified father of renown. The wealthy devotee brings his huge

luminary of wax, the eager zealot, his seven-branched candlestick; and

even the mendicant pilgrim is by no means satisfied that sufficient

light is thrown upon the deceased unless he hangs up his little lamp

of smoking oil. The consequence is, that in the eagerness to enlighten,

they are often apt to obscure; and I have occasionally seen an unlucky

saint almost smoked out of countenance by the officiousness of his

followers.

In like manner has it fared with the immortal Shakespeare. Every writer

considers it his bounden duty to light up some portion of his character

or works, and to rescue some merit from oblivion. The commentator,

opulent in words, produces vast tomes of dissertations; the common herd

of editors send up mists of obscurity from their notes at the bottom of

each page; and every casual scribbler brings his farthing rushlight of

eulogy or research to swell the cloud of incense and of smoke.

As I honor all established usages of my brethren of the quill, I thought

it but proper to contribute my mite of homage to the memory of the

illustrious bard. I was for some time, however, sorely puzzled in what

way I should discharge this duty. I found myself anticipated in every

attempt at a new reading; every doubtful line had been explained a dozen

different ways, and perplexed beyond the reach of elucidation; and as

to fine passages, they had all been amply praised by previous admirers;

nay, so completely had the bard, of late, been overlarded with panegyric

by a great German critic that it was difficult now to find even a fault

that had not been argued into a beauty.

In this perplexity I was one morning turning over his pages when I

casually opened upon the comic scenes of Henry IV., and was, in a

moment, completely lost in the madcap revelry of the Boar’s Head Tavern.

So vividly and naturally are these scenes of humor depicted, and with

such force and consistency are the characters sustained, that they

become mingled up in the mind with the facts and personages of real

life. To few readers does it occur that these are all ideal creations

of a poet’s brain, and that, in sober truth, no such knot of merry

roisterers ever enlivened the dull neighborhood of Eastcheap.

For my part, I love to give myself up to the illusions of poetry. A hero

of fiction that never existed is just as valuable to me as a hero of

history that existed a thousand years since and, if I may be excused

such an insensibility to the common ties of human nature, I would not

give up fat Jack for half the great men of ancient chronicle. What

have the heroes of yore done for me or men like me? They have conquered

countries of which I do not enjoy an acre, or they have gained laurels

of which I do not inherit a leaf, or they have furnished examples of

hair-brained prowess, which I have neither the opportunity nor the

inclination to follow. But, old Jack Falstaff! kind Jack Falstaff! sweet

Jack Falstaff! has enlarged the boundaries of human enjoyment; he has

added vast regions of wit and good-humor, in which the poorest man may

revel, and has bequeathed a never-failing inheritance of jolly laughter,

to make mankind merrier and better to the latest posterity.

A thought suddenly struck me. “I will make a pilgrimage to Eastcheap,”

said I, closing the book, “and see if the old Boar’s Head Tavern still

exists. Who knows but I may light upon some legendary traces of Dame

Quickly and her guests? At any rate, there will be a kindred pleasure in

treading the halls once vocal with their mirth to that the toper enjoys

in smelling to the empty cask, once filled with generous wine.”

The resolution was no sooner formed than put in execution. I forbear to

treat of the various adventures and wonders I encountered in my travels;

of the haunted regions of Cock Lane; of the faded glories of Little

Britain and the parts adjacent; what perils I ran in Cateaton Street

and Old Jewry; of the renowned Guildhall and its two stunted giants, the

pride and wonder of the city and the terror of all unlucky urchins; and

how I visited London Stone, and struck my staff upon it in imitation of

that arch-rebel Jack Cade.

Let it suffice to say, that I at length arrived in merry Eastcheap, that

ancient region of wit and wassail, where the very names of the streets

relished of good cheer, as Pudding Lane bears testimony even at the

present day. For Eastcheap, says old Stow, “was always famous for its

convivial doings. The cookes cried hot ribbes of beef roasted, pies well

baked, and other victuals: there was clattering of pewter pots, harpe,

pipe, and sawtrie.” Alas! how sadly is the scene changed since the

roaring days of Falstaff and old Stow! The madcap roisterer has given

place to the plodding tradesman; the clattering of pots and the sound of

“harpe and sawtrie,” to the din of carts and the accurst dinging of the

dustman’s bell; and no song is heard, save, haply, the strain of some

syren from Billingsgate, chanting the eulogy of deceased mackerel.

I sought, in vain, for the ancient abode of Dame Quickly. The only

relict of it is a boar’s head, carved in relief in stone, which formerly

served as the sign, but at present is built into the parting line of two

houses which stand on the site of the renowned old tavern.

For the history of this little abode of good fellowship I was referred

to a tallow-chandler’s widow opposite, who had been born and brought up

on the spot, and was looked up to as the indisputable chronicler of the

neighborhood. I found her seated in a little back parlor, the window

of which looked out upon a yard about eight feet square laid out as a

flower-garden, while a glass door opposite afforded a distant view of

the street, through a vista of soap and tallow candles--the two views,

which comprised, in all probability, her prospects in life and the

little world in which she had lived and moved and had her being for the

better part of a century.

To be versed in the history of Eastcheap, great and little, from London

Stone even unto the Monument, was doubtless, in her opinion, to be

acquainted with the history of the universe. Yet, with all this, she

possessed the simplicity of true wisdom, and that liberal communicative

disposition which I have generally remarked in intelligent old ladies

knowing in the concerns of their neighborhood.

Her information, however, did not extend far back into antiquity. She

could throw no light upon the history of the Boar’s Head from the time

that Dame Quickly espoused the valiant Pistol until the great fire of

London when it was unfortunately burnt down. It was soon rebuilt,

and continued to flourish under the old name and sign, until a dying

landlord, struck with remorse for double scores, bad measures, and

other iniquities which are incident to the sinful race of publicans,

endeavored to make his peace with Heaven by bequeathing the tavern to

St. Michael’s Church, Crooked Lane, toward the supporting of a chaplain.

For some time the vestry meetings were regularly held there, but it

was observed that the old Boar never held up his head under church

government. He gradually declined, and finally gave his last gasp about

thirty years since. The tavern was then turned into shops; but she

informed me that a picture of it was still preserved in St. Michael’s

Church, which stood just in the rear. To get a sight of this picture

was now my determination; so, having informed myself of the abode of

the sexton, I took my leave of the venerable chronicler of Eastcheap, my

visit having doubtless raised greatly her opinion of her legendary lore

and furnished an important incident in the history of her life.

It cost me some difficulty and much curious inquiry to ferret out the

humble hanger-on to the church. I had to explore Crooked Lane and divers

little alleys and elbows and dark passages with which this old city is

perforated like an ancient cheese, or a worm-eaten chest of drawers.

At length I traced him to a corner of a small court surrounded by lofty

houses, where the inhabitants enjoy about as much of the face of heaven

as a community of frogs at the bottom of a well.

The sexton was a meek, acquiescing little man, of a bowing, lowly habit,

yet he had a pleasant twinkling in his eye, and if encouraged, would

now and then hazard a small pleasantry, such as a man of his low estate

might venture to make in the company of high churchwardens and other

mighty men of the earth. I found him in company with the deputy

organist, seated apart, like Milton’s angels, discoursing, no doubt,

on high doctrinal points, and settling the affairs of the church over a

friendly pot of ale; for the lower classes of English seldom deliberate

on any weighty matter without the assistance of a cool tankard to clear

their understandings. I arrived at the moment when they had finished

their ale and their argument, and were about to repair to the church

to put it in order; so, having made known my wishes, I received their

gracious permission to accompany them.

The church of St. Michael’s, Crooked Lane, standing a short distance

from Billingsgate, is enriched with the tombs of many fishmongers

of renown; and as every profession has its galaxy of glory and

its constellation of great men, I presume the monument of a mighty

fishmonger of the olden time is regarded with as much reverence by

succeeding generations of the craft, as poets feel on contemplating the

tomb of Virgil or soldiers the monument of a Marlborough or Turenne.

I cannot but turn aside, while thus speaking of illustrious men, to

observe that St. Michael’s, Crooked Lane, contains also the ashes of

that doughty champion, William Walworth, Knight, who so manfully clove

down the sturdy wight, Wat Tyler, in Smithfield--a hero worthy of

honorable blazon, as almost the only Lord Mayor on record famous for

deeds of arms, the sovereigns of Cockney being generally renowned as the

most pacific of all potentates.*

* The following was the ancient inscription on the monument

of this worthy, which, unhappily, was destroyed in the great

conflagration.

Hereunder lyth a man of Fame,

William Walworth callyd by name:

Fishmonger he was in lyfftime here,

And twise Lord Maior, as in books appere;

Who, with courage stout and manly myght,

Slew Jack Straw in Kyng Richard’s sight.

For which act done, and trew entent,

The Kyng made him knyght incontinent

And gave him armes, as here you see,

To declare his fact and chivaldrie.

He left this lyff the yere of our God

Thirteen hundred fourscore and three odd.

An error in the foregoing inscription has been corrected by the

venerable Stow. “Whereas,” saith he, “it hath been far spread abroad by

vulgar opinion, that the rebel smitten down so manfully by Sir William

Walworth, the then worthy Lord Maior, was named Jack Straw, and not Wat

Tyler, I thought good to reconcile this rash-conceived doubt by such

testimony as I find in ancient and good records. The principal leaders,

or captains, of the commons, were Wat Tyler, as the first man; the

second was John, or Jack, Straw, etc., etc.”--STOW’S London.

Adjoining the church, in a small cemetery, immediately under the back

window of what was once the Boar’s Head, stands the tombstone of Robert

Preston, whilom drawer at the tavern. It is now nearly a century since

this trusty drawer of good liquor closed his bustling career and was

thus quietly deposited within call of his customers. As I was clearing

away the weeds from his epitaph the little sexton drew me on one side

with a mysterious air, and informed me in a low voice that once upon

a time, on a dark wintry night, when the wind was unruly, howling, and

whistling, banging about doors and windows, and twirling weathercocks,

so that the living were frightened out of their beds, and even the dead

could not sleep quietly in their graves, the ghost of honest Preston,

which happened to be airing itself in the churchyard, was attracted

by the well-known call of “Waiter!” from the Boar’s Head, and made its

sudden appearance in the midst of a roaring club, just as the parish

clerk was singing a stave from the “mirre garland of Captain Death;” to

the discomfiture of sundry train-band captains and the conversion of an

infidel attorney, who became a zealous Christian on the spot, and

was never known to twist the truth afterwards, except in the way of

business.

I beg it may be remembered, that I do not pledge myself for the

authenticity of this anecdote, though it is well known that the

churchyards and by-corners of this old metropolis are very much infested

with perturbed spirits; and every one must have heard of the Cock Lane

ghost, and the apparition that guards the regalia in the Tower which has

frightened so many bold sentinels almost out of their wits.

Be all this as it may, this Robert Preston seems to have been a worthy

successor to the nimbletongued Francis, who attended upon the revels of

Prince Hal; to have been equally prompt with his “Anon, anon, sir;”

and to have transcended his predecessor in honesty; for Falstaff, the

veracity of whose taste no man will venture to impeach, flatly accuses

Francis of putting lime in his sack, whereas honest Preston’s epitaph

lands him for the sobriety of his conduct, the soundness of his wine,

and the fairness of his measure.* The worthy dignitaries of the church,

however, did not appear much captivated by the sober virtues of the

tapster; the deputy organist, who had a moist look out of the eye, made

some shrewd remark on the abstemiousness of a man brought up among

full hogsheads, and the little sexton corroborated his opinion by a

significant wink and a dubious shake of the head.

* As this inscription is rife with excellent morality, I

transcribe it for the admonition of delinquent tapsters. It

is no doubt, the production of some choice spirit who once

frequented the Boar’s Head.

Bacchus, to give the toping world surprise,

Produced one sober son, and here he lies.

Though rear’d among full hogsheads, he defy’d

The charms of wine, and every one beside.

O reader, if to justice thou ‘rt inclined,

Keep honest Preston daily in thy mind.

He drew good wine, took care to fill his pots,

Had sundry virtues that excused his faults.

You that on Bacchus have the like dependence,

Pray copy Bob in measure and attendance.

Thus far my researches, though they threw much light on the history of

tapsters, fishmongers, and Lord Mayors, yet disappointed me in the

great object of my quest, the picture of the Boar’s Head Tavern. No

such painting was to be found in the church of St. Michael’s. “Marry and

amen,” said I, “here endeth my research!” So I was giving the matter

up, with the air of a baffled antiquary, when my friend the sexton,

perceiving me to be curious in everything relative to the old tavern,

offered to show me the choice vessels of the vestry, which had been

handed down from remote times when the parish meetings were held at the

Boar’s Head. These were deposited in the parish club-room, which had

been transferred, on the decline of the ancient establishment, to a

tavern in the neighborhood.

A few steps brought us to the house, which stands No. 12 Miles Lane,

bearing the title of The Mason’s Arms, and is kept by Master Edward

Honeyball, the “bully-rock” of the establishment. It is one of those

little taverns which abound in the heart of the city and form the centre

of gossip and intelligence of the neighborhood. We entered the barroom,

which was narrow and darkling, for in these close lanes but few rays of

reflected light are enabled to struggle down to the inhabitants, whose

broad day is at best but a tolerable twilight. The room was partitioned

into boxes, each containing a table spread with a clean white cloth,

ready for dinner. This showed that the guests were of the good old

stamp, and divided their day equally, for it was but just one o’clock.

At the lower end of the room was a clear coal fire, before which a

breast of lamb was roasting. A row of bright brass candlesticks and

pewter mugs glistened along the mantelpiece, and an old fashioned clock

ticked in one corner. There was something primitive in this medley of

kitchen, parlor, and hall that carried me back to earlier times, and

pleased me. The place, indeed, was humble, but everything had that look

of order and neatness which bespeaks the superintendence of a notable

English housewife. A group of amphibious-looking beings, who might be

either fishermen or sailors, were regaling themselves in one of the

boxes. As I was a visitor of rather higher pretensions, I was ushered

into a little misshapen back room, having at least nine corners. It was

lighted by a sky-light, furnished with antiquated leathern chairs, and

ornamented with the portrait of a fat pig. It was evidently appropriated

to particular customers, and I found a shabby gentleman in a red nose

and oil-cloth hat seated in one corner meditating on a half empty pot of

porter.

The old sexton had taken the landlady aside, and with an air of profound

importance imparted to her my errand. Dame Honeyball was a likely,

plump, bustling little woman, and no bad substitute for that paragon

of hostesses, Dame Quickly. She seemed delighted with an opportunity to

oblige, and, hurrying upstairs to the archives of her house, where

the precious vessels of the parish club were deposited, she returned,

smiling and courtesying, with them in her hands.

The first she presented me was a japanned iron tobacco-box of gigantic

size, out of which, I was told, the vestry had smoked at their stated

meetings since time immemorial, and which was never suffered to be

profaned by vulgar hands, or used on common occasions, I received it

with becoming reverence, but what was my delight at beholding on

its cover the identical painting of which I was in quest! There was

displayed the outside of the Boar’s Head Tavern, and before the door was

to be seen the whole convivial group at table, in full revel, pictured

with that wonderful fidelity and force with which the portraits of

renowned generals and commodores are illustrated on tobacco-boxes, for

the benefit of posterity. Lest, however, there should be any mistake,

the cunning limner had warily inscribed the names of Prince Hal and

Falstaff on the bottoms of their chairs.

On the inside of the cover was an inscription, nearly obliterated,

recording that this box was the gift of Sir Richard Gore, for the use of

the vestry meetings at the Boar’s Head Tavern, and that it was “repaired

and beautified by his successor, Mr. John Packard, 1767.” Such is a

faithful description of this august and venerable relic, and I question

whether the learned Scriblerius contemplated his Roman shield, or

the Knights of the Round Table the long-sought San-greal, with more

exultation.

While I was meditating on it with enraptured gaze, Dame Honeyball,

who was highly gratified by the interest it excited, put in my hands

a drinking-cup or goblet which also belonged to the vestry, and was

descended from the old Boar’s Head. It bore the inscription of having

been the gift of Francis Wythers, Knight, and was held, she told me, in

exceeding great value, being considered very “antyke.” This last opinion

was strengthened by the shabby gentleman with the red nose and oilcloth

hat, and whom I strongly suspected of being a lineal descendant from the

variant Bardolph. He suddenly aroused from his meditation on the pot of

porter, and casting a knowing look at the goblet, exclaimed, “Ay, ay!

the head don’t ache now that made that there article.”

The great importance attached to this memento of ancient revelry by

modern churchwardens, at first puzzled me; but there is nothing sharpens

the apprehension so much as antiquarian research; for I immediately

perceived that this could be no other than the identical “parcel-gilt

goblet,” on which Falstaff made his loving but faithless vow to Dame

Quickly, and which would, of course, be treasured up with care among the

regalia of her domains, as a testimony of that solemn contract.*

* “Thou didst swear to me upon a parcel-gilt goblet, sitting

in my Dolphin chamber, at the round table, by a sea-coal

fire, on Wednesday, in Whitsun-week, when the prince broke

thy head for likening his father to a singing man at

Windsor; thou didst swear to me then, as I was washing thy

wound, to marry me, and make me my lady, thy wife. Canst

thou deny it?”--Henry IV., Part 2.

Mine hostess, indeed, gave me a long history how the goblet had been

handed down from generation to generation. She also entertained me

with many particulars concerning the worthy vestrymen who have seated

themselves thus quietly on the stools of the ancient roisterers of

Eastcheap, and, like so many commentators, utter clouds of smoke in

honor of Shakespeare. These I forbear to relate, lest my readers should

not be as curious in these matters as myself. Suffice it to say, the

neighbors, one and all, about Eastcheap, believe that Falstaff and his

merry crew actually lived and revelled there. Nay, there are several

legendary anecdotes concerning him still extant among the oldest

frequenters of the Mason’s Arms, which they give as transmitted down

from their forefathers; and Mr. M’Kash, an Irish hair-dresser, whose

shop stands on the site of the old Boar’s Head, has several dry jokes

of Fat Jack’s, not laid down in the books, with which he makes his

customers ready to die of laughter.

I now turned to my friend the sexton to make some further inquiries, but

I found him sunk in pensive meditation. His head had declined a little

on one side; a deep sigh heaved from the very bottom of his stomach,

and, though I could not see a tear trembling in his eye, yet a moisture

was evidently stealing from a corner of his mouth. I followed the

direction of his eye through the door which stood open, and found it

fixed wistfully on the savory breast of lamb, roasting in dripping

richness before the fire.

I now called to mind that in the eagerness of my recondite

investigation, I was keeping the poor man from his dinner. My bowels

yearned with sympathy, and putting in his hand a small token of my

gratitude and goodness, I departed with a hearty benediction on him,

Dame Honeyball, and the parish club of Crooked Lane--not forgetting my

shabby, but sententious friend, in the oil-cloth hat and copper nose.

Thus have I given a “tedious brief” account of this interesting

research, for which, if it prove too short and unsatisfactory, I can

only plead my inexperience in this branch of literature, so deservedly

popular at the present day. I am aware that a more skilful illustrator

of the immortal bard would have swelled the materials I have touched

upon to a good merchantable bulk, comprising the biographies of William

Walworth, Jack Straw, and Robert Preston; some notice of the eminent

fishmongers of St. Michael’s; the history of Eastcheap, great and

little; private anecdotes of Dame Honeyball and her pretty daughter,

whom I have not even mentioned; to say nothing of a damsel tending the

breast of lamb (and whom, by the way, I remarked to be a comely lass

with a neat foot and ankle);--the whole enlivened by the riots of Wat

Tyler, and illuminated by the great fire of London.

All this I leave, as a rich mine, to be worked by future commentators,

nor do I despair of seeing the tobacco-box, and the “parcel-gilt goblet”

which I have thus brought to light the subject of future engravings,

and almost as fruitful of voluminous dissertations and disputes as the

shield of Achilles or the far-famed Portland Vase.

THE MUTABILITY OF LITERATURE.

A COLLOQUY IN WESTMINSTER ABBEY.

I know that all beneath the moon decays,

And what by mortals in this world is brought,

In time’s great periods shall return to nought.

I know that all the muses’ heavenly rays,

With toil of sprite which are so dearly bought,

As idle sounds, of few or none are sought--

That there is nothing lighter than mere praise.

DRUMMOND OF HAWTHORNDEN.

THERE are certain half-dreaming moods of mind in which we naturally

steal away from noise and glare, and seek some quiet haunt where we may

indulge our reveries and build our air castles undisturbed. In such a

mood I was loitering about the old gray cloisters of Westminster Abbey,

enjoying that luxury of wandering thought which one is apt to dignify

with the name of reflection, when suddenly an irruption of madcap boys

from Westminster school, playing at football, broke in upon the monastic

stillness of the place, making the vaulted passages and mouldering tombs

echo with their merriment. I sought to take refuge from their noise by

penetrating still deeper into the solitudes of the pile, and applied to

one of the vergers for admission to the library. He conducted me through

a portal rich with the crumbling sculpture of former ages, which opened

upon a gloomy passage leading to the chapter-house and the chamber in

which Doomsday Book is deposited. Just within the passage is a small

door on the left. To this the verger applied a key; it was double

locked, and opened with some difficulty, as if seldom used. We now

ascended a dark narrow staircase, and, passing through a second door,

entered the library.

I found myself in a lofty antique hall, the roof supported by massive

joists of old English oak. It was soberly lighted by a row of Gothic

windows at a considerable height from the floor, and which apparently

opened upon the roofs of the cloisters. An ancient picture of some

reverend dignitary of the Church in his robes hung over the fireplace.

Around the hall and in a small gallery were the books, arranged in

carved oaken cases. They consisted principally of old polemical writers,

and were much more worn by time than use. In the centre of the library

was a solitary table with two or three books on it, an inkstand without

ink, and a few pens parched by long disuse. The place seemed fitted

for quiet study and profound meditation. It was buried deep among the

massive walls of the abbey and shut up from the tumult of the world.

I could only hear now and then the shouts of the school-boys faintly

swelling from the cloisters, and the sound of a bell tolling for prayers

echoing soberly along the roofs of the abbey. By degrees the shouts of

merriment grew fainter and fainter, and at length died away; the bell

ceased to toll, and a profound silence reigned through the dusky hall.

I had taken down a little thick quarto, curiously bound in parchment,

with brass clasps, and seated myself at the table in a venerable

elbow-chair. Instead of reading, however, I was beguiled by the solemn

monastic air and lifeless quiet of the place, into a train of musing.

As I looked around upon the old volumes in their mouldering covers, thus

ranged on the shelves and apparently never disturbed in their repose,

I could not but consider the library a kind of literary catacomb, where

authors, like mummies, are piously entombed and left to blacken and

moulder in dusty oblivion.

How much, thought I, has each of these volumes, now thrust aside with

such indifference, cost some aching head! how many weary days! how

many sleepless nights! How have their authors buried themselves in the

solitude of cells and cloisters, shut themselves up from the face of

man, and the still more blessed face of Nature; and devoted themselves

to painful research and intense reflection! And all for what? To occupy

an inch of dusty shelf--to have the titles of their works read now and

then in a future age by some drowsy churchman or casual straggler like

myself, and in another age to be lost even to remembrance. Such is the

amount of this boasted immortality. A mere temporary rumor, a local

sound; like the tone of that bell which has tolled among these towers,

filling the ear for a moment, lingering transiently in echo, and then

passing away, like a thing that was not!

While I sat half-murmuring, half-meditating, these unprofitable

speculations with my head resting on my hand, I was thrumming with the

other hand upon the quarto, until I accidentally loosened the clasps;

when, to my utter astonishment, the little book gave two or three yawns,

like one awaking from a deep sleep, then a husky hem, and at length

began to talk. At first its voice was very hoarse and broken, being much

troubled by a cobweb which some studious spider had woven across it, and

having probably contracted a cold from long exposure to the chills and

damps of the abbey. In a short time, however, it became more distinct,

and I soon found it an exceedingly fluent, conversable little tome.

Its language, to be sure, was rather quaint and obsolete, and its

pronunciation what, in the present day, would be deemed barbarous; but I

shall endeavor, as far as I am able, to render it in modern parlance.

It began with railings about the neglect of the world, about merit being

suffered to languish in obscurity, and other such commonplace topics of

literary repining, and complained bitterly that it had not been opened

for more than two centuries--that the dean only looked now and then into

the library, sometimes took down a volume or two, trifled with them for

a few moments, and then returned them to their shelves. “What a plague

do they mean?” said the little quarto, which I began to perceive was

somewhat choleric--“what a plague do they mean by keeping several

thousand volumes of us shut up here, and watched by a set of old

vergers, like so many beauties in a harem, merely to be looked at now

and then by the dean? Books were written to give pleasure and to be

enjoyed; and I would have a rule passed that the dean should pay each of

us a visit at least once a year; or, if he is not equal to the task, let

them once in a while turn loose the whole school of Westminster among

us, that at any rate we may now and then have an airing.”

“Softly, my worthy friend,” replied I; “you are not aware how much

better you are off than most books of your generation. By being stored

away in this ancient library you are like the treasured remains of those

saints and monarchs which lie enshrined in the adjoining chapels, while

the remains of their contemporary mortals, left to the ordinary course

of Nature, have long since returned to dust.”

“Sir,” said the little tome, ruffling his leaves and looking big, “I

was written for all the world, not for the bookworms of an abbey. I was

intended to circulate from hand to hand, like other great contemporary

works; but here have I been clasped up for more than two centuries, and

might have silently fallen a prey to these worms that are playing the

very vengeance with my intestines if you had not by chance given me an

opportunity of uttering a few last words before I go to pieces.”

“My good friend,” rejoined I, “had you been left to the circulation of

which you speak, you would long ere this have been no more. To judge

from your physiognomy, you are now well stricken in years: very few of

your contemporaries can be at present in existence, and those few owe

their longevity to being immured like yourself in old libraries; which,

suffer me to add, instead of likening to harems, you might more properly

and gratefully have compared to those infirmaries attached to religious

establishments for the benefit of the old and decrepit, and where, by

quiet fostering and no employment, they often endure to an amazingly

good-for-nothing old age. You talk of your contemporaries as if in

circulation. Where do we meet with their works? What do we hear of

Robert Grosteste of Lincoln? No one could have toiled harder than he for

immortality. He is said to have written nearly two hundred volumes. He

built, as it were, a pyramid of books to perpetuate his name: but,

alas! the pyramid has long since fallen, and only a few fragments are

scattered in various libraries, where they are scarcely disturbed

even by the antiquarian. What do we hear of Giraldus Cambrensis, the

historian, antiquary, philosopher, theologian, and poet? He declined two

bishoprics that he might shut himself up and write for posterity; but

posterity never inquires after his labors. What of Henry of Huntingdon,

who, besides a learned history of England, wrote a treatise on the

contempt of the world, which the world has revenged by forgetting him?

What is quoted of Joseph of Exeter, styled the miracle of his age in

classical composition? Of his three great heroic poems, one is lost

forever, excepting a mere fragment; the others are known only to a few

of the curious in literature; and as to his love verses and epigrams,

they have entirely disappeared. What is in current use of John Wallis

the Franciscan, who acquired the name of the tree of life? Of William

of Malmsbury--of Simeon of Durham--of Benedict of Peterborough--of John

Hanvill of St. Albans--of----”

“Prithee, friend,” cried the quarto in a testy tone, “how old do you

think me? You are talking of authors that lived long before my time, and

wrote either in Latin or French, so that they in a manner expatriated

themselves, and deserved to be forgotten;* but I, sir, was ushered into

the world from the press of the renowned Wynkyn de Worde. I was written

in my own native tongue, at a time when the language had become fixed;

and indeed I was considered a model of pure and elegant English.”

(I should observe that these remarks were couched in such intolerably

antiquated terms, that I have had infinite difficulty in rendering them

into modern phraseology.)

“I cry you mercy,” said I, “for mistaking your age; but it matters

little. Almost all the writers of your time have likewise passed into

forgetfulness, and De Worde’s publications are mere literary rarities

among book-collectors. The purity and stability of language, too, on

which you found your claims to perpetuity, have been the fallacious

dependence of authors of every age, even back to the times of the worthy

Robert of Gloucester, who wrote his history in rhymes of mongrel Saxon.+

Even now many talk of Spenser’s ‘well of pure English undefiled,’ as

if the language ever sprang from a well or fountain-head, and was not

rather a mere confluence of various tongues perpetually subject to

changes and intermixtures. It is this which has made English literature

so extremely mutable, and the reputation built upon it so fleeting.

Unless thought can be committed to something more permanent and

unchangeable than such a medium, even thought must share the fate of

everything else, and fall into decay. This should serve as a check

upon the vanity and exultation of the most popular writer. He finds

the language in which he has embarked his fame gradually altering and

subject to the dilapidations of time and the caprice of fashion. He

looks back and beholds the early authors of his country, once the

favorites of their day, supplanted by modern writers. A few short ages

have covered them with obscurity, and their merits can only be relished

by the quaint taste of the bookworm. And such, he anticipates, will be

the fate of his own work, which, however it may be admired in its day

and held up as a model of purity, will in the course of years grow

antiquated and obsolete, until it shall become almost as unintelligible

in its native land as an Egyptian obelisk or one of those Runic

inscriptions said to exist in the deserts of Tartary.” “I declare,” added

I, with some emotion, “when I contemplate a modern library, filled

with new works in all the bravery of rich gilding and binding, I feel

disposed to sit down and weep, like the good Xerxes, when he surveyed

his army, pranked out in all the splendor of military array, and

reflected that in one hundred years not one of them would be in

existence.”

* “In Latin and French hath many soueraine wittes had great

delyte to endite, and have many noble thinges fulfilde, but

certes there ben some that speaken their poisye in French,

of which speche the Frenchmen have as good a fantasye as w

ave in hearying of Frenchmen’s Englishe.”--CHAUCER’S

Testament of Love.

+ Holinshed in his Chronicle, observes, “Afterwards, also,

by diligent vell f Geffry Chaucer and John Gowre, in the

time of Richard the Second, and after them of John Scogan

and John Lydgate, monke of Berrie, our said toong was

brought to an excellent passe, notwithstanding that it never

came unto the type of perfection until the time of Queen

Elizabeth, wherein John Jewell, Bishop of Sarum, John Fox,

and sundrie learned and excellent writers, have fully

accomplished the ornature of the same to their great praise

and mortal commendation.”

“Ah,” said the little quarto, with a heavy sigh, “I see how it is: these

in modern scribblers have superseded all the good old authors. I suppose

nothing is read nowadays but Sir Philip Sidney’s Arcadia, Sackville’s

stately plays and Mirror for Magistrates, or the fine-spun euphuisms of

the ‘unparalleled John Lyly.’”

“There you are again mistaken,” said I; “the writers whom you suppose in

vogue, because they happened to be so when you were last in circulation,

have long since had their day. Sir Philip Sidney’s Arcadia, the

immortality of which was so fondly predicted by his admirers,* and

which, in truth, was full of noble thoughts, delicate images, and

graceful turns of language, is now scarcely ever mentioned. Sackville

has strutted into obscurity; and even Lyly, though his writings were

once the delight of a court, and apparently perpetuated by a proverb, is

now scarcely known even by name. A whole crowd of authors who wrote and

wrangled at the time, have likewise gone down with all their writings

and their controversies. Wave after wave of succeeding literature has

rolled over them, until they are buried so deep, that it is only now and

then that some industrious diver after fragments of antiquity brings up

a specimen for the gratification of the curious.

* “Live ever sweete booke; the simple image of his gentle

witt, and the golden pillar of his noble courage; and ever

notify unto the world that thy writer was the secretary of

eloquence, the breath of the muses, the honey bee of the

daintyest flowers of witt and arte, the pith of morale and

intellectual virtues, the arme of Bellona in the field, the

tongue of Suada in the chamber, the spirits of Practise in

esse, and the paragon of excellence in print.”--Harvey

Pierce’s Supererogation.

“For my part,” I continued, “I consider this mutability of language a

wise precaution of Providence for the benefit of the world at large, and

of authors in particular. To reason from analogy, we daily behold the

varied and beautiful tribes of vegetables springing up, flourishing,

adorning the fields for a short time, and then fading into dust, to

make way for their successors. Were not this the case, the fecundity of

nature would be a grievance instead of a blessing. The earth would groan

with rank and excessive vegetation, and its surface become a tangled

wilderness. In like manner, the works of genius and learning decline and

make way for subsequent productions. Language gradually varies, and with

it fade away the writings of authors who have flourished their allotted

time; otherwise the creative powers of genius would overstock the world,

and the mind would be completely bewildered in the endless mazes of

literature. Formerly there were some restraints on this excessive

multiplication. Works had to be transcribed by hand, which was a slow

and laborious operation; they were written either on parchment, which

was expensive, so that one work was often erased to make way for

another; or on papyrus, which was fragile and extremely perishable.

Authorship was a limited and unprofitable craft, pursued chiefly by

monks in the leisure and solitude of their cloisters. The accumulation

of manuscripts was slow and costly, and confined almost entirely to

monasteries. To these circumstances it may, in some measure, be owing

that we have not been inundated by the intellect of antiquity--that the

fountains of thought have not been broken up, and modern genius drowned

in the deluge. But the inventions of paper and the press have put an end

to all these restraints. They have made every one a writer, and enabled

every mind to pour itself into print, and diffuse itself over the

whole intellectual world. The consequences are alarming. The stream of

literature has swollen into a torrent--augmented into a river-expanded

into a sea. A few centuries since five or six hundred manuscripts

constituted a great library; but what would you say to libraries, such

as actually exist, containing three or four hundred thousand volumes;

legions of authors at the same time busy; and the press going on with

fearfully increasing activity, to double and quadruple the number?

Unless some unforeseen mortality should break out among the progeny of

the Muse, now that she has become so prolific, I tremble for posterity.

I fear the mere fluctuation of language will not be sufficient.

Criticism may do much; it increases with the increase of literature,

and resembles one of those salutary checks on population spoken of by

economists. All possible encouragement, therefore, should be given to

the growth of critics, good or bad. But I fear all will be in vain; let

criticism do what it may, writers will write, printers will print, and

the world will inevitably be overstocked with good books. It will soon

be the employment of a lifetime merely to learn their names. Many a man

of passable information at the present day reads scarcely anything but

reviews, and before long a man of erudition will be little better than a

mere walking catalogue.”

“My very good sir,” said the little quarto, yawning most drearily in my

face, “excuse my interrupting you, but I perceive you are rather given

to prose. I would ask the fate of an author who was making some noise

just as I left the world. His reputation, however, was considered quite

temporary. The learned shook their heads at him, for he was a poor,

half-educated varlet, that knew little of Latin, and nothing of Greek,

and had been obliged to run the country for deer-stealing. I think his

name was Shakespeare. I presume he soon sunk into oblivion.”

“On the contrary,” said I, “it is owing to that very man that the

literature of his period has experienced a duration beyond the ordinary

term of English literature. There rise authors now and then who seem

proof against the mutability of language because they have rooted

themselves in the unchanging principles of human nature. They are like

gigantic trees that we sometimes see on the banks of a stream, which

by their vast and deep roots, penetrating through the mere surface and

laying hold on the very foundations of the earth, preserve the soil

around them from being swept away by the ever-flowing current, and hold

up many a neighboring plant, and perhaps worthless weed, to perpetuity.

Such is the case with Shakespeare, whom we behold defying the

encroachments of time, retaining in modern use the language and

literature of his day, and giving duration to many an indifferent

author, merely from having flourished in his vicinity. But even he, I

grieve to say, is gradually assuming the tint of age, and his whole form

is overrun by a profusion of commentators, who, like clambering vines

and creepers, almost bury the noble plant that upholds them.”

Here the little quarto began to heave his sides and chuckle, until at

length he broke out into a plethoric fit of laughter that had wellnigh

choked him by reason of his excessive corpulency. “Mighty well!” cried

he, as soon as he could recover breath, “mighty well! and so you would

persuade me that the literature of an age is to be perpetuated by a

vagabond deer-stealer! by a man without learning! by a poet! forsooth--a

poet!” And here he wheezed forth another fit of laughter.

I confess that I felt somewhat nettled at this rudeness, which, however,

I pardoned on account of his having flourished in a less polished age. I

determined, nevertheless, not to give up my point.

“Yes,” resumed I positively, “a poet; for of all writers he has the best

chance for immortality. Others may write from the head, but he writes

from the heart, and the heart will always understand him. He is the

faithful portrayer of Nature, whose features are always the same and

always interesting. Prose writers are voluminous and unwieldy; their

pages crowded with commonplaces, and their thoughts expanded into

tediousness. But with the true poet every thing is terse, touching, or

brilliant. He gives the choicest thoughts in the choicest language. He

illustrates them by everything that he sees most striking in nature and

art. He enriches them by pictures of human life, such as it is passing

before him. His writings, therefore, contain the spirit, the aroma, if I

may use the phrase, of the age in which he lives. They are caskets which

inclose within a small compass the wealth of the language--its family

jewels, which are thus transmitted in a portable form to posterity. The

setting may occasionally be antiquated, and require now and then to be

renewed, as in the case of Chaucer; but the brilliancy and intrinsic

value of the gems continue unaltered. Cast a look back over the long

reach of literary history. What vast valleys of dulness, filled with

monkish legends and academical controversies! What bogs of theological

speculations! What dreary wastes of metaphysics! Here and there only

do we behold the heaven-illumined bards, elevated like beacons on

their widely-separated heights, to transmit the pure light of poetical

intelligence from age to age.” *

I was just about to launch forth into eulogiums upon the poets of the

day when the sudden opening of the door caused me to turn my head. It

was the verger, who came to inform me that it was time to close the

library. I sought to have a parting word with the quarto, but the worthy

little tome was silent; the clasps were closed: and it looked perfectly

unconscious of all that had passed. I have been to the library two

or three times since, and have endeavored to draw it into further

conversation, but in vain; and whether all this rambling colloquy

actually took place, or whether it was another of those old day-dreams

to which I am subject, I have never, to this moment, been able to

discover.

* Thorow earth and waters deepe,

The pen by skill doth passe:

And featly nyps the worldes abuse,

And shoes us in a glasse,

The vertu and the vice

Of every wight alyve;

The honey comb that bee doth make

Is not so sweet in hyve,

As are the golden leves

That drops from poet’s head!

Which doth surmount our common talke

As farre as dross doth lead.

Churchyard.

RURAL FUNERALS.

Here’s a few flowers! but about midnight more:

The herbs that have oil them cold dew o’ the night

Are strewings fitt’st for graves----

You were as flowers now withered; even so

These herblets shall, which we upon you strow.

CYMBELINE.

AMONG the beautiful and simple-hearted customs of rural life which still

linger in some parts of England are those of strewing flowers before the

funerals and planting them at the graves of departed friends. These, it

is said, are the remains of some of the rites of the primitive Church;

but they are of still higher antiquity, having been observed among the

Greeks and Romans, and frequently mentioned by their writers, and were

no doubt the spontaneous tributes of unlettered affection, originating

long before art had tasked itself to modulate sorrow into song or story

it on the monument. They are now only to be met with in the most distant

and retired places of the kingdom, where fashion and innovation have not

been able to throng in and trample out all the curious and interesting

traces of the olden time.

In Glamorganshire, we are told, the bed whereon the corpse lies is

covered with flowers, a custom alluded to in one of the wild and

plaintive ditties of Ophelia:

White his shroud as the mountain snow,

Larded all with sweet flowers;

Which be-wept to the grave did go,

With true love showers.

There is also a most delicate and beautiful rite observed in some of

the remote villages of the south at the funeral of a female who has

died young and unmarried. A chaplet of white flowers is borne before

the corpse by a young girl nearest in age, size, and resemblance, and

is afterwards hung up in the church over the accustomed seat of the

deceased. These chaplets are sometimes made of white paper, in imitation

of flowers, and inside of them is generally a pair of white gloves. They

are intended as emblems of the purity of the deceased, and the crown of

glory which she has received in heaven.

In some parts of the country, also, the dead are carried to the grave

with the singing of psalms and hymns--a kind of triumph, “to show,” says

Bourne, “that they have finished their course with joy, and are become

conquerors.” This, I am informed, is observed in some of the northern

counties, particularly in Northumberland, and it has a pleasing, though

melancholy effect to hear of a still evening in some lonely country

scene the mournful melody of a funeral dirge swelling from a distance,

and to see the train slowly moving along the landscape.

Thus, thus, and thus, we compass round

Thy harmless and unhaunted ground,

And as we sing thy dirge, we will,

The daffodill

And other flowers lay upon

The altar of our love, thy stone.

HERRICK.

There is also a solemn respect paid by the traveller to the passing

funeral in these sequestered places; for such spectacles, occurring

among the quiet abodes of Nature, sink deep into the soul. As the

mourning train approaches he pauses, uncovered, to let it go by; he then

follows silently in the rear; sometimes quite to the grave, at other

times for a few hundred yards, and, having paid this tribute of respect

to the deceased, turns and resumes his journey.

The rich vein of melancholy which runs through the English character,

and gives it some of its most touching and ennobling graces, is finely

evidenced in these pathetic customs, and in the solicitude shown by the

common people for an honored and a peaceful grave. The humblest peasant,

whatever may be his lowly lot while living, is anxious that some little

respect may be paid to his remains. Sir Thomas Overbury, describing the

“faire and happy milkmaid,” observes, “thus lives she, and all her care

is, that she may die in the spring-time, to have store of flowers stucke

upon her winding-sheet.” The poets, too, who always breathe the feeling

of a nation, continually advert to this fond solicitude about the grave.

In The Maid’s Tragedy, by Beaumont and Fletcher, there is a beautiful

instance of the kind describing the capricious melancholy of a

broken-hearted girl:

When she sees a bank

Stuck full of flowers, she, with a sigh, will tell

Her servants, what a pretty place it were

To bury lovers in; and made her maids

Bluck ‘em, and strew her over like a corse.

The custom of decorating graves was once universally prevalent: osiers

were carefully bent over them to keep the turf uninjured, and about

them were planted evergreens and flowers. “We adorn their graves,” says

Evelyn, in his Sylva, “with flowers and redolent plants, just emblems

of the life of man, which has been compared in Holy Scriptures to those

fading beauties whose roots, being buried in dishonor, rise, again in

glory.” This usage has now become extremely rare in England; but it

may still be met with in the churchyards of retired villages, among the

Welsh mountains; and I recollect an instance of it at the small town of

Ruthven, which lies at the head of the beautiful vale of Clewyd. I have

been told also by a friend, who was present at the funeral of a young

girl in Glamorganshire, that the female attendants had their aprons full

of flowers, which, as soon as the body was interred, they stuck about

the grave.

He noticed several graves which had been decorated in the same manner.

As the flowers had been merely stuck in the ground, and not planted,

they had soon withered, and might be seen in various states of decay;

some drooping, others quite perished. They were afterwards to be

supplanted by holly, rosemary, and other evergreens, which on some

graves had grown to great luxuriance, and overshadowed the tombstones.

There was formerly a melancholy fancifulness in the arrangement of these

rustic offerings, that had something in it truly poetical. The rose

was sometimes blended with the lily, to form a general emblem of frail

mortality. “This sweet flower,” said Evelyn, “borne on a branch set with

thorns and accompanied with the lily, are natural hieroglyphics of our

fugitive, umbratile, anxious, and transitory life, which, making so

fair a show for a time, is not yet without its thorns and crosses.” The

nature and color of the flowers, and of the ribbons with which they were

tied, had often a particular reference to the qualities or story of the

deceased, or were expressive of the feelings of the mourner. In an

old poem, entitled “Corydon’s Doleful Knell,” a lover specifies the

decorations he intends to use:

A garland shall be framed

By art and nature’s skill,

Of sundry-colored flowers,

In token of good-will.

And sundry-colored ribbons

On it I will bestow;

But chiefly blacke and yellowe

With her to grave shall go.

I’ll deck her tomb with flowers

The rarest ever seen;

And with my tears as showers

I’ll keep them fresh and green.

The white rose, we are told, was planted at the grave of a virgin; her

chaplet was tied with white ribbons, in token of her spotless innocence,

though sometimes black ribbons were intermingled, to bespeak the grief

of the survivors. The red rose was occasionally used, in remembrance of

such as had been remarkable for benevolence; but roses in general were

appropriated to the graves of lovers. Evelyn tells us that the custom

was not altogether extinct in his time, near his dwelling in the county

of Surrey, “where the maidens yearly planted and decked the graves

of their defunct sweethearts with rose-bushes.” And Camden likewise

remarks, in his Britannia: “Here is also a certain custom, observed time

out of mind, of planting rose-trees upon the graves, especially by the

young men and maids who have lost their loves; so that this churchyard

is now full of them.”

When the deceased had been unhappy in their loves, emblems of a more

gloomy character were used, such as the yew and cypress, and if flowers

were strewn, they were of the most melancholy colors. Thus, in poems by

Thomas Stanley, Esq. (published in 1651), is the following stanza:

Yet strew

Upon my dismall grave

Such offerings as you have,

Forsaken cypresse and yewe;

For kinder flowers can take no birth

Or growth from such unhappy earth.

In The Maid’s Tragedy, a pathetic little air, is introduced,

illustrative of this mode of decorating the funerals of females who had

been disappointed in love:

Lay a garland on my hearse

Of the dismall yew,

Maidens, willow branches wear,

Say I died true.

My love was false, but I was firm,

From my hour of birth;

Upon my buried body lie

Lightly, gentle earth.

The natural effect of sorrow over the dead is to refine and elevate

the mind; and we have a proof of it in the purity of sentiment and the

unaffected elegance of thought which pervaded the whole of these

funeral observances. Thus it was an especial precaution that none but

sweet-scented evergreens and flowers should be employed. The intention

seems to have been to soften the horrors of the tomb, to beguile the

mind from brooding over the disgraces of perishing mortality, and

to associate the memory of the deceased with the most delicate and

beautiful objects in nature. There is a dismal process going on in the

grave, ere dust can return to its kindred dust, which the imagination

shrinks from contemplating; and we seek still to think of the form

we have loved, with those refined associations which it awakened when

blooming before us in youth and beauty. “Lay her i’ the earth,” says

Laertes, of his virgin sister,

And from her fair and unpolluted flesh

May violets spring.

Herrick, also, in his “Dirge of Jephtha,” pours forth a fragrant flow

of poetical thought and image, which in a manner embalms the dead in the

recollections of the living.

Sleep in thy peace, thy bed of spice,

And make this place all Paradise:

May sweets grow here! and smoke from hence

Fat frankincense.

Let balme and cassia send their scent

From out thy maiden monument.

* * * * *

May all shie maids at wonted hours

Come forth to strew thy tombe with flowers!

May virgins, when they come to mourn

Male incense burn

Upon thine altar! then return

And leave thee sleeping in thy urn.

I might crowd my pages with extracts from the older British poets, who

wrote when these rites were more prevalent, and delighted frequently

to allude to them; but I have already quoted more than is necessary. I

cannot, however, refrain from giving a passage from Shakespeare, even

though it should appear trite, which illustrates the emblematical

meaning often conveyed in these floral tributes, and at the same time

possesses that magic of language and appositeness of imagery for which

he stands pre-eminent.

With fairest flowers,

Whilst summer lasts, and I live here, Fidele,

I’ll sweeten thy sad grave; thou shalt not lack

The flower that’s like thy face, pale primrose; nor

The azured harebell like thy veins; no, nor

The leaf of eglantine; whom not to slander,

Outsweetened not thy breath.

There is certainly something more affecting in these prompt and

spontaneous offerings of Nature than in the most costly monuments of

art; the hand strews the flower while the heart is warm, and the tear

falls on the grave as affection is binding the osier round the sod; but

pathos expires under the slow labor of the chisel, and is chilled among

the cold conceits of sculptured marble.

It is greatly to be regretted that a custom so truly elegant and

touching has disappeared from general use, and exists only in the most

remote and insignificant villages. But it seems as if poetical custom

always shuns the walks of cultivated society. In proportion as people

grow polite they cease to be poetical. They talk of poetry, but they

have learnt to check its free impulses, to distrust its sallying

emotions, and to supply its most affecting and picturesque usages by

studied form and pompous ceremonial. Few pageants can be more stately

and frigid than an English funeral in town. It is made up of show and

gloomy parade: mourning carriages, mourning horses, mourning plumes,

and hireling mourners, who make a mockery of grief. “There is a grave

digged,” says Jeremy Taylor, “and a solemn mourning, and a great talk

in the neighborhood, and when the daies are finished, they shall be, and

they shall be remembered no more.” The associate in the gay and crowded

city is soon forgotten; the hurrying succession of new intimates and new

pleasures effaces him from our minds, and the very scenes and circles in

which he moved are incessantly fluctuating. But funerals in the country

are solemnly impressive. The stroke of death makes a wider space in

the village circle, and is an awful event in the tranquil uniformity

of rural life. The passing bell tolls its knell in every ear; it steals

with its pervading melancholy over hill and vale, and saddens all the

landscape.

The fixed and unchanging features of the country also perpetuate

the memory of the friend with whom we once enjoyed them, who was the

companion of our most retired walks, and gave animation to every lonely

scene. His idea is associated with every charm of Nature; we hear his

voice in the echo which he once delighted to awaken; his spirit haunts

the grove which he once frequented; we think of him in the wild upland

solitude or amidst the pensive beauty of the valley. In the freshness of

joyous morning we remember his beaming smiles and bounding gayety;

and when sober evening returns with its gathering shadows and subduing

quiet, we call to mind many a twilight hour of gentle talk and

sweet-souled melancholy.

Each lonely place shall him restore,

For him the tear be duly shed;

Beloved till life can charm no more,

And mourn’d till pity’s self be dead.

Another cause that perpetuates the memory of the deceased in the country

is that the grave is more immediately in sight of the survivors. They

pass it on their way to prayer; it meets their eyes when their hearts

are softened by the exercises of devotion; they linger about it on

the Sabbath, when the mind is disengaged from worldly cares and most

disposed to turn aside from present pleasures and present loves and

to sit down among the solemn mementos of the past. In North Wales the

peasantry kneel and pray over the graves of their deceased friends

for several Sundays after the interment; and where the tender rite of

strewing and planting flowers is still practised, it is always renewed

on Easter, Whitsuntide, and other festivals, when the season brings

the companion of former festivity more vividly to mind. It is also

invariably performed by the nearest relatives and friends; no menials

nor hirelings are employed, and if a neighbor yields assistance, it

would be deemed an insult to offer compensation.

I have dwelt upon this beautiful rural custom, because as it is one of

the last, so is it one of the holiest, offices of love. The grave is

the ordeal of true affection. It is there that the divine passion of the

soul manifests its superiority to the instinctive impulse of mere animal

attachment. The latter must be continually refreshed and kept alive by

the presence of its object, but the love that is seated in the soul can

live on long remembrance. The mere inclinations of sense languish and

decline with the charms which excited them, and turn with shuddering

disgust from the dismal precincts of the tomb; but it is thence that

truly spiritual affection rises, purified from every sensual desire, and

returns, like a holy flame, to illumine and sanctify the heart of the

survivor.

The sorrow for the dead is the only sorrow from which we refuse to be

divorced. Every other wound we seek to heal, every other affliction

to forget; but this wound we consider it a duty to keep open, this

affliction we cherish and brood over in solitude. Where is the mother

who would willingly forget the infant that perished like a blossom from

her arms though every recollection is a pang? Where is the child that

would willingly forget the most tender of parents, though to remember be

but to lament? Who, even in the hour of agony, would forget the friend

over whom he mourns? Who, even when the tomb is closing upon the remains

of her he most loved, when he feels his heart, as it were, crushed in

the closing of its portal, would accept of consolation that must be

bought by forgetfulness? No, the love which survives the tomb is one of

the noblest attributes of the soul. If it has its woes, it has likewise

its delights; and when the overwhelming burst of grief is calmed

into the gentle tear of recollection, when the sudden anguish and the

convulsive agony over the present ruins of all that we most loved is

softened away into pensive meditation on all that it was in the days of

its loveliness, who would root out such a sorrow from the heart? Though

it may sometimes throw a passing cloud over the bright hour of gayety,

or spread a deeper sadness over the hour of gloom, yet who would

exchange it even for the song of pleasure or the burst of revelry? No,

there is a voice from the tomb sweeter than song. There is a remembrance

of the dead to which we turn even from the charms of the living. Oh,

the grave! the grave! It buries every error, covers every defect,

extinguishes every resentment! From its peaceful bosom spring none but

fond regrets and tender recollections. Who can look down upon the grave

even of an enemy, and not feel a compunctious throb that he should ever

have warred with the poor handful of earth that lies mouldering before

him?

But the grave of those we loved--what a place for meditation! There

it is that we call up in long review the whole history of virtue

and gentleness, and the thousand endearments lavished upon us almost

unheeded in the daily intercourse of intimacy; there it is that we dwell

upon the tenderness, the solemn, awful tenderness, of the parting

scene. The bed of death, with all its stifled griefs--its noiseless

attendance--its mute, watchful assiduities. The last testimonies

of expiring love! The feeble, fluttering, thrilling--oh, how

thrilling!--pressure of the hand! The faint, faltering accents,

struggling in death to give one more assurance of affection! The last

fond look of the glazing eye, turning upon us even from the threshold of

existence!

Ay, go to the grave of buried love and meditate! There settle the

account with thy conscience for every past benefit unrequited--every

past endearment unregarded, of that departed being who can

never-never--never return to be soothed by thy contrition!

If thou art a child, and hast ever added a sorrow to the soul or a

furrow to the silvered brow of an affectionate parent; if thou art a

husband, and hast ever caused the fond bosom that ventured its whole

happiness in thy arms to doubt one moment of thy kindness or thy truth;

if thou art a friend, and hast ever wronged, in thought or word or deed,

the spirit that generously confided in thee; if thou art a lover, and

hast ever given one unmerited pang to that true heart which now lies

cold and still beneath thy feet,--then be sure that every unkind look,

every ungracious word, every ungentle action will come thronging back

upon thy memory and knocking dolefully at thy soul: then be sure that

thou wilt lie down sorrowing and repentant on the grave, and utter

the unheard groan and pour the unavailing tear, more deep, more bitter

because unheard and unavailing.

Then weave thy chaplet of flowers and strew the beauties of Nature about

the grave; console thy broken spirit, if thou canst, with these tender

yet futile tributes of regret; but take warning by the bitterness of

this thy contrite affliction over the dead, and henceforth be more

faithful and affectionate in the discharge of thy duties to the living.

* * * * *

In writing the preceding article it was not intended to give a full

detail of the funeral customs of the English peasantry, but merely to

furnish a few hints and quotations illustrative of particular rites, to

be appended, by way of note, to another paper, which has been withheld.

The article swelled insensibly into its present form, and this is

mentioned as an apology for so brief and casual a notice of these usages

after they have been amply and learnedly investigated in other works.

I must observe, also, that I am well aware that this custom of adorning

graves with flowers prevails in other countries besides England. Indeed,

in some it is much more general, and is observed even by the rich and

fashionable; but it is then apt to lose its simplicity and to degenerate

into affectation. Bright, in his travels in Lower Hungary, tells of

monuments of marble and recesses formed for retirement, with seats

placed among bowers of greenhouse plants, and that the graves generally

are covered with the gayest flowers of the season. He gives a casual

picture of filial piety which I cannot but transcribe; for I trust it is

as useful as it is delightful to illustrate the amiable virtues of the

sex. “When I was at Berlin,” says he, “I followed the celebrated Iffland

to the grave. Mingled with some pomp you might trace much real feeling.

In the midst of the ceremony my attention was attracted by a young

woman who stood on a mound of earth newly covered with turf, which she

anxiously protected from the feet of the passing crowd. It was the tomb

of her parent; and the figure of this affectionate daughter presented a

monument more striking than the most costly work of art.”

I will barely add an instance of sepulchral decoration that I once

met with among the mountains of Switzerland. It was at the village of

Gersau, which stands on the borders of the Lake of Lucerne, at the foot

of Mount Rigi. It was once the capital of a miniature republic shut up

between the Alps and the lake, and accessible on the land side only by

footpaths. The whole force of the republic did not exceed six hundred

fighting men, and a few miles of circumference, scooped out as it were

from the bosom of the mountains, comprised its territory. The village

of Gersau seemed separated from the rest of the world, and retained

the golden simplicity of a purer age. It had a small church, with a

burying-ground adjoining. At the heads of the graves were placed crosses

of wood or iron. On some were affixed miniatures, rudely executed, but

evidently attempts at likenesses of the deceased. On the crosses

were hung chaplets of flowers, some withering others fresh, as if

occasionally renewed. I paused with interest at this scene: I felt

that I was at the source of poetical description, for these were the

beautiful but unaffected offerings of the heart which poets are fain to

record. In a gayer and more populous place I should have suspected them

to have been suggested by factitious sentiment derived from books; but

the good people of Gersau knew little of books; there was not a novel

nor a love-poem in the village, and I question whether any peasant of

the place dreamt, while he was twining a fresh chaplet for the grave of

his mistress, that he was fulfilling one of the most fanciful rites of

poetical devotion, and that he was practically a poet.

THE INN KITCHEN.

Shall I not take mine ease in mine inn?

FALSTAFF.

DURING a journey that I once made through the Netherlands, I had arrived

one evening at the Pomme d’Or, the principal inn of a small Flemish

village. It was after the hour of the table d’hote, so that I was

obliged to make a solitary supper from the relics of its ampler board.

The weather was chilly; I was seated alone in one end of a great gloomy

dining-room, and, my repast being over, I had the prospect before me

of a long dull evening, without any visible means of enlivening it. I

summoned mine host and requested something to read; he brought me the

whole literary stock of his household, a Dutch family Bible, an almanac

in the same language, and a number of old Paris newspapers. As I sat

dozing over one of the latter, reading old news and stale criticisms,

my ear was now and then struck with bursts of laughter which seemed to

proceed from the kitchen. Every one that has travelled on the Continent

must know how favorite a resort the kitchen of a country inn is to the

middle and inferior order of travellers, particularly in that equivocal

kind of weather when a fire becomes agreeable toward evening. I threw

aside the newspaper and explored my way to the kitchen, to take a peep

at the group that appeared to be so merry. It was composed partly of

travellers who had arrived some hours before in a diligence, and partly

of the usual attendants and hangers-on of inns. They were seated round

a great burnished stove, that might have been mistaken for an altar at

which they were worshipping. It was covered with various kitchen vessels

of resplendent brightness, among which steamed and hissed a huge copper

tea-kettle. A large lamp threw a strong mass of light upon the group,

bringing out many odd features in strong relief. Its yellow rays

partially illumined the spacious kitchen, dying duskily away into remote

corners, except where they settled in mellow radiance on the broad side

of a flitch of bacon or were reflected back from well-scoured utensils

that gleamed from the midst of obscurity. A strapping Flemish lass,

with long golden pendants in her ears and a necklace with a golden heart

suspended to it, was the presiding priestess of the temple.

Many of the company were furnished with pipes, and most of them with

some kind of evening potation. I found their mirth was occasioned by

anecdotes which a little swarthy Frenchman, with a dry weazen face and

large whiskers, was giving of his love-adventures; at the end of each of

which there was one of those bursts of honest unceremonious laughter in

which a man indulges in that temple of true liberty, an inn.

As I had no better mode of getting through a tedious blustering evening,

I took my seat near the stove, and listened to a variety of travellers’

tales, some very extravagant and most very dull. All of them, however,

have faded from my treacherous memory except one, which I will endeavor

to relate. I fear, however, it derived its chief zest from the manner in

which it was told, and the peculiar air and appearance of the narrator.

He was a corpulent old Swiss, who had the look of a veteran traveller.

He was dressed in a tarnished green travelling-jacket, with a broad belt

round his waist, and a pair of overalls with buttons from the hips to

the ankles. He was of a full rubicund countenance, with a double chin,

aquiline nose, and a pleasant twinkling eye. His hair was light, and

curled from under an old green velvet travelling-cap stuck on one side

of his head. He was interrupted more than once by the arrival of guests

or the remarks of his auditors, and paused now and then to replenish his

pipe; at which times he had generally a roguish leer and a sly joke for

the buxom kitchen-maid.

I wish my readers could imagine the old fellow lolling in a huge

arm-chair, one arm a-kimbo, the other holding a curiously twisted

tobacco-pipe formed of genuine ecume de mer, decorated with silver chain

and silken tassel, his head cocked on one side, and a whimsical cut of

the eye occasionally as he related the following story.

THE SPECTRE BRIDEGROOM.

A TRAVELLER’S TALE.*

He that supper for is dight,

He lyes full cold, I trow, this night!

Yestreen to chamber I him led,

This night Gray-steel has made his bed!

SIR EGER, SIR GRAHAME, and SIR GRAY-STEEL.

ON the summit of one of the heights of the Odenwald, a wild and romantic

tract of Upper Germany that lies not far from the confluence of the

Main and the Rhine, there stood many, many years since the castle of the

Baron Von Landshort. It is now quite fallen to decay, and almost

buried among beech trees and dark firs; above which, however, its old

watch-tower may still be seen struggling, like the former possessor I

have mentioned, to carry a high head and look down upon the neighboring

country.

The baron was a dry branch of the great family of Katzenellenbogen,+

and inherited the relics of the property and all the pride, of his

ancestors. Though the warlike disposition of his predecessors had much

impaired the family possessions, yet the baron still endeavored to keep

up some show of former state. The times were peaceable, and the German

nobles in general had abandoned their inconvenient old castles, perched

like eagles’ nests among the mountains, and had built more convenient

residences in the valleys; still, the baron remained proudly drawn up in

his little fortress, cherishing with hereditary inveteracy all the

old family feuds, so that he was on ill terms with some of his nearest

neighbors, on account of disputes that had happened between their

great-great-grandfathers.

* The erudite reader, well versed in good-for-nothing lore,

will perceive that the above Tale must have been suggested

to the old Swiss by a little French anecdote, a circumstance

said to have taken place in Paris.

+ I.e., CAT’S ELBOW--the name of a family of those parts,

and very powerful in former times. The appellation, we are

told, was given in compliment to a peerless dame of the

family, celebrated for a fine arm.

The baron had but one child, a daughter, but Nature, when she grants but

one child, always compensates by making it a prodigy; and so it was with

the daughter of the baron. All the nurses, gossips, and country cousins

assured her father that she had not her equal for beauty in all Germany;

and who should know better than they? She had, moreover, been brought up

with great care under the superintendence of two maiden aunts, who had

spent some years of their early life at one of the little German courts,

and were skilled in all branches of knowledge necessary to the education

of a fine lady. Under their instructions she became a miracle of

accomplishments. By the time she was eighteen she could embroider to

admiration, and had worked whole histories of the saints in tapestry

with such strength of expression in their countenances that they

looked like so many souls in purgatory. She could read without great

difficulty, and had spelled her way through several Church legends and

almost all the chivalric wonders of the Heldenbuch. She had even made

considerable proficiency in writing; could sign her own name without

missing a letter, and so legibly that her aunts could read it without

spectacles. She excelled in making little elegant good-for-nothing,

lady-like knicknacks of all kinds, was versed in the most abstruse

dancing of the day, played a number of airs on the harp and guitar, and

knew all the tender ballads of the Minnelieders by heart.

Her aunts, too, having been great flirts and coquettes in their younger

days, were admirably calculated to be vigilant guardians and strict

censors of the conduct of their niece; for there is no duenna so rigidly

prudent and inexorably decorous as a superannuated coquette. She was

rarely suffered out of their sight; never went beyond the domains of

the castle unless well attended, or rather well watched; had continual

lectures read to her about strict decorum and implicit obedience; and,

as to the men--pah!--she was taught to hold them at such a distance and

in such absolute distrust that, unless properly authorized, she would

not have cast a glance upon the handsomest cavalier in the world--no,

not if he were even dying at her feet.

The good effects of this system were wonderfully apparent. The young

lady was a pattern of docility and correctness. While others were

wasting their sweetness in the glare of the world, and liable to be

plucked and thrown aside by every hand, she was coyly blooming into

fresh and lovely womanhood under the protection of those immaculate

spinsters, like a rosebud blushing forth among guardian thorns. Her

aunts looked upon her with pride and exultation, and vaunted that,

though all the other young ladies in the world might go astray, yet

thank Heaven, nothing of the kind could happen to the heiress of

Katzenellenbogen.

But, however scantily the Baron Von Landshort might be provided with

children, his household was by no means a small one; for Providence

had enriched him with abundance of poor relations. They, one and all,

possessed the affectionate disposition common to humble relatives--were

wonderfully attached to the baron, and took every possible occasion

to come in swarms and enliven the castle. All family festivals were

commemorated by these good people at the baron’s expense; and when they

were filled with good cheer they would declare that there was nothing

on earth so delightful as these family meetings, these jubilees of the

heart.

The baron, though a small man, had a large soul, and it swelled with

satisfaction at the consciousness of being the greatest man in the

little world about him. He loved to tell long stories about the stark

old warriors whose portraits looked grimly down from the walls around,

and he found no listeners equal to those who fed at his expense. He

was much given to the marvellous and a firm believer in all those

supernatural tales with which every mountain and valley in Germany

abounds. The faith of his guests exceeded even his own: they listened

to every tale of wonder with open eyes and mouth, and never failed to be

astonished, even though repeated for the hundredth time. Thus lived the

Baron Von Landshort, the oracle of his table, the absolute monarch of

his little territory, and happy, above all things, in the persuasion

that he was the wisest man of the age.

At the time of which my story treats there was a great family gathering

at the castle on an affair of the utmost importance: it was to receive

the destined bridegroom of the baron’s daughter. A negotiation had been

carried on between the father and an old nobleman of Bavaria to unite

the dignity of their houses by the marriage of their children. The

preliminaries had been conducted with proper punctilio. The young people

were betrothed without seeing each other, and the time was appointed for

the marriage ceremony. The young Count Von Altenburg had been recalled

from the army for the purpose, and was actually on his way to the

baron’s to receive his bride. Missives had even been received from him

from Wurtzburg, where he was accidentally detained, mentioning the day

and hour when he might be expected to arrive.

The castle was in a tumult of preparation to give him a suitable

welcome. The fair bride had been decked out with uncommon care. The two

aunts had superintended her toilet, and quarrelled the whole morning

about every article of her dress. The young lady had taken advantage of

their contest to follow the bent of her own taste; and fortunately

it was a good one. She looked as lovely as youthful bridegroom could

desire, and the flutter of expectation heightened the lustre of her

charms.

The suffusions that mantled her face and neck, the gentle heaving of

the bosom, the eye now and then lost in reverie, all betrayed the soft

tumult that was going on in her little heart. The aunts were continually

hovering around her, for maiden aunts are apt to take great interest in

affairs of this nature. They were giving her a world of staid counsel

how to deport herself, what to say, and in what manner to receive the

expected lover.

The baron was no less busied in preparations. He had, in truth, nothing

exactly to do; but he was naturally a fuming, bustling little man, and

could not remain passive when all the world was in a hurry. He worried

from top to bottom of the castle with an air of infinite anxiety; he

continually called the servants from their work to exhort them to be

diligent; and buzzed about every hall and chamber, as idly restless and

importunate as a blue-bottle fly on a warm summer’s day.

In the mean time the fatted calf had been killed; the forests had rung

with the clamor of the huntsmen; the kitchen was crowded with good

cheer; the cellars had yielded up whole oceans of Rhein-wein and

Ferre-wein; and even the great Heidelberg tun had been laid under

contribution. Everything was ready to receive the distinguished guest

with Saus und Braus in the true spirit of German hospitality; but the

guest delayed to make his appearance. Hour rolled after hour. The sun,

that had poured his downward rays upon the rich forest of the Odenwald,

now just gleamed along the summits of the mountains. The baron mounted

the highest tower and strained his eyes in hopes of catching a distant

sight of the count and his attendants. Once he thought he beheld them;

the sound of horns came floating from the valley, prolonged by the

mountain-echoes. A number of horsemen were seen far below slowly

advancing along the road; but when they had nearly reached the foot of

the mountain they suddenly struck off in a different direction. The last

ray of sunshine departed, the bats began to flit by in the twilight, the

road grew dimmer and dimmer to the view, and nothing appeared stirring

in it but now and then a peasant lagging homeward from his labor.

While the old castle of Landshort was in this state of perplexity a very

interesting scene was transacting in a different part of the Odenwald.

The young Count Von Altenburg was tranquilly pursuing his route in that

sober jog-trot way in which a man travels toward matrimony when his

friends have taken all the trouble and uncertainty of courtship off his

hands and a bride is waiting for him as certainly as a dinner at the

end of his journey. He had encountered at Wurtzburg a youthful

companion-in-arms with whom he had seen some service on the

frontiers--Herman Von Starkenfaust, one of the stoutest hands and

worthiest hearts of German chivalry--who was now returning from the

army. His father’s castle was not far distant from the old fortress of

Landshort, although an hereditary feud rendered the families hostile and

strangers to each other.

In the warm-hearted moment of recognition the young friends related all

their past adventures and fortunes, and the count gave the whole history

of his intended nuptials with a young lady whom he had never seen, but

of whose charms he had received the most enrapturing descriptions.

As the route of the friends lay in the same direction, they agreed to

perform the rest of their journey together, and that they might do it

the more leisurely, set off from Wurtzburg at an early hour, the count

having given directions for his retinue to follow and overtake him.

They beguiled their wayfaring with recollections of their military

scenes and adventures; but the count was apt to be a little tedious now

and then about the reputed charms of his bride and the felicity that

awaited him.

In this way they had entered among the mountains of the Odenwald, and

were traversing one of its most lonely and thickly wooded passes. It is

well known that the forests of Germany have always been as much infested

by robbers as its castles by spectres; and at this time the former were

particularly numerous, from the hordes of disbanded soldiers wandering

about the country. It will not appear extraordinary, therefore, that the

cavaliers were attacked by a gang of these stragglers, in the midst

of the forest. They defended themselves with bravery, but were nearly

overpowered when the count’s retinue arrived to their assistance. At

sight of them the robbers fled, but not until the count had received a

mortal wound. He was slowly and carefully conveyed back to the city

of Wurtzburg, and a friar summoned from a neighboring convent who was

famous for his skill in administering to both soul and body; but half

of his skill was superfluous; the moments of the unfortunate count were

numbered.

With his dying breath he entreated his friend to repair instantly to the

castle of Landshort and explain the fatal cause of his not keeping his

appointment with his bride. Though not the most ardent of lovers, he was

one of the most punctilious of men, and appeared earnestly solicitous

that his mission should be speedily and courteously executed. “Unless

this is done,” said he, “I shall not sleep quietly in my grave.” He

repeated these last words with peculiar solemnity. A request at a moment

so impressive admitted no hesitation. Starkenfaust endeavored to soothe

him to calmness, promised faithfully to execute his wish, and gave him

his hand in solemn pledge. The dying man pressed it in acknowledgment,

but soon lapsed into delirium--raved about his bride, his engagements,

his plighted word--ordered his horse, that he might ride to the castle

of Landshort, and expired in the fancied act of vaulting into the

saddle.

Starkenfaust bestowed a sigh and a soldier’s tear on the untimely

fate of his comrade and then pondered on the awkward mission he had

undertaken. His heart was heavy and his head perplexed; for he was to

present himself an unbidden guest among hostile people, and to damp

their festivity with tidings fatal to their hopes. Still, there were

certain whisperings of curiosity in his bosom to see this far-famed

beauty of Katzenellenbogen, so cautiously shut up from the world; for

he was a passionate admirer of the sex, and there was a dash of

eccentricity and enterprise in his character that made him fond of all

singular adventure.

Previous to his departure he made all due arrangements with the holy

fraternity of the convent for the funeral solemnities of his friend,

who was to be buried in the cathedral of Wurtzburg near some of his

illustrious relatives, and the mourning retinue of the count took charge

of his remains.

It is now high time that we should return to the ancient family of

Katzenellenbogen, who were impatient for their guest, and still more

for their dinner, and to the worthy little baron, whom we left airing

himself on the watch-tower.

Night closed in, but still no guest arrived. The baron descended from

the tower in despair. The banquet, which had been delayed from hour to

hour, could no longer be postponed. The meats were already overdone, the

cook in an agony, and the whole household had the look of a garrison,

that had been reduced by famine. The baron was obliged reluctantly to

give orders for the feast without the presence of the guest. All were

seated at table, and just on the point of commencing, when the sound of

a horn from without the gate gave notice of the approach of a stranger.

Another long blast filled the old courts of the castle with its echoes,

and was answered by the warder from the walls. The baron hastened to

receive his future son-in-law.

The drawbridge had been let down, and the stranger was before the

gate. He was a tall gallant cavalier, mounted on a black steed. His

countenance was pale, but he had a beaming, romantic eye and an air of

stately melancholy. The baron was a little mortified that he should

have come in this simple, solitary style. His dignity for a moment was

ruffled, and he felt disposed to consider it a want of proper respect

for the important occasion and the important family with which he was to

be connected. He pacified himself, however, with the conclusion that it

must have been youthful impatience which had induced him thus to spur on

sooner than his attendants.

“I am sorry,” said the stranger, “to break in upon you thus

unseasonably----”

Here the baron interrupted him with a world of compliments and

greetings, for, to tell the truth, he prided himself upon his courtesy

and eloquence. The stranger attempted once or twice to stem the torrent

of words, but in vain, so he bowed his head and suffered it to flow on.

By the time the baron had come to a pause they had reached the inner

court of the castle, and the stranger was again about to speak, when he

was once more interrupted by the appearance of the female part of the

family, leading forth the shrinking and blushing bride. He gazed on her

for a moment as one entranced; it seemed as if his whole soul beamed

forth in the gaze and rested upon that lovely form. One of the maiden

aunts whispered something in her ear; she made an effort to speak; her

moist blue eye was timidly raised, gave a shy glance of inquiry on the

stranger, and was cast again to the ground. The words died away, but

there was a sweet smile playing about her lips, and a soft dimpling of

the cheek that showed her glance had not been unsatisfactory. It was

impossible for a girl of the fond age of eighteen, highly predisposed

for love and matrimony, not to be pleased with so gallant a cavalier.

The late hour at which the guest had arrived left no time for parley.

The baron was peremptory, and deferred all particular conversation until

the morning, and led the way to the untasted banquet.

It was served up in the great hall of the castle. Around the walls

hung the hard-favored portraits of the heroes of the house of

Katzenellenbogen, and the trophies which they had gained in the field,

and in the chase. Hacked corselets, splintered jousting-spears, and

tattered banners were mingled with the spoils of sylvan warfare: the

jaws of the wolf and the tusks of the boar grinned horribly among

crossbows and battle-axes, and a huge pair of antlers branched

immediately over the head of the youthful bridegroom.

The cavalier took but little notice of the company or the entertainment.

He scarcely tasted the banquet, but seemed absorbed in admiration of his

bride. He conversed in a low tone that could not be overheard, for the

language of love is never loud; but where is the female ear so dull that

it cannot catch the softest whisper of the lover? There was a mingled

tenderness and gravity in his manner that appeared to have a powerful

effect upon the young lady. Her color came and went as she listened with

deep attention. Now and then she made some blushing reply, and when his

eye was turned away she would steal a sidelong glance at his romantic

countenance, and heave a gentle sigh of tender happiness. It was evident

that the young couple were completely enamored. The aunts, who were

deeply versed in the mysteries of the heart, declared that they had

fallen in love with each other at first sight.

The feast went on merrily, or at least noisily, for the guests were

all blessed with those keen appetites that attend upon light purses and

mountain air. The baron told his best and longest stories, and never had

he told them so well or with such great effect. If there was anything

marvellous, his auditors were lost in astonishment; and if anything

facetious, they were sure to laugh exactly in the right place. The

baron, it is true, like most great men, was too dignified to utter any

joke but a dull one; it was always enforced, however, by a bumper of

excellent Hockheimer, and even a dull joke at one’s own table, served

up with jolly old wine, is irresistible. Many good things were said by

poorer and keener wits that would not bear repeating, except on similar

occasions; many sly speeches whispered in ladies’ ears that almost

convulsed them with suppressed laughter; and a song or two roared out

by a poor but merry and broad-faced cousin of the baron that absolutely

made the maiden aunts hold up their fans.

Amidst all this revelry the stranger guest maintained a most singular

and unseasonable gravity. His countenance assumed a deeper cast of

dejection as the evening advanced, and, strange as it may appear, even

the baron’s jokes seemed only to render him the more melancholy. At

times he was lost in thought, and at times there was a perturbed and

restless wandering of the eye that bespoke a mind but ill at ease.

His conversations with the bride became more and more earnest and

mysterious. Lowering clouds began to steal over the fair serenity of her

brow, and tremors to run through her tender frame.

All this could not escape the notice of the company. Their gayety was

chilled by the unaccountable gloom of the bridegroom; their spirits were

infected; whispers and glances were interchanged, accompanied by shrugs

and dubious shakes of the head. The song and the laugh grew less and

less frequent: there were dreary pauses in the conversation, which were

at length succeeded by wild tales and supernatural legends. One

dismal story produced another still more dismal, and the baron nearly

frightened some of the ladies into hysterics with the history of the

goblin horseman that carried away the fair Leonora--a dreadful story

which has since been put into excellent verse, and is read and believed

by all the world.

The bridegroom listened to this tale with profound attention. He kept

his eyes steadily fixed on the baron, and, as the story drew to a close,

began gradually to rise from his seat, growing taller and taller, until

in the baron’s entranced eye he seemed almost to tower into a giant.

The moment the tale was finished he heaved a deep sigh and took a

solemn farewell of the company. They were all amazement. The baron was

perfectly thunderstruck.

“What! going to leave the castle at midnight? Why, everything was

prepared for his reception; a chamber was ready for him if he wished to

retire.”

The stranger shook his head mournfully and mysteriously: “I must lay my

head in a different chamber to-night.”

There was something in this reply and the tone in which it was uttered

that made the baron’s heart misgive him; but he rallied his forces and

repeated his hospitable entreaties.

The stranger shook his head silently, but positively, at every offer,

and, waving his farewell to the company, stalked slowly out of the hall.

The maiden aunts were absolutely petrified; the bride hung her head and

a tear stole to her eye.

The baron followed the stranger to the great court of the castle, where

the black charger stood pawing the earth and snorting with impatience.

When they had reached the portal, whose deep archway was dimly lighted

by a cresset, the stranger paused, and addressed the baron in a hollow

tone of voice, which the vaulted roof rendered still more sepulchral.

“Now that we are a lone,” said he, “I will impart to you the reason of

my going. I have a solemn, an indispensable engagement----”

“Why,” said the baron, “cannot you send some one in your place?”

“It admits of no substitute--I must attend it in person; I must away to

Wurtzburg cathedral----”

“Ay,” said the baron, plucking up spirit, “but not until

to-morrow--to-morrow you shall take your bride there.”

“No! no!” replied the stranger, with tenfold solemnity, “my engagement

is with no bride--the worms! the worms expect me! I am a dead man--I

have been slain by robbers--my body lies at Wurtzburg--at midnight I am

to be buried--the grave is waiting for me--I must keep my appointment!”

He sprang on his black charger, dashed over the drawbridge, and the

clattering of his horse’s hoofs was lost in the whistling of the night

blast.

The baron returned to the hall in the utmost consternation, and related

what had passed. Two ladies fainted outright, others sickened at the

idea of having banqueted with a spectre. It was the opinion of some that

this might be the wild huntsman, famous in German legend. Some talked of

mountain-sprites, of wood-demons, and of other supernatural beings with

which the good people of Germany have been so grievously harassed since

time immemorial. One of the poor relations ventured to suggest that it

might be some sportive evasion of the young cavalier, and that the

very gloominess of the caprice seemed to accord with so melancholy a

personage. This, however, drew on him, the indignation of the whole

company, and especially of the baron, who looked upon him as little

better than an infidel; so that he was fain to abjure his heresy as

speedily as possible and come into the faith of the true believers.

But, whatever may have been the doubts entertained, they were completely

put to an end by the arrival next day of regular missives confirming the

intelligence of the young count’s murder and his interment in Wurtzburg

cathedral.

The dismay at the castle may well be imagined. The baron shut himself up

in his chamber. The guests, who had come to rejoice with him, could not

think of abandoning him in his distress. They wandered about the courts

or collected in groups in the hall, shaking their heads and shrugging

their shoulders at the troubles of so good a man, and sat longer than

ever at table, and ate and drank more stoutly than ever, by way of

keeping up their spirits. But the situation of the widowed bride was

the most pitiable. To have lost a husband before she had even embraced

him--and such a husband! If the very spectre could be so gracious and

noble, what must have been the living man? She filled the house with

lamentations.

On the night of the second day of her widowhood she had retired to her

chamber, accompanied by one of her aunts, who insisted on sleeping with

her. The aunt, who was one of the best tellers of ghost-stories in all

Germany, had just been recounting one of her longest, and had fallen

asleep in the very midst of it. The chamber was remote and overlooked a

small garden. The niece lay pensively gazing at the beams of the rising

moon as they trembled on the leaves of an aspen tree before the lattice.

The castle clock had just tolled midnight when a soft strain of music

stole up from the garden. She rose hastily from her bed and stepped

lightly to the window. A tall figure stood among the shadows of

the trees. As it raised its head a beam of moonlight fell upon the

countenance. Heaven and earth! she beheld the Spectre Bridegroom! A loud

shriek at that moment burst upon her ear, and her aunt, who had been

awakened by the music and had followed her silently to the window, fell

into her arms. When she looked again the spectre had disappeared.

Of the two females, the aunt now required the most soothing, for she was

perfectly beside herself with terror. As to the young lady, there was

something even in the spectre of her lover that seemed endearing. There

was still the semblance of manly beauty, and, though the shadow of a man

is but little calculated to satisfy the affections of a lovesick girl,

yet where the substance is not to be had even that is consoling. The

aunt declared she would never sleep in that chamber again; the niece,

for once, was refractory, and declared as strongly that she would sleep

in no other in the castle: the consequence was, that she had to sleep in

it alone; but she drew a promise from her aunt not to relate the story

of the spectre, lest she should be denied the only melancholy pleasure

left her on earth--that of inhabiting the chamber over which the

guardian shade of her lover kept its nightly vigils.

How long the good old lady would have observed this promise is

uncertain, for she dearly loved to talk of the marvellous, and there is

a triumph in being the first to tell a frightful story; it is, however,

still quoted in the neighborhood as a memorable instance of female

secrecy that she kept it to herself for a whole week, when she was

suddenly absolved from all further restraint by intelligence brought to

the breakfast-table one morning that the young lady was not to be found.

Her room was empty--the bed had not been slept in--the window was open

and the bird had flown!

The astonishment and concern with which the intelligence was received

can only be imagined by those who have witnessed the agitation which the

mishaps of a great man cause among his friends. Even the poor relations

paused for a moment from the indefatigable labors of the trencher, when

the aunt, who had at first been struck speechless, wrung her hands

and shrieked out, “The goblin! the goblin! she’s carried away by the

goblin!”

In a few words she related the fearful scene of the garden, and

concluded that the spectre must have carried off his bride. Two of the

domestics corroborated the opinion, for they had heard the clattering of

a horse’s hoofs down the mountain about midnight, and had no doubt that

it was the spectre on his black charger bearing her away to the tomb.

All present were struck with the direful probability for events of

the kind are extremely common in Germany, as many well-authenticated

histories bear witness.

What a lamentable situation was that of the poor baron! What a

heartrending dilemma for a fond father and a member of the great family

of Katzenellenbogen! His only daughter had either been rapt away to the

grave, or he was to have some wood-demon for a son-in-law, and perchance

a troop of goblin grandchildren. As usual, he was completely bewildered,

and all the castle in an uproar. The men were ordered to take horse and

scour every road and path and glen of the Odenwald. The baron himself

had just drawn on his jack-boots, girded on his sword, and was about

to mount his steed to sally forth on the doubtful quest, when he was

brought to a pause by a new apparition. A lady was seen approaching the

castle mounted on a palfrey, attended by a cavalier on horseback. She

galloped up to the gate, sprang from her horse, and, falling at the

baron’s feet, embraced his knees. It was his lost daughter, and her

companion--the Spectre Bridegroom! The baron was astounded. He looked

at his daughter, then at the spectre, and almost doubted the evidence of

his senses. The latter, too, was wonderfully improved in his appearance

since his visit to the world of spirits. His dress was splendid, and

set off a noble figure of manly symmetry. He was no longer pale and

melancholy. His fine countenance was flushed with the glow of youth, and

joy rioted in his large dark eye.

The mystery was soon cleared up. The cavalier (for, in truth, as you

must have known all the while, he was no goblin) announced himself as

Sir Herman Von Starkenfaust. He related his adventure with the young

count. He told how he had hastened to the castle to deliver the

unwelcome tidings, but that the eloquence of the baron had interrupted

him in every attempt to tell his tale. How the sight of the bride had

completely captivated him and that to pass a few hours near her he

had tacitly suffered the mistake to continue. How he had been sorely

perplexed in what way to make a decent retreat, until the baron’s

goblin stories had suggested his eccentric exit. How, fearing the feudal

hostility of the family, he had repeated his visits by stealth--had

haunted the garden beneath the young lady’s window--had wooed--had

won--had borne away in triumph--and, in a word, had wedded the fair.

Under any other circumstances the baron would have been inflexible, for

he was tenacious of paternal authority and devoutly obstinate in all

family feuds; but he loved his daughter; he had lamented her as lost;

he rejoiced to find her still alive; and, though her husband was of

a hostile house, yet, thank Heaven! he was not a goblin. There was

something, it must be acknowledged, that did not exactly accord with his

notions of strict veracity in the joke the knight had passed upon him of

his being a dead man; but several old friends present, who had served

in the wars, assured him that every stratagem was excusable in love,

and that the cavalier was entitled to especial privilege, having lately

served as a trooper.

Matters, therefore, were happily arranged. The baron pardoned the young

couple on the spot. The revels at the castle were resumed. The

poor relations overwhelmed this new member of the family with

loving-kindness; he was so gallant, so generous--and so rich. The

aunts, it is true, were somewhat scandalized that their system of strict

seclusion and passive obedience should be so badly exemplified, but

attributed it all to their negligence in not having the windows grated.

One of them was particularly mortified at having her marvellous story

marred, and that the only spectre she had ever seen should turn out a

counterfeit; but the niece seemed perfectly happy at having found him

substantial flesh and blood. And so the story ends.

WESTMINSTER ABBEY.

When I behold, with deep astonishment,

To famous Westminster how there resorte,

Living in brasse or stoney monument,

The princes and the worthies of all sorte;

Doe not I see reformde nobilitie,

Without contempt, or pride, or ostentation,

And looke upon offenselesse majesty,

Naked of pomp or earthly domination?

And how a play-game of a painted stone

Contents the quiet now and silent sprites,

Whome all the world which late they stood upon

Could not content nor quench their appetites.

Life is a frost of cold felicitie,

And death the thaw of all our vanitie.

CHRISTOLERO’S EPIGRAMS, BY T. B. 1598.

ON one of those sober and rather melancholy days in the latter part of

autumn when the shadows of morning and evening almost mingle together,

and throw a gloom over the decline of the year, I passed several hours

in rambling about Westminster Abbey. There was something congenial to

the season in the mournful magnificence of the old pile, and as I passed

its threshold it seemed like stepping back into the regions of antiquity

and losing myself among the shades of former ages.

I entered from the inner court of Westminster School, through a long,

low, vaulted passage that had an almost subterranean look, being dimly

lighted in one part by circular perforations in the massive walls.

Through this dark avenue I had a distant view of the cloisters, with

the figure of an old verger in his black gown moving along their shadowy

vaults, and seeming like a spectre from one of the neighboring tombs.

The approach to the abbey through these gloomy monastic remains prepares

the mind for its solemn contemplation. The cloisters still retain

something of the quiet and seclusion of former days. The gray walls are

discolored by damps and crumbling with age; a coat of hoary moss has

gathered over the inscriptions of the mural monuments, and obscured the

death’s heads and other funeral emblems. The sharp touches of the chisel

are gone from the rich tracery of the arches; the roses which adorned

the keystones have lost their leafy beauty; everything bears marks of

the gradual dilapidations of time, which yet has something touching and

pleasing in its very decay.

The sun was pouring down a yellow autumnal ray into the square of

the cloisters, beaming upon a scanty plot of grass in the centre,

and lighting up an angle of the vaulted passage with a kind of dusky

splendor. From between the arcades the eye glanced up to a bit of blue

sky or a passing cloud, and beheld the sun-gilt pinnacles of the abbey

towering into the azure heaven.

As I paced the cloisters, sometimes contemplating this mingled

picture of glory and decay, and sometimes endeavoring to decipher the

inscriptions on the tombstones which formed the pavement beneath my

feet, my eye was attracted to three figures rudely carved in relief,

but nearly worn away by the footsteps of many generations. They were

the effigies of three of the early abbots; the epitaphs were entirely

effaced; the names alone remained, having no doubt been renewed in later

times (Vitalis. Abbas. 1082, and Gislebertus Crispinus. Abbas. 1114,

and Laurentius. Abbas. 1176). I remained some little while, musing over

these casual relics of antiquity thus left like wrecks upon this distant

shore of time, telling no tale but that such beings had been and had

perished, teaching no moral but the futility of that pride which hopes

still to exact homage in its ashes and to live in an inscription. A

little longer, and even these faint records will be obliterated and the

monument will cease to be a memorial. Whilst I was yet looking down

upon the gravestones I was roused by the sound of the abbey clock,

reverberating from buttress to buttress and echoing among the cloisters.

It is almost startling to hear this warning of departed time sounding

among the tombs and telling the lapse of the hour, which, like a billow,

has rolled us onward towards the grave. I pursued my walk to an

arched door opening to the interior of the abbey. On entering here the

magnitude of the building breaks fully upon the mind, contrasted with

the vaults of the cloisters. The eyes gaze with wonder at clustered

columns of gigantic dimensions, with arches springing from them to such

an amazing height, and man wandering about their bases, shrunk into

insignificance in comparison with his own handiwork. The spaciousness

and gloom of this vast edifice produce a profound and mysterious awe.

We step cautiously and softly about, as if fearful of disturbing the

hallowed silence of the tomb, while every footfall whispers along the

walls and chatters among the sepulchres, making us more sensible of the

quiet we have interrupted.

It seems as if the awful nature of the place presses down upon the soul

and hushes the beholder into noiseless reverence. We feel that we are

surrounded by the congregated bones of the great men of past times, who

have filled history with their deeds and the earth with their renown.

And yet it almost provokes a smile at the vanity of human ambition

to see how they are crowded together and jostled in the dust; what

parsimony is observed in doling out a scanty nook, a gloomy corner, a

little portion of earth, to those whom, when alive, kingdoms could not

satisfy, and how many shapes and forms and artifices are devised to

catch the casual notice of the passenger, and save from forgetfulness

for a few short years a name which once aspired to occupy ages of the

world’s thought and admiration.

I passed some time in Poet’s Corner, which occupies an end of one of

the transepts or cross aisles of the abbey. The monuments are generally

simple, for the lives of literary men afford no striking themes for

the sculptor. Shakespeare and Addison have statues erected to their

memories, but the greater part have busts, medallions, and sometimes

mere inscriptions. Notwithstanding the simplicity of these memorials,

I have always observed that the visitors to the abbey remained longest

about them. A kinder and fonder feeling takes place of that cold

curiosity or vague admiration with which they gaze on the splendid

monuments of the great and the heroic. They linger about these as about

the tombs of friends and companions, for indeed there is something of

companionship between the author and the reader. Other men are known

to posterity only through the medium of history, which is continually

growing faint and obscure; but the intercourse between the author and

his fellowmen is ever new, active, and immediate. He has lived for them

more than for himself; he has sacrificed surrounding enjoyments, and

shut himself up from the delights of social life, that he might the more

intimately commune with distant minds and distant ages. Well may the

world cherish his renown, for it has been purchased not by deeds of

violence and blood, but by the diligent dispensation of pleasure.

Well may posterity be grateful to his memory, for he has left it an

inheritance not of empty names and sounding actions, but whole treasures

of wisdom, bright gems of thought, and golden veins of language.

From Poet’s Corner I continued my stroll towards that part of the abbey

which contains the sepulchres of the kings. I wandered among what once

were chapels, but which are now occupied by the tombs and monuments

of the great. At every turn I met with some illustrious name or the

cognizance of some powerful house renowned in history. As the eye

darts into these dusky chambers of death it catches glimpses of quaint

effigies--some kneeling in niches, as if in devotion; others stretched

upon the tombs, with hands piously pressed together; warriors in armor,

as if reposing after battle; prelates, with crosiers and mitres; and

nobles in robes and coronets, lying as it were in state. In glancing

over this scene, so strangely populous, yet where every form is so still

and silent, it seems almost as if we were treading a mansion of that

fabled city where every being had been suddenly transmuted into stone.

I paused to contemplate a tomb on which lay the effigy of a knight in

complete armor. A large buckler was on one arm; the hands were pressed

together in supplication upon the breast; the face was almost covered by

the morion; the legs were crossed, in token of the warrior’s having been

engaged in the holy war. It was the tomb of a crusader, of one of those

military enthusiasts who so strangely mingled religion and romance,

and whose exploits form the connecting link between fact and fiction,

between the history and the fairytale. There is something extremely

picturesque in the tombs of these adventurers, decorated as they are

with rude armorial bearings and Gothic sculpture. They comport with the

antiquated chapels in which they are generally found; and in considering

them the imagination is apt to kindle with the legendary associations,

the romantic fiction, the chivalrous pomp and pageantry which poetry has

spread over the wars for the sepulchre of Christ. They are the relics

of times utterly gone by, of beings passed from recollection, of customs

and manners with which ours have no affinity. They are like objects from

some strange and distant land of which we have no certain knowledge,

and about which all our conceptions are vague and visionary. There is

something extremely solemn and awful in those effigies on Gothic tombs,

extended as if in the sleep of death or in the supplication of the dying

hour. They have an effect infinitely more impressive on my feelings

than the fanciful attitudes, the over wrought conceits, the allegorical

groups which abound on modern monuments. I have been struck, also, with

the superiority of many of the old sepulchral inscriptions. There was a

noble way in former times of saying things simply, and yet saying

them proudly; and I do not know an epitaph that breathes a loftier

consciousness of family worth and honorable lineage than one which

affirms of a noble house that “all the brothers were brave and all the

sisters virtuous.”

In the opposite transept to Poet’s Corner stands a monument which is

among the most renowned achievements of modern art, but which to

me appears horrible rather than sublime. It is the tomb of Mrs.

Nightingale, by Roubillac. The bottom of the monument is represented

as throwing open its marble doors, and a sheeted skeleton is starting

forth. The shroud is falling from his fleshless frame as he launches his

dart at his victim. She is sinking into her affrighted husband’s arms,

who strives with vain and frantic effort to avert the blow. The whole

is executed with terrible truth and spirit; we almost fancy we hear

the gibbering yell of triumph bursting from the distended jaws of the

spectre. But why should we thus seek to clothe death with unnecessary

terrors, and to spread horrors round the tomb of those we love? The

grave should be surrounded by everything that might inspire tenderness

and veneration for the dead, or that might win the living to virtue. It

is the place not of disgust and dismay, but of sorrow and meditation.

While wandering about these gloomy vaults and silent aisles, studying

the records of the dead, the sound of busy existence from without

occasionally reaches the ear--the rumbling of the passing equipage, the

murmur of the multitude, or perhaps the light laugh of pleasure. The

contrast is striking with the deathlike repose around; and it has a

strange effect upon the feelings thus to hear the surges of active life

hurrying along and beating against the very walls of the sepulchre.

I continued in this way to move from tomb to tomb and from chapel

to chapel. The day was gradually wearing away; the distant tread of

loiterers about the abbey grew less and less frequent; the sweet-tongued

bell was summoning to evening prayers; and I saw at a distance the

choristers in their white surplices crossing the aisle and entering

the choir. I stood before the entrance to Henry the Seventh’s chapel. A

flight of steps leads up to it through a deep and gloomy but magnificent

arch. Great gates of brass, richly and delicately wrought, turn heavily

upon their hinges, as if proudly reluctant to admit the feet of common

mortals into this most gorgeous of sepulchres.

On entering the eye is astonished by the pomp of architecture and the

elaborate beauty of sculptured detail. The very walls are wrought into

universal ornament encrusted with tracery, and scooped into niches

crowded with the statues of saints and martyrs. Stone seems, by the

cunning labor of the chisel, to have been robbed of its weight and

density, suspended aloft as if by magic, and the fretted roof achieved

with the wonderful minuteness and airy security of a cobweb.

Along the sides of the chapel are the lofty stalls of the Knights of

the Bath, richly carved of oak, though with the grotesque decorations

of Gothic architecture. On the pinnacles of the stalls are affixed the

helmets and crests of the knights, with their scarfs and swords,

and above them are suspended their banners, emblazoned with armorial

bearings, and contrasting the splendor of gold and purple and crimson

with the cold gray fretwork of the roof. In the midst of this grand

mausoleum stands the sepulchre of its founder--his effigy, with that of

his queen, extended on a sumptuous tomb--and the whole surrounded by a

superbly-wrought brazen railing.

There is a sad dreariness in this magnificence, this strange mixture of

tombs and trophies, these emblems of living and aspiring ambition,

close beside mementos which show the dust and oblivion in which all

must sooner or later terminate. Nothing impresses the mind with a deeper

feeling of loneliness than to tread the silent and deserted scene of

former throng and pageant. On looking round on the vacant stalls of

the knights and their esquires, and on the rows of dusty but gorgeous

banners that were once borne before them, my imagination conjured up the

scene when this hall was bright with the valor and beauty of the land,

glittering with the splendor of jewelled rank and military array, alive

with the tread of many feet and the hum of an admiring multitude. All

had passed away; the silence of death had settled again upon the place,

interrupted only by the casual chirping of birds, which had found

their way into the chapel and built their nests among its friezes and

pendants--sure signs of solitariness and desertion.

When I read the names inscribed on the banners, they were those of men

scattered far and wide about the world--some tossing upon distant seas:

some under arms in distant lands; some mingling in the busy intrigues

of courts and cabinets,--all seeking to deserve one more distinction in

this mansion of shadowy honors--the melancholy reward of a monument.

Two small aisles on each side of this chapel present a touching instance

of the equality of the grave, which brings down the oppressor to a

level with the oppressed and mingles the dust of the bitterest enemies

together. In one is the sepulchre of the haughty Elizabeth; in the other

is that of her victim, the lovely and unfortunate Mary. Not an hour in

the day but some ejaculation of pity is uttered over the fate of

the latter, mingled with indignation at her oppressor. The walls of

Elizabeth’s sepulchre continually echo with the sighs of sympathy heaved

at the grave of her rival.

A peculiar melancholy reigns over the aisle where Mary lies buried. The

light struggles dimly through windows darkened by dust. The greater part

of the place is in deep shadow, and the walls are stained and tinted by

time and weather. A marble figure of Mary is stretched upon the tomb,

round which is an iron railing, much corroded, bearing her national

emblem--the thistle. I was weary with wandering, and sat down to

rest myself by the monument, revolving in my mind the chequered and

disastrous story of poor Mary.

The sound of casual footsteps had ceased from the abbey. I could only

hear, now and then, the distant voice of the priest repeating the

evening service and the faint responses of the choir; these paused for

a time, and all was hushed. The stillness, the desertion, and obscurity

that were gradually prevailing around gave a deeper and more solemn

interest to the place;

For in the silent grave no conversation,

No joyful tread of friends, no voice of lovers,

No careful father’s counsel--nothing’s heard,

For nothing is, but all oblivion,

Dust, and an endless darkness.

Suddenly the notes of the deep-laboring organ burst upon the ear,

falling with doubled and redoubled intensity, and rolling, as it were,

huge billows of sound. How well do their volume and grandeur accord

with this mighty building! With what pomp do they swell through its vast

vaults, and breathe their awful harmony through these caves of death,

and make the silent sepulchre vocal! And now they rise in triumphant

acclamation, heaving higher and higher their accordant notes and piling

sound on sound. And now they pause, and the soft voices of the choir

break out into sweet gushes of melody; they soar aloft and warble along

the roof, and seem to play about these lofty vaults like the pure

airs of heaven. Again the pealing organ heaves its thrilling thunders,

compressing air into music, and rolling it forth upon the soul. What

long-drawn cadences! What solemn sweeping concords! It grows more and

more dense and powerful; it fills the vast pile and seems to jar the

very walls--the ear is stunned--the senses are overwhelmed. And now it

is winding up in full jubilee--it is rising from the earth to heaven;

the very soul seems rapt away and floated upwards on this swelling tide

of harmony!

I sat for some time lost in that kind of reverie which a strain of

music is apt sometimes to inspire: the shadows of evening were gradually

thickening round me; the monuments began to cast deeper and deeper

gloom; and the distant clock again gave token of the slowly waning day.

I rose and prepared to leave the abbey. As I descended the flight of

steps which lead into the body of the building, my eye was caught by the

shrine of Edward the Confessor, and I ascended the small staircase that

conducts to it, to take from thence a general survey of this wilderness

of tombs. The shrine is elevated upon a kind of platform, and close

around it are the sepulchres of various kings and queens. From this

eminence the eye looks down between pillars and funeral trophies to

the chapels and chambers below, crowded with tombs, where warriors,

prelates, courtiers, and statesmen lie mouldering in their “beds of

darkness.” Close by me stood the great chair of coronation, rudely

carved of oak in the barbarous taste of a remote and Gothic age. The

scene seemed almost as if contrived with theatrical artifice to produce

an effect upon the beholder. Here was a type of the beginning and the

end of human pomp and power; here it was literally but a step from the

throne to the sepulchre. Would not one think that these incongruous

mementos had been gathered together as a lesson to living greatness?--to

show it, even in the moment of its proudest exaltation, the neglect

and dishonor to which it must soon arrive--how soon that crown which

encircles its brow must pass away, and it must lie down in the dust and

disgraces of the tomb, and be trampled upon by the feet of the meanest

of the multitude. For, strange to tell, even the grave is here no longer

a sanctuary. There is a shocking levity in some natures which leads them

to sport with awful and hallowed things, and there are base minds

which delight to revenge on the illustrious dead the abject homage and

grovelling servility which they pay to the living. The coffin of Edward

the Confessor has been broken open, and his remains despoiled of their

funereal ornaments; the sceptre has been stolen from the hand of the

imperious Elizabeth; and the effigy of Henry the Fifth lies headless.

Not a royal monument but bears some proof how false and fugitive is the

homage of mankind. Some are plundered, some mutilated, some covered with

ribaldry and insult,--all more or less outraged and dishonored.

The last beams of day were now faintly streaming through the painted

windows in the high vaults above me; the lower parts of the abbey were

already wrapped in the obscurity of twilight. The chapels and aisles

grew darker and darker. The effigies of the kings faded into shadows;

the marble figures of the monuments assumed strange shapes in the

uncertain light; the evening breeze crept through the aisles like the

cold breath of the grave; and even the distant footfall of a verger,

traversing the Poet’s Corner, had something strange and dreary in its

sound. I slowly retraced my morning’s walk, and as I passed out at the

portal of the cloisters, the door, closing with a jarring noise behind

me, filled the whole building with echoes.

I endeavored to form some arrangement in my mind of the objects I

had been contemplating, but found they were already falling into

indistinctness and confusion. Names, inscriptions, trophies, had all

become confounded in my recollection, though I had scarcely taken my

foot from off the threshold. What, thought I, is this vast assemblage

of sepulchres but a treasury of humiliation--a huge pile of reiterated

homilies on the emptiness of renown and the certainty of oblivion? It

is, indeed, the empire of death; his great shadowy palace where he sits

in state mocking at the relics of human glory and spreading dust and

forgetfulness on the monuments of princes. How idle a boast, after all,

is the immortality of a name! Time is ever silently turning over his

pages; we are too much engrossed by the story of the present to think

of the characters and anecdotes that gave interest to the past; and

each age is a volume thrown aside to be speedily forgotten. The idol of

to-day pushes the hero of yesterday out of our recollection, and will in

turn be supplanted by his successor of tomorrow. “Our fathers,” says Sir

Thomas Browne, “find their graves in our short memories, and sadly tell

us how we may be buried in our survivors.” History fades into fable;

fact becomes clouded with doubt and controversy; the inscription

moulders from the tablet; the statue falls from the pedestal. Columns,

arches, pyramids, what are they but heaps of sand, and their epitaphs

but characters written in the dust? What is the security of a tomb or

the perpetuity of an embalmment? The remains of Alexander the Great have

been scattered to the wind, and his empty sarcophagus is now the mere

curiosity of a museum. “The Egyptian mummies, which Cambyses or time

hath spared, avarice now consumeth; Mizraim cures wounds, and Pharaoh is

sold for balsams.” *

What then is to ensure this pile which now towers above me from sharing

the fate of mightier mausoleums? The time must come when its gilded

vaults which now spring so loftily, shall lie in rubbish beneath the

feet; when instead of the sound of melody and praise the wind shall

whistle through the broken arches and the owl hoot from the shattered

tower; when the garish sunbeam shall break into these gloomy mansions of

death, and the ivy twine round the fallen column; and the fox-glove hang

its blossoms about the nameless urn, as if in mockery of the dead.

Thus man passes away; his name passes from record and recollection; his

history is as a tale that is told, and his very monument becomes a ruin.

* Sir T. Browne.

CHRISTMAS.

But is old, old, good old Christmas gone? Nothing but the hair of his

good, gray old head and beard left? Well, I will have that, seeing I

cannot have more of him. HUE AND CRY AFTER CHRISTMAS.

A man might then behold

At Christmas, in each hall

Good fires to curb the cold,

And meat for great and small.

The neighbors were friendly bidden,

And all had welcome true,

The poor from the gates were not chidden

When this old cap was new.

OLD SONG.

NOTHING in England exercises a more delightful spell over my imagination

than the lingerings of the holiday customs and rural games of former

times. They recall the pictures my fancy used to draw in the May morning

of life, when as yet I only knew the world through books, and believed

it to be all that poets had painted it; and they bring with them the

flavor of those honest days of yore, in which, perhaps with equal

fallacy, I am apt to think the world was more homebred, social, and

joyous than at present. I regret to say that they are daily growing

more and more faint, being gradually worn away by time, but still more

obliterated by modern fashion. They resemble those picturesque morsels

of Gothic architecture which we see crumbling in various parts of the

country, partly dilapidated by the waste of ages and partly lost in the

additions and alterations of latter days. Poetry, however, clings with

cherishing fondness about the rural game and holiday revel from which

it has derived so many of its themes, as the ivy winds its rich foliage

about the Gothic arch and mouldering tower, gratefully repaying their

support by clasping together their tottering remains, and, as it were,

embalming them in verdure.

Of all the old festivals, however, that of Christmas awakens the

strongest and most heartfelt associations. There is a tone of solemn and

sacred feeling that blends with our conviviality and lifts the spirit to

a state of hallowed and elevated enjoyment. The services of the Church

about this season are extremely tender and inspiring. They dwell on the

beautiful story of the origin of our faith and the pastoral scenes that

accompanied its announcement. They gradually increase in fervor and

pathos during the season of Advent, until they break forth in full

jubilee on the morning that brought peace and good-will to men. I do not

know a grander effect of music on the moral feelings than to hear the

full choir and the pealing organ performing a Christmas anthem in a

cathedral, and filling every part of the vast pile with triumphant

harmony.

It is a beautiful arrangement, also, derived from days of yore, that

this festival, which commemorates the announcement of the religion

of peace and love, has been made the season for gathering together of

family connections, and drawing closer again those bands of kindred

hearts which the cares and pleasures and sorrows of the world are

continually operating to cast loose; of calling back the children of a

family who have launched forth in life and wandered widely asunder, once

more to assemble about the paternal hearth, that rallying-place of the

affections, there to grow young and loving again among the endearing

mementos of childhood.

There is something in the very season of the year that gives a charm to

the festivity of Christmas. At other times we derive a great portion of

our pleasures from the mere beauties of Nature. Our feelings sally forth

and dissipate themselves over the sunny landscape, and we “live abroad

and everywhere.” The song of the bird, the murmur of the stream, the

breathing fragrance of spring, the soft voluptuousness of summer, the

golden pomp of autumn, earth with its mantle of refreshing green, and

heaven with it deep delicious blue and its cloudy magnificence,--all

fill us with mute but exquisite delight, and we revel in the luxury of

mere sensation. But in the depth of winter, when Nature lies despoiled

of every charm and wrapped in her shroud of sheeted snow, we turn for

our gratifications to moral sources. The dreariness and desolation of

the landscape, the short gloomy days and darksome nights, while they

circumscribe our wanderings, shut in our feelings also from rambling

abroad, and make us more keenly disposed for the pleasure of the social

circle. Our thoughts are more concentrated; our friendly sympathies more

aroused. We feel more sensibly the charm of each other’s society,

and are brought more closely together by dependence on each other for

enjoyment. Heart calleth unto heart, and we draw our pleasures from the

deep wells of loving-kindness which lie in the quiet recesses of our

bosoms, and which, when resorted to, furnish forth the pure element of

domestic felicity.

The pitchy gloom without makes the heart dilate on entering the room

filled with the glow and warmth of the evening fire. The ruddy blaze

diffuses an artificial summer and sunshine through the room, and lights

up each countenance in a kindlier welcome. Where does the honest face of

hospitality expand into a broader and more cordial smile, where is the

shy glance of love more sweetly eloquent, than by the winter fireside?

and as the hollow blast of wintry wind rushes through the hall, claps

the distant door, whistles about the casement, and rumbles down the

chimney, what can be more grateful than that feeling of sober and

sheltered security with which we look round upon the comfortable chamber

and the scene of domestic hilarity?

The English, from the great prevalence of rural habit throughout

every class of society, have always been found of those festivals and

holidays, which agreeably interrupt the stillness of country life, and

they were, in former days, particularly observant of the religious and

social rites of Christmas. It is inspiring to read even the dry details

which some antiquaries have given of the quaint humors, the burlesque

pageants, the complete abandonment to mirth and good-fellowship with

which this festival was celebrated. It seemed to throw open every door

and unlock every heart. It brought the peasant and the peer together,

and blended all ranks in one warm, generous flow of joy and kindness.

The old halls of castles and manor-houses resounded with the harp and

the Christmas carol, and their ample boards groaned under the weight of

hospitality. Even the poorest cottage welcomed the festive season with

green decorations of bay and holly--the cheerful fire glanced its rays

through the lattice, inviting the passengers to raise the latch and join

the gossip knot huddled round the hearth beguiling the long evening with

legendary jokes and oft-told Christmas tales.

One of the least pleasing effects of modern refinement is the havoc it

has made among the hearty old holiday customs. It has completely taken

off the sharp touchings and spirited reliefs of these embellishments

of life, and has worn down society into a more smooth and polished,

but certainly a less characteristic, surface. Many of the games and

ceremonials of Christmas have entirely disappeared, and, like the

sherris sack of old Falstaff, are become matters of speculation and

dispute among commentators. They flourished in times full of spirit

and lustihood, when men enjoyed life roughly, but heartily and

vigorously--times wild and picturesque, which have furnished poetry with

its richest materials and the drama with its most attractive variety of

characters and manners. The world has become more worldly. There is

more of dissipation, and less of enjoyment. Pleasure has expanded into a

broader, but a shallower stream, and has forsaken many of those deep

and quiet channels where it flowed sweetly through the calm bosom of

domestic life. Society has acquired a more enlightened and elegant tone,

but it has lost many of its strong local peculiarities, its homebred

feelings, its honest fireside delights. The traditionary customs

of golden-hearted antiquity, its feudal hospitalities, and lordly

wassailings, have passed away with the baronial castles and stately

manor-houses in which they were celebrated. They comported with the

shadowy hall, the great oaken gallery, and the tapestried parlor, but

are unfitted to the light showy saloons and gay drawing-rooms of the

modern villa.

Shorn, however, as it is, of its ancient and festive honors, Christmas

is still a period of delightful excitement in England. It is gratifying

to see that home-feeling completely aroused which holds so powerful a

place in every English bosom. The preparations making on every side

for the social board that is again to unite friends and kindred; the

presents of good cheer passing and repassing, those tokens of regard and

quickeners of kind feelings; the evergreens distributed about houses

and churches, emblems of peace and gladness,--all these have the most

pleasing effect in producing fond associations and kindling benevolent

sympathies. Even the sound of the Waits, rude as may be their

minstrelsy, breaks upon the mid-watches of a winter night with the

effect of perfect harmony. As I have been awakened by them in that still

and solemn hour “when deep sleep falleth upon man,” I have listened

with a hushed delight, and, connecting them with the sacred and

joyous occasion, have almost fancied them into another celestial choir

announcing peace and good-will to mankind.

How delightfully the imagination, when wrought upon by these moral

influences, turns everything to melody and beauty! The very crowing

of the cock, heard sometimes in the profound repose of the country,

“telling the night-watches to his feathery dames,” was thought by the

common people to announce the approach of this sacred festival.

“Some say that ever ‘gainst that season comes

Wherein our Saviour’s birth is celebrated,

This bird of dawning singeth all night long;

And then, they say, no spirit dares stir abroad,

The nights are wholesome--then no planets strike,

No fairy takes, no witch hath power to charm,

So hallow’d and so gracious is the time.”

Amidst the general call to happiness, the bustle of the spirits, and

stir of the affections which prevail at this period what bosom can

remain insensible? It is, indeed, the season of regenerated feeling--the

season for kindling not merely the fire of hospitality in the hall, but

the genial flame of charity in the heart.

The scene of early love again rises green to memory beyond the sterile

waste of years; and the idea of home, fraught with the fragrance of

home-dwelling joys, reanimates the drooping spirit, as the Arabian

breeze will sometimes waft the freshness of the distant fields to the

weary pilgrim of the desert.

Stranger and sojourner as I am in the land, though for me no social

hearth may blaze, no hospitable roof throw open its doors, nor the

warm grasp of friendship welcome me at the threshold, yet I feel the

influence of the season beaming into my soul from the happy looks of

those around me. Surely happiness is reflective, like the light of

heaven, and every countenance, bright with smiles and glowing with

innocent enjoyment, is a mirror transmitting to others the rays of a

supreme and ever-shining benevolence. He who can turn churlishly away

from contemplating the felicity of his fellow-beings, and can sit down

darkling and repining in his loneliness when all around is joyful, may

have his moments of strong excitement and selfish gratification, but he

wants the genial and social sympathies which constitute the charm of a

merry Christmas.

THE STAGE-COACH.

Omne bene

Sine poena

Tempua est ludendi.

Venit hora

Absque mora

Libros deponendi.

OLD HOLIDAY SCHOOL-SONG.

IN the preceding paper I have made some general observations on the

Christmas festivities of England, and am tempted to illustrate them by

some anecdotes of a Christmas passed in the country; in perusing which

I would most courteously invite my reader to lay aside the austerity of

wisdom, and to put on that genuine holiday spirit which is tolerant of

folly and anxious only for amusement.

In the course of a December tour in Yorkshire, I rode for a long

distance in one of the public coaches on the day preceding Christmas.

The coach was crowded, both inside and out, with passengers who, by

their talk, seemed principally bound to the mansions of relations or

friends to eat the Christmas dinner. It was loaded also with hampers of

game and baskets and boxes of delicacies, and hares hung dangling their

long ears about the coachman’s box, presents from distant friends for

the impending feast. I had three fine rosy-cheeked school boys for my

fellow-passengers inside, full of the buxom health and manly spirit

which I have observed in the children of this country. They were

returning home for the holidays in high glee, and promising themselves a

world of enjoyment. It was delightful to hear the gigantic plans of the

little rogues, and the impracticable feats they were to perform during

their six weeks’ emancipation from the abhorred thraldom of book, birch,

and pedagogue. They were full of anticipations of the meeting with the

family and household, down to the very cat and dog, and of the joy

they were to give their little sisters by the presents with which their

pockets were crammed; but the meeting to which they seemed to look

forward with the greatest impatience was with Bantam, which I found to

be a pony, and, according to their talk, possessed of more virtues than

any steed since the days of Bucephalus. How he could trot! how he could

run! and then such leaps as he would take!--there was not a hedge in the

whole country that he could not clear.

They were under the particular guardianship of the coachman, to whom,

whenever an opportunity presented, they addressed a host of questions,

and pronounced him one of the best fellows in the world. Indeed, I could

not but notice the more than ordinary air of bustle and importance of

the coachman, who wore his hat a little on one side and had a large

bunch of Christmas greens stuck in the buttonhole of his coat. He

is always a personage full of mighty care and business, but he is

particularly so during this season, having so many commissions to

execute in consequence of the great interchange of presents. And here,

perhaps, it may not be unacceptable to my untravelled readers to have a

sketch that may serve as a general representation of this very numerous

and important class of functionaries, who have a dress, a manner, a

language, an air peculiar to themselves and prevalent throughout the

fraternity; so that wherever an English stage-coachman may be seen he

cannot be mistaken for one of any other craft or mystery.

He has commonly a broad, full face, curiously mottled with red, as if

the blood had been forced by hard feeding into every vessel of the

skin; he is swelled into jolly dimensions by frequent potations of malt

liquors, and his bulk is still further increased by a multiplicity of

coats, in which he is buried like a cauliflower, the upper one reaching

to his heels. He wears a broad-brimmed, low-crowned hat; a huge roll of

colored handkerchief about his neck, knowingly knotted and tucked in

at the bosom; and has in summer-time a large bouquet of flowers in his

buttonhole, the present, most probably, of some enamored country

lass. His waistcoat is commonly of some bright color, striped, and his

small-clothes extend far below the knees, to meet a pair of jockey boots

which reach about halfway up his legs.

All this costume is maintained with much precision; he has a pride in

having his clothes of excellent materials, and, notwithstanding the

seeming grossness of his appearance, there is still discernible

that neatness and propriety of person which is almost inherent in an

Englishman. He enjoys great consequence and consideration along the

road; has frequent conferences with the village housewives, who look

upon him as a man of great trust and dependence; and he seems to have

a good understanding with every bright-eyed country lass. The moment

he arrives where the horses are to be changed, he throws down the reins

with something of an air and abandons the cattle to the care of the

ostler, his duty being merely to drive from one stage to another. When

off the box his hands are thrust into the pockets of his great coat, and

he rolls about the inn-yard with an air of the most absolute lordliness.

Here he is generally surrounded by an admiring throng of ostlers,

stableboys, shoeblacks, and those nameless hangers-on that infest

inns and taverns, and run errands and do all kind of odd jobs for the

privilege of battening on the drippings of the kitchen and the leakage

of the tap-room. These all look up to him as to an oracle, treasure up

his cant phrases, echo his opinions about horses and other topics of

jockey lore, and, above all, endeavor to imitate his air and carriage.

Every ragamuffin that has a coat to his back thrusts his hands in the

pockets, rolls in his gait, talks slang, and is an embryo Coachey.

Perhaps it might be owing to the pleasing serenity that reigned in

my own mind that I fancied I saw cheerfulness in every countenance

throughout the journey. A stage-coach, however, carries animation always

with it, and puts the world in motion as it whirls along. The horn,

sounded at the entrance of the village, produces a general bustle. Some

hasten forth to meet friends; some with bundles and bandboxes to secure

places, and in the hurry of the moment can hardly take leave of the

group that accompanies them. In the meantime the coachman has a world of

small commissions to execute. Sometimes he delivers a hare or pheasant;

sometimes jerks a small parcel or newspaper to the door of a public

house; and sometimes, with knowing leer and words of sly import,

hands to some half-blushing, half-laughing house-maid an odd-shaped

billet-doux from some rustic admirer. As the coach rattles through the

village every one runs to the window, and you have glances on every side

of fresh country faces and blooming giggling girls. At the corners are

assembled juntos of village idlers and wise men, who take their stations

there for the important purpose of seeing company pass; but the sagest

knot is generally at the blacksmith’s, to whom the passing of the coach

is an event fruitful of much speculation. The smith, with the horse’s

heel in his lap, pauses as the vehicle whirls by; the cyclops round the

anvil suspend their ringing hammers and suffer the iron to grow cool;

and the sooty spectre in brown paper cap laboring at the bellows leans

on the handle for a moment, and permits the asthmatic engine to heave a

long-drawn sigh, while he glares through the murky smoke and sulphurous

gleams of the smithy.

Perhaps the impending holiday might have given a more than usual

animation to the country, for it seemed to me as if everybody was in

good looks and good spirits. Game, poultry, and other luxuries of

the table were in brisk circulation in the villages; the grocers’,

butchers’, and fruiterers’ shops were thronged with customers. The

housewives were stirring briskly about, putting their dwellings in

order, and the glossy branches of holly with their bright-red berries

began to appear at the windows. The scene brought to mind an old

writer’s account of Christmas preparation: “Now capons and hens, besides

turkeys, geese, and ducks, with beef and mutton, must all die, for in

twelve days a multitude of people will not be fed with a little. Now

plums and spice, sugar and honey, square it among pies and broth. Now

or never must music be in tune, for the youth must dance and sing to

get them a heat, while the aged sit by the fire. The country maid leaves

half her market, and must be sent again if she forgets a pack of cards

on Christmas Eve. Great is the contention of holly and ivy whether

master or dame wears the breeches. Dice and cards benefit the butler;

and if the cook do not lack wit, he will sweetly lick his fingers.”

I was roused from this fit of luxurious meditation by a shout from

my little travelling companions. They had been looking out of the

coach-windows for the last few miles, recognizing every tree and cottage

as they approached home, and now there was a general burst of joy.

“There’s John! and there’s old Carlo! and there’s Bantam!” cried the

happy little rogues, clapping their hands.

At the end of a lane there was an old sober-looking servant in livery

waiting for them; he was accompanied by a superannuated pointer and by

the redoubtable Bantam, a little old rat of a pony with a shaggy mane

and long rusty tail, who stood dozing quietly by the roadside, little

dreaming of the bustling times that awaited him.

I was pleased to see the fondness with which the little fellows leaped

about the steady old footman and hugged the pointer, who wriggled his

whole body for joy. But Bantam was the great object of interest; all

wanted to mount at once, and it was with some difficulty that John

arranged that they should ride by turns and the eldest should ride

first.

Off they set at last, one on the pony, with the dog bounding and barking

before him, and the others holding John’s hands, both talking at

once and overpowering him with questions about home and with school

anecdotes. I looked after them with a feeling in which I do not know

whether pleasure or melancholy predominated; for I was reminded of those

days when, like them, I had known neither care nor sorrow and a holiday

was the summit of earthly felicity. We stopped a few moments afterwards

to water the horses, and on resuming our route a turn of the road

brought us in sight of a neat country-seat. I could just distinguish the

forms of a lady and two young girls in the portico, and I saw my

little comrades, with Bantam, Carlo, and old John, trooping along the

carriage-road. I leaned out of the coach-window, in hopes of witnessing

the happy meeting, but a grove of trees shut it from my sight.

In the evening we reached a village where I had determined to pass the

night. As we drove into the great gateway of the inn, I saw on one side

the light of a rousing kitchen-fire beaming through a window. I entered,

and admired, for the hundredth time, that picture of convenience,

neatness, and broad honest enjoyment, the kitchen of an English inn.

It was of spacious dimensions, hung round with copper and tin vessels

highly polished, and decorated here and there with a Christmas green.

Hams, tongues, and flitches of bacon were suspended from the ceiling; a

smoke-jack made its ceaseless clanking beside the fireplace, and a clock

ticked in one corner. A well-scoured deal table extended along one side

of the kitchen, with a cold round of beef and other hearty viands

upon it, over which two foaming tankards of ale seemed mounting guard.

Travellers of inferior order were preparing to attack this stout repast,

while others sat smoking and gossiping over their ale on two high-backed

oaken settles beside the fire. Trim housemaids were hurrying backwards

and forwards under the directions of a fresh bustling landlady, but

still seizing an occasional moment to exchange a flippant word and have

a rallying laugh with the group round the fire. The scene completely

realized Poor Robin’s humble idea of the comforts of midwinter:

Now trees their leafy hats do bare

To reverence Winter’s silver hair;

A handsome hostess, merry host,

A pot of ale now and a toast,

Tobacco and a good coal fire,

Are things this season doth require.*

* Poor Robin’s Almanack, 1684.

I had not been long at the inn when a post-chaise drove up to the door.

A young gentleman stept out, and by the light of the lamps I caught a

glimpse of a countenance which I thought I knew. I moved forward to

get a nearer view, when his eye caught mine. I was not mistaken; it was

Frank Bracebridge, a sprightly, good-humored young fellow with whom I

had once travelled on the Continent. Our meeting was extremely cordial,

for the countenance of an old fellow-traveller always brings up

the recollection of a thousand pleasant scenes, odd adventures, and

excellent jokes. To discuss all these in a transient interview at an

inn was impossible; and, finding that I was not pressed for time and was

merely making a tour of observation, he insisted that I should give him

a day or two at his father’s country-seat, to which he was going to pass

the holidays and which lay at a few miles’ distance. “It is better

than eating a solitary Christmas dinner at an inn,” said he, “and I can

assure you of a hearty welcome in something of the old-fashioned style.”

His reasoning was cogent, and I must confess the preparation I had seen

for universal festivity and social enjoyment had made me feel a little

impatient of my loneliness. I closed, therefore, at once with his

invitation; the chaise drove up to the door, and in a few moments I was

on my way to the family mansion of the Bracebridges.

CHRISTMAS EVE.

Saint Francis and Saint Benedight

Blesse this house from wicked wight;

From the night-mare and the goblin,

That is hight good fellow Robin;

Keep it from all evil spirits,

Fairies, weezels, rats, and ferrets:

From curfew time

To the next prime.

CARTWRIGHT.

IT was a brilliant moonlight night, but extremely cold; our chaise

whirled rapidly over the frozen ground; the postboy smacked his whip

incessantly, and a part of the time his horses were on a gallop. “He

knows where he is going,” said my companion, laughing, “and is eager to

arrive in time for some of the merriment and good cheer of the servants’

hall. My father, you must know, is a bigoted devotee of the old school,

and prides himself upon keeping up something of old English hospitality.

He is a tolerable specimen of what you will rarely meet with nowadays

in its purity, the old English country gentleman; for our men of fortune

spend so much of their time in town, and fashion is carried so much into

the country, that the strong rich peculiarities of ancient rural life

are almost polished away. My father, however, from early years, took

honest Peacham* for his textbook, instead of Chesterfield; he determined

in his own mind that there was no condition more truly honorable and

enviable than that of a country gentleman on his paternal lands, and

therefore passes the whole of his time on his estate. He is a strenuous

advocate for the revival of the old rural games and holiday observances,

and is deeply read in the writers, ancient and modern, who have treated

on the subject. Indeed, his favorite range of reading is among the

authors who flourished at least two centuries since, who, he insists,

wrote and thought more like true Englishmen than any of their

successors. He even regrets sometimes that he had not been born a few

centuries earlier, when England was itself and had its peculiar manners

and customs. As he lives at some distance from the main road, in rather

a lonely part of the country, without any rival gentry near him, he has

that most enviable of all blessings to an Englishman--an opportunity

of indulging the bent of his own humor without molestation. Being

representative of the oldest family in the neighborhood, and a great

part of the peasantry being his tenants, he is much looked up to, and

in general is known simply by the appellation of ‘The Squire’--a title

which has been accorded to the head of the family since time immemorial.

I think it best to give you these hints about my worthy old father, to

prepare you for any eccentricities that might otherwise appear absurd.”

* Peacham’s Complete Gentleman, 1622.

We had passed for some time along the wall of a park, and at length the

chaise stopped at the gate. It was in a heavy, magnificent old style,

of iron bars fancifully wrought at top into flourishes and flowers.

The huge square columns that supported the gate were surmounted by the

family crest. Close adjoining was the porter’s lodge, sheltered under

dark fir trees and almost buried in shrubbery.

The postboy rang a large porter’s bell, which resounded though the still

frosty air, and was answered by the distant barking of dogs, with which

the mansion-house seemed garrisoned. An old woman immediately appeared

at the gate. As the moonlight fell strongly upon her, I had a full view

of a little primitive dame, dressed very much in the antique taste, with

a neat kerchief and stomacher, and her silver hair peeping from under a

cap of snowy whiteness. She came curtseying forth, with many expressions

of simple joy at seeing her young master. Her husband, it seemed, was up

at the house keeping Christmas Eve in the servants’ hall; they could

not do without him, as he was the best hand at a song and story in the

household.

My friend proposed that we should alight and walk through the park to

the hall, which was at no great distance, while the chaise should follow

on. Our road wound through a noble avenue of trees, among the naked

branches of which the moon glittered as she rolled through the deep

vault of a cloudless sky. The lawn beyond was sheeted with a slight

covering of snow, which here and there sparkled as the moonbeams caught

a frosty crystal, and at a distance might be seen a thin transparent

vapor stealing up from the low grounds and threatening gradually to

shroud the landscape.

My companion looked around him with transport. “How often,” said he,

“have I scampered up this avenue on returning home on school vacations!

How often have I played under these trees when a boy! I feel a degree of

filial reverence for them, as we look up to those who have cherished us

in childhood. My father was always scrupulous in exacting our holidays

and having us around him on family festivals. He used to direct and

superintend our games with the strictness that some parents do the

studies of their children. He was very particular that we should play

the old English games according to their original form, and consulted

old books for precedent and authority for every ‘merrie disport;’ yet I

assure you there never was pedantry so delightful. It was the policy

of the good old gentleman to make his children feel that home was the

happiest place in the world; and I value this delicious home-feeling as

one of the choicest gifts a parent could bestow.”

We were interrupted by the clamor of a troop of dogs of all sorts and

sizes, “mongrel, puppy, whelp, and hound, and curs of lower degree,”

that disturbed by the ring of the porter’s bell and the rattling of the

chaise, came bounding, open-mouthed, across the lawn.

“‘----The little dogs and all, Tray, Blanch,

and Sweetheart, see, they bark at me!’”

cried Bracebridge, laughing. At the sound of his voice the bark was

changed into a yelp of delight, and in a moment he was surrounded and

almost overpowered by the caresses of the faithful animals.

We had now come in full view of the old family mansion, partly thrown in

deep shadow and partly lit up by the cold moonshine. It was an irregular

building of some magnitude, and seemed to be of the architecture of

different periods. One wing was evidently very ancient, with heavy

stone-shafted bow windows jutting out and overrun with ivy, from among

the foliage of which the small diamond-shaped panes of glass glittered

with the moonbeams. The rest of the house was in the French taste of

Charles the Second’s time, having been repaired and altered, as my

friend told me, by one of his ancestors who returned with that monarch

at the Restoration. The grounds about the house were laid out in the

old formal manner of artificial flower-beds, clipped shrubberies, raised

terraces, and heavy stone balustrades, ornamented with urns, a leaden

statue or two, and a jet of water. The old gentleman, I was told, was

extremely careful to preserve this obsolete finery in all its

original state. He admired this fashion in gardening; it had an air

of magnificence, was courtly and noble, and befitting good old family

style. The boasted imitation of Nature in modern gardening had sprung

up with modern republican notions, but did not suit a monarchical

government; it smacked of the leveling system. I could not help smiling

at this introduction of politics into gardening, though I expressed some

apprehension that I should find the old gentleman rather intolerant

in his creed. Frank assured me, however, that it was almost the only

instance in which he had ever heard his father meddle with politics; and

he believed that he had got this notion from a member of Parliament who

once passed a few weeks with him. The squire was glad of any argument

to defend his clipped yew trees and formal terraces, which had been

occasionally attacked by modern landscape gardeners.

As we approached the house we heard the sound of music, and now and

then a burst of laughter from one end of the building. This, Bracebridge

said, must proceed from the servants’ hall, where a great deal of

revelry was permitted, and even encouraged, by the squire throughout the

twelve days of Christmas, provided everything was done conformably to

ancient usage. Here were kept up the old games of hoodman blind, shoe

the wild mare, hot cockles, steal the white loaf, bob apple, and snap

dragon; the Yule-clog and Christmas candle were regularly burnt, and the

mistletoe with its white berries hung up, to the imminent peril of all

the pretty housemaids.*

* The mistletoe is still hung up in farm-houses and kitchens

at Christmas, and the young men have the privilege of

kissing the girls under it, plucking each time a berry from

the bush. When the berries are all plucked the privilege

ceases.

So intent were the servants upon their sports that we had to ring

repeatedly before we could make ourselves heard. On our arrival being

announced the squire came out to receive us, accompanied by his two

other sons--one a young officer in the army, home on a leave of absence;

the other an Oxonian, just from the university. The squire was a fine

healthy-looking old gentleman, with silver hair curling lightly round an

open florid countenance, in which the physiognomist, with the advantage,

like myself, of a previous hint or two, might discover a singular

mixture of whim and benevolence.

The family meeting was warm and affectionate; as the evening was far

advanced, the squire would not permit us to change our travelling

dresses, but ushered us at once to the company, which was assembled in

a large old-fashioned hall. It was composed of different branches of a

numerous family connection, where there were the usual proportion of old

uncles and aunts, comfortable married dames, superannuated spinsters,

blooming country cousins, half-fledged striplings, and bright-eyed

boarding-school hoydens. They were variously occupied--some at a round

game of cards; others conversing around the fireplace; at one end of the

hall was a group of the young folks, some nearly grown up, others of

a more tender and budding age, fully engrossed by a merry game; and a

profusion of wooden horses, penny trumpets, and tattered dolls about

the floor showed traces of a troop of little fairy beings who, having

frolicked through a happy day, had been carried off to slumber through a

peaceful night.

While the mutual greetings were going on between young Bracebridge and

his relatives I had time to scan the apartment. I have called it a hall,

for so it had certainly been in old times, and the squire had evidently

endeavored to restore it to something of its primitive state. Over

the heavy projecting fireplace was suspended a picture of a warrior

in armor, standing by a white horse, and on the opposite wall hung a

helmet, buckler, and lance. At one end an enormous pair of antlers were

inserted in the wall, the branches serving as hooks on which to suspend

hats, whips, and spurs, and in the corners of the apartment were

fowling-pieces, fishing-rods, and other sporting implements. The

furniture was of the cumbrous workmanship of former days, though some

articles of modern convenience had been added and the oaken floor had

been carpeted, so that the whole presented an odd mixture of parlor and

hall.

The grate had been removed from the wide overwhelming fireplace to

make way for a fire of wood, in the midst of which was an enormous log

glowing and blazing, and sending forth a vast volume of light and heat:

this, I understood, was the Yule-clog, which the squire was particular

in having brought in and illumined on a Christmas Eve, according to

ancient custom.*

* The Yule-clog is a great log of wood, sometimes the root

of a tree, brought into the house with great ceremony on

Christmas Eve, laid in the fireplace, and lighted with the

brand of last year’s clog. While it lasted there was great

drinking, singing, and telling of tales. Sometimes it was

accompanied by Christmas candles; but in the cottages the

only light was from the ruddy blaze of the great wood fire.

The Yule-clog was to burn all night; if it went out, it was

considered a sign of ill luck.

Herrick mentions it in one of his songs:

Come, bring with a noise,

My metric, merrie boys,

The Christmas Log to the firing;

While my good dame, she

Bids ye all be free,

And drink to your hearts’ desiring.

The Yule-clog is still burnt in many farm-houses and kitchens in

England, particularly in the north, and there are several superstitions

connected with it among the peasantry. If a squinting person come to the

house while it is burning, or a person barefooted, it is considered an

ill omen. The brand remaining from the Yule-clog is carefully put away

to light the next year’s Christmas fire.

It was really delightful to see the old squire seated in his hereditary

elbow-chair by the hospitable fireside of his ancestors, and looking

around him like the sun of a system, beaming warmth and gladness to

every heart. Even the very dog that lay stretched at his feet, as he

lazily shifted his position and yawned would look fondly up in his

master’s face, wag his tail against the floor, and stretch himself again

to sleep, confident of kindness and protection. There is an emanation

from the heart in genuine hospitality which cannot be described, but is

immediately felt and puts the stranger at once at his ease. I had not

been seated many minutes by the comfortable hearth of the worthy old

cavalier before I found myself as much at home as if I had been one of

the family.

Supper was announced shortly after our arrival. It was served up in a

spacious oaken chamber, the panels of which shone with wax, and around

which were several family portraits decorated with holly and ivy.

Besides the accustomed lights, two great wax tapers, called Christmas

candles, wreathed with greens, were placed on a highly polished beaufet

among the family plate. The table was abundantly spread with substantial

fare; but the squire made his supper of frumenty, a dish made of wheat

cakes boiled in milk with rich spices, being a standing dish in old

times for Christmas Eve. I was happy to find my old friend, minced pie,

in the retinue of the feast and, finding him to be perfectly orthodox,

and that I need not be ashamed of my predilection, I greeted him with

all the warmth wherewith we usually greet an old and very genteel

acquaintance.

The mirth of the company was greatly promoted by the humors of an

eccentric personage whom Mr. Bracebridge always addressed with the

quaint appellation of Master Simon. He was a tight brisk little man,

with the air of an arrant old bachelor. His nose was shaped like the

bill of a parrot; his face slightly pitted with the small-pox, with a

dry perpetual bloom on it, like a frostbitten leaf in autumn. He had an

eye of great quickness and vivacity, with a drollery and lurking waggery

of expression that was irresistible. He was evidently the wit of the

family, dealing very much in sly jokes and innuendoes with the ladies,

and making infinite merriment by harping upon old themes, which,

unfortunately, my ignorance of the family chronicles did not permit

me to enjoy. It seemed to be his great delight during supper to keep

a young girl next to him in a continual agony of stifled laughter, in

spite of her awe of the reproving looks of her mother, who sat opposite.

Indeed, he was the idol of the younger part of the company, who laughed

at everything he said or did and at every turn of his countenance.

I could not wonder at it; for he must have been a miracle of

accomplishments in their eyes. He could imitate Punch and Judy; make

an old woman of his hand, with the assistance of a burnt cork and

pocket-handkerchief; and cut an orange into such a ludicrous caricature

that the young folks were ready to die with laughing.

I was let briefly into his history by Frank Bracebridge. He was an old

bachelor, of a small independent income, which by careful management was

sufficient for all his wants. He revolved through the family system

like a vagrant comet in its orbit, sometimes visiting one branch, and

sometimes another quite remote, as is often the case with gentlemen of

extensive connections and small fortunes in England. He had a chirping,

buoyant disposition, always enjoying the present moment; and his

frequent change of scene and company prevented his acquiring those

rusty, unaccommodating habits with which old bachelors are so

uncharitably charged. He was a complete family chronicle, being versed

in the genealogy, history, and intermarriages of the whole house of

Bracebridge, which made him a great favorite with the old folks; he was

a beau of all the elder ladies and superannuated spinsters, among whom

he was habitually considered rather a young fellow; and he was master

of the revels among the children, so that there was not a more popular

being in the sphere in which he moved than Mr. Simon Bracebridge. Of

late years he had resided almost entirely with the squire, to whom he

had become a factotum, and whom he particularly delighted by jumping

with his humor in respect to old times and by having a scrap of an

old song to suit every occasion. We had presently a specimen of his

last-mentioned talent, for no sooner was supper removed and spiced wines

and other beverages peculiar to the season introduced, than Master Simon

was called on for a good old Christmas song. He bethought himself for a

moment, and then, with a sparkle of the eye and a voice that was by no

means bad, excepting that it ran occasionally into a falsetto like the

notes of a split reed, he quavered forth a quaint old ditty:

Now Christmas is come,

Let us beat up the drum,

And call all our neighbors together;

And when they appear,

Let us make them such cheer,

As will keep out the wind and the weather, &c.

The supper had disposed every one to gayety, and an old harper was

summoned from the servants’ hall, where he had been strumming all the

evening, and to all appearance comforting himself with some of the

squire’s home-brewed. He was a kind of hanger-on, I was told, of the

establishment, and, though ostensibly a resident of the village, was

oftener to be found in the squire’s kitchen than his own home, the old

gentleman being fond of the sound of “harp in hall.”

The dance, like most dances after supper, was a merry one: some of the

older folks joined in it, and the squire himself figured down several

couple with a partner with whom he affirmed he had danced at every

Christmas for nearly half a century. Master Simon, who seemed to be a

kind of connecting link between the old times and the new, and to

be withal a little antiquated in the taste of his accomplishments,

evidently piqued himself on his dancing, and was endeavoring to gain

credit by the heel and toe, rigadoon, and other graces of the ancient

school; but he had unluckily assorted himself with a little romping girl

from boarding-school, who by her wild vivacity kept him continually on

the stretch and defeated all his sober attempts at elegance: such are

the ill-sorted matches to which antique gentlemen are unfortunately

prone.

The young Oxonian, on the contrary, had led out one of his maiden aunts,

on whom the rogue played a thousand little knaveries with impunity: he

was full of practical jokes, and his delight was to tease his aunts and

cousins, yet, like all madcap youngsters, he was a universal favorite

among the women. The most interesting couple in the dance was the

young officer and a ward of the squire’s, a beautiful blushing girl of

seventeen. From several shy glances which I had noticed in the course of

the evening I suspected there was a little kindness growing up between

them; and indeed the young soldier was just the hero to captivate a

romantic girl. He was tall, slender, and handsome, and, like most

young British officers of late years, had picked up various small

accomplishments on the Continent: he could talk French and Italian, draw

landscapes, sing very tolerably, dance divinely, but, above all, he had

been wounded at Waterloo. What girl of seventeen, well read in poetry

and romance, could resist such a mirror of chivalry and perfection?

The moment the dance was over he caught up a guitar, and, lolling

against the old marble fireplace in an attitude which I am half inclined

to suspect was studied, began the little French air of the Troubadour.

The squire, however, exclaimed against having anything on Christmas Eve

but good old English; upon which the young minstrel, casting up his eye

for a moment as if in an effort of memory, struck into another strain,

and with a charming air of gallantry gave Herrick’s “Night-Piece to

Julia:”

Her eyes the glow-worm lend thee,

The shooting stars attend thee,

And the elves also,

Whose little eyes glow

Like the sparks of fire, befriend thee.

No Will-o’-the-Wisp mislight thee;

Nor snake nor slow-worm bite thee;

But on thy way,

Not making a stay,

Since ghost there is none to affright thee,

Then let not the dark thee cumber;

What though the moon does slumber,

The stars of the night

Will lend thee their light,

Like tapers clear without number.

Then, Julia, let me woo thee,

Thus, thus to come unto me,

And when I shall meet

Thy silvery feet,

My soul I’ll pour into thee.

The song might or might not have been intended in compliment to the

fair Julia, for so I found his partner was called; she, however, was

certainly unconscious of any such application, for she never looked

at the singer, but kept her eyes cast upon the floor. Her face was

suffused, it is true, with a beautiful blush, and there was a gentle

heaving of the bosom, but all that was doubtless caused by the exercise

of the dance; indeed, so great was her indifference that she amused

herself with plucking to pieces a choice bouquet of hot-house flowers,

and by the time the song was concluded the nosegay lay in ruins on the

floor.

The party now broke up for the night with the kind-hearted old custom of

shaking hands. As I passed through the hall on my way to my chamber, the

dying embers of the Yule-clog still sent forth a dusky glow, and had it

not been the season when “no spirit dares stir abroad,” I should have

been half tempted to steal from my room at midnight and peep whether the

fairies might not be at their revels about the hearth.

My chamber was in the old part of the mansion, the ponderous furniture

of which might have been fabricated in the days of the giants. The room

was panelled, with cornices of heavy carved work, in which flowers and

grotesque faces were strangely intermingled, and a row of black-looking

portraits stared mournfully at me from the walls. The bed was of rich

though faded damask, with a lofty tester, and stood in a niche opposite

a bow window. I had scarcely got into bed when a strain of music seemed

to break forth in the air just below the window. I listened, and found

it proceeded from a band which I concluded to be the Waits from some

neighboring village. They went round the house, playing under the

windows. I drew aside the curtains to hear them more distinctly.

The moonbeams fell through the upper part of the casement; partially

lighting up the antiquated apartment. The sounds, as they receded,

became more soft and aerial, and seemed to accord with the quiet and

moonlight. I listened and listened--they became more and more tender and

remote, and, as they gradually died away, my head sunk upon the pillow

and I fell asleep.

CHRISTMAS DAY.

Dark and dull night, flie hence away,

And give the honor to this day

That sees December turn’d to May.

. . . . . . .

Why does the chilling winter’s morne

Smile like a field beset with corn?

Or smell like to a meade new-shorne,

Thus on the sudden?--come and see

The cause why things thus fragrant be.

HERRICK.

WHEN I woke the next morning it seemed as if all the events of the

preceding evening had been a dream, and nothing but the identity of the

ancient chamber convinced me of their reality. While I lay musing on my

pillow I heard the sound of little feet pattering outside of the door,

and a whispering consultation. Presently a choir of small voices chanted

forth an old Christmas carol, the burden of which was--

Rejoice, our Saviour he was born

On Christmas Day in the morning.

I rose softly, slipt on my clothes, opened the door suddenly, and beheld

one of the most beautiful little fairy groups that a painter could

imagine. It consisted of a boy and two girls, the eldest not more than

six, and lovely as seraphs. They were going the rounds of the house and

singing at every chamber door, but my sudden appearance frightened them

into mute bashfulness. They remained for a moment playing on their lips

with their fingers, and now and then stealing a shy glance from under

their eyebrows, until, as if by one impulse, they scampered away, and as

they turned an angle of the gallery I heard them laughing in triumph at

their escape.

Everything conspired to produce kind and happy feelings in this

stronghold of old-fashioned hospitality. The window of my chamber looked

out upon what in summer would have been a beautiful landscape. There was

a sloping lawn, a fine stream winding at the foot of it, and a tract of

park beyond, with noble clumps of trees and herds of deer. At a distance

was a neat hamlet, with the smoke from the cottage chimneys hanging over

it, and a church with its dark spire in strong relief against the clear

cold sky. The house was surrounded with evergreens, according to the

English custom, which would have given almost an appearance of summer;

but the morning was extremely frosty; the light vapor of the preceding

evening had been precipitated by the cold, and covered all the trees and

every blade of grass with its fine crystalizations. The rays of a bright

morning sun had a dazzling effect among the glittering foliage. A robin,

perched upon the top of a mountain-ash that hung its clusters of red

berries just before my window, was basking himself in the sunshine

and piping a few querulous notes, and a peacock was displaying all

the glories of his train and strutting with the pride and gravity of a

Spanish grandee on the terrace walk below.

I had scarcely dressed myself when a servant appeared to invite me to

family prayers. He showed me the way to a small chapel in the old wing

of the house, where I found the principal part of the family already

assembled in a kind of gallery furnished with cushions, hassocks, and

large prayer-books; the servants were seated on benches below. The old

gentleman read prayers from a desk in front of the gallery, and Master

Simon acted as clerk and made the responses; and I must do him the

justice to say that he acquitted himself with great gravity and decorum.

The service was followed by a Christmas carol, which Mr. Bracebridge

himself had constructed from a poem of his favorite author, Herrick, and

it had been adapted to an old church melody by Master Simon. As there

were several good voices among the household, the effect was extremely

pleasing, but I was particularly gratified by the exaltation of heart

and sudden sally of grateful feeling with which the worthy squire

delivered one stanza, his eye glistening and his voice rambling out of

all the bounds of time and tune:

“‘Tis Thou that crown’st my glittering hearth

With guiltless mirth,

And givest me Wassaile bowles to drink

Spiced to the brink;

Lord, ‘tis Thy plenty-dropping hand

That soiles my land:

And giv’st me for my bushell sowne,

Twice ten for one.”

I afterwards understood that early morning service was read on every

Sunday and saint’s day throughout the year, either by Mr. Bracebridge or

by some member of the family. It was once almost universally the case

at the seats of the nobility and gentry of England, and it is much to

be regretted that the custom is falling into neglect; for the dullest

observer must be sensible of the order and serenity prevalent in those

households where the occasional exercise of a beautiful form of worship

in the morning gives, as it were, the keynote to every temper for the

day and attunes every spirit to harmony.

Our breakfast consisted of what the squire denominated true old English

fare. He indulged in some bitter lamentations over modern breakfasts

of tea and toast, which he censured as among the causes of modern

effeminacy and weak nerves and the decline of old English heartiness;

and, though he admitted them to his table to suit the palates of his

guests, yet there was a brave display of cold meats, wine, and ale on

the sideboard.

After breakfast I walked about the grounds with Frank Bracebridge

and Master Simon, or Mr. Simon, as he was called by everybody but the

squire. We were escorted by a number of gentlemanlike dogs, that seemed

loungers about the establishment, from the frisking spaniel to the

steady old stag-hound, the last of which was of a race that had been

in the family time out of mind; they were all obedient to a dog-whistle

which hung to Master Simon’s buttonhole, and in the midst of their

gambols would glance an eye occasionally upon a small switch he carried

in his hand.

The old mansion had a still more venerable look in the yellow sunshine

than by pale moonlight; and I could not but feel the force of the

squire’s idea that the formal terraces, heavily moulded balustrades, and

clipped yew trees carried with them an air of proud aristocracy. There

appeared to be an unusual number of peacocks about the place, and I was

making some remarks upon what I termed a flock of them that were basking

under a sunny wall, when I was gently corrected in my phraseology

by Master Simon, who told me that according to the most ancient and

approved treatise on hunting I must say a muster of peacocks. “In the

same way,” added he, with a slight air of pedantry, “we say a flight

of doves or swallows, a bevy of quails, a herd of deer, of wrens, or

cranes, a skulk of foxes, or a building of rooks.” He went on to inform

me that, according to Sir Anthony Fitzherbert, we ought to ascribe to

this bird “both understanding and glory; for, being praised, he will

presently set up his tail, chiefly against the sun, to the intent you

may the better behold the beauty thereof. But at the fall of the leaf,

when his tail falleth, he will mourn and hide himself in corners till

his tail come again as it was.”

I could not help smiling at this display of small erudition on so

whimsical a subject; but I found that the peacocks were birds of some

consequence at the hall, for Frank Bracebridge informed me that they

were great favorites with his father, who was extremely careful to keep

up the breed; partly because they belonged to chivalry, and were in

great request at the stately banquets of the olden time, and partly

because they had a pomp and magnificence about them highly becoming an

old family mansion. Nothing, he was accustomed to say, had an air of

greater state and dignity than a peacock perched upon an antique stone

balustrade.

Master Simon had now to hurry off, having an appointment at the parish

church with the village choristers, who were to perform some music of

his selection. There was something extremely agreeable in the cheerful

flow of animal spirits of the little man; and I confess I had been

somewhat surprised at his apt quotations from authors who certainly

were not in the range of every-day reading. I mentioned this last

circumstance to Frank Bracebridge, who told me with a smile that Master

Simon’s whole stock of erudition was confined to some half a dozen old

authors, which the squire had put into his hands, and which he read over

and over whenever he had a studious fit, as he sometimes had on a

rainy day or a long winter evening. Sir Anthony Fitzherbert’s Book of

Husbandry, Markham’s Country Contentments, the Tretyse of Hunting, by

Sir Thomas Cockayne, Knight, Isaac Walton’s Angler, and two or three

more such ancient worthies of the pen were his standard authorities;

and, like all men who know but a few books, he looked up to them with a

kind of idolatry and quoted them on all occasions. As to his songs,

they were chiefly picked out of old books in the squire’s library, and

adapted to tunes that were popular among the choice spirits of the last

century. His practical application of scraps of literature, however, had

caused him to be looked upon as a prodigy of book-knowledge by all the

grooms, huntsmen, and small sportsmen of the neighborhood.

While we were talking we heard the distant toll of the village bell,

and I was told that the squire was a little particular in having his

household at church on a Christmas morning, considering it a day of

pouring out of thanks and rejoicing; for, as old Tusser observed,--

“At Christmas be merry, and thankful withal,

And feast thy poor neighbors, the great with the small.”

“If you are disposed to go to church,” said Frank Bracebridge, “I can

promise you a specimen of my cousin Simon’s musical achievements. As the

church is destitute of an organ, he has formed a band from the village

amateurs, and established a musical club for their improvement; he has

also sorted a choir, as he sorted my father’s pack of hounds, according

to the directions of Jervaise Markham in his Country Contentments: for

the bass he has sought out all the ‘deep, solemn mouths,’ and for the

tenor the ‘loud-ringing mouths,’ among the country bumpkins, and for

‘sweet-mouths,’ he has culled-with curious taste among the prettiest

lasses in the neighborhood; though these last, he affirms, are the most

difficult to keep in tune, your pretty female singer being exceedingly

wayward and capricious, and very liable to accident.”

As the morning, though frosty, was remarkably fine and clear, the most

of the family walked to the church, which was a very old building of

gray stone, and stood near a village about half a mile from the park

gate. Adjoining it was a low snug parsonage which seemed coeval with the

church. The front of it was perfectly matted with a yew tree that had

been trained against its walls, through the dense foliage of which

apertures had been formed to admit light into the small antique

lattices. As we passed this sheltered nest the parson issued forth and

preceded us.

I had expected to see a sleek well-conditioned pastor, such as is often

found in a snug living in the vicinity of a rich patron’s table, but I

was disappointed. The parson was a little, meagre, black-looking man,

with a grizzled wig that was too wide and stood off from each ear; so

that his head seemed to have shrunk away within it, like a dried filbert

in its shell. He wore a rusty coat, with great skirts and pockets that

would have held the church Bible and prayer-book: and his small legs

seemed still smaller from being planted in large shoes decorated with

enormous buckles.

I was informed by Frank Bracebridge that the parson had been a chum of

his father’s at Oxford, and had received this living shortly after the

latter had come to his estate. He was a complete black-letter hunter,

and would scarcely read a work printed in the Roman character. The

editions of Caxton and Wynkyn de Worde were his delight, and he was

indefatigable in his researches after such old English writers as have

fallen into oblivion from their worthlessness. In deference, perhaps, to

the notions of Mr. Bracebridge he had made diligent investigations into

the festive rites and holiday customs of former times, and had been as

zealous in the inquiry as if he had been a boon companion; but it was

merely with that plodding spirit with which men of adust temperament

follow up any track of study, merely because it is denominated learning;

indifferent to its intrinsic nature, whether it be the illustration of

the wisdom or of the ribaldry and obscenity of antiquity. He had pored

over these old volumes so intensely that they seemed to have been

reflected into his countenance; which, if the face be indeed an index of

the mind, might be compared to a title-page of black-letter.

On reaching the church-porch we found the parson rebuking the

gray-headed sexton for having used mistletoe among the greens with which

the church was decorated. It was, he observed, an unholy plant, profaned

by having been used by the Druids in their mystic ceremonies; and,

though it might be innocently employed in the festive ornamenting of

halls and kitchens, yet it had been deemed by the Fathers of the Church

as unhallowed and totally unfit for sacred purposes. So tenacious was

he on this point that the poor sexton was obliged to strip down a great

part of the humble trophies of his taste before the parson would consent

to enter upon the service of the day.

The interior of the church was venerable, but simple; on the walls were

several mural monuments of the Bracebridges, and just beside the altar

was a tomb of ancient workmanship, on which lay the effigy of a warrior

in armor with his legs crossed, a sign of his having been a crusader. I

was told it was one of the family who had signalized himself in the Holy

Land, and the same whose picture hung over the fireplace in the hall.

During service Master Simon stood up in the pew and repeated the

responses very audibly, evincing that kind of ceremonious devotion

punctually observed by a gentleman of the old school and a man of old

family connections. I observed too that he turned over the leaves of a

folio prayer-book with something of a flourish; possibly to show off an

enormous seal-ring which enriched one of his fingers and which had the

look of a family relic. But he was evidently most solicitous about

the musical part of the service, keeping his eye fixed intently on the

choir, and beating time with much gesticulation and emphasis.

The orchestra was in a small gallery, and presented a most whimsical

grouping of heads piled one above the other, among which I particularly

noticed that of the village tailor, a pale fellow with a retreating

forehead and chin, who played on the clarinet, and seemed to have blown

his face to a point; and there was another, a short pursy man, stooping

and laboring at a bass-viol, so as to show nothing but the top of a

round bald head, like the egg of an ostrich. There were two or three

pretty faces among the female singers, to which the keen air of a frosty

morning had given a bright rosy tint; but the gentlemen choristers had

evidently been chosen, like old Cremona fiddles, more for tone than

looks; and as several had to sing from the same book, there were

clusterings of odd physiognomies not unlike those groups of cherubs we

sometimes see on country tombstones.

The usual services of the choir were managed tolerably well, the vocal

parts generally lagging a little behind the instrumental, and some

loitering fiddler now and then making up for lost time by travelling

over a passage with prodigious celerity and clearing more bars than the

keenest fox-hunter to be in at the death. But the great trial was an

anthem that had been prepared and arranged by Master Simon, and on which

he had founded great expectation. Unluckily, there was a blunder at the

very outset: the musicians became flurried; Master Simon was in a fever;

everything went on lamely and irregularly until they came to a chorus

beginning, “Now let us sing with one accord,” which seemed to be a

signal for parting company: all became discord and confusion: each

shifted for himself, and got to the end as well--or, rather, as soon--as

he could, excepting one old chorister in a pair of horn spectacles

bestriding and pinching a long sonorous nose, who happened to stand

a little apart, and, being wrapped up in his own melody, kept on a

quavering course, wriggling his head, ogling his book, and winding all

up by a nasal solo of at least three bars’ duration.

The parson gave us a most erudite sermon on the rites and ceremonies

of Christmas, and the propriety of observing it not merely as a day

of thanksgiving but of rejoicing, supporting the correctness of his

opinions by the earliest usages of the Church, and enforcing them by the

authorities of Theophilus of Caesarea, St. Cyprian, St. Chrysostom, St.

Augustine, and a cloud more of saints and fathers, from whom he made

copious quotations. I was a little at a loss to perceive the necessity

of such a mighty array of forces to maintain a point which no one

present seemed inclined to dispute; but I soon found that the good man

had a legion of ideal adversaries to contend with, having in the course

of his researches on the subject of Christmas got completely embroiled

in the sectarian controversies of the Revolution, when the Puritans made

such a fierce assault upon the ceremonies of the Church, and poor old

Christmas was driven out of the land by proclamation of Parliament.*

The worthy parson lived but with times past, and knew but little of the

present.

Shut up among worm-eaten tomes in the retirement of his antiquated

little study, the pages of old times were to him as the gazettes of the

day, while the era of the Revolution was mere modern history. He forgot

that nearly two centuries had elapsed since the fiery persecution of

poor mince-pie throughout the land; when plum porridge was denounced as

“mere popery,” and roast beef as anti-christian, and that Christmas had

been brought in again triumphantly with the merry court of King Charles

at the Restoration. He kindled into warmth with the ardor of his contest

and the host of imaginary foes with whom he had to combat; he had a

stubborn conflict with old Prynne and two or three other forgotten

champions of the Roundheads on the subject of Christmas festivity;

and concluded by urging his hearers, in the most solemn and affecting

manner, to stand to the traditional customs of their fathers and feast

and make merry on this joyful anniversary of the Church.

* From the “Flying Eagle,” a small gazette, published

December 24, 1652: “The House spent much time this day about

the business of the Navy, for settling the affairs at sea,

and before they rose, were presented with a terrible

remonstrance against Christmas day, grounded upon divine

Scriptures, 2 Cor. v. 16; I Cor. xv. 14, 17; and in honor of

the Lord’s Day, grounded upon these Scriptures, John xx. I;

Rev. i. 10; Psalms cxviii. 24; Lev. xxiii. 7, 11; Mark xv.

8; Psalms lxxxiv. 10, in which Christmas is called Anti-

christ’s masse, and those Masse-mongers and Papists who

observe it, etc. In consequence of which parliament spent

some time in consultation about the abolition of Christmas

day, passed orders to that effect, and resolved to sit on

the following day, which was commonly called Christmas day.”

I have seldom known a sermon attended apparently with more immediate

effects, for on leaving the church the congregation seemed one and

all possessed with the gayety of spirit so earnestly enjoined by their

pastor. The elder folks gathered in knots in the churchyard, greeting

and shaking hands, and the children ran about crying Ule! Ule! and

repeating some uncouth rhymes,* which the parson, who had joined us,

informed me had been handed down from days of yore. The villagers doffed

their hats to the squire as he passed, giving him the good wishes of the

season with every appearance of heartfelt sincerity, and were invited by

him to the hall to take something to keep out the cold of the weather;

and I heard blessings uttered by several of the poor, which convinced

me that, in the midst of his enjoyments, the worthy old cavalier had not

forgotten the true Christmas virtue of charity.

* “Ule! Ule!

Three puddings in a pule;

Crack nuts and cry ule!”

On our way homeward his heart seemed overflowed with generous and happy

feelings. As we passed over a rising ground which commanded something

of a prospect, the sounds of rustic merriment now and then reached our

ears: the squire paused for a few moments and looked around with an

air of inexpressible benignity. The beauty of the day was of itself

sufficient to inspire philanthropy. Notwithstanding the frostiness of

the morning the sun in his cloudless journey had acquired sufficient

power to melt away the thin covering of snow from every southern

declivity, and to bring out the living green which adorns an English

landscape even in mid-winter. Large tracts of smiling verdure contrasted

with the dazzling whiteness of the shaded slopes and hollows. Every

sheltered bank on which the broad rays rested yielded its silver rill of

cold and limpid water, glittering through the dripping grass, and sent

up slight exhalations to contribute to the thin haze that hung just

above the surface of the earth. There was something truly cheering in

this triumph of warmth and verdure over the frosty thraldom of winter;

it was, as the squire observed, an emblem of Christmas hospitality

breaking through the chills of ceremony and selfishness and thawing

every heart into a flow. He pointed with pleasure to the indications of

good cheer reeking from the chimneys of the comfortable farm-houses and

low thatched cottages. “I love,” said he, “to see this day well kept

by rich and poor; it is a great thing to have one day in the year,

at least, when you are sure of being welcome wherever you go, and of

having, as it were, the world all thrown open to you; and I am almost

disposed to join with Poor Robin in his malediction on every churlish

enemy to this honest festival:

“‘Those who at Christmas do repine,

And would fain hence dispatch him,

May they with old Duke Humphry dine,

Or else may Squire Ketch catch’em.’”

The squire went on to lament the deplorable decay of the games and

amusements which were once prevalent at this season among the lower

orders and countenanced by the higher, when the old halls of castles and

manor-houses were thrown open at daylight; when the tables were covered

with brawn and beef and humming ale; when the harp and the carol

resounded all day long; and when rich and poor were alike welcome to

enter and make merry.* “Our old games and local customs,” said he, “had

a great effect in making the peasant fond of his home, and the promotion

of them by the gentry made him fond of his lord. They made the times

merrier and kinder and better, and I can truly say, with one of our old

poets,

“‘I like them well: the curious preciseness

And all-pretended gravity of those

That seek to banish hence these harmless sports,

Have thrust away much ancient honesty.’”

“The nation,” continued he, “is altered; we have almost lost our

simple true-hearted peasantry. They have broken asunder from the higher

classes, and seem to think their interests are separate. They have

become too knowing, and begin to read newspapers, listen to ale-house

politicians, and talk of reform. I think one mode to keep them in

good-humor in these hard times would be for the nobility and gentry to

pass more time on their estates, mingle more among the country-people,

and set the merry old English games going again.”

* “An English gentleman, at the opening of the great day--

i.e. on Christmas Day in the morning--had all his tenants

and neighbors enter his hall by daybreak. The strong beer

was broached, and the black-jacks went plentifully about,

with toast, sugar and nutmeg, and good Cheshire cheese. The

Hackin (the great sausage) must be boiled by daybreak, or

else two young men must take the maiden (i.e. the cook) by

the arms and run her round the market-place till she is

shamed of her laziness.”--Round about our Sea-Coal Fire.

Such was the good squire’s project for mitigating public discontent:

and, indeed, he had once attempted to put his doctrine in practice, and

a few years before had kept open house during the holidays in the old

style. The country-people, however, did not understand how to play their

parts in the scene of hospitality; many uncouth circumstances occurred;

the manor was overrun by all the vagrants of the country, and more

beggars drawn into the neighborhood in one week than the parish officers

could get rid of in a year. Since then he had contented himself with

inviting the decent part of the neighboring peasantry to call at the

hall on Christmas Day, and with distributing beef, and bread, and ale

among the poor, that they might make merry in their own dwellings.

We had not been long home when the sound of music was heard from a

distance. A band of country lads, without coats, their shirt-sleeves

fancifully tied with ribbons, their hats decorated with greens, and

clubs in their hands, was seen advancing up the avenue, followed by a

large number of villagers and peasantry. They stopped before the hall

door, where the music struck up a peculiar air, and the lads performed

a curious and intricate dance, advancing, retreating, and striking their

clubs together, keeping exact time to the music; while one, whimsically

crowned with a fox’s skin, the tail of which flaunted down his back,

kept capering round the skirts of the dance and rattling a Christmas box

with many antic gesticulations.

The squire eyed this fanciful exhibition with great interest and

delight, and gave me a full account of its origin, which he traced to

the times when the Romans held possession of the island, plainly proving

that this was a lineal descendant of the sword dance of the ancients.

“It was now,” he said, “nearly extinct, but he had accidentally met

with traces of it in the neighborhood, and had encouraged its revival;

though, to tell the truth, it was too apt to be followed up by the rough

cudgel play and broken heads in the evening.”

After the dance was concluded the whole party was entertained with brawn

and beef and stout home-brewed. The squire himself mingled among the

rustics, and was received with awkward demonstrations of deference and

regard. It is true I perceived two or three of the younger peasants, as

they were raising their tankards to their mouths, when the squire’s

back was turned making something of a grimace, and giving each other the

wink; but the moment they caught my eye they pulled grave faces and were

exceedingly demure. With Master Simon, however, they all seemed more

at their ease. His varied occupations and amusements had made him well

known throughout the neighborhood. He was a visitor at every farmhouse

and cottage, gossiped with the farmers and their wives, romped with

their daughters, and, like that type of a vagrant bachelor, the

humblebee, tolled the sweets from all the rosy lips of the country

round.

The bashfulness of the guests soon gave way before good cheer and

affability. There is something genuine and affectionate in the gayety

of the lower orders when it is excited by the bounty and familiarity of

those above them; the warm glow of gratitude enters into their mirth,

and a kind word or a small pleasantry frankly uttered by a patron

gladdens the heart of the dependant more than oil and wine. When the

squire had retired the merriment increased, and there was much joking

and laughter, particularly between Master Simon and a hale, ruddy-faced,

white-headed farmer who appeared to be the wit of the village; for I

observed all his companions to wait with open months for his retorts,

and burst into a gratuitous laugh before they could well understand

them.

The whole house indeed seemed abandoned to merriment: as I passed to my

room to dress for dinner, I heard the sound of music in a small court,

and, looking through a window that commanded it, I perceived a band

of wandering musicians with pandean pipes and tambourine; a pretty

coquettish housemaid was dancing a jig with a smart country lad, while

several of the other servants were looking on. In the midst of her sport

the girl caught a glimpse of my face at the window, and, coloring up,

ran off with an air of roguish affected confusion.

THE CHRISTMAS DINNER.

Lo, now is come our joyful’st feast!

Let every man be jolly.

Eache roome with yvie leaves is drest,

And every post with holly.

Now all our neighbours’ chimneys smoke,

And Christmas blocks are burning;

Their ovens they with bak’t meats choke

And all their spits are turning.

Without the door let sorrow lie,

And if, for cold, it hap to die,

Wee’l bury ‘t in a Christmas pye,

And evermore be merry.

WITHERS, Juvenilia.

I HAD finished my toilet, and was loitering with Frank Bracebridge in

the library, when we heard a distant thwacking sound, which he informed

me was a signal for the serving up of the dinner. The squire kept up old

customs in kitchen as well as hall, and the rolling-pin, struck upon the

dresser by the cook, summoned the servants to carry in the meats.

Just in this nick the cook knock’d thrice,

And all the waiters in a trice

His summons did obey;

Each serving-man, with dish in hand,

March’d boldly up, like our train-band,

Presented and away.*

* Sir John Suckling.

The dinner was served up in the great hall, where the squire always held

his Christmas banquet. A blazing crackling fire of logs had been heaped

on to warm the spacious apartment, and the flame went sparkling and

wreathing up the wide-mouthed chimney. The great picture of the crusader

and his white horse had been profusely decorated with greens for the

occasion, and holly and ivy had like-wise been wreathed round the helmet

and weapons on the opposite wall, which I understood were the arms of

the same warrior. I must own, by the by, I had strong doubts about

the authenticity of the painting and armor as having belonged to the

crusader, they certainly having the stamp of more recent days; but I was

told that the painting had been so considered time out of mind; and that

as to the armor, it had been found in a lumber-room and elevated to its

present situation by the squire, who at once determined it to be the

armor of the family hero; and as he was absolute authority on all

such subjects in his own household, the matter had passed into current

acceptation. A sideboard was set out just under this chivalric trophy,

on which was a display of plate that might have vied (at least in

variety) with Belshazzar’s parade of the vessels of the temple:

“flagons, cans, cups, beakers, goblets, basins, and ewers,” the gorgeous

utensils of good companionship that had gradually accumulated through

many generations of jovial housekeepers. Before these stood the two Yule

candles, beaming like two stars of the first magnitude; other lights

were distributed in branches, and the whole array glittered like a

firmament of silver.

We were ushered into this banqueting scene with the sound of minstrelsy,

the old harper being seated on a stool beside the fireplace and

twanging, his instrument with a vast deal more power than melody. Never

did Christmas board display a more goodly and gracious assemblage of

countenances; those who were not handsome were at least happy, and

happiness is a rare improver of your hard-favored visage. I always

consider an old English family as well worth studying as a collection of

Holbein’s portraits or Albert Durer’s prints. There is much antiquarian

lore to be acquired, much knowledge of the physiognomies of former

times. Perhaps it may be from having continually before their eyes those

rows of old family portraits, with which the mansions of this country

are stocked; certain it is that the quaint features of antiquity are

often most faithfully perpetuated in these ancient lines, and I have

traced an old family nose through a whole picture-gallery, legitimately

handed down from generation to generation almost from the time of the

Conquest. Something of the kind was to be observed in the worthy company

around me. Many of their faces had evidently originated in a Gothic

age, and been merely copied by succeeding generations; and there was one

little girl in particular, of staid demeanor, with a high Roman nose

and an antique vinegar aspect, who was a great favorite of the squire’s,

being, as he said, a Bracebridge all over, and the very counterpart of

one of his ancestors who figured in the court of Henry VIII.

The parson said grace, which was not a short familiar one, such as is

commonly addressed to the Deity in these unceremonious days, but a long,

courtly, well-worded one of the ancient school. There was now a pause,

as if something was expected, when suddenly the butler entered the hall

with some degree of bustle: he was attended by a servant on each side

with a large wax-light, and bore a silver dish on which was an enormous

pig’s head decorated with rosemary, with a lemon in its mouth, which was

placed with great formality at the head of the table. The moment this

pageant made its appearance the harper struck up a flourish; at the

conclusion of which the young Oxonian, on receiving a hint from the

squire, gave, with an air of the most comic gravity, an old carol, the

first verse of which was as follows

Caput apri defero

Reddens laudes Domino.

The boar’s head in hand bring I,

With garlands gay and rosemary.

I pray you all synge merily

Qui estis in convivio.

Though prepared to witness many of these little eccentricities, from

being apprised of the peculiar hobby of mine host, yet I confess the

parade with which so odd a dish was introduced somewhat perplexed me,

until I gathered from the conversation of the squire and the parson that

it was meant to represent the bringing in of the boar’s head, a dish

formerly served up with much ceremony and the sound of minstrelsy and

song at great tables on Christmas Day. “I like the old custom,” said the

squire, “not merely because it is stately and pleasing in itself,

but because it was observed at the college at Oxford at which I was

educated. When I hear the old song chanted it brings to mind the time

when I was young and gamesome, and the noble old college hall, and my

fellow-students loitering about in their black gowns; many of whom, poor

lads! are now in their graves.”

The parson, however, whose mind was not haunted by such associations,

and who was always more taken up with the text than the sentiment,

objected to the Oxonian’s version of the carol, which he affirmed

was different from that sung at college. He went on, with the dry

perseverance of a commentator, to give the college reading, accompanied

by sundry annotations, addressing himself at first to the company at

large; but, finding their attention gradually diverted to other talk and

other objects, he lowered his tone as his number of auditors diminished,

until he concluded his remarks in an under voice to a fat-headed old

gentleman next him who was silently engaged in the discussion of a huge

plateful of turkey.*

* The old ceremony of serving up the boar’s head on

Christmas Day is still observed in the hall of Queen’s

College, Oxford. I was favored by the parson with a copy of

the carol as now sung, and as it may be acceptable to such

of my readers as are curious in these grave and learned

matters, I give it entire:

The boar’s head in hand bear I,

Bedeck’d with bays and rosemary

And I pray you, my masters, be merry

Quot estis in convivio

Caput apri defero,

Reddens laudes domino.

The boar’s head, as I understand,

Is the rarest dish in all this land,

Which thus bedeck’d with a gay garland

Let us servire cantico.

Caput apri defero, etc.

Our steward hath provided this

In honor of the King of Bliss,

Which on this day to be served is

In Reginensi Atrio.

Caput apri defero, etc., etc., etc.

The table was literally loaded with good cheer, and presented an

epitome of country abundance in this season of overflowing larders.

A distinguished post was allotted to “ancient sirloin,” as mine host

termed it, being, as he added, “the standard of old English hospitality,

and a joint of goodly presence, and full of expectation.” There were

several dishes quaintly decorated, and which had evidently something

traditional in their embellishments, but about which, as I did not like

to appear overcurious, I asked no questions.

I could not, however, but notice a pie magnificently decorated with

peacock’s feathers, in imitation of the tail of that bird, which

overshadowed a considerable tract of the table. This, the squire

confessed with some little hesitation, was a pheasant pie, though a

peacock pie was certainly the most authentical; but there had been such

a mortality among the peacocks this season that he could not prevail

upon himself to have one killed.*

* The peacock was anciently in great demand for stately

entertainments. Sometimes it was made into a pie, at one end

of which the head appeared above the crust in all its

plumage, with the beak richly gilt; at the other end the

tail was displayed. Such pies were served up at the solemn

banquets of chivalry, when knights-errant pledged themselves

to undertake any perilous enterprise, whence came the

ancient oath, used by Justice Shallow, “by cock and pie.”

The peacock was also an important dish for the Christmas feast; and

Massinger, in his “City Madam,” gives some idea of the extravagance

with which this, as well as other dishes, was prepared for the gorgeous

revels of the olden times:

Men may talk of Country Christmasses,

Their thirty pound butter’d eggs, their pies of carps’ tongues;

Their pheasants drench’d with ambergris: the carcases of three

fat wethers bruised for gravy to make sauce for a single peacock!

It would be tedious, perhaps, to my wiser readers, who may not have

that foolish fondness for odd and obsolete things to which I am a

little given, were I to mention the other makeshifts or this worthy old

humorist, by which he was endeavoring to follow up, though at humble

distance, the quaint customs of antiquity. I was pleased, however, to

see the respect shown to his whims by his children and relatives; who,

indeed, entered readily into the full spirit of them, and seemed all

well versed in their parts, having doubtless been present at many a

rehearsal. I was amused, too, at the air of profound gravity with which

the butler and other servants executed the duties assigned them, however

eccentric. They had an old-fashioned look, having, for the most part,

been brought up in the household and grown into keeping with the

antiquated mansion and the humors of its lord, and most probably looked

upon all his whimsical regulations as the established laws of honorable

housekeeping.

When the cloth was removed the butler brought in a huge silver vessel

of rare and curious workmanship, which he placed before the squire.

Its appearance was hailed with acclamation, being the Wassail Bowl, so

renowned in Christmas festivity. The contents had been prepared by the

squire himself; for it was a beverage in the skilful mixture of which

he particularly prided himself, alleging that it was too abstruse and

complex for the comprehension of an ordinary servant. It was a potation,

indeed, that might well make the heart of a toper leap within him, being

composed of the richest and raciest wines, highly spiced and sweetened,

with roasted apples bobbing about the surface.*

* The Wassail Bowl was sometimes composed of ale instead of

wine, with nutmeg, sugar, toast, ginger, and roasted crabs;

in this way the nut-brown beverage is still prepared in some

old families and round the hearths of substantial farmers at

Christmas. It is also called Lamb’s Wool, and is celebrated

by Herrick in his “Twelfth Night”:

Next crowne the bowle full

With gentle Lamb’s Wool;

Add sugar, nutmeg, and ginger,

With store of ale too,

And thus ye must doe

To make the Wassaile a swinger.

The old gentleman’s whole countenance beamed with a serene look of

indwelling delight as he stirred this mighty bowl. Having raised it to

his lips, with a hearty wish of a merry Christmas to all present, he

sent it brimming round the board, for every one to follow his example,

according to the primitive style, pronouncing it “the ancient fountain

of good feeling, where all hearts met together.” *

* “The custom of drinking out of the same cup gave place to

each having his cup. When the steward came to the doore with

the Wassel, he was to cry three times, Wassel, Wassel,

Wassel, and then the chappell (chaplain) was to answer with

a song.”--Archaeologia.

There was much laughing and rallying as the honest emblem of Christmas

joviality circulated and was kissed rather coyly by the ladies. When it

reached Master Simon, he raised it in both hands, and with the air of a

boon companion struck up an old Wassail Chanson:

The brown bowle,

The merry brown bowle,

As it goes round-about-a,

Fill

Still,

Let the world say what it will,

And drink your fill all out-a.

The deep canne,

The merry deep canne,

As thou dost freely quaff-a,

Sing

Fling,

Be as merry as a king,

And sound a lusty laugh-a.*

* From Poor Robin’s Almanack.

Much of the conversation during dinner turned upon family topics, to

which I was a stranger. There was, however, a great deal of rallying of

Master Simon about some gay widow with whom he was accused of having

a flirtation. This attack was commenced by the ladies, but it was

continued throughout the dinner by the fat-headed old gentleman next

the parson with the persevering assiduity of a slow hound, being one of

those long-winded jokers who, though rather dull at starting game, are

unrivalled for their talents in hunting it down. At every pause in the

general conversation he renewed his bantering in pretty much the same

terms, winking hard at me with both eyes whenever he gave Master Simon

what he considered a home thrust. The latter, indeed, seemed fond of

being teased on the subject, as old bachelors are apt to be, and he took

occasion to inform me, in an undertone, that the lady in question was a

prodigiously fine woman and drove her own curricle.

The dinner-time passed away in this flow of innocent hilarity, and,

though the old hall may have resounded in its time with many a scene

of broader rout and revel, yet I doubt whether it ever witnessed more

honest and genuine enjoyment. How easy it is for one benevolent being to

diffuse pleasure around him! and how truly is a kind heart a fountain of

gladness, making everything in its vicinity to freshen into smiles! The

joyous disposition of the worthy squire was perfectly contagious; he was

happy himself, and disposed to make all the world happy, and the little

eccentricities of his humor did but season, in a manner, the sweetness

of his philanthropy.

When the ladies had retired, the conversation, as usual, became still

more animated; many good things were broached which had been thought

of during dinner, but which would not exactly do for a lady’s ear; and,

though I cannot positively affirm that there was much wit uttered, yet

I have certainly heard many contests of rare wit produce much less

laughter. Wit, after all, is a mighty tart, pungent ingredient, and much

too acid for some stomachs; but honest good-humor is the oil and wine

of a merry meeting, and there is no jovial companionship equal to that

where the jokes are rather small and the laughter abundant.

The squire told several long stories of early college pranks and

adventures, in some of which the parson had been a sharer, though in

looking at the latter it required some effort of imagination to figure

such a little dark anatomy of a man into the perpetrator of a madcap

gambol. Indeed, the two college chums presented pictures of what men

may be made by their different lots in life. The squire had left the

university to live lustily on his paternal domains in the vigorous

enjoyment of prosperity and sunshine, and had flourished on to a hearty

and florid old age; whilst the poor parson, on the contrary, had dried

and withered away among dusty tomes in the silence and shadows of his

study. Still, there seemed to be a spark of almost extinguished fire

feebly glimmering in the bottom of his soul; and as the squire hinted

at a sly story of the parson and a pretty milkmaid whom they once met

on the banks of the Isis, the old gentleman made an “alphabet of faces,”

which, as far as I could decipher his physiognomy, I verily believe was

indicative of laughter; indeed, I have rarely met with an old gentleman

that took absolute offence at the imputed gallantries of his youth.

I found the tide of wine and wassail fast gaining on the dry land of

sober judgment. The company grew merrier and louder as their jokes grew

duller. Master Simon was in as chirping a humor as a grasshopper filled

with dew; his old songs grew of a warmer complexion, and he began to

talk maudlin about the widow. He even gave a long song about the wooing

of a widow which he informed me he had gathered from an excellent

black-letter work entitled Cupid’s Solicitor for Love, containing store

of good advice for bachelors, and which he promised to lend me; the

first verse was to effect.

He that will woo a widow must not dally

He must make hay while the sun doth shine;

He must not stand with her, shall I, shall I,

But boldly say, Widow, thou must be mine.

This song inspired the fat-headed old gentleman, who made several

attempts to tell a rather broad story out of Joe Miller that was pat to

the purpose; but he always stuck in the middle, everybody recollecting

the latter part excepting himself. The parson, too, began to show the

effects of good cheer, having gradually settled down into a doze and his

wig sitting most suspiciously on one side. Just at this juncture we were

summoned to the drawing room, and I suspect, at the private instigation

of mine host, whose joviality seemed always tempered with a proper love

of decorum.

After the dinner-table was removed the hall was given up to the younger

members of the family, who, prompted to all kind of noisy mirth by the

Oxonian and Master Simon, made its old walls ring with their merriment

as they played at romping games. I delight in witnessing the gambols of

children, and particularly at this happy holiday season, and could not

help stealing out of the drawing-room on hearing one of their peals of

laughter. I found them at the game of blindman’s-buff. Master Simon, who

was the leader of their revels, and seemed on all occasions to fulfill

the office of that ancient potentate, the Lord of Misrule,* was blinded

in the midst of the hall. The little beings were as busy about him as

the mock fairies about Falstaff, pinching him, plucking at the skirts of

his coat, and tickling him with straws. One fine blue-eyed girl of about

thirteen, with her flaxen hair all in beautiful confusion, her frolic

face in a glow, her frock half torn off her shoulders, a complete

picture of a romp, was the chief tormentor; and, from the slyness with

which Master Simon avoided the smaller game and hemmed this wild little

nymph in corners, and obliged her to jump shrieking over chairs,

I suspected the rogue of being not a whit more blinded than was

convenient.

* At Christmasse there was in the Kinges house, wheresoever

hee was lodged, a lorde of misrule or mayster of merie

disportes, and the like had ye in the house of every

nobleman of honor, or good worshipper were he spirituall or

temporall.--STOW.

When I returned to the drawing-room I found the company seated round the

fire listening to the parson, who was deeply ensconced in a high-backed

oaken chair, the work of some cunning artificer of yore, which had been

brought from the library for his particular accommodation. From this

venerable piece of furniture, with which his shadowy figure and dark

weazen face so admirably accorded, he was dealing out strange accounts

of the popular superstitions and legends of the surrounding country,

with which he had become acquainted in the course of his antiquarian

researches. I am half inclined to think that the old gentleman was

himself somewhat tinctured with superstition, as men are very apt to

be who live a recluse and studious life in a sequestered part of the

country and pore over black-letter tracts, so often filled with the

marvelous and supernatural. He gave us several anecdotes of the fancies

of the neighboring peasantry concerning the effigy of the crusader which

lay on the tomb by the church altar. As it was the only monument of

the kind in that part of the country, it had always been regarded with

feelings of superstition by the good wives of the village. It was said

to get up from the tomb and walk the rounds of the churchyard in stormy

nights, particularly when it thundered; and one old woman, whose cottage

bordered on the churchyard, had seen it through the windows of the

church, when the moon shone, slowly pacing up and down the aisles.

It was the belief that some wrong had been left unredressed by the

deceased, or some treasure hidden, which kept the spirit in a state of

trouble and restlessness. Some talked of gold and jewels buried in the

tomb, over which the spectre kept watch; and there was a story current

of a sexton in old times who endeavored to break his way to the coffin

at night, but just as he reached it received a violent blow from

the marble hand of the effigy, which stretched him senseless on the

pavement. These tales were often laughed at by some of the sturdier

among the rustics, yet when night came on there were many of the

stoutest unbelievers that were shy of venturing alone in the footpath

that led across the churchyard.

From these and other anecdotes that followed the crusader appeared to be

the favorite hero of ghost-stories throughout the vicinity. His picture,

which hung up in the hall, was thought by the servants to have something

supernatural about it; for they remarked that in whatever part of the

hall you went the eyes of the warrior were still fixed on you. The old

porter’s wife, too, at the lodge, who had been born and brought up in

the family, and was a great gossip among the maid-servants, affirmed

that in her young days she had often heard say that on Midsummer Eve,

when it was well known all kinds of ghosts, goblins, and fairies become

visible and walk abroad, the crusader used to mount his horse, come down

from his picture, ride about the house, down the avenue, and so to the

church to visit the tomb; on which occasion the church-door most civilly

swung open of itself; not that he needed it, for he rode through closed

gates, and even stone walls, and had been seen by one of the dairymaids

to pass between two bars of the great park gate, making himself as thin

as a sheet of paper.

All these superstitions I found had been very much countenanced by the

squire, who, though not superstitious himself, was very fond of seeing

others so. He listened to every goblin tale of the neighboring gossips

with infinite gravity, and held the porter’s wife in high favor on

account of her talent for the marvellous. He was himself a great reader

of old legends and romances, and often lamented that he could not

believe in them; for a superstitious person, he thought, must live in a

kind of fairy-land.

Whilst we were all attention to the parson’s stories, our ears were

suddenly assailed by a burst of heterogeneous sounds from the hall, in

which were mingled something like the clang of rude minstrelsy with the

uproar of many small voices and girlish laughter. The door suddenly flew

open, and a train came trooping into the room that might almost

have been mistaken for the breaking up of the court of Faery. That

indefatigable spirit, Master Simon, in the faithful discharge of his

duties as lord of misrule, had conceived the idea of a Christmas mummery

or masking; and having called in to his assistance the Oxonian and the

young officer, who were equally ripe for anything that should occasion

romping and merriment, they had carried it into instant effect. The old

housekeeper had been consulted; the antique clothespresses and wardrobes

rummaged and made to yield up the relics of finery that had not seen the

light for several generations; the younger part of the company had been

privately convened from the parlor and hall, and the whole had been

bedizened out into a burlesque imitation of an antique mask.*

* Maskings or mummeries were favorite sports at Christmas in

old times, and the wardrobes at halls and manor-houses were

often laid under contribution to furnish dresses and

fantastic disguisings. I strongly suspect Master Simon to

have taken the idea of his from Ben Jonson’s “Masque of

Christmas.”

Master Simon led the van, as “Ancient Christmas,” quaintly apparelled in

a ruff, a short cloak, which had very much the aspect of one of the old

housekeeper’s petticoats, and a hat that might have served for a

village steeple, and must indubitably have figured in the days of the

Covenanters. From under this his nose curved boldly forth, flushed with

a frost-bitten bloom that seemed the very trophy of a December blast. He

was accompanied by the blue-eyed romp, dished up, as “Dame Mince Pie,”

in the venerable magnificence of a faded brocade, long stomacher, peaked

hat, and high-heeled shoes. The young officer appeared as Robin Hood, in

a sporting dress of Kendal green and a foraging cap with a gold tassel.

The costume, to be sure, did not bear testimony to deep research, and

there was an evident eye to the picturesque, natural to a young gallant

in the presence of his mistress. The fair Julia hung on his arm in a

pretty rustic dress as “Maid Marian.” The rest of the train had been

metamorphosed in various ways; the girls trussed up in the finery of the

ancient belles of the Bracebridge line, and the striplings bewhiskered

with burnt cork, and gravely clad in broad skirts, hanging sleeves,

and full-bottomed wigs, to represent the character of Roast Beef, Plum

Pudding, and other worthies celebrated in ancient maskings. The whole

was under the control of the Oxonian in the appropriate character of

Misrule; and I observed that he exercised rather a mischievous sway with

his wand over the smaller personages of the pageant.

The irruption of this motley crew with beat of drum, according to

ancient custom, was the consummation of uproar and merriment. Master

Simon covered himself with glory by the stateliness with which, as

Ancient Christmas, he walked a minuet with the peerless though giggling

Dame Mince Pie. It was followed by a dance of all the characters, which

from its medley of costumes seemed as though the old family portraits

had skipped down from their frames to join in the sport. Different

centuries were figuring at cross hands and right and left; the Dark

Ages were cutting pirouettes and rigadoons; and the days of Queen

Bess jigging merrily down the middle through a line of succeeding

generations.

The worthy squire contemplated these fantastic sports and this

resurrection of his old wardrobe with the simple relish of childish

delight. He stood chuckling and rubbing his hands, and scarcely hearing

a word the parson said, notwithstanding that the latter was discoursing

most authentically on the ancient and stately dance of the Pavon, or

peacock, from which he conceived the minuet to be derived.* For my

part, I was in a continual excitement from the varied scenes of whim

and innocent gayety passing before me. It was inspiring to see wild-eyed

frolic and warm-hearted hospitality breaking out from among the chills

and glooms of winter, and old age throwing off his apathy and catching

once more the freshness of youthful enjoyment. I felt also an interest

in the scene from the consideration that these fleeting customs were

posting fast into oblivion, and that this was perhaps the only family

in England in which the whole of them was still punctiliously observed.

There was a quaintness, too, mingled with all this revelry that gave

it a peculiar zest: it was suited to the time and place; and as the old

manor-house almost reeled with mirth and wassail, it seemed echoing back

the joviality of long departed years.+

* Sir John Hawkins, speaking of the dance called the Pavon,

from pavo, a peacock, says, “It is a grave and majestic

dance; the method of dancing it anciently was by gentlemen

dressed with caps and swords, by those of the long robe in

their gowns, by the peers in their mantles, and by the

ladies in gowns with long trains, the motion whereof, in

dancing, resembled that of a peacock.”--History of Music.

+ At the time of the first publication of this paper the

picture of an old-fashioned Christmas in the country was

pronounced by some as out of date. The author had afterwards

an opportunity of witnessing almost all the customs above

described, existing in unexpected vigor in the skirts of

Derbyshire and Yorkshire, where he passed the Christmas

holidays. The reader will find some notice of them in the

author’s account of his sojourn at Newstead Abbey.

But enough of Christmas and its gambols; it is time for me to pause

in this garrulity. Methinks I hear the questions asked by my graver

readers, “To what purpose is all this? how is the world to be made

wiser by this talk?” Alas! is there not wisdom enough extant for the

instruction of the world? And if not, are there not thousands of abler

pens laboring for its improvement? It is so much pleasanter to please

than to instruct--to play the companion rather than the preceptor.

What, after all, is the mite of wisdom that I could throw into the mass

of knowledge! or how am I sure that my sagest deductions may be safe

guides for the opinions of others? But in writing to amuse, if I fail

the only evil is in my own disappointment. If, however, I can by any

lucky chance, in these days of evil, rub out one wrinkle from the brow

of care or beguile the heavy heart of one moment of sorrow; if I can now

and then penetrate through the gathering film of misanthropy, prompt a

benevolent view of human nature, and make my reader more in good-humor

with his fellow-beings and himself--surely, surely, I shall not then

have written entirely in vain.

LONDON ANTIQUES.

----I do walk

Methinks like Guide Vaux, with my dark lanthorn,

Stealing to set the town o’ fire; i’ th’ country

I should be taken for William o’ the Wisp,

Or Robin Goodfellow.

FLETCHER.

I AM somewhat of an antiquity-hunter, and am fond of exploring London in

quest of the relics of old times. These are principally to be found in

the depths of the city, swallowed up and almost lost in a wilderness of

brick and mortar, but deriving poetical and romantic interest from the

commonplace, prosaic world around them. I was struck with an instance of

the kind in the course of a recent summer ramble into the city; for the

city is only to be explored to advantage in summer-time, when free from

the smoke and fog and rain and mud of winter. I had been buffeting for

some time against the current of population setting through Fleet

Street. The warm weather had unstrung my nerves and made me sensitive to

every jar and jostle and discordant sound. The flesh was weary, the

spirit faint, and I was getting out of humor with the bustling busy

throng through which I had to struggle, when in a fit of desperation I

tore my way through the crowd, plunged into a by-lane, and, after

passing through several obscure nooks and angles, emerged into a quaint

and quiet court with a grassplot in the centre overhung by elms, and

kept perpetually fresh and green by a fountain with its sparkling jet of

water. A student with book in hand was seated on a stone bench, partly

reading, partly meditating on the movements of two or three trim

nursery-maids with their infant charges.

I was like an Arab who had suddenly come upon an oasis amid the panting

sterility of the desert. By degrees the quiet and coolness of the place

soothed my nerves and refreshed my spirit. I pursued my walk, and came,

hard by, to a very ancient chapel with a low-browed Saxon portal of

massive and rich architecture. The interior was circular and lofty and

lighted from above. Around were monumental tombs of ancient date on

which were extended the marble effigies of warriors in armor. Some had

the hands devoutly crossed upon the breast; others grasped the pommel of

the sword, menacing hostility even in the tomb, while the crossed legs

of several indicated soldiers of the Faith who had been on crusades to

the Holy Land.

I was, in fact, in the chapel of the Knights Templars, strangely

situated in the very centre of sordid traffic; and I do not know a more

impressive lesson for the many of the world than thus suddenly to turn

aside from the highway of busy money-seeking life, and sit down

among these shadowy sepulchres, where all is twilight, dust, and

forget-fullness.

In a subsequent tour of observation I encountered another of these

relics of a “foregone world” locked up in the heart of the city. I had

been wandering for some time through dull monotonous streets, destitute

of anything to strike the eye or excite the imagination, when I beheld

before me a Gothic gateway of mouldering antiquity. It opened into a

spacious quadrangle forming the courtyard of a stately Gothic pile, the

portal of which stood invitingly open.

It was apparently a public edifice, and, as I was antiquity-hunting, I

ventured in, though with dubious steps. Meeting no one either to oppose

or rebuke my intrusion, I continued on until I found myself in a

great hall with a lofty arched roof and oaken gallery, all of Gothic

architecture. At one end of the hall was an enormous fireplace, with

wooden settles on each side; at the other end was a raised platform,

or dais, the seat of state, above which was the portrait of a man in

antique garb with a long robe, a ruff, and a venerable gray beard.

The whole establishment had an air of monastic quiet and seclusion, and

what gave it a mysterious charm was, that I had not met with a human

being since I had passed the threshold.

Encouraged by this loneliness, I seated myself in a recess of a large

bow window, which admitted a broad flood of yellow sunshine, checkered

here and there by tints from panes of colored glass, while an open

casement let in the soft summer air. Here, leaning my head on my hand

and my arm on an old oaken table, I indulged in a sort of reverie about

what might have been the ancient uses of this edifice. It had evidently

been of monastic origin; perhaps one of those collegiate establishments

built of yore for the promotion of learning, where the patient monk,

in the ample solitude of the cloister, added page to page and volume to

volume, emulating in the productions of his brain the magnitude of the

pile he inhabited.

As I was seated in this musing mood a small panelled door in an arch at

the upper end of the hall was opened, and a number of gray-headed old

men, clad in long black cloaks, came forth one by one, proceeding in

that manner through the hall, without uttering a word, each turning a

pale face on me as he passed, and disappearing through a door at the

lower end.

I was singularly struck with their appearance; their black cloaks and

antiquated air comported with the style of this most venerable and

mysterious pile. It was as if the ghosts of the departed years, about

which I had been musing, were passing in review before me. Pleasing

myself with such fancies, I set out, in the spirit of romance, to

explore what I pictured to myself a realm of shadows existing in the

very centre of substantial realities.

My ramble led me through a labyrinth of interior courts and corridors

and dilapidated cloisters, for the main edifice had many additions and

dependencies, built at various times and in various styles. In one open

space a number of boys, who evidently belonged to the establishment,

were at their sports, but everywhere I observed those mysterious

old gray men in black mantles, sometimes sauntering alone, sometimes

conversing in groups; they appeared to be the pervading genii of the

place. I now called to mind what I had read of certain colleges in

old times, where judicial astrology, geomancy, necromancy, and other

forbidden and magical sciences were taught. Was this an establishment of

the kind, and were these black-cloaked old men really professors of the

black art?

These surmises were passing through my mind as my eye glanced into

a chamber hung round with all kinds of strange and uncouth

objects--implements of savage warfare, strange idols and stuffed

alligators; bottled serpents and monsters decorated the mantelpiece;

while on the high tester of an old-fashioned bedstead grinned a human

skull, flanked on each side by a dried cat.

I approached to regard more narrowly this mystic chamber, which seemed a

fitting laboratory for a necromancer, when I was startled at beholding

a human countenance staring at me from a dusky corner. It was that of a

small, shrivelled old man with thin cheeks, bright eyes, and gray, wiry,

projecting eyebrows. I at first doubted whether it were not a mummy

curiously preserved, but it moved, and I saw that it was alive. It was

another of these black-cloaked old men, and, as I regarded his quaint

physiognomy, his obsolete garb, and the hideous and sinister objects by

which he was surrounded, I began to persuade myself that I had come upon

the arch-mage who ruled over this magical fraternity.

Seeing me pausing before the door, he rose and invited me to enter. I

obeyed with singular hardihood, for how did I know whether a wave of his

wand might not metamorphose me into some strange monster or conjure me

into one of the bottles on his mantelpiece? He proved, however, to be

anything but a conjurer, and his simple garrulity soon dispelled all the

magic and mystery with which I had enveloped this antiquated pile and

its no less antiquated inhabitants.

It appeared that I had made my way into the centre of an ancient asylum

for superannuated tradesmen and decayed householders, with which was

connected a school for a limited number of boys. It was founded upwards

of two centuries since on an old monastic establishment, and retained

somewhat of the conventual air and character. The shadowy line of old

men in black mantles who had passed before me in the hall, and whom I

had elevated into magi, turned out to be the pensioners returning from

morning, service in the chapel.

John Hallum, the little collector of curiosities whom I had made the

arch magician, had been for six years a resident of the place, and

had decorated this final nestling-place of his old age with relics

and rarities picked up in the course of his life. According to his

own account, he had been somewhat of a traveller, having been once in

France, and very near making a visit to Holland. He regretted not having

visited the latter country, “as then he might have said he had been

there.” He was evidently a traveller of the simple kind.

He was aristocratical too in his notions, keeping aloof, as I found,

from the ordinary run of pensioners. His chief associates were a blind

man who spoke Latin and Greek, of both which languages Hallum was

profoundly ignorant, and a broken-down gentleman who had run through

a fortune of forty thousand pounds left him by his father, and ten

thousand pounds, the marriage portion of his wife. Little Hallum seemed

to consider it an indubitable sign of gentle blood as well as of lofty

spirit to be able to squander such enormous sums.

P.S.--The picturesque remnant of old times into which I have thus

beguiled the reader is what is called the Charter House, originally

the Chartreuse. It was founded in 1611, on the remains of an ancient

convent, by Sir Thomas Sutton, being one of those noble charities set

on foot by individual munificence, and kept up with the quaintness and

sanctity of ancient times amidst the modern changes and innovations

of London. Here eighty broken-down men, who have seen better days,

are provided in their old age with food, clothing, fuel, and a yearly

allowance for private expenses. They dine together, as did the monks of

old, in the hall which had been the refectory of the original convent.

Attached to the establishment is a school for forty-four boys.

Stow, whose work I have consulted on the subject, speaking of the

obligations of the gray-headed pensioners, says, “They are not to

intermeddle with any business touching the affairs of the hospital,

but to attend only to the service of God, and take thankfully what is

provided for them, without muttering, murmuring, or grudging. None to

wear weapon, long hair, colored boots, spurs, or colored shoes, feathers

in their hats, or any ruffian-like or unseemly apparel, but such as

becomes hospital-men to wear.” “And in truth,” adds Stow, “happy are

they that are so taken from the cares and sorrows of the world, and

fixed in so good a place as these old men are; having nothing to care

for but the good of their souls, to serve God, and to live in brotherly

love.”

For the amusement of such as have been interested by the preceding

sketch, taken down from my own observation, and who may wish to know a

little more about the mysteries of London, I subjoin a modicum of local

history put into my hands by an odd-looking old gentleman, in a small

brown wig and a snuff-colored coat, with whom I became acquainted

shortly after my visit to the Charter House. I confess I was a little

dubious at first whether it was not one of those apocryphal tales often

passed off upon inquiring travellers like myself, and which have brought

our general character for veracity into such unmerited reproach. On

making proper inquiries, however, I have received the most satisfactory

assurances of the author’s probity, and indeed have been told that he

is actually engaged in a full and particular account of the very

interesting region in which he resides, of which the following may be

considered merely as a foretaste.

LITTLE BRITAIN.

What I write is most true..... I have a whole booke of cases lying by

me, which if I should sette foorth, some grave auntients (within the

hearing of Bow Bell) would be out of charity with me. NASH.

IN the centre of the great City of London lies a small neighborhood,

consisting of a cluster of narrow streets and courts, of very venerable

and debilitated houses, which goes by the name of LITTLE BRITAIN. Christ

Church School and St. Bartholomew’s Hospital bound it on the west;

Smithfield and Long Lane on the north; Aldersgate Street, like an arm

of the sea, divides it from the eastern part of the city; whilst the

yawning gulf of Bull-and-Mouth Street separates it from Butcher Lane

and the regions of Newgate. Over this little territory, thus bounded and

designated, the great dome of St. Paul’s, swelling above the intervening

houses of Paternoster Row, Amen Corner, and Ave-Maria Lane, looks down

with an air of motherly protection.

This quarter derives its appellation from having been, in ancient times,

the residence of the Dukes of Brittany. As London increased, however,

rank and fashion rolled off to the west, and trade, creeping on at their

heels, took possession of their deserted abodes. For some time Little

Britain became the great mart of learning, and was peopled by the busy

and prolific race of booksellers: these also gradually deserted it, and,

emigrating beyond the great strait of Newgate Street, settled down

in Paternoster Row and St. Paul’s Churchyard, where they continue to

increase and multiply even at the present day.

But, though thus fallen into decline, Little Britain still bears traces

of its former splendor. There are several houses ready to tumble down,

the fronts of which are magnificently enriched with old oaken carvings

of hideous faces, unknown birds, beasts, and fishes, and fruits and

flowers which it would perplex a naturalist to classify. There are also,

in Aldersgate Street, certain remains of what were once spacious and

lordly family mansions, but which have in latter days been subdivided

into several tenements. Here may often be found the family of a petty

tradesman, with its trumpery furniture, burrowing among the relics of

antiquated finery in great rambling time-stained apartments with fretted

ceilings, gilded cornices, and enormous marble fireplaces. The lanes and

courts also contain many smaller houses, not on so grand a scale, but,

like your small ancient gentry, sturdily maintaining their claims to

equal antiquity. These have their gable ends to the street, great bow

windows with diamond panes set in lead, grotesque carvings, and low

arched doorways.*

* It is evident that the author of this interesting

communication has included, in his general title of Little

Britain, man of those little lanes and courts that belong

immediately to Cloth Fair.

In this most venerable and sheltered little nest have I passed several

quiet years of existence, comfortably lodged in the second floor of

one of the smallest but oldest edifices. My sitting-room is an old

wainscoted chamber, with small panels and set off with a miscellaneous

array of furniture. I have a particular respect for three or four

high-backed, claw-footed chairs, covered with tarnished brocade, which

bear the marks of having seen better days, and have doubtless figured

in some of the old palaces of Little Britain. They seem to me to

keep together and to look down with sovereign contempt upon their

leathern-bottomed neighbors, as I have seen decayed gentry carry a

high head among the plebeian society with which they were reduced to

associate. The whole front of my sitting-room is taken up with a

bow window, on the panes of which are recorded the names of previous

occupants for many generations, mingled with scraps of very indifferent

gentleman-like poetry, written in characters which I can scarcely

decipher, and which extol the charms of many a beauty of Little Britain

who has long, long since bloomed, faded, and passed away. As I am an

idle personage, with no apparent occupation, and pay my bill regularly

every week, I am looked upon as the only independent gentleman of

the neighborhood, and, being curious to learn the internal state of a

community so apparently shut up within itself, I have managed to work my

way into all the concerns and secrets of the place.

Little Britain may truly be called the heart’s core of the city, the

stronghold of true John Bullism. It is a fragment of London as it was in

its better days, with its antiquated folks and fashions. Here flourish

in great preservation many of the holiday games and customs of yore.

The inhabitants most religiously eat pancakes on Shrove Tuesday, hot

cross-buns on Good Friday, and roast goose at Michaelmas; they send

love-letters on Valentine’s Day, burn the Pope on the Fifth of November,

and kiss all the girls under the mistletoe at Christmas. Roast beef and

plum-pudding are also held in superstitious veneration, and port and

sherry maintain their grounds as the only true English wines, all others

being considered vile outlandish beverages.

Little Britain has its long catalogue of city wonders, which its

inhabitants consider the wonders of the world, such as the great bell

of St. Paul’s, which sours all the beer when it tolls; the figures that

strike the hours at St. Dunstan’s clock; the Monument; the lions in the

Tower; and the wooden giants in Guildhall. They still believe in dreams

and fortune-telling, and an old woman that lives in Bull-and-Mouth

Street makes a tolerable subsistence by detecting stolen goods

and promising the girls good husbands. They are apt to be rendered

uncomfortable by comets and eclipses, and if a dog howls dolefully at

night it is looked upon as a sure sign of death in the place. There

are even many ghost-stories current, particularly concerning the old

mansion-houses, in several of which it is said strange sights are

sometimes seen. Lords and ladies, the former in full-bottomed wigs,

hanging sleeves, and swords, the latter in lappets, stays, hoops, and

brocade, have been seen walking up and down the great waste chambers

on moonlight nights, and are supposed to be the shades of the ancient

proprietors in their court-dresses.

Little Britain has likewise its sages and great men. One of the most

important of the former is a tall, dry old gentleman of the name

of Skryme, who keeps a small apothecary’s shop. He has a cadaverous

countenance, full of cavities and projections, with a brown circle round

each eye, like a pair of horn spectacles. He is much thought of by the

old women, who consider him as a kind of conjurer because he has two or

three stuffed alligators hanging up in his shop and several snakes in

bottles. He is a great reader of almanacs and newspapers, and is much

given to pore over alarming accounts of plots, conspiracies, fires,

earthquakes, and volcanic eruptions; which last phenomena he considers

as signs of the times. He has always some dismal tale of the kind to

deal out to his customers with their doses, and thus at the same time

puts both soul and body into an uproar. He is a great believer in omens

and predictions; and has the prophecies of Robert Nixon and Mother

Shipton by heart. No man can make so much out of an eclipse, or even

an unusually dark day; and he shook the tail of the last comet over the

heads of his customers and disciples until they were nearly frightened

out of their wits. He has lately got hold of a popular legend or

prophecy, on which he has been unusually eloquent. There has been a

saying current among the ancient sibyls, who treasure up these things,

that when the grasshopper on the top of the Exchange shook hands with

the dragon on the top of Bow Church steeple, fearful events would take

place. This strange conjunction, it seems, has as strangely come to

pass. The same architect has been engaged lately on the repairs of the

cupola of the Exchange and the steeple of Bow Church; and, fearful to

relate, the dragon and the grasshopper actually lie, cheek by jole, in

the yard of his workshop.

“Others,” as Mr. Skryme is accustomed to say, “may go star-gazing, and

look for conjunctions in the heavens, but here is a conjunction on the

earth, near at home and under our own eyes, which surpasses all

the signs and calculations of astrologers.” Since these portentous

weathercocks have thus laid their heads together, wonderful events had

already occurred. The good old king, notwithstanding that he had lived

eighty-two years, had all at once given up the ghost; another king had

mounted the throne; a royal duke had died suddenly; another, in France,

had been murdered; there had been radical meetings in all parts of the

kingdom; the bloody scenes at Manchester; the great plot in Cato Street;

and, above all, the queen had returned to England! All these sinister

events are recounted by Mr. Skyrme with a mysterious look and a dismal

shake of the head; and being taken with his drugs, and associated in the

minds of his auditors with stuffed sea-monsters, bottled serpents, and

his own visage, which is a title-page of tribulation, they have spread

great gloom through the minds of the people of Little Britain. They

shake their heads whenever they go by Bow Church, and observe that they

never expected any good to come of taking down that steeple, which in

old times told nothing but glad tidings, as the history of Whittington

and his Cat bears witness.

The rival oracle of Little Britain is a substantial cheesemonger,

who lives in a fragment of one of the old family mansions, and is as

magnificently lodged as a round-bellied mite in the midst of one of his

own Cheshires. Indeed, he is a man of no little standing and importance,

and his renown extends through Huggin lane and Lad lane, and even unto

Aldermanbury. His opinion is very much taken in affairs of state, having

read the Sunday papers for the last half century, together with

the Gentleman’s Magazine, Rapin’s History of England, and the Naval

Chronicle. His head is stored with invaluable maxims which have borne

the test of time and use for centuries. It is his firm opinion that

“it is a moral impossible,” so long as England is true to herself, that

anything can shake her: and he has much to say on the subject of the

national debt, which, somehow or other, he proves to be a great national

bulwark and blessing. He passed the greater part of his life in the

purlieus of Little Britain until of late years, when, having become

rich and grown into the dignity of a Sunday cane, he begins to take his

pleasure and see the world. He has therefore made several excursions to

Hampstead, Highgate, and other neighboring towns, where he has passed

whole afternoons in looking back upon the metropolis through a telescope

and endeavoring to descry the steeple of St. Bartholomew’s. Not a

stage-coachman of Bull-and-Mouth Street but touches his hat as he

passes, and he is considered quite a patron at the coach-office of the

Goose and Gridiron, St. Paul’s Churchyard. His family have been very

urgent for him to make an expedition to Margate, but he has great doubts

of those new gimcracks, the steamboats, and indeed thinks himself too

advanced in life to undertake sea-voyages.

Little Britain has occasionally its factions and divisions, and party

spirit ran very high at one time, in consequence of two rival “Burial

Societies” being set up in the place. One held its meeting at the Swan

and Horse-Shoe, and was patronized by the cheesemonger; the other at the

Cock and Crown, under the auspices of the apothecary: it is needless to

say that the latter was the most flourishing. I have passed an evening

or two at each, and have acquired much valuable information as to

the best mode of being buried, the comparative merits of churchyards,

together with divers hints on the subject of patent iron coffins. I have

heard the question discussed in all its bearings as to the legality

of prohibiting the latter on account of their durability. The feuds

occasioned by these societies have happily died of late; but they were

for a long time prevailing themes of controversy, the people of Little

Britain being extremely solicitous of funeral honors and of lying

comfortably in their graves.

Besides these two funeral societies there is a third of quite a

different cast, which tends to throw the sunshine of good-humor over the

whole neighborhood. It meets once a week at a little old-fashioned

house kept by a jolly publican of the name of Wagstaff, and bearing for

insignia a resplendent half-moon, with a most seductive bunch of grapes.

The whole edifice is covered with inscriptions to catch the eye of the

thirsty wayfarer; such as “Truman, Hanbury, and Co’s Entire,” “Wine,

Rum, and Brandy Vaults,” “Old Tom, Rum, and Compounds,” etc. This indeed

has been a temple of Bacchus and Momus from time immemorial. It has

always been in the family of the Wagstaffs, so that its history is

tolerably preserved by the present landlord. It was much frequented by

the gallants and cavalieros of the reign of Elizabeth, and was looked

into now and then by the wits of Charles the Second’s day. But what

Wagstaff principally prides himself upon is that Henry the Eighth, in

one of his nocturnal rambles, broke the head of one of his ancestors

with his famous walking-staff. This, however, is considered as rather a

dubious and vain-glorious boast of the landlord.

The club which now holds its weekly sessions here goes by the name of

“the Roaring Lads of Little Britain.” They abound in old catches, glees,

and choice stories that are traditional in the place and not to be met

with in any other part of the metropolis. There is a madcap undertaker

who is inimitable at a merry song, but the life of the club, and

indeed the prime wit of Little Britain, is bully Wagstaff himself. His

ancestors were all wags before him, and he has inherited with the inn

a large stock of songs and jokes, which go with it from generation to

generation as heirlooms. He is a dapper little fellow, with bandy legs

and pot belly, a red face with a moist merry eye, and a little shock of

gray hair behind. At the opening of every club night he is called in to

sing his “Confession of Faith,” which is the famous old drinking trowl

from “Gammer Gurton’s Needle.” He sings it, to be sure, with many

variations, as he received it from his father’s lips; for it has been a

standing favorite at the Half-Moon and Bunch of Grapes ever since it was

written; nay, he affirms that his predecessors have often had the honor

of singing it before the nobility and gentry at Christmas mummeries,

when Little Britain was in all its glory.*

* As mine host of the Half-Moon’s Confession of Faith may

not be familiar to the majority of readers, and as it is a

specimen of the current songs of Little Britain, I subjoin

it in its original orthography. I would observe that the

whole club always join in the chorus with a fearful thumping

on the table and clattering of pewter pots.

I cannot eate but lytle meate,

My stomacke is not good,

But sure I thinke that I can drinke

With him that weares a hood.

Though I go bare, take ye no care,

I nothing am a colde,

I stuff my skyn so full within,

Of joly good ale and olde.

Chorus. Backe and syde go bare, go bare,

Both foote and hand go colde,

But, belly, God send thee good ale ynoughe,

Whether it be new or olde.

I have no rost, but a nut brawne toste

And a crab laid in the fyre;

A little breade shall do me steade,

Much breade I not desyre.

No frost nor snow, nor winde, I trowe,

Can hurte mee, if I wolde,

I am so wrapt and throwly lapt

Of joly good ale and olde.

Chorus. Backe and syde go bare, go bare, etc.

And Tyb my wife, that, as her lyfe,

Loveth well good ale to seeke,

Full oft drynkes shee, tyll ye may see,

The teares run downe her cheeke.

Then doth shee trowle to me the bowle,

Even as a mault-worme sholde,

And sayth, sweete harte, I took my parte

Of this jolly good ale and olde.

Chorus. Backe and syde go bare, go bare, etc.

Now let them drynke, tyll they nod and winke,

Even as goode fellowes sholde doe,

They shall not mysse to have the blisse,

Good ale doth bring men to;

And all poore soules that have scowred bowles,

Or have them lustily trolde,

God save the lyves of them and their wives,

Whether they be yonge or olde.

Chorus. Backe and syde go bare, go bare, etc.

It would do one’s heart good to hear, on a club night, the shouts of

merriment, the snatches of song, and now and then the choral bursts of

half a dozen discordant voices, which issue from this jovial mansion. At

such times the street is lined with listeners, who enjoy a delight equal

to that of gazing into a confectioner’s window or snuffing up the steams

of a cook-shop.

There are two annual events which produce great stir and sensation in

Little Britain: these are St. Bartholomew’s Fair and the Lord Mayor’s

Day. During the time of the Fair, which is held in the adjoining regions

of Smithfield, there is nothing going on but gossiping and gadding

about. The late quiet streets of Little Britain are overrun with an

irruption of strange figures and faces; every tavern is a scene of rout

and revel. The fiddle and the song are heard from the taproom morning,

noon, and night; and at each window may be seen some group of boon

companions, with half-shut eyes, hats on one side, pipe in mouth and

tankard in hand, fondling and prosing, and singing maudlin songs over

their liquor. Even the sober decorum of private families, which I must

say is rigidly kept up at other times among my neighbors, is no proof

against this saturnalia. There is no such thing as keeping maid-servants

within doors. Their brains are absolutely set madding with Punch and

the Puppet-Show, the Flying Horses, Signior Polito, the Fire-Eater, the

celebrated Mr. Paap, and the Irish Giant. The children too lavish all

their holiday money in toys and gilt gingerbread, and fill the house

with the Lilliputian din of drums, trumpets, and penny whistles.

But the Lord Mayor’s Day is the great anniversary. The Lord Mayor

is looked up to by the inhabitants of Little Britain as the greatest

potentate upon earth, his gilt coach with six horses as the summit of

human splendor, and his procession, with all the sheriffs and aldermen

in his train, as the grandest of earthly pageants. How they exult in

the idea that the king himself dare not enter the city without first

knocking at the gate of Temple Bar and asking permission of the Lord

Mayor; for if he did, heaven and earth! there is no knowing what might

be the consequence. The man in armor who rides before the Lord Mayor,

and is the city champion, has orders to cut down everybody that offends

against the dignity of the city; and then there is the little man with a

velvet porringer on his head, who sits at the window of the state coach

and holds the city sword, as long as a pikestaff. Odd’s blood! if he

once draws that sword, Majesty itself is not safe.

Under the protection of this mighty potentate, therefore, the good

people of Little Britain sleep in peace. Temple Bar is an effectual

barrier against all interior foes; and as to foreign invasion, the Lord

Mayor has but to throw himself into the Tower, call in the train-bands,

and put the standing army of Beef-eaters under arms, and he may bid

defiance to the world!

Thus wrapped up in its own concerns, its own habits, and its own

opinions, Little Britain has long flourished as a sound heart to this

great fungous metropolis. I have pleased myself with considering it as

a chosen spot, where the principles of sturdy John Bullism were garnered

up, like seed corn, to renew the national character when it had run

to waste and degeneracy. I have rejoiced also in the general spirit of

harmony that prevailed throughout it; for though there might now

and then be a few clashes of opinion between the adherents of the

cheesemonger and the apothecary, and an occasional feud between the

burial societies, yet these were but transient clouds and soon passed

away. The neighbors met with good-will, parted with a shake of the hand,

and never abused each other except behind their backs.

I could give rare descriptions of snug junketing parties at which I

have been present, where we played at All-Fours, Pope-Joan,

Tom-come-tickle-me, and other choice old games, and where we sometimes

had a good old English country dance to the tune of Sir Roger de

Coverley. Once a year also the neighbors would gather together and go on

a gypsy party to Epping Forest. It would have done any man’s heart good

to see the merriment that took place here as we banqueted on the grass

under the trees. How we made the woods ring with bursts of laughter at

the songs of little Wagstaff and the merry undertaker! After dinner,

too, the young folks would play at blindman’s-buff and hide-and-seek,

and it was amusing to see them tangled among the briers, and to hear a

fine romping girl now and then squeak from among the bushes. The elder

folks would gather round the cheesemonger and the apothecary to hear

them talk politics, for they generally brought out a newspaper in their

pockets to pass away time in the country. They would now and then, to

be sure, get a little warm in argument; but their disputes were always

adjusted by reference to a worthy old umbrella-maker in a double chin,

who, never exactly comprehending the subject, managed somehow or other

to decide in favor of both parties.

All empires, however, says some philosopher or historian, are doomed to

changes and revolutions. Luxury and innovation creep in, factions arise,

and families now and then spring up whose ambition and intrigues

throw the whole system into confusion. Thus in letter days has the

tranquillity of Little Britain been grievously disturbed and its golden

simplicity of manners threatened with total subversion by the aspiring

family of a retired butcher.

The family of the Lambs had long been among the most thriving and

popular in the neighborhood: the Miss Lambs were the belles of Little

Britain, and everybody was pleased when Old Lamb had made money enough

to shut up shop and put his name on a brass plate on his door. In an

evil hour, however, one of the Miss Lambs had the honor of being a lady

in attendance on the Lady Mayoress at her grand annual ball, on which

occasion she wore three towering ostrich feathers on her head. The

family never got over it; they were immediately smitten with a passion

for high life; set up a one-horse carriage, put a bit of gold lace round

the errand-boy’s hat, and have been the talk and detestation of the

whole neighborhood ever since. They could no longer be induced to

play at Pope-Joan or blindman’s-buff; they could endure no dances but

quadrilles, which nobody had ever heard of in Little Britain; and they

took to reading novels, talking bad French, and playing upon the piano.

Their brother, too, who had been articled to an attorney, set up for a

dandy and a critic, characters hitherto unknown in these parts, and

he confounded the worthy folks exceedingly by talking about Kean, the

Opera, and the “Edinburgh Review.”

What was still worse, the Lambs gave a grand ball, to which they

neglected to invite any of their old neighbors; but they had a great

deal of genteel company from Theobald’s Road, Red Lion Square, and other

parts towards the west. There were several beaux of their brother’s

acquaintance from Gray’s Inn Lane and Hatton Garden, and not less

than three aldermen’s ladies with their daughters. This was not to be

forgotten or forgiven. All Little Britain was in an uproar with the

smacking of whips, the lashing of in miserable horses, and the rattling

and jingling of hackney-coaches. The gossips of the neighborhood might

be seen popping their night-caps out at every window, watching the crazy

vehicles rumble by; and there was a knot of virulent old cronies that

kept a look-out from a house just opposite the retired butcher’s and

scanned and criticised every one that knocked at the door.

This dance was a cause of almost open war, and the whole neighborhood

declared they would have nothing more to say to the Lambs. It is

true that Mrs. Lamb, when she had no engagements with her quality

acquaintance, would give little humdrum tea-junketings to some of her

old cronies, “quite,” as she would say, “in a friendly way;” and it is

equally true that her invitations were always accepted, in spite of all

previous vows to the contrary. Nay, the good ladies would sit and be

delighted with the music of the Miss Lambs, who would condescend to

strum an Irish melody for them on the piano; and they would listen

with wonderful interest to Mrs. Lamb’s anecdotes of Alderman Plunket’s

family, of Portsoken Ward, and the Miss Timberlakes, the rich heiresses

of Crutched Friars but then they relieved their consciences and averted

the reproaches of their confederates by canvassing at the next gossiping

convocation everything that had passed, and pulling the Lambs and their

rout all to pieces.

The only one of the family that could not be made fashionable was the

retired butcher himself. Honest Lamb, in spite of the meekness of his

name, was a rough, hearty old fellow, with the voice of a lion, a head

of black hair like a shoe-brush, and a broad face mottled like his own

beef. It was in vain that the daughters always spoke of him as “the old

gentleman,” addressed him as “papa” in tones of infinite softness,

and endeavored to coax him into a dressing-gown and slippers and other

gentlemanly habits. Do what they might, there was no keeping down the

butcher. His sturdy nature would break through all their glozings. He

had a hearty vulgar good-humor that was irrepressible. His very jokes

made his sensitive daughters shudder, and he persisted in wearing his

blue cotton coat of a morning, dining at two o’clock, and having a “bit

of sausage with his tea.”

He was doomed, however, to share the unpopularity of his family. He

found his old comrades gradually growing cold and civil to him, no

longer laughing at his jokes, and now and then throwing out a fling at

“some people” and a hint about “quality binding.” This both nettled

and perplexed the honest butcher; and his wife and daughters, with

the consummate policy of the shrewder sex, taking advantage of the

circumstance, at length prevailed upon him to give up his afternoon’s

pipe and tankard at Wagstaff’s, to sit after dinner by himself and

take his pint of port--a liquor he detested--and to nod in his chair in

solitary and dismal gentility.

The Miss Lambs might now be seen flaunting along the streets in French

bonnets with unknown beaux, and talking and laughing so loud that it

distressed the nerves of every good lady within hearing. They even went

so far as to attempt patronage, and actually induced a French dancing

master to set up in the neighborhood; but the worthy folks of Little

Britain took fire at it, and did so persecute the poor Gaul that he

was fain to pack up fiddle and dancing-pumps and decamp with such

precipitation that he absolutely forgot to pay for his lodgings.

I had flattered myself, at first, with the idea that all this fiery

indignation on the part of the community was merely the overflowing of

their zeal for good old English manners and their horror of innovation,

and I applauded the silent contempt they were so vociferous in

expressing for upstart pride, French fashions and the Miss Lambs. But

I grieve to say that I soon perceived the infection had taken hold,

and that my neighbors, after condemning, were beginning to follow their

example. I overheard my landlady importuning her husband to let their

daughters have one quarter at French and music, and that they might take

a few lessons in quadrille. I even saw, in the course of a few Sundays,

no less than five French bonnets, precisely like those of the Miss

Lambs, parading about Little Britain.

I still had my hopes that all this folly would gradually die away, that

the Lambs might move out of the neighborhood, might die, or might run

away with attorneys’ apprentices, and that quiet and simplicity might be

again restored to the community. But unluckily a rival power arose. An

opulent oilman died, and left a widow with a large jointure and a family

of buxom daughters. The young ladies had long been repining in secret

at the parsimony of a prudent father, which kept down all their elegant

aspirings. Their ambition, being now no longer restrained, broke out

into a blaze, and they openly took the field against the family of the

butcher. It is true that the Lambs, having had the first start, had

naturally an advantage of them in the fashionable career. They could

speak a little bad French, play the piano, dance quadrilles, and had

formed high acquaintances; but the Trotters were not to be distanced.

When the Lambs appeared with two feathers in their hats, the Miss

Trotters mounted four and of twice as fine colors. If the Lambs gave

a dance, the Trotters were sure not to be behindhand; and, though they

might not boast of as good company, yet they had double the number and

were twice as merry.

The whole community has at length divided itself into fashionable

factions under the banners of these two families. The old games of

Pope-Joan and Tom-come-tickle-me are entirely discarded; there is no

such thing as getting up an honest country dance; and on my attempting

to kiss a young lady under the mistletoe last Christmas, I was

indignantly repulsed, the Miss Lambs having pronounced it “shocking

vulgar.” Bitter rivalry has also broken out as to the most fashionable

part of Little Britain, the Lambs standing up for the dignity

of Cross-Keys Square, and the Trotters for the vicinity of St.

Bartholomew’s.

Thus is this little territory torn by factions and internal dissensions,

like the great empire whose name it bears; and what will be the result

would puzzle the apothecary himself, with all his talent at prognostics,

to determine, though I apprehend that it will terminate in the total

downfall of genuine John Bullism.

The immediate effects are extremely unpleasant to me. Being a single

man, and, as I observed before, rather an idle good-for-nothing

personage, I have been considered the only gentleman by profession in

the place. I stand therefore in high favor with both parties, and have

to hear all their cabinet counsels and mutual backbitings. As I am too

civil not to agree with the ladies on all occasions, I have committed

myself most horribly with both parties by abusing their opponents.

I might manage to reconcile this to my conscience, which is a truly

accommodating one, but I cannot to my apprehension: if the Lambs and

Trotters ever come to a reconciliation and compare notes, I am ruined!

I have determined, therefore, to beat a retreat in time, and am actually

looking out for some other nest in this great city where old English

manners are still kept up, where French is neither eaten, drunk, danced,

nor spoken, and where there are no fashionable families of retired

tradesmen. This found, I will, like a veteran rat, hasten away before I

have an old house about my ears, bid a long, though a sorrowful adieu

to my present abode, and leave the rival factions of the Lambs and the

Trotters to divide the distracted empire of LITTLE BRITAIN.

STRATFORD-ON-AVON.

Thou soft-flowing Avon, by thy silver stream Of things more than mortal

sweet Shakespeare would dream The fairies by moonlight dance round his

green bed, For hallow’d the turf is which pillow’d his head.

GARRICK.

TO a homeless man, who has no spot on this wide world which he can

truly call his own, there is a momentary feeling of something like

independence and territorial consequence when, after a weary day’s

travel, he kicks off his boots, thrusts his feet into slippers, and

stretches himself before an inn-fire. Let the world without go as it

may, let kingdoms rise or fall, so long as he has the wherewithal to pay

his bill he is, for the time being, the very monarch of all he surveys.

The armchair is his throne, the poker his sceptre, and the little

parlor, some twelve feet square, his undisputed empire. It is a morsel

of certainty, snatched from the midst of the uncertainties of life; it

is a sunny moment gleaming out kindly on a cloudy day: and he who has

advanced some way on the pilgrimage of existence knows the importance of

husbanding even morsels and moments of enjoyment. “Shall I not take mine

ease in mine inn?” thought I, as I gave the fire a stir, lolled back in

my elbow-chair, and cast a complacent look about the little parlor of

the Red Horse at Stratford-on-Avon.

The words of sweet Shakespeare were just passing through my mind as

the clock struck midnight from the tower of the church in which he lies

buried. There was a gentle tap at the door, and a pretty chambermaid,

putting in her smiling face, inquired, with a hesitating air, whether I

had rung. I understood it as a modest hint that it was time to retire.

My dream of absolute dominion was at an end; so abdicating my throne,

like a prudent potentate, to avoid being deposed, and putting the

Stratford Guide-Book under my arm as a pillow companion, I went to bed,

and dreamt all night of Shakespeare, the jubilee, and David Garrick.

The next morning was one of those quickening mornings which we sometimes

have in early spring, for it was about the middle of March. The chills

of a long winter had suddenly given way; the north wind had spent its

last gasp; and a mild air came stealing from the west, breathing the

breath of life into Nature, and wooing every bud and flower to burst

forth into fragrance and beauty.

I had come to Stratford on a poetical pilgrimage. My first visit was to

the house where Shakespeare was born, and where, according to tradition,

he was brought up to his father’s craft of wool-combing. It is a small

mean-looking edifice of wood and plaster, a true nestling-place of

genius, which seems to delight in hatching its offspring in by-corners.

The walls of its squalid chambers are covered with names and

inscriptions in every language by pilgrims of all nations, ranks, and

conditions, from the prince to the peasant, and present a simple but

striking instance of the spontaneous and universal homage of mankind to

the great poet of Nature.

The house is shown by a garrulous old lady in a frosty red face, lighted

up by a cold blue, anxious eye, and garnished with artificial locks

of flaxen hair curling from under an exceedingly dirty cap. She was

peculiarly assiduous in exhibiting the relics with which this, like all

other celebrated shrines, abounds. There was the shattered stock of

the very matchlock with which Shakespeare shot the deer on his poaching

exploits. There, too, was his tobacco-box, which proves that he was a

rival smoker of Sir Walter Raleigh: the sword also with which he played

Hamlet; and the identical lantern with which Friar Laurence discovered

Romeo and Juliet at the tomb. There was an ample supply also of

Shakespeare’s mulberry tree, which seems to have as extraordinary powers

of self-multiplication as the wood of the true cross, of which there is

enough extant to build a ship of the line.

The most favorite object of curiosity, however, is Shakespeare’s chair.

It stands in a chimney-nook of a small gloomy chamber just behind what

was his father’s shop. Here he may many a time have sat when a boy,

watching the slowly revolving spit with all the longing of an urchin, or

of an evening listening to the cronies and gossips of Stratford dealing

forth churchyard tales and legendary anecdotes of the troublesome times

of England. In this chair it is the custom of every one that visits the

house to sit: whether this be done with the hope of imbibing any of

the inspiration of the bard I am at a loss to say; I merely mention the

fact, and mine hostess privately assured me that, though built of solid

oak, such was the fervent zeal of devotees the chair had to be new

bottomed at least once in three years. It is worthy of notice also, in

the history of this extraordinary chair, that it partakes something of

the volatile nature of the Santa Casa of Loretto, or the flying chair

of the Arabian enchanter; for, though sold some few years since to a

northern princess, yet, strange to tell, it has found its way back again

to the old chimney-corner.

I am always of easy faith in such matters, and am ever willing to be

deceived where the deceit is pleasant and costs nothing. I am therefore

a ready believer in relics, legends, and local anecdotes of goblins

and great men, and would advise all travellers who travel for their

gratification to be the same. What is it to us whether these stories be

true or false, so long as we can persuade ourselves into the belief

of them and enjoy all the charm of the reality? There is nothing like

resolute good-humored credulity in these matters, and on this occasion I

went even so far as willingly to believe the claims of mine hostess to a

lineal descent from the poet, when, unluckily for my faith, she put into

my hands a play of her own composition, which set all belief in her own

consanguinity at defiance.

From the birthplace of Shakespeare a few paces brought me to his

grave. He lies buried in the chancel of the parish church, a large and

venerable pile, mouldering with age, but richly ornamented. It stands on

the banks of the Avon on an embowered point, and separated by adjoining

gardens from the suburbs of the town. Its situation is quiet and

retired; the river runs murmuring at the foot of the churchyard, and

the elms which grow upon its banks droop their branches into its clear

bosom. An avenue of limes, the boughs of which are curiously interlaced,

so as to form in summer an arched way of foliage, leads up from the gate

of the yard to the church-porch. The graves are overgrown with grass;

the gray tombstones, some of them nearly sunk into the earth, are half

covered with moss, which has likewise tinted the reverend old building.

Small birds have built their nests among the cornices and fissures of

the walls, and keep up a continual flutter and chirping; and rooks are

sailing and cawing about its lofty gray spire.

In the course of my rambles I met with the gray-headed sexton, Edmonds,

and accompanied him home to get the key of the church. He had lived in

Stratford, man and boy, for eighty years, and seemed still to consider

himself a vigorous man, with the trivial exception that he had nearly

lost the use of his legs for a few years past. His dwelling was a

cottage looking out upon the Avon and its bordering meadows, and was a

picture of that neatness, order, and comfort which pervade the humblest

dwellings in this country. A low whitewashed room, with a stone floor

carefully scrubbed, served for parlor, kitchen, and hall. Rows of pewter

and earthen dishes glittered along the dresser. On an old oaken table,

well rubbed and polished, lay the family Bible and prayer-book, and the

drawer contained the family library, composed of about half a score

of well-thumbed volumes. An ancient clock, that important article of

cottage furniture, ticked on the opposite side of the room, with

a bright warming-pan hanging on one side of it, and the old man’s

horn-handled Sunday cane on the other. The fireplace, as usual, was wide

and deep enough to admit a gossip knot within its jambs. In one corner

sat the old man’s granddaughter sewing, a pretty blue-eyed girl, and in

the opposite corner was a superannuated crony whom he addressed by

the name of John Ange, and who, I found, had been his companion from

childhood. They had played together in infancy; they had worked together

in manhood; they were now tottering about and gossiping away the evening

of life; and in a short time they will probably be buried together in

the neighboring churchyard. It is not often that we see two streams of

existence running thus evenly and tranquilly side by side; it is only in

such quiet “bosom scenes” of life that they are to be met with.

I had hoped to gather some traditionary anecdotes of the bard from

these ancient chroniclers, but they had nothing new to impart. The long

interval during which Shakespeare’s writings lay in comparative neglect

has spread its shadow over his history, and it is his good or evil lot

that scarcely anything remains to his biographers but a scanty handful

of conjectures.

The sexton and his companion had been employed as carpenters on the

preparations for the celebrated Stratford Jubilee, and they

remembered Garrick, the prime mover of the fete, who superintended the

arrangements, and who, according to the sexton, was “a short punch man,

very lively and bustling.” John Ange had assisted also in cutting down

Shakespeare’s mulberry tree, of which he had a morsel in his pocket for

sale; no doubt a sovereign quickener of literary conception.

I was grieved to hear these two worthy wights speak very dubiously of

the eloquent dame who shows the Shakespeare house. John Ange shook

his head when I mentioned her valuable and inexhaustible collection

of relics, particularly her remains of the mulberry tree; and the old

sexton even expressed a doubt as to Shakespeare having been born in her

house. I soon discovered that he looked upon her mansion with an evil

eye, as a rival to the poet’s tomb, the latter having comparatively but

few visitors. Thus it is that historians differ at the very outset, and

mere pebbles make the stream of truth diverge into different channels

even at the fountain-head.

We approached the church through the avenue of limes, and entered by a

Gothic porch, highly ornamented, with carved doors of massive oak. The

interior is spacious, and the architecture and embellishments superior

to those of most country churches. There are several ancient monuments

of nobility and gentry, over some of which hang funeral escutcheons and

banners dropping piecemeal from the walls. The tomb of Shakespeare is in

the chancel. The place is solemn and sepulchral. Tall elms wave before

the pointed windows, and the Avon, which runs at a short distance from

the walls, keeps up a low perpetual murmur. A flat stone marks the spot

where the bard is buried. There are four lines inscribed on it, said to

have been written by himself, and which have in them something extremely

awful. If they are indeed his own, they show that solicitude about

the quiet of the grave which seems natural to fine sensibilities and

thoughtful minds:

Good friend, for Jesus’ sake, forbeare

To dig the dust inclosed here.

Blessed be he that spares these stones,

And curst be he that moves my bones.

Just over the grave, in a niche of the wall, is a bust of Shakespeare,

put up shortly after his death and considered as a resemblance. The

aspect is pleasant and serene, with a finely-arched forehead; and I

thought I could read in it clear indications of that cheerful,

social disposition by which he was as much characterized among his

contemporaries as by the vastness of his genius. The inscription

mentions his age at the time of his decease, fifty-three years--an

untimely death for the world, for what fruit might not have been

expected from the golden autumn of such a mind, sheltered as it was

from the stormy vicissitudes of life, and flourishing in the sunshine of

popular and royal favor?

The inscription on the tombstone has not been without its effect. It has

prevented the removal of his remains from the bosom of his native place

to Westminster Abbey, which was at one time contemplated. A few years

since also, as some laborers were digging to make an adjoining vault,

the earth caved in, so as to leave a vacant space almost like an arch,

through which one might have reached into his grave. No one, however,

presumed to meddle with his remains so awfully guarded by a malediction;

and lest any of the idle or the curious or any collector of relics

should be tempted to commit depredations, the old sexton kept watch over

the place for two days, until the vault was finished and the aperture

closed again. He told me that he had made bold to look in at the

hole, but could see neither coffin nor bones--nothing but dust. It was

something, I thought, to have seen the dust of Shakespeare.

Next to this grave are those of his wife, his favorite daughter,

Mrs. Hall, and others of his family. On a tomb close by, also, is a

full-length effigy of his old friend John Combe, of usurious memory,

on whom he is said to have written a ludicrous epitaph. There are other

monuments around, but the mind refuses to dwell on anything that is not

connected with Shakespeare. His idea pervades the place; the whole pile

seems but as his mausoleum. The feelings, no longer checked and thwarted

by doubt, here indulge in perfect confidence: other traces of him may be

false or dubious, but here is palpable evidence and absolute certainty.

As I trod the sounding pavement there was something intense and

thrilling in the idea that in very truth the remains of Shakespeare were

mouldering beneath my feet. It was a long time before I could prevail

upon myself to leave the place; and as I passed through the churchyard

I plucked a branch from one of the yew trees, the only relic that I have

brought from Stratford.

I had now visited the usual objects of a pilgrim’s devotion, but I had

a desire to see the old family seat of the Lucys at Charlecot, and to

ramble through the park where Shakespeare, in company with some of

the roisterers of Stratford, committed his youthful offence of

deer-stealing. In this harebrained exploit we are told that he was taken

prisoner and carried to the keeper’s lodge, where he remained all night

in doleful captivity. When brought into the presence of Sir Thomas Lucy

his treatment must have been galling and humiliating; for it so wrought

upon his spirit as to produce a rough pasquinade which was affixed to

the park gate at Charlecot.*

This flagitious attack upon the dignity of the knight so incensed him

that he applied to a lawyer at Warwick to put the severity of the laws

in force against the rhyming deer-stalker. Shakespeare did not wait

to brave the united puissance of a knight of the shire and a country

attorney. He forthwith abandoned the pleasant banks of the Avon and

his paternal trade; wandered away to London; became a hanger-on to the

theatres; then an actor; and finally wrote for the stage; and

thus, through the persecution of Sir Thomas Lucy, Stratford lost an

indifferent wool-comber and the world gained an immortal poet. He

retained, however, for a long time, a sense of the harsh treatment of

the lord of Charlecot, and revenged himself in his writings, but in

the sportive way of a good-natured mind. Sir Thomas is said to be the

original of Justice Shallow, and the satire is slyly fixed upon him by

the justice’s armorial bearings, which, like those of the knight, had

white luces+ in the quarterings.

* The following is the only stanza extant of this lampoon:

A parliament member, a justice of peace,

At home a poor scarecrow, at London an asse,

If lowsie is Lucy, as some volke miscalle it,

Then Lucy is lowsie, whatever befall it.

He thinks himself great;

Yet an asse in his state,

We allow by his ears but with asses to mate,

If Lucy is lowsie, as some volke miscalle it,

Then sing lowsie Lucy whatever befall it.

+ The luce is a pike or jack, and abounds in the Avon about

Charlecot.

Various attempts have been made by his biographers to soften and explain

away this early transgression of the poet; but I look upon it as one of

those thoughtless exploits natural to his situation and turn of mind.

Shakespeare, when young, had doubtless all the wildness and irregularity

of an ardent, undisciplined, and undirected genius. The poetic

temperament has naturally something in it of the vagabond. When left to

itself it runs loosely and wildly, and delights in everything eccentric

and licentious. It is often a turn up of a die, in the gambling freaks

of fate, whether a natural genius shall turn out a great rogue or a

great poet; and had not Shakespeare’s mind fortunately taken a literary

bias, he might have as daringly transcended all civil as he has all

dramatic laws.

I have little doubt that, in early life, when running like an unbroken

colt about the neighborbood of Stratford, he was to be found in the

company of all kinds of odd anomalous characters, that he associated

with all the madcaps of the place, and was one of those unlucky urchins

at mention of whom old men shake their heads and predict that they will

one day come to the gallows. To him the poaching in Sir Thomas Lucy’s

park was doubtless like a foray to a Scottish knight, and struck

his eager, and as yet untamed, imagination as something delightfully

adventurous.*

* A proof of Shakespeare’s random habits and associates in

his youthful days may be found in a traditionary anecdote,

picked up at Stratford by the elder Ireland, and mentioned

in his “Picturesque Views on the Avon.”

About seven miles from Stratford lies the thirsty little market-town of

Bedford, famous for its ale. Two societies of the village yeomanry used

to meet, under the appellation of the Bedford topers, and to challenge

the lovers of good ale of the neighboring villages to a contest of

drinking. Among others, the people of Stratford were called out to prove

the strength of their heads; and in the number of the champions was

Shakespeare, who, in spite of the proverb that “they who drink beer

will think beer,” was as true to his ale as Falstaff to his sack. The

chivalry of Stratford was staggered at the first onset, and sounded a

retreat while they had yet the legs to carry them off the field. They

had scarcely marched a mile when, their legs failing them, they were

forced to lie down under a crab tree, where they passed the night. It

was still standing, and goes by the name of Shakespeare’s tree.

In the morning his companions awaked the bard, and proposed returning to

Bedford, but he declined, saying he had enough, having drank with

“Piping Pebworth, Dancing Marston,

Haunted Hilbro’, Hungry Grafton,

Dudging Exhall, Papist Wicksford,

Beggarly Broom, and Drunken Bedford.”

“The villages here alluded to,” says Ireland, “still bear the epithets

thus given them: the people of Pebworth are still famed for their skill

on the pipe and tabor; Hilborough is now called Haunted Hilborough; and

Grafton is famous for the poverty of its soil.”

The old mansion of Charlecot and its surrounding park still remain in

the possession of the Lucy family, and are peculiarly interesting front

being connected with this whimsical but eventful circumstance in the

scanty history of the bard. As the house stood at little more than three

miles’ distance from Stratford, I resolved to pay it a pedestrian visit,

that I might stroll leisurely through some of those scenes from which

Shakespeare must have derived his earliest ideas of rural imagery.

The country was yet naked and leafless, but English scenery is always

verdant, and the sudden change in the temperature of the weather

was surprising in its quickening effects upon the landscape. It was

inspiring and animating to witness this first awakening of spring; to

feel its warm breath stealing over the senses; to see the moist mellow

earth beginning to put forth the green sprout and the tender blade, and

the trees and shrubs, in their reviving tints and bursting buds, giving

the promise of returning foliage and flower. The cold snow-drop, that

little borderer on the skirts of winter, was to be seen with its chaste

white blossoms in the small gardens before the cottages. The bleating

of the new-dropt lambs was faintly heard from the fields. The sparrow

twittered about the thatched eaves and budding hedges; the robin threw

a livelier note into his late querulous wintry strain; and the lark,

springing up from the reeking bosom of the meadow, towered away into the

bright fleecy cloud, pouring forth torrents of melody. As I watched the

little songster mounting up higher and higher, until his body was a mere

speck on the white bosom of the cloud, while the ear was still filled

with his music, it called to mind Shakespeare’s exquisite little song in

Cymbeline:

Hark! hark! the lark at heav’n’s gate sings,

And Phoebus ‘gins arise,

His steeds to water at those springs,

On chaliced flowers that lies.

And winking mary-buds begin

To ope their golden eyes;

With every thing that pretty bin,

My lady sweet arise!

Indeed, the whole country about here is poetic ground: everything is

associated with the idea of Shakespeare. Every old cottage that I saw

I fancied into some resort of his boyhood, where he had acquired his

intimate knowledge of rustic life and manners, and heard those legendary

tales and wild superstitions which he has woven like witchcraft into

his dramas. For in his time, we are told, it was a popular amusement in

winter evenings “to sit round the fire, and tell merry tales of errant

knights, queens, lovers, lords, ladies, giants, dwarfs, thieves,

cheaters, witches, fairies, goblins, and friars.” *

* Scot, in his “Discoverie of Witchcraft,” enumerates a of

these fireside fancies: “And they have so fraid us with host

bull-beggars, spirits, witches, urchins, elves, hags,

fairies, satyrs, pans, faunes, syrens, kit with the can

sticke, tritons, centaurs, dwarfes, giantes, imps, calcars,

conjurors, nymphes, changelings, incubus, Robin-goodfellow,

the spoorne, the mare, the man in the oke, the hell-waine,

the fier drake, the puckle, Tom Thombe, hobgoblins, Tom

Tumbler, boneless, and such other bugs, that we were afraid

of our own shadowes.”

My route for a part of the way lay in sight of the Avon, which made

a variety of the most fancy doublings and windings through a wide and

fertile valley--sometimes glittering from among willows which fringed

its borders; sometimes disappearing among groves or beneath green banks;

and sometimes rambling out into full view and making an azure sweep

round a slope of meadow-land. This beautiful bosom of country is called

the Vale of the Red Horse. A distant line of undulating blue hills seems

to be its boundary, whilst all the soft intervening landscape lies in a

manner enchained in the silver links of the Avon.

After pursuing the road for about three miles, I turned off into a

footpath, which led along the borders of fields and under hedgerows to a

private gate of the park; there was a stile, however, for the benefit of

the pedestrian, there being a public right of way through the grounds.

I delight in these hospitable estates, in which every one has a kind

of property--at least as far as the footpath is concerned. It in some

measure reconciles a poor man to his lot, and, what is more, to the

better lot of his neighbor, thus to have parks and pleasure-grounds

thrown open for his recreation. He breathes the pure air as freely and

lolls as luxuriously under the shade as the lord of the soil; and if he

has not the privilege of calling all that he sees his own, he has not,

at the same time, the trouble of paying for it and keeping it in order.

I now found myself among noble avenues of oaks and elms, whose vast size

bespoke the growth of centuries. The wind sounded solemnly among

their branches, and the rooks cawed from their hereditary nests in the

tree-tops. The eye ranged through a long lessening vista, with nothing

to interrupt the view but a distant statue and a vagrant deer stalking

like a shadow across the opening.

There is something about these stately old avenues that has the effect

of Gothic architecture, not merely from the pretended similarity of

form, but from their bearing the evidence of long duration, and of

having had their origin in a period of time with which we associate

ideas of romantic grandeur. They betoken also the long-settled dignity

and proudly-concentrated independence of an ancient family; and I have

heard a worthy but aristocratic old friend observe, when speaking of the

sumptuous palaces of modern gentry, that “money could do much with

stone and mortar, but thank Heaven! there was no such thing as suddenly

building up an avenue of oaks.”

It was from wandering in early life among this rich scenery, and about

the romantic solitudes of the adjoining park of Fullbroke, which then

formed a part of the Lucy estate, that some of Shakepeare’s commentators

have supposed he derived his noble forest meditations of Jaques and

the enchanting woodland pictures in “As You Like It.” It is in lonely

wanderings through such scenes that the mind drinks deep but quiet

draughts of inspiration, and becomes intensely sensible of the beauty

and majesty of Nature. The imagination kindles into reverie and rapture,

vague but exquisite images and ideas keep breaking upon it, and we revel

in a mute and almost incommunicable luxury of thought. It was in some

such mood, and perhaps under one of those very trees before me, which

threw their broad shades over the grassy banks and quivering waters of

the Avon, that the poet’s fancy may have sallied forth into that little

song which breathes the very soul of a rural voluptuary

Unto the greenwood tree,

Who loves to lie with me

And tune his merry throat

Unto the sweet bird’s note,

Come hither, come hither, come hither.

Here shall he see

No enemy,

But winter and rough weather.

I had now come in sight of the house. It is a large building of brick

with stone quoins, and is in the Gothic style of Queen Elizabeth’s day,

having been built in the first year of her reign. The exterior remains

very nearly in its original state, and may be considered a fair specimen

of the residence of a wealthy country gentleman of those days. A great

gateway opens from the park into a kind of courtyard in front of the

house, ornamented with a grassplot, shrubs, and flower-beds. The gateway

is in imitation of the ancient barbacan, being a kind of outpost and

flanked by towers, though evidently for mere ornament, instead of

defence. The front of the house is completely in the old style with

stone-shafted casements, a great bow-window of heavy stone-work, and a

portal with armorial bearings over it carved in stone. At each corner

of the building is an octagon tower surmounted by a gilt ball and

weather-cock.

The Avon, which winds through the park, makes a bend just at the foot

of a gently-sloping bank which sweeps down from the rear of the house.

Large herds of deer were feeding or reposing upon its borders, and

swans were sailing majestically upon its bosom. As I contemplated the

venerable old mansion I called to mind Falstaff’s encomium on Justice

Shallow’s abode, and the affected indifference and real vanity of the

latter:

“Falstaff. You have a goodly dwelling and a rich. Shallow. Barren,

barren, barren; beggars all, beggars all, Sir John:--marry, good air.”

Whatever may have been the joviality of the old mansion in the days of

Shakespeare, it had now an air of stillness and solitude. The great iron

gateway that opened into the courtyard was locked, there was no show

of servants bustling about the place; the deer gazed quietly at me as I

passed, being no longer harried by the moss-troopers of Stratford. The

only sign of domestic life that I met with was a white cat stealing with

wary look and stealthy pace towards the stables, as if on some nefarious

expedition. I must not omit to mention the carcass of a scoundrel crow

which I saw suspended against the barn-wall, as it shows that the Lucys

still inherit that lordly abhorrence of poachers and maintain that

rigorous exercise of territorial power which was so strenuously

manifested in the case of the bard.

After prowling about for some time, I at length found my way to a

lateral portal, which was the every-day entrance to the mansion. I was

courteously received by a worthy old housekeeper, who, with the civility

and communicativeness of her order, showed me the interior of the house.

The greater part has undergone alterations and been adapted to modern

tastes and modes of living: there is a fine old oaken staircase, and the

great hall, that noble feature in an ancient manor-house, still retains

much of the appearance it must have had in the days of Shakespeare. The

ceiling is arched and lofty, and at one end is a gallery in which stands

an organ. The weapons and trophies of the chase, which formerly adorned

the hall of a country gentleman, have made way for family portraits.

There is a wide, hospitable fireplace, calculated for an ample

old-fashioned wood fire, formerly the rallying-place of winter

festivity. On the opposite side of the hall is the huge Gothic

bow-window, with stone shafts, which looks out upon the courtyard. Here

are emblazoned in stained glass the armorial bearings of the Lucy family

for many generations, some being dated in 1558. I was delighted to

observe in the quarterings the three white luces by which the character

of Sir Thomas was first identified with that of Justice Shallow. They

are mentioned in the first scene of the “Merry Wives of Windsor,” where

the Justice is in a rage with Falstaff for having “beaten his men,

killed his deer, and broken into his lodge.” The poet had no doubt the

offences of himself and his comrades in mind at the time, and we may

suppose the family pride and vindictive threats of the puissant Shallow

to be a caricature of the pompous indignation of Sir Thomas.

“Shallow. Sir Hugh, persuade me not: I will make a Star Chamber matter

of it; if he were twenty John Falstaffs, he shall not abuse Sir Robert

Shallow, Esq.

Slender. In the county of Gloster, justice of peace and coram.

Shallow. Ay, cousin Slender, and custalorum.

Slender. Ay, and ratolorum too, and a gentleman born, master parson; who

writes himself Armigero in any bill, warrant, quittance, or obligation,

Armigero.

Shallow. Ay, that I do; and have done any time these three hundred

years.

Slender. All his successors gone before him have done’t, and all his

ancestors that come after him may; they may give the dozen white luces

in their coat....

Shallow. The council shall hear it; it is a riot.

Evans. It is not meet the council hear of a riot; there is no fear of

Got in a riot; the council, hear you, shall desire to hear the fear of

Got, and not to hear a riot; take your vizaments in that.

Shallow. Ha! o’ my life, if I were young again, the sword should end

it!”

Near the window thus emblazoned hung a portrait, by Sir Peter Lely,

of one of the Lucy family, a great beauty of the time of Charles

the Second: the old housekeeper shook her head as she pointed to the

picture, and informed me that this lady had been sadly addicted to

cards, and had gambled away a great portion of the family estate, among

which was that part of the park where Shakespeare and his comrades had

killed the deer. The lands thus lost had not been entirely regained by

the family even at the present day. It is but justice to this recreant

dame to confess that she had a surpassingly fine hand and arm.

The picture which most attracted my attention was a great painting over

the fireplace, containing likenesses of Sir Thomas Lucy and his family

who inhabited the hall in the latter part of Shakespeare’s lifetime.

I at first thought that it was the vindictive knight himself, but the

housekeeper assured me that it was his son; the only likeness extant

of the former being an effigy upon his tomb in the church of the

neighboring hamlet of Charlecot.*

* This effigy is in white marble, and represents the knight

in complete armor. Near him lies the effigy of his wife, and

on her tomb is the following inscription; which, if really

composed by her husband, places him quite above the

intellectual level of Master Shallow:

Here lyeth the Lady Joyce Lucy wife of Sir Thomas Lucy of

Charlecot in ye county of Warwick, Knight, Daughter and heir

of Thomas Acton of Sutton in ye county of Worcester Esquire

who departed out of this wretched world to her heavenly

kingdom ye 10 day of February in ye yeare of our Lord God

1595 and of her age 60 and three. All the time of her lyfe a

true and faythful servant of her good God, never detected of

any cryme or vice. In religion most sounde, in love to her

husband most faythful and true. In friendship most constant;

to what in trust was committed unto her most secret. In

wisdom excelling. In governing of her house, bringing up of

youth in ye fear of God that did converse with her moste

rare and singular. A great maintayner of hospitality.

Greatly esteemed of her betters; misliked of none unless of

the envyous. When all is spoken that can be saide a woman so

garnished with virtue as not to be bettered and hardly to be

equalled by any. As shee lived most virtuotisly so shee died

most Godly. Set downe by him yt best did knowe what hath byn

written to be true.

Thomas Lucye.

The picture gives a lively idea of the costume and manners of the time.

Sir Thomas is dressed in ruff and doublet, white shoes with roses in

them, and has a peaked yellow, or, as Master Slender would say, “a

cane-colored beard.” His lady is seated on the opposite side of the

picture in wide ruff and long stomacher, and the children have a most

venerable stiffness and formality of dress. Hounds and spaniels are

mingled in the family group; a hawk is seated on his perch in the

foreground, and one of the children holds a bow, all intimating the

knight’s skill in hunting, hawking, and archery, so indispensable to an

accomplished gentleman in those days.*

* Bishop Earle, speaking of the country gentleman of his

time, observes, “His housekeeping is seen much in the

different families of dogs and serving-men attendant on

their kennels; and the deepness of their throats is the

depth of his discourse. A hawk he esteems the true burden of

nobility, and is exceedingly ambitious to seem delighted

with the sport, and have his fist gloved with his jesses.”

And Gilpin, in his description of a Mr. Hastings, remarks,

“He kept all sorts of hounds that run buck, fox, hare,

otter, and badger; and had hawks of all kinds both long and

short winged. His great hall was commonly strewed with

marrow-bones, and full of hawk perches, hounds, spaniels,

and terriers. On a broad hearth, paved with brick, lay some

of the choicest terriers, hounds, and spaniels.”

I regretted to find that the ancient furniture of the hall had

disappeared; for I had hoped to meet with the stately elbow-chair of

carved oak in which the country squire of former days was wont to sway

the sceptre of empire over his rural domains, and in which it might be

presumed the redoubled Sir Thomas sat enthroned in awful state when

the recreant Shakespeare was brought before him. As I like to deck out

pictures for my own entertainment, I pleased myself with the idea that

this very hall had been the scene of the unlucky bard’s examination on

the morning after his captivity in the lodge. I fancied to myself the

rural potentate surrounded by his body-guard of butler, pages, and

blue-coated serving-men with their badges, while the luckless culprit

was brought in, forlorn and chopfallen, in the custody of gamekeepers,

huntsmen, and whippers-in, and followed by a rabble rout of country

clowns. I fancied bright faces of curious housemaids peeping from the

half-opened doors, while from the gallery the fair daughters of the

knight leaned gracefully forward, eyeing the youthful prisoner with that

pity “that dwells in womanhood.” Who would have thought that this poor

varlet, thus trembling before the brief authority of a country squire,

and the sport of rustic boors, was soon to become the delight of

princes, the theme of all tongues and ages, the dictator to the human

mind and was to confer immortality on his oppressor by a caricature and

a lampoon?

I was now invited by the butler to walk into the garden, and I felt

inclined to visit the orchard and harbor where the justice treated Sir

John Falstaff and Cousin Silence “to a last year’s pippin of his own

grafting, with a dish of caraways;” but I had already spent so much

of the day in my ramblings that I was obliged to give up any further

investigations. When about to take my leave I was gratified by the

civil entreaties of the housekeeper and butler that I would take some

refreshment--an instance of good old hospitality which, I grieve to say,

we castle-hunters seldom meet with in modern days. I make no doubt it is

a virtue which the present representative of the Lucys inherits from

his ancestors; for Shakespeare, even in his caricature, makes Justice

Shallow importunate in this respect, as witness his pressing instances

to Falstaff:

“By cock and pye, Sir, you shall not away to-night..... I will not

excuse you; you shall not be excused; excuses shall not be admitted;

there is no excuse shall serve; you shall not be excused.... Some

pigeons, Davy, a couple of short-legged hens; a joint of mutton; and any

pretty little tiny kickshaws, tell ‘William Cook.’”

I now bade a reluctant farewell to the old hall. My mind had become so

completely possessed by the imaginary scenes and characters connected

with it that I seemed to be actually living among them. Everything

brought them as it were before my eyes, and as the door of the

dining-room opened I almost expected to hear the feeble voice of Master

Silence quavering forth his favorite ditty:

“‘Tis merry in hall, when beards wag all,

And welcome merry Shrove-tide!”

On returning to my inn I could not but reflect on the singular gift of

the poet, to be able thus to spread the magic of his mind over the very

face of Nature, to give to things and places a charm and character

not their own, and to turn this “working-day world” into a perfect

fairy-land. He is indeed the true enchanter, whose spell operates,

not upon the senses, but upon the imagination and the heart. Under the

wizard influence of Shakespeare I had been walking all day in a complete

delusion. I had surveyed the landscape through the prism of poetry,

which tinged every object with the hues of the rainbow. I had been

surrounded with fancied beings, with mere airy nothings conjured up

by poetic power, yet which, to me, had all the charm of reality. I had

heard Jaques soliloquize beneath his oak; had beheld the fair Rosalind

and her companion adventuring through the woodlands; and, above all,

had been once more present in spirit with fat Jack Falstaff and his

contemporaries, from the august Justice Shallow down to the gentle

Master Slender and the sweet Anne Page. Ten thousand honors and

blessings on the bard who has thus gilded the dull realities of life

with innocent illusions, who has spread exquisite and unbought pleasures

in my chequered path, and beguiled my spirit in many a lonely hour with

all the cordial and cheerful sympathies of social life!

As I crossed the bridge over the Avon on my return, I paused to

contemplate the distant church in which the poet lies buried, and could

not but exult in the malediction which has kept his ashes undisturbed

in its quiet and hallowed vaults. What honor could his name have

derived from being mingled in dusty companionship with the epitaphs

and escutcheons and venal eulogiums of a titled multitude? What would

a crowded corner in Westminster Abbey have been, compared with this

reverend pile, which seems to stand in beautiful loneliness as his sole

mausoleum! The solitude about the grave may be but the offspring of

an overwrought sensibility; but human nature is made up of foibles and

prejudices, and its best and tenderest affections are mingled with these

factitious feelings. He who has sought renown about the world, and has

reaped a full harvest of worldly favor, will find, after all, that there

is no love, no admiration, no applause, so sweet to the soul as that

which springs up in his native place. It is there that he seeks to be

gathered in peace and honor among his kindred and his early friends. And

when the weary heart and failing head begin to warn him that the evening

of life is drawing on, he turns as fondly as does the infant to

the mother’s arms to sink to sleep in the bosom of the scene of his

childhood.

How would it have cheered the spirit of the youthful bard when,

wandering forth in disgrace upon a doubtful world, he cast back a heavy

look upon his paternal home, could he have foreseen that before many

years he should return to it covered with renown; that his name should

become the boast and glory of his native place; that his ashes should

be religiously guarded as its most precious treasure; and that its

lessening spire, on which his eyes were fixed in tearful contemplation,

should one day become the beacon towering amidst the gentle landscape to

guide the literary pilgrim of every nation to his tomb!

TRAITS OF INDIAN CHARACTER.

“I appeal to any white man if ever he entered Logan’s cabin hungry, and

he gave him not to eat; if ever he came cold and naked, and he clothed

him not.”--Speech of au Indian Chief.

THERE is something in the character and habits of the North American

savage, taken in connection with the scenery over which he is accustomed

to range, its vast lakes, boundless forests, majestic rivers, and

trackless plains, that is, to my mind, wonderfully striking and sublime.

He is formed for the wilderness, as the Arab is for the desert.

His nature is stern, simple, and enduring, fitted to grapple with

difficulties and to support privations. There seems but little soil in

his heart for the support of the kindly virtues; and yet, if we would

but take the trouble to penetrate through that proud stoicism

and habitual taciturnity which lock up his character from casual

observation, we should find him linked to his fellow-man of civilized

life by more of those sympathies and affections than are usually

ascribed to him.

It has been the lot of the unfortunate aborigines of America in the

early periods of colonization to be doubly wronged by the white men.

They have been dispossessed of their hereditary possessions by mercenary

and frequently wanton warfare, and their characters have been traduced

by bigoted and interested writers. The colonists often treated them like

beasts of the forest, and the author has endeavored to justify him

in his outrages. The former found it easier to exterminate than to

civilize; the latter to vilify than to discriminate. The appellations of

savage and pagan were deemed sufficient to sanction the hostilities

of both; and thus the poor wanderers of the forest were persecuted and

defamed, not because they were guilty, but because they were ignorant.

The rights of the savage have seldom been properly appreciated or

respected by the white man. In peace he has too often been the dupe of

artful traffic; in war he has been regarded as a ferocious animal whose

life or death was a question of mere precaution and convenience. Man

is cruelly wasteful of life when his own safety is endangered and he is

sheltered by impunity, and little mercy is to be expected from him

when he feels the sting of the reptile and is conscious of the power to

destroy.

The same prejudices, which were indulged thus early, exist in common

circulation at the present day. Certain learned societies have, it is

true, with laudable diligence, endeavored to investigate and record

the real characters and manners of the Indian tribes; the American

government, too, has wisely and humanely exerted itself to inculcate

a friendly and forbearing spirit towards them and to protect them from

fraud and injustice.* The current opinion of the Indian character,

however, is too apt to be formed from the miserable hordes which infest

the frontiers and hang on the skirts of the settlements. These are too

commonly composed of degenerate beings, corrupted and enfeebled by the

vices of society, without being benefited by its civilization. That

proud independence which formed the main pillar of savage virtue has

been shaken down, and the whole moral fabric lies in ruins. Their

spirits are humiliated and debased by a sense of inferiority, and their

native courage cowed and daunted by the superior knowledge and power of

their enlightened neighbors. Society has advanced upon them like one of

those withering airs that will sometimes breed desolation over a whole

region of fertility. It has enervated their strength, multiplied their

diseases, and superinduced upon their original barbarity the low vices

of artificial life. It has given them a thousand superfluous wants,

whilst it has diminished their means of mere existence. It has driven

before it the animals of the chase, who fly from the sound of the axe

and the smoke of the settlement and seek refuge in the depths of remoter

forests and yet untrodden wilds. Thus do we too often find the Indians

on our frontiers to be the mere wrecks and remnants of once powerful

tribes, who have lingered in the vicinity of the settlements and sunk

into precarious and vagabond existence. Poverty, repining and hopeless

poverty, a canker of the mind unknown in savage life, corrodes their

spirits and blights every free and noble quality of their natures. They

become drunken, indolent, feeble, thievish, and pusillanimous. They

loiter like vagrants about the settlements, among spacious dwellings

replete with elaborate comforts, which only render them sensible of

the comparative wretchedness of their own condition. Luxury spreads its

ample board before their eyes, but they are excluded from the banquet.

Plenty revels over the fields, but they are starving in the midst of its

abundance; the whole wilderness has blossomed into a garden, but they

feel as reptiles that infest it.

* The American Government has been indefatigable in its

exertions to ameliorate the situation of the Indians, and to

introduce among them the arts of civilization and civil and

religious knowledge. To protect them from the frauds of the

white traders no purchase of land from them by individuals

is permitted, nor is any person allowed to receive lands

from them as a present without the express sanction of

government. These precautions are strictly enforced.

How different was their state while yet the undisputed lords of the

soil! Their wants were few and the means of gratification within their

reach. They saw every one round them sharing the same lot, enduring the

same hardships, feeding on the same aliments, arrayed in the same rude

garments. No roof then rose but was open to the homeless stranger; no

smoke curled among the trees but he was welcome to sit down by its fire

and join the hunter in his repast. “For,” says an old historian of New

England, “their life is so void of care, and they are so loving also,

that they make use of those things they enjoy as common goods, and are

therein so compassionate that rather than one should starve through

want, they would starve all; thus they pass their time merrily, not

regarding our pomp, but are better content with their own, which some

men esteem so meanly of.” Such were the Indians whilst in the pride

and energy of their primitive natures: they resembled those wild plants

which thrive best in the shades of the forest, but shrink from the hand

of cultivation and perish beneath the influence of the sun.

In discussing the savage character writers have been too prone to

indulge in vulgar prejudice and passionate exaggeration, instead of the

candid temper of true philosophy. They have not sufficiently considered

the peculiar circumstances in which the Indians have been placed, and

the peculiar principles under which they have been educated. No being

acts more rigidly from rule than the Indian. His whole conduct is

regulated according to some general maxims early implanted in his mind.

The moral laws that govern him are, to be sure, but few; but then he

conforms to them all; the white man abounds in laws of religion, morals,

and manners, but how many does he violate!

A frequent ground of accusation against the Indians is their disregard

of treaties, and the treachery and wantonness with which, in time of

apparent peace, they will suddenly fly to hostilities. The intercourse

of the white men with the Indians, however, is too apt to be cold,

distrustful, oppressive, and insulting. They seldom treat them with that

confidence and frankness which are indispensable to real friendship, nor

is sufficient caution observed not to offend against those feelings of

pride or superstition which often prompt the Indian to hostility

quicker than mere considerations of interest. The solitary savage feels

silently, but acutely. His sensibilities are not diffused over so wide

a surface as those of the white man, but they run in steadier and deeper

channels. His pride, his affections, his superstitions, are all

directed towards fewer objects, but the wounds inflicted on them are

proportionably severe, and furnish motives of hostility which we cannot

sufficiently appreciate. Where a community is also limited in number,

and forms one great patriarchal family, as in an Indian tribe, the

injury of an individual is the injury of the whole, and the sentiment

of vengeance is almost instantaneously diffused. One council-fire is

sufficient for the discussion and arrangement of a plan of hostilities.

Here all the fighting-men and sages assemble. Eloquence and superstition

combine to inflame the minds of the warriors. The orator awakens

their martial ardor, and they are wrought up to a kind of religious

desperation by the visions of the prophet and the dreamer.

An instance of one of those sudden exasperations, arising from a motive

peculiar to the Indian character, is extant in an old record of the

early settlement of Massachusetts. The planters of Plymouth had defaced

the monuments of the dead at Passonagessit, and had plundered the grave

of the Sachem’s mother of some skins with which it had been decorated.

The Indians are remarkable for the reverence which they entertain for

the sepulchres of their kindred. Tribes that have passed generations

exiled from the abodes of their ancestors, when by chance they have

been travelling in the vicinity, have been known to turn aside from the

highway, and, guided by wonderfully accurate tradition, have crossed the

country for miles to some tumulus, buried perhaps in woods, where the

bones of their tribe were anciently deposited, and there have passed

hours in silent meditation. Influenced by this sublime and holy feeling,

the Sachem whose mother’s tomb had been violated gathered his men

together, and addressed them in the following beautifully simple

and pathetic harangue--a curious specimen of Indian eloquence and an

affecting instance of filial piety in a savage:

“When last the glorious light of all the sky was underneath this globe

and birds grew silent, I began to settle, as my custom is, to take

repose. Before mine eyes were fast closed methought I saw a vision, at

which my spirit was much troubled; and trembling at that doleful sight,

a spirit cried aloud, ‘Behold, my son, whom I have cherished, see the

breasts that gave thee suck, the hands that lapped thee warm and fed

thee oft. Canst thou forget to take revenge of those wild people

who have defaced my monument in a despiteful manner, disdaining our

antiquities and honorable customs? See, now, the Sachem’s grave lies

like the common people, defaced by an ignoble race. Thy mother doth

complain and implores thy aid against this thievish people who have

newly intruded on our land. If this be suffered, I shall not rest quiet

in my everlasting habitation.’ This said, the spirit vanished, and I,

all in a sweat, not able scarce to speak, began to get some strength

and recollect my spirits that were fled, and determined to demand your

counsel and assistance.”

I have adduced this anecdote at some length, as it tends to show how

these sudden acts of hostility, which have been attributed to caprice

and perfidy, may often arise from deep and generous motives, which

our inattention to Indian character and customs prevents our properly

appreciating.

Another ground of violent outcry against the Indians is their barbarity

to the vanquished. This had its origin partly in policy and partly in

superstition. The tribes, though sometimes called nations, were never

so formidable in their numbers but that the loss of several warriors

was sensibly felt; this was particularly the case when they had been

frequently engaged in warfare; and many an instance occurs in Indian

history where a tribe that had long been formidable to its neighbors

has been broken up and driven away by the capture and massacre of its

principal fighting-men. There was a strong temptation, therefore, to the

victor to be merciless, not so much to gratify any cruel revenge, as

to provide for future security. The Indians had also the superstitious

belief, frequent among barbarous nations and prevalent also among the

ancients, that the manes of their friends who had fallen in battle were

soothed by the blood of the captives. The prisoners, however, who are

not thus sacrificed are adopted into their families in the place of the

slain, and are treated with the confidence and affection of relatives

and friends; nay, so hospitable and tender is their entertainment that

when the alternative is offered them they will often prefer to remain

with their adopted brethren rather than return to the home and the

friends of their youth.

The cruelty of the Indians towards their prisoners has been heightened

since the colonization of the whites. What was formerly a compliance

with policy and superstition has been exasperated into a gratification

of vengeance. They cannot but be sensible that the white men are the

usurpers of their ancient dominion, the cause of their degradation, and

the gradual destroyers of their race. They go forth to battle smarting

with injuries and indignities which they have individually suffered, and

they are driven to madness and despair by the wide-spreading desolation

and the overwhelming ruin of European warfare. The whites have too

frequently set them an example of violence by burning their villages

and laying waste their slender means of subsistence, and yet they wonder

that savages do not show moderation and magnanimity towards those who

have left them nothing but mere existence and wretchedness.

We stigmatize the Indians, also, as cowardly and treacherous, because

they use stratagem in warfare in preference to open force; but in this

they are fully justified by their rude code of honor. They are early

taught that stratagem is praiseworthy; the bravest warrior thinks it

no disgrace to lurk in silence, and take every advantage of his foe: he

triumphs in the superior craft and sagacity by which he has been enabled

to surprise and destroy an enemy. Indeed, man is naturally more prone to

subtilty than open valor, owing to his physical weakness in comparison

with other animals. They are endowed with natural weapons of defence,

with horns, with tusks, with hoofs, and talons; but man has to depend

on his superior sagacity. In all his encounters with these, his proper

enemies, he resorts to stratagem; and when he perversely turns his

hostility against his fellow-man, he at first continues the same subtle

mode of warfare.

The natural principle of war is to do the most harm to our enemy with

the least harm to ourselves; and this of course is to be effected by

stratagem. That chivalrous courage which induces us to despise the

suggestions of prudence and to rush in the face of certain danger is the

offspring of society and produced by education. It is honorable,

because it is in fact the triumph of lofty sentiment over an instinctive

repugnance to pain, and over those yearnings after personal ease and

security which society has condemned as ignoble. It is kept alive by

pride and the fear of shame; and thus the dread of real evil is overcome

by the superior dread of an evil which exists but in the imagination. It

has been cherished and stimulated also by various means. It has been

the theme of spirit-stirring song and chivalrous story. The poet and

minstrel have delighted to shed round it the splendors of fiction, and

even the historian has forgotten the sober gravity of narration and

broken forth into enthusiasm and rhapsody in its praise. Triumphs and

gorgeous pageants have been its reward: monuments, on which art has

exhausted its skill and opulence its treasures, have been erected

to perpetuate a nation’s gratitude and admiration. Thus artificially

excited, courage has risen to an extraordinary and factitious degree

of heroism, and, arrayed in all the glorious “pomp and circumstance of

war,” this turbulent quality has even been able to eclipse many of those

quiet but invaluable virtues which silently ennoble the human character

and swell the tide of human happiness.

But if courage intrinsically consists in the defiance of danger and

pain, the life of the Indian is a continual exhibition of it. He lives

in a state of perpetual hostility and risk. Peril and adventure

are congenial to his nature, or rather seem necessary to arouse his

faculties and to give an interest to his existence. Surrounded by

hostile tribes, whose mode of warfare is by ambush and surprisal, he is

always prepared for fight and lives with his weapons in his hands. As

the ship careers in fearful singleness through the solitudes of ocean,

as the bird mingles among clouds and storms, and wings its way, a

mere speck, across the pathless fields of air, so the Indian holds his

course, silent, solitary, but undaunted, through the boundless bosom of

the wilderness. His expeditions may vie in distance and danger with

the pilgrimage of the devotee or the crusade of the knight-errant. He

traverses vast forests exposed to the hazards of lonely sickness, of

lurking enemies, and pining famine. Stormy lakes, those great inland

seas, are no obstacles to his wanderings: in his light canoe of bark he

sports like a feather on their waves, and darts with the swiftness of

an arrow down the roaring rapids of the rivers. His very subsistence

is snatched from the midst of toil and peril. He gains his food by the

hardships and dangers of the chase: he wraps himself in the spoils of

the bear, the panther, and the buffalo, and sleeps among the thunders of

the cataract.

No hero of ancient or modern days can surpass the Indian in his lofty

contempt of death and the fortitude with which he sustains his cruelest

affliction. Indeed, we here behold him rising superior to the white man

in consequence of his peculiar education. The latter rushes to glorious

death at the cannon’s mouth; the former calmly contemplates its

approach, and triumphantly endures it amidst the varied torments of

surrounding foes and the protracted agonies of fire. He even takes

a pride in taunting his persecutors and provoking their ingenuity of

torture; and as the devouring flames prey on his very vitals and the

flesh shrinks from the sinews, he raises his last song of triumph,

breathing the defiance of an unconquered heart and invoking the spirits

of his fathers to witness that he dies without a groan.

Notwithstanding the obloquy with which the early historians have

overshadowed the characters of the unfortunate natives, some bright

gleams occasionally break through which throw a degree of melancholy

lustre on their memories. Facts are occasionally to be met with in the

rude annals of the eastern provinces which, though recorded with the

coloring of prejudice and bigotry, yet speak for themselves, and will

be dwelt on with applause and sympathy when prejudice shall have passed

away.

In one of the homely narratives of the Indian wars in New England there

is a touching account of the desolation carried into the tribe of

the Pequod Indians. Humanity shrinks from the cold-blooded detail of

indiscriminate butchery. In one place we read of the surprisal of an

Indian fort in the night, when the wigwams were wrapped in flames and

the miserable inhabitants shot down and slain in attempting to escape,

“all being despatched and ended in the course of an hour.” After a

series of similar transactions “our soldiers,” as the historian

piously observes, “being resolved by God’s assistance to make a final

destruction of them,” the unhappy savages being hunted from their homes

and fortresses and pursued with fire and sword, a scanty but gallant

band, the sad remnant of the Pequod warriors, with their wives and

children took refuge in a swamp.

Burning with indignation and rendered sullen by despair, with hearts

bursting with grief at the destruction of their tribe, and spirits

galled and sore at the fancied ignominy of their defeat, they refused to

ask their lives at the hands of an insulting foe, and preferred death to

submission.

As the night drew on they were surrounded in their dismal retreat, so as

to render escape impracticable. Thus situated, their enemy “plied them

with shot all the time, by which means many were killed and buried in

the mire.” In the darkness and fog that preceded the dawn of day some

few broke through the besiegers and escaped into the woods; “the rest

were left to the conquerors, of which many were killed in the swamp,

like sullen dogs who would rather, in their self-willedness and madness,

sit still and be shot through or cut to pieces” than implore for mercy.

When the day broke upon this handful of forlorn but dauntless spirits,

the soldiers, we are told, entering the swamp, “saw several heaps of

them sitting close together, upon whom they discharged their pieces,

laden with ten or twelve pistol bullets at a time, putting the muzzles

of the pieces under the boughs, within a few yards of them; so as,

besides those that were found dead, many more were killed and sunk into

the mire, and never were minded more by friend or foe.”

Can any one read this plain unvarnished tale without admiring the stern

resolution, the unbending pride, the loftiness of spirit that seemed to

nerve the hearts of these self-taught heroes and to raise them above the

instinctive feelings of human nature? When the Gauls laid waste the city

of Rome, they found the senators clothed in their robes and seated with

stern tranquillity in their curule chairs; in this manner they suffered

death without resistance or even supplication. Such conduct was in them

applauded as noble and magnanimous; in the hapless Indian it was

reviled as obstinate and sullen. How truly are we the dupes of show and

circumstance! How different is virtue clothed in purple and enthroned

in state, from virtue naked and destitute and perishing obscurely in a

wilderness!

But I forbear to dwell on these gloomy pictures. The eastern tribes have

long since disappeared; the forests that sheltered them have been laid

low, and scarce any traces remain of them in the thickly-settled States

of New England, excepting here and there the Indian name of a village

or a stream. And such must, sooner or later, be the fate of those other

tribes which skirt the frontiers, and have occasionally been inveigled

from their forests to mingle in the wars of white men. In a little

while, and they will go the way that their brethren have gone before.

The few hordes which still linger about the shores of Huron and Superior

and the tributary streams of the Mississippi will share the fate of

those tribes that once spread over Massachusetts and Connecticut and

lorded it along the proud banks of the Hudson, of that gigantic race

said to have existed on the borders of the Susquehanna, and of those

various nations that flourished about the Potomac and the Rappahannock

and that peopled the forests of the vast valley of Shenandoah. They will

vanish like a vapor from the face of the earth; their very history will

be lost in forgetfulness; and “the places that now know them will know

them no more forever.” Or if, perchance, some dubious memorial of them

should survive, it may be in the romantic dreams of the poet, to people

in imagination his glades and groves, like the fauns and satyrs and

sylvan deities of antiquity. But should he venture upon the dark story

of their wrongs and wretchedness, should he tell how they were invaded,

corrupted, despoiled, driven from their native abodes and the sepulchres

of their fathers, hunted like wild beasts about the earth, and sent down

with violence and butchery to the grave, posterity will either turn with

horror and incredulity from the tale or blush with indignation at the

inhumanity of their forefathers. “We are driven back,” said an old

warrior, “until we can retreat no farther--our hatchets are broken, our

bows are snapped, our fires are nearly extinguished; a little longer and

the white man will cease to persecute us, for we shall cease to exist!”

PHILIP OF POKANOKET.

AN INDIAN MEMOIR.

As monumental bronze unchanged his look:

A soul that pity touch’d, but never shook;

Train’d from his tree-rock’d cradle to his bier,

The fierce extremes of good and ill to brook

Impassive--fearing but the shame of fear--

stoic of the woods--a man without a tear.

CAMPBELL.

IT is to be regretted that those early writers who treated of the

discovery and settlement of America have not given us more particular

and candid accounts of the remarkable characters that flourished in

savage life. The scanty anecdotes which have reached us are full of

peculiarity and interest; they furnish us with nearer glimpses of human

nature, and show what man is in a comparatively primitive state and what

he owes to civilization. There is something of the charm of discovery

in lighting upon these wild and unexplored tracts of human nature--in

witnessing, as it were, the native growth of moral sentiment, and

perceiving those generous and romantic qualities which have been

artificially cultivated by society vegetating in spontaneous hardihood

and rude magnificence.

In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence,

of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow-men, he is

constantly acting a studied part. The bold and peculiar traits of native

character are refined away or softened down by the levelling influence

of what is termed good-breeding, and he practises so many petty

deceptions and affects so many generous sentiments for the purposes

of popularity that it is difficult to distinguish his real from his

artificial character. The Indian, on the contrary, free from the

restraints and refinements of polished life, and in a great degree a

solitary and independent being, obeys the impulses of his inclination

or the dictates of his judgment; and thus the attributes of his nature,

being freely indulged, grow singly great and striking. Society is like

a lawn, where every roughness is smoothed, every bramble eradicated, and

where the eye is delighted by the smiling verdure of a velvet surface;

he, however, who would study Nature in its wildness and variety must

plunge into the forest, must explore the glen, must stem the torrent,

and dare the precipice.

These reflections arose on casually looking through a volume of early

colonial history wherein are recorded, with great bitterness, the

outrages of the Indians and their wars with the settlers New England.

It is painful to perceive, even from these partial narratives, how the

footsteps of civilization may be traced in the blood of the aborigines;

how easily the colonists were moved to hostility by the lust of

conquest; how merciless and exterminating was their warfare. The

imagination shrinks at the idea of how many intellectual beings were

hunted from the earth, how many brave and noble hearts, of Nature’s

sterling coinage, were broken down and trampled in the dust.

Such was the fate of PHILIP OF POKANOKET, an Indian warrior whose name

was once a terror throughout Massachusetts and Connecticut. He was the

most distinguished of a number of contemporary sachems who reigned over

the Pequods, the Narragansetts, the Wampanoags, and the other eastern

tribes at the time of the first settlement of New England--a band of

native untaught heroes who made the most generous struggle of which

human nature is capable, fighting to the last gasp in the cause of their

country, without a hope of victory or a thought of renown. Worthy of

an age of poetry and fit subjects for local story and romantic fiction,

they have left scarcely any authentic traces on the page of history, but

stalk like gigantic shadows in the dim twilight of tradition.*

* While correcting the proof-sheets of this article the

author is informed that a celebrated English poet has nearly

finished an heroic poem on the story of Philip of Pokanoket.

When the Pilgrims, as the Plymouth settlers are called by their

descendants, first took refuge on the shores of the New World from

the religious persecutions of the Old, their situation was to the last

degree gloomy and disheartening. Few in number, and that number rapidly

perishing away through sickness and hardships, surrounded by a howling

wilderness and savage tribes, exposed to the rigors of an almost arctic

winter and the vicissitudes of an ever-shifting climate, their minds

were filled with doleful forebodings, and nothing preserved them

from sinking into despondency but the strong excitement of religious

enthusiasm. In this forlorn situation they were visited by Massasoit,

chief sagamore of the Wampanoags, a powerful chief who reigned over

a great extent of country. Instead of taking advantage of the scanty

number of the strangers and expelling them from his territories, into

which they had intruded, he seemed at once to conceive for them a

generous friendship, and extended towards them the rites of primitive

hospitality. He came early in the spring to their settlement of New

Plymouth, attended by a mere handful of followers, entered into a solemn

league of peace and amity, sold them a portion of the soil, and promised

to secure for them the good-will of his savage allies. Whatever may be

said of Indian perfidy, it is certain that the integrity and good

faith of Massasoit have never been impeached. He continued a firm and

magnanimous friend of the white men, suffering them to extend their

possessions and to strengthen themselves in the land, and betraying no

jealousy of their increasing power and prosperity. Shortly before his

death he came once more to New Plymouth with his son Alexander, for

the purpose of renewing the covenant of peace and of securing it to his

posterity.

At this conference he endeavored to protect the religion of his

forefathers from the encroaching zeal of the missionaries, and

stipulated that no further attempt should be made to draw off his people

from their ancient faith; but, finding the English obstinately opposed

to any such condition, he mildly relinquished the demand. Almost the

last act of his life was to bring his two sons, Alexander and Philip

(as they had been named by the English), to the residence of a principal

settler, recommending mutual kindness and confidence, and entreating

that the same love and amity which had existed between the white men and

himself might be continued afterwards with his children. The good old

sachem died in peace, and was happily gathered to his fathers before

sorrow came upon his tribe; his children remained behind to experience

the ingratitude of white men.

His eldest son, Alexander, succeeded him. He was of a quick and

impetuous temper, and proudly tenacious of his hereditary rights and

dignity. The intrusive policy and dictatorial conduct of the

strangers excited his indignation, and he beheld with uneasiness their

exterminating wars with the neighboring tribes. He was doomed soon to

incur their hostility, being accused of plotting with the Narragansetts

to rise against the English and drive them from the land. It is

impossible to say whether this accusation was warranted by facts or was

grounded on mere suspicions. It is evident, however, by the violent and

overbearing measures of the settlers that they had by this time begun to

feel conscious of the rapid increase of their power, and to grow harsh

and inconsiderate in their treatment of the natives. They despatched

an armed force to seize upon Alexander and to bring him before their

courts. He was traced to his woodland haunts, and surprised at a

hunting-house where he was reposing with a band of his followers,

unarmed, after the toils of the chase. The suddenness of his arrest

and the outrage offered to his sovereign dignity so preyed upon the

irascible feelings of this proud savage as to throw him into a raging

fever. He was permitted to return home on condition of sending his son

as a pledge for his re-appearance; but the blow he had received was

fatal, and before he reached his home he fell a victim to the agonies of

a wounded spirit.

The successor of Alexander was Metamocet, or King Philip, as he was

called by the settlers on account of his lofty spirit and ambitious

temper. These, together with his well-known energy and enterprise, had

rendered him an object of great jealousy and apprehension, and he was

accused of having always cherished a secret and implacable hostility

towards the whites. Such may very probably and very naturally have been

the case. He considered them as originally but mere intruders into

the country, who had presumed upon indulgence and were extending

an influence baneful to savage life. He saw the whole race of his

countrymen melting before them from the face of the earth, their

territories slipping from their hands, and their tribes becoming feeble,

scattered, and dependent. It may be said that the soil was originally

purchased by the settlers; but who does not know the nature of Indian

purchases in the early periods of colonization? The Europeans always

made thrifty bargains through their superior adroitness in traffic, and

they gained vast accessions of territory by easily-provoked hostilities.

An uncultivated savage is never a nice inquirer into the refinements of

law by which an injury may be gradually and legally inflicted. Leading

facts are all by which he judges; and it was enough for Philip to know

that before the intrusion of the Europeans his countrymen were lords of

the soil, and that now they were becoming vagabonds in the land of their

fathers.

But whatever may have been his feelings of general hostility and his

particular indignation at the treatment of his brother, he suppressed

them for the present, renewed the contract with the settlers, and

resided peaceably for many years at Pokanoket, or as, it was called by

the English, Mount Hope,* the ancient seat of dominion of his tribe.

Suspicions, however, which were at first but vague and indefinite,

began to acquire form and substance, and he was at length charged with

attempting to instigate the various eastern tribes to rise at once, and

by a simultaneous effort to throw off the yoke of their oppressors. It

is difficult at this distant period to assign the proper credit due to

these early accusations against the Indians. There was a proneness to

suspicion and an aptness to acts of violence on the part of the whites

that gave weight and importance to every idle tale. Informers abounded

where tale-bearing met with countenance and reward, and the sword

was readily unsheathed when its success was certain and it carved out

empire.

* Now Bristol, Rhode Island.

The only positive evidence on record against Philip is the accusation

of one Sausaman, a renegado Indian, whose natural cunning had been

quickened by a partial education which he had received among the

settlers. He changed his faith and his allegiance two or three times

with a facility that evinced the looseness of his principles. He had

acted for some time as Philip’s confidential secretary and counsellor,

and had enjoyed his bounty and protection. Finding, however, that the

clouds of adversity were gathering round his patron, he abandoned his

service and went over to the whites, and in order to gain their favor

charged his former benefactor with plotting against their safety. A

rigorous investigation took place. Philip and several of his subjects

submitted to be examined, but nothing was proved against them. The

settlers, however, had now gone too far to retract; they had previously

determined that Philip was a dangerous neighbor; they had publicly

evinced their distrust, and had done enough to insure his hostility;

according, therefore, to the usual mode of reasoning in these cases,

his destruction had become necessary to their security. Sausaman, the

treacherous informer, was shortly afterwards found dead in a pond,

having fallen a victim to the vengeance of his tribe. Three Indians,

one of whom was a friend and counsellor of Philip, were apprehended

and tried, and on the testimony of one very questionable witness were

condemned and executed as murderers.

This treatment of his subjects and ignominious punishment of his friend

outraged the pride and exasperated the passions of Philip. The bolt

which had fallen thus at his very feet awakened him to the gathering

storm, and he determined to trust himself no longer in the power of the

white men. The fate of his insulted and broken-hearted brother still

rankled in his mind; and he had a further warning in the tragical story

of Miantonimo, a great Sachem of the Narragansetts, who, after manfully

facing his accusers before a tribunal of the colonists, exculpating

himself from a charge of conspiracy and receiving assurances of amity,

had been perfidiously despatched at their instigation. Philip therefore

gathered his fighting-men about him, persuaded all strangers that

he could to join his cause, sent the women and children to the

Narragansetts for safety, and wherever he appeared was continually

surrounded by armed warriors.

When the two parties were thus in a state of distrust and irritation,

the least spark was sufficient to set them in a flame. The Indians,

having weapons in their hands, grew mischievous and committed various

petty depredations. In one of their maraudings a warrior was fired on

and killed by a settler. This was the signal for open hostilities; the

Indians pressed to revenge the death of their comrade, and the alarm of

war resounded through the Plymouth colony.

In the early chronicles of these dark and melancholy times we meet with

many indications of the diseased state of the public mind. The gloom

of religious abstraction and the wildness of their situation among

trackless forests and savage tribes had disposed the colonists to

superstitious fancies, and had filled their imaginations with the

frightful chimeras of witchcraft and spectrology. They were much given

also to a belief in omens. The troubles with Philip and his Indians

were preceded, we are told, by a variety of those awful warnings which

forerun great and public calamities. The perfect form of an Indian

bow appeared in the air at New Plymouth, which was looked upon by the

inhabitants as a “prodigious apparition.” At Hadley, Northampton, and

other towns in their neighborhood “was heard the report of a great piece

of ordnance, with a shaking of the earth and a considerable echo.” *

Others were alarmed on a still sunshiny morning by the discharge of guns

and muskets; bullets seemed to whistle past them, and the noise of

drums resounded in the air, seeming to pass away to the westward; others

fancied that they heard the galloping of horses over their heads; and

certain monstrous births which took place about the time filled the

superstitious in some towns with doleful forebodings. Many of these

portentous sights and sounds may be ascribed to natural phenomena--to

the northern lights which occur vividly in those latitudes, the meteors

which explode in the air, the casual rushing of a blast through the top

branches of the forest, the crash of fallen trees or disrupted rocks,

and to those other uncouth sounds and echoes which will sometimes

strike the ear so strangely amidst the profound stillness of woodland

solitudes. These may have startled some melancholy imaginations, may

have been exaggerated by the love for the marvellous, and listened

to with that avidity with which we devour whatever is fearful and

mysterious. The universal currency of these superstitious fancies and

the grave record made of them by one of the learned men of the day are

strongly characteristic of the times.

* The Rev. Increase Mather’s History.

The nature of the contest that ensued was such as too often

distinguishes the warfare between civilized men and savages. On the part

of the whites it was conducted with superior skill and success, but with

a wastefulness of the blood and a disregard of the natural rights of

their antagonists: on the part of the Indians it was waged with the

desperation of men fearless of death, and who had nothing to expect from

peace but humiliation, dependence, and decay.

The events of the war are transmitted to us by a worthy clergyman of the

time, who dwells with horror and indignation on every hostile act of the

Indians, however justifiable, whilst he mentions with applause the most

sanguinary atrocities of the whites. Philip is reviled as a murderer and

a traitor, without considering that he was a true-born prince gallantly

fighting at the head of his subjects to avenge the wrongs of his family,

to retrieve the tottering power of his line, and to deliver his native

land from the oppression of usurping strangers.

The project of a wide and simultaneous revolt, if such had really been

formed, was worthy of a capacious mind, and had it not been prematurely

discovered might have been overwhelming in its consequences. The war

that actually broke out was but a war of detail, a mere succession of

casual exploits and unconnected enterprises. Still, it sets forth the

military genius and daring prowess of Philip, and wherever, in the

prejudiced and passionate narrations that have been given of it, we

can arrive at simple facts, we find him displaying a vigorous mind, a

fertility of expedients, a contempt of suffering and hardship, and an

unconquerable resolution that command our sympathy and applause.

Driven from his paternal domains at Mount Hope, he threw himself

into the depths of those vast and trackless forests that skirted the

settlements and were almost impervious to anything but a wild beast

or an Indian. Here he gathered together his forces, like the storm

accumulating its stores of mischief in the bosom of the thundercloud,

and would suddenly emerge at a time and place least expected, carrying

havoc and dismay into the villages. There were now and then indications

of these impending ravages that filled the minds of the colonists with

awe and apprehension. The report of a distant gun would perhaps be heard

from the solitary woodland, where there was known to be no white man;

the cattle which had been wandering in the woods would sometimes return

home wounded; or an Indian or two would be seen lurking about the

skirts of the forests and suddenly disappearing, as the lightning will

sometimes be seen playing silently about the edge of the cloud that is

brewing up the tempest.

Though sometimes pursued and even surrounded by the settlers, yet Philip

as often escaped almost miraculously from their toils, and, plunging

into the wilderness, would be lost to all search or inquiry until he

again emerged at some far distant quarter, laying the country desolate.

Among his strongholds were the great swamps or morasses which extend

in some parts of New England, composed of loose bogs of deep black

mud, perplexed with thickets, brambles, rank weeds, the shattered and

mouldering trunks of fallen trees, overshadowed by lugubrious hemlocks.

The uncertain footing and the tangled mazes of these shaggy wilds

rendered them almost impracticable to the white man, though the Indian

could thread their labyrinths with the agility of a deer. Into one of

these, the great swamp of Pocasset Neck, was Philip once driven with a

band of his followers. The English did not dare to pursue him, fearing

to venture into these dark and frightful recesses, where they might

perish in fens and miry pits or be shot down by lurking foes. They

therefore invested the entrance to the Neck, and began to build a fort

with the thought of starving out the foe; but Philip and his warriors

wafted themselves on a raft over an arm of the sea in the dead of night,

leaving the women and children behind, and escaped away to the westward,

kindling the flames of war among the tribes of Massachusetts and the

Nipmuck country and threatening the colony of Connecticut.

In this way Philip became a theme of universal apprehension. The mystery

in which he was enveloped exaggerated his real terrors. He was an evil

that walked in darkness, whose coming none could foresee and against

which none knew when to be on the alert. The whole country abounded with

rumors and alarms. Philip seemed almost possessed of ubiquity, for in

whatever part of the widely-extended frontier an irruption from the

forest took place, Philip was said to be its leader. Many superstitious

notions also were circulated concerning him. He was said to deal in

necromancy, and to be attended by an old Indian witch or prophetess,

whom he consulted and who assisted him by her charms and incantations.

This, indeed, was frequently the case with Indian chiefs, either through

their own credulity or to act upon that of their followers; and the

influence of the prophet and the dreamer over Indian superstition has

been fully evidenced in recent instances of savage warfare.

At the time that Philip effected his escape from Pocasset his fortunes

were in a desperate condition. His forces had been thinned by repeated

fights and he had lost almost the whole of his resources. In this time

of adversity he found a faithful friend in Canonchet, chief Sachem of

all the Narragansetts. He was the son and heir of Miantonimo, the great

sachem who, as already mentioned, after an honorable acquittal of the

charge of conspiracy, had been privately put to death at the perfidious

instigations of the settlers. “He was the heir,” says the old

chronicler, “of all his father’s pride and insolence, as well as of his

malice towards the English;” he certainly was the heir of his insults

and injuries and the legitimate avenger of his murder. Though he had

forborne to take an active part in this hopeless war, yet he received

Philip and his broken forces with open arms and gave them the most

generous countenance and support. This at once drew upon him the

hostility of the English, and it was determined to strike a signal blow

that should involve both the Sachems in one common ruin. A great force

was therefore gathered together from Massachusetts, Plymouth, and

Connecticut, and was sent into the Narragansett country in the depth of

winter, when the swamps, being frozen and leafless, could be traversed

with comparative facility and would no longer afford dark and

impenetrable fastnesses to the Indians.

Apprehensive of attack, Canonchet had conveyed the greater part of his

stores, together with the old, the infirm, the women and children of his

tribe, to a strong fortress, where he and Philip had likewise drawn

up the flower of their forces. This fortress, deemed by the Indians

impregnable, was situated upon a rising mound or kind of island of five

or six acres in the midst of a swamp; it was constructed with a degree

of judgment and skill vastly superior to what is usually displayed in

Indian fortification, and indicative of the martial genius of these two

chieftains.

Guided by a renegado Indian, the English penetrated, through December

snows, to this stronghold and came upon the garrison by surprise. The

fight was fierce and tumultuous. The assailants were repulsed in their

first attack, and several of their bravest officers were shot down in

the act of storming the fortress, sword in hand. The assault was renewed

with greater success. A lodgment was effected. The Indians were driven

from one post to another. They disputed their ground inch by inch,

fighting with the fury of despair. Most of their veterans were cut to

pieces, and after a long and bloody battle, Philip and Canonchet, with

a handful of surviving warriors, retreated from the fort and took refuge

in the thickets of the surrounding forest.

The victors set fire to the wigwams and the fort; the whole was soon in

a blaze; many of the old men, the women, and the children perished in

the flames. This last outrage overcame even the stoicism of the savage.

The neighboring woods resounded with the yells of rage and despair

uttered by the fugitive warriors, as they beheld the destruction

of their dwellings and heard the agonizing cries of their wives and

offspring. “The burning of the wigwams,” says a contemporary writer,

“the shrieks and cries of the women and children, and the yelling of

the warriors, exhibited a most horrible and affecting scene, so that it

greatly moved some of the soldiers.” The same writer cautiously adds,

“They were in much doubt then, and afterwards seriously inquired,

whether burning their enemies alive could be consistent with humanity,

and the benevolent principles of the gospel.” *

* MS. of the Rev. W. Ruggles.

The fate of the brave and generous Canonchet is worthy of particular

mention: the last scene of his life is one of the noblest instances on

record of Indian magnanimity.

Broken down in his power and resources by this signal defeat, yet

faithful to his ally and to the hapless cause which he had espoused, he

rejected all overtures of peace offered on condition of betraying Philip

and his followers, and declared that “he would fight it out to the

last man, rather than become a servant to the English.” His home being

destroyed, his country harassed and laid waste by the incursions of

the conquerors, he was obliged to wander away to the banks of the

Connecticut, where he formed a rallying-point to the whole body of

western Indians and laid waste several of the English settlements.

Early in the spring he departed on a hazardous expedition, with only

thirty chosen men, to penetrate to Seaconck, in the vicinity of Mount

Hope, and to procure seed corn to plant for the sustenance of his

troops. This little hand of adventurers had passed safely through the

Pequod country, and were in the centre of the Narragansett, resting

at some wigwams near Pautucket River, when an alarm was given of an

approaching enemy. Having but seven men by him at the time, Canonchet

despatched two of them to the top of a neighboring hill to bring

intelligence of the foe.

Panic-struck by the appearance of a troop of English and Indians rapidly

advancing, they fled in breathless terror past their chieftain, without

stopping to inform him of the danger. Canonchet sent another scout,

who did the same. He then sent two more, one of whom, hurrying back

in confusion and affright, told him that the whole British army was

at hand. Canonchet saw there was no choice but immediate flight. He

attempted to escape round the hill, but was perceived and hotly pursued

by the hostile Indians and a few of the fleetest of the English. Finding

the swiftest pursuer close upon his heels, he threw off, first his

blanket, then his silver-laced coat and belt of peag, by which his

enemies knew him to be Canonchet, and redoubled the eagerness of

pursuit.

At length, in dashing through the river, his foot slipped upon a stone,

and he fell so deep as to wet his gun. This accident so struck him with

despair that, as he afterwards confessed, “his heart and his bowels

turned within him, and he became like a rotten stick, void of strength.”

To such a degree was he unnerved that, being seized by a Pequod Indian

within a short distance of the river, he made no resistance, though

a man of great vigor of body and boldness of heart. But on being made

prisoner the whole pride of his spirit arose within him, and from that

moment we find, in the anecdotes given by his enemies, nothing but

repeated flashes of elevated and prince-like heroism. Being questioned

by one of the English who first came up with him, and who had not

attained his twenty second year, the proud-hearted warrior, looking

with lofty contempt upon his youthful countenance, replied, “You are a

child--you cannot understand matters of war; let your brother or your

chief come: him will I answer.”

Though repeated offers were made to him of his life on condition of

submitting with his nation to the English, yet he rejected them with

disdain, and refused to send any proposals of the kind to the great body

of his subjects, saying that he knew none of them would comply. Being

reproached with his breach of faith towards the whites, his boast that

he would not deliver up a Wampanoag nor the paring of a Wampanoag’s

nail, and his threat that he would burn the English alive in their

houses, he disdained to justify himself, haughtily answering that others

were as forward for the war as himself, and “he desired to hear no more

thereof.”

So noble and unshaken a spirit, so true a fidelity to his cause and his

friend, might have touched the feelings of the generous and the brave;

but Canonchet was an Indian, a being towards whom war had no courtesy,

humanity no law, religion no compassion: he was condemned to die. The

last words of his that are recorded are worthy the greatness of his

soul. When sentence of death was passed upon him, he observed “that he

liked it well, for he should die before his heart was soft or he had

spoken anything unworthy of himself.” His enemies gave him the death of

a soldier, for he was shot at Stoningham by three young Sachems of his

own rank.

The defeat at the Narraganset fortress and the death of Canonchet were

fatal blows to the fortunes of King Philip. He made an ineffectual

attempt to raise a head of war by stirring up the Mohawks to take arms;

but, though possessed of the native talents of a statesman, his arts

were counteracted by the superior arts of his enlightened enemies, and

the terror of their warlike skill began to subdue the resolution of the

neighboring tribes. The unfortunate chieftain saw himself daily stripped

of power, and his ranks rapidly thinning around him. Some were suborned

by the whites; others fell victims to hunger and fatigue and to the

frequent attacks by which they were harassed. His stores were all

captured; his chosen friends were swept away from before his eyes; his

uncle was shot down by his side; his sister was carried into captivity;

and in one of his narrow escapes he was compelled to leave his beloved

wife and only son to the mercy of the enemy. “His ruin,” says the

historian, “being thus gradually carried on, his misery was not

prevented, but augmented thereby; being himself made acquainted with the

sense and experimental feeling of the captivity of his children, loss of

friends, slaughter of his subjects, bereavement of all family relations,

and being stripped of all outward comforts before his own life should be

taken away.”

To fill up the measure of his misfortunes, his own followers began

to plot against his life, that by sacrificing him they might purchase

dishonorable safety. Through treachery a number of his faithful

adherents, the subjects of Wetamoe, an Indian princess of Pocasset, a

near kinswoman and confederate of Philip, were betrayed into the hands

of the enemy. Wetamoe was among them at the time, and attempted to make

her escape by crossing a neighboring river: either exhausted by swimming

or starved with cold and hunger, she was found dead and naked near the

water-side. But persecution ceased not at the grave. Even death, the

refuge of the wretched, where the wicked commonly cease from troubling,

was no protection to this outcast female, whose great crime was

affectionate fidelity to her kinsman and her friend. Her corpse was the

object of unmanly and dastardly vengeance: the head was severed from the

body and set upon a pole, and was thus exposed at Taunton to the view of

her captive subjects. They immediately recognized the features of their

unfortunate queen, and were so affected at this barbarous spectacle

that we are told they broke forth into the “most horrid and diabolical

lamentations.”

However Philip had borne up against the complicated miseries and

misfortunes that surrounded him, the treachery of his followers seemed

to wring his heart and reduce him to despondency. It is said that “he

never rejoiced afterwards, nor had success in any of his designs.” The

spring of hope was broken--the ardor of enterprise was extinguished; he

looked around, and all was danger and darkness; there was no eye to

pity nor any arm that could bring deliverance. With a scanty band

of followers, who still remained true to his desperate fortunes, the

unhappy Philip wandered back to the vicinity of Mount Hope, the ancient

dwelling of his fathers. Here he lurked about like a spectre among the

scenes of former power and prosperity, now bereft of home, of family,

and of friend. There needs no better picture of his destitute and

piteous situation than that furnished by the homely pen of the

chronicler, who is unwarily enlisting the feelings of the reader in

favor of the hapless warrior whom he reviles. “Philip,” he says, “like a

savage wild beast, having been hunted by the English forces through the

woods above a hundred miles backward and forward, at last was driven to

his own den upon Mount Hope, where he retired, with a few of his best

friends, into a swamp, which proved but a prison to keep him fast till

the messengers of death came by divine permission to execute vengeance

upon him.”

Even in this last refuge of desperation and despair a sullen grandeur

gathers round his memory. We picture him to ourselves seated among his

care-worn followers, brooding in silence over his blasted fortunes, and

acquiring a savage sublimity from the wildness and dreariness of his

lurking-place. Defeated, but not dismayed--crushed to the earth, but

not humiliated--he seemed to grow more haughty beneath disaster, and

to experience a fierce satisfaction in draining the last dregs of

bitterness. Little minds are tamed and subdued by misfortune, but great

minds rise above it. The very idea of submission awakened the fury

of Philip, and he smote to death one of his followers who proposed an

expedient of peace. The brother of the victim made his escape, and in

revenge betrayed the retreat of his chieftain, A body of white men

and Indians were immediately despatched to the swamp where Philip lay

crouched, glaring with fury and despair. Before he was aware of their

approach they had begun to surround him. In a little while he saw five

of his trustiest followers laid dead at his feet; all resistance was

vain; he rushed forth from his covert, and made a headlong attempt to

escape, but was shot through the heart by a renegado Indian of his own

nation.

Such is the scanty story of the brave but unfortunate King Philip,

persecuted while living, slandered and dishonored when dead. If,

however, we consider even the prejudiced anecdotes furnished us by his

enemies, we may perceive in them traces of amiable and lofty character

sufficient to awaken sympathy for his fate and respect for his memory.

We find that amidst all the harassing cares and ferocious passions of

constant warfare he was alive to the softer feelings of connubial love

and paternal tenderness and to the generous sentiment of friendship.

The captivity of his “beloved wife and only son” are mentioned with

exultation as causing him poignant misery: the death of any near friend

is triumphantly recorded as a new blow on his sensibilities; but the

treachery and desertion of many of his followers, in whose affections he

had confided, is said to have desolated his heart and to have bereaved

him of all further comfort. He was a patriot attached to his native

soil--a prince true to his subjects and indignant of their wrongs--a

soldier daring in battle, firm in adversity, patient of fatigue, of

hunger, of every variety of bodily suffering, and ready to perish in

the cause he had espoused. Proud of heart and with an untamable love

of natural liberty, he preferred to enjoy it among the beasts of the

forests or in the dismal and famished recesses of swamps and morasses,

rather than bow his haughty spirit to submission and live dependent

and despised in the ease and luxury of the settlements. With heroic

qualities and bold achievements that would have graced a civilized

warrior, and have rendered him the theme of the poet and the historian,

he lived a wanderer and a fugitive in his native land, and went down,

like a lonely bark foundering amid darkness and tempest, without a

pitying eye to weep his fall or a friendly hand to record his struggle.

JOHN BULL.

An old song, made by an aged old pate,

Of an old worshipful gentleman who had a great estate,

That kept a brave old house at a bountiful rate,

And an old porter to relieve the poor at his gate.

With an old study fill’d full of learned old books,

With an old reverend chaplain, you might know him by his

looks, With an old buttery-hatch worn quite off the hooks,

And an old kitchen that maintained half-a-dozen old cooks.

Like an old courtier, etc.--Old Song.

THERE is no species of humor in which the English more excel than that

which consists in caricaturing and giving ludicrous appellations or

nicknames. In this way they have whimsically designated, not merely

individuals, but nations, and in their fondness for pushing a joke they

have not spared even themselves. One would think that in personifying

itself a nation would be apt to picture something grand, heroic, and

imposing; but it is characteristic of the peculiar humor of the English,

and of their love for what is blunt, comic, and familiar, that they have

embodied their national oddities in the figure of a sturdy, corpulent

old fellow with a three-cornered hat, red waistcoat, leather breeches,

and stout oaken cudgel. Thus they have taken a singular delight in

exhibiting their most private foibles in a laughable point of view, and

have been so successful in their delineations that there is scarcely

a being in actual existence more absolutely present to the public mind

than that eccentric personage, John Bull.

Perhaps the continual contemplation of the character thus drawn of them

has contributed to fix it upon the nation, and thus to give reality

to what at first may have been painted in a great measure from the

imagination. Men are apt to acquire peculiarities that are continually

ascribed to them. The common orders of English seem wonderfully

captivated with the beau ideal which they have formed of John Bull, and

endeavor to act up to the broad caricature that is perpetually before

their eyes. Unluckily, they sometimes make their boasted Bullism an

apology for their prejudice or grossness; and this I have especially

noticed among those truly homebred and genuine sons of the soil who have

never migrated beyond the sound of Bow bells. If one of these should

be a little uncouth in speech and apt to utter impertinent truths, he

confesses that he is a real John Bull and always speaks his mind. If he

now and then flies into an unreasonable burst of passion about trifles,

he observes that John Bull is a choleric old blade, but then his passion

is over in a moment and he bears no malice. If he betrays a coarseness

of taste and an insensibility to foreign refinements, he thanks Heaven

for his ignorance--he is a plain John Bull and has no relish for

frippery and knick-knacks. His very proneness to be gulled by strangers

and to pay extravagantly for absurdities is excused under the plea of

munificence, for John is always more generous than wise.

Thus, under the name of John Bull he will contrive to argue every fault

into a merit, and will frankly convict himself of being the honestest

fellow in existence.

However little, therefore, the character may have suited in the first

instance, it has gradually adapted itself to the nation, or rather they

have adapted themselves to each other; and a stranger who wishes to

study English peculiarities may gather much valuable information from

the innumerable portraits of John Bull as exhibited in the windows

of the caricature-shops. Still, however, he is one of those fertile

humorists that are continually throwing out new portraits and presenting

different aspects from different points of view; and, often as he has

been described, I cannot resist the temptation to give a slight sketch

of him such as he has met my eye.

John Bull, to all appearance, is a plain, downright, matter-of-fact

fellow, with much less of poetry about him than rich prose. There is

little of romance in his nature, but a vast deal of strong natural

feeling. He excels in humor more than in wit; is jolly rather than gay;

melancholy rather than morose; can easily be moved to a sudden tear or

surprised into a broad laugh; but he loathes sentiment and has no turn

for light pleasantry. He is a boon companion, if you allow him in to

have his humor and to talk about himself; and he will stand by a friend

in a quarrel with life and purse, however soundly he may be cudgelled.

In this last respect, to tell the truth, he has a propensity to be

somewhat too ready. He is a busy-minded personage, who thinks not merely

for himself and family, but for all the country round, and is most

generously disposed to be everybody’s champion. He is continually

volunteering his services to settle his neighbor’s affairs, and takes

it in great dudgeon if they engage in any matter of consequence without

asking his advice, though he seldom engages in any friendly office of

the kind without finishing by getting into a squabble with all parties,

and then railing bitterly at their ingratitude. He unluckily took

lessons in his youth in the noble science of defence, and having

accomplished himself in the use of his limbs and his weapons and become

a perfect master at boxing and cudgel-play, he has had a troublesome

life of it ever since. He cannot hear of a quarrel between the most

distant of his neighbors but he begins incontinently to fumble with the

head of his cudgel, and consider whether his interest or honor does not

require that he should meddle in the broil. Indeed, he has extended his

relations of pride and policy so completely over the whole country

that no event can take place without infringing some of his finely-spun

rights and dignities. Couched in his little domain, with these

filaments stretching forth in every direction, he is like some choleric,

bottle-bellied old spider who has woven his web over a whole chamber,

so that a fly cannot buzz nor a breeze blow without startling his repose

and causing him to sally forth wrathfully from his den.

Though really a good-hearted, good-tempered old fellow at bottom, yet he

is singularly fond of being in the midst of contention. It is one of

his peculiarities, however, that he only relishes the beginning of an

affray; he always goes into a fight with alacrity, but comes out of

it grumbling even when victorious; and though no one fights with more

obstinacy to carry a contested point, yet when the battle is over and he

comes to the reconciliation he is so much taken up with the mere shaking

of hands that he is apt to let his antagonist pocket all that they have

been quarrelling about. It is not, therefore, fighting that he ought so

much to be on his guard against as making friends. It is difficult to

cudgel him out of a farthing; but put him in a good humor and you may

bargain him out of all the money in his pocket. He is like a stout ship

which will weather the roughest storm uninjured, but roll its masts

overboard in the succeeding calm.

He is a little fond of playing the magnifico abroad, of pulling out

a long purse, flinging his money bravely about at boxing-matches,

horse-races, cock-fights, and carrying a high head among “gentlemen of

the fancy:” but immediately after one of these fits of extravagance he

will be taken with violent qualms of economy; stop short at the most

trivial expenditure; talk desperately of being ruined and brought upon

the parish; and in such moods will not pay the smallest tradesman’s

bill without violent altercation. He is, in fact, the most punctual

and discontented paymaster in the world, drawing his coin out of his

breeches pocket with infinite reluctance, paying to the uttermost

farthing, but accompanying every guinea with a growl.

With all his talk of economy, however, he is a bountiful provider and

a hospitable housekeeper. His economy is of a whimsical kind, its chief

object being to devise how he may afford to be extravagant; for he will

begrudge himself a beefsteak and pint of port one day that he may roast

an ox whole, broach a hogshead of ale, and treat all his neighbors on

the next.

His domestic establishment is enormously expensive, not so much from

any great outward parade as from the great consumption of solid beef

and pudding, the vast number of followers he feeds and clothes, and his

singular disposition to pay hugely for small services. He is a most

kind and indulgent master, and, provided his servants humor his

peculiarities, flatter his vanity a little now and then, and do

not peculate grossly on him before his face they may manage him to

perfection. Everything that lives on him seems to thrive and grow fat.

His house-servants are well paid and pampered and have little to do. His

horses are sleek and lazy and prance slowly before his state carriage;

and his house-dogs sleep quietly about the door and will hardly bark at

a housebreaker.

His family mansion is an old castellated manor-house, gray with age, and

of a most venerable though weather-beaten appearance. It has been built

upon no regular plan, but is a vast accumulation of parts erected

in various tastes and ages. The centre bears evident traces of Saxon

architecture, and is as solid as ponderous stone and old English oak

can make it. Like all the relics of that style, it is full of obscure

passages, intricate mazes, and dusty chambers, and, though these have

been partially lighted up in modern days, yet there are many places

where you must still grope in the dark. Additions have been made to the

original edifice from time to time, and great alterations have taken

place; towers and battlements have been erected during wars and tumults:

wings built in time of peace; and out-houses, lodges, and offices run up

according to the whim or convenience of different generations, until it

has become one of the most spacious, rambling tenements imaginable. An

entire wing is taken up with the family chapel, a reverend pile that

must have been exceedingly sumptuous, and, indeed, in spite of having

been altered and simplified at various periods, has still a look of

solemn religious pomp. Its walls within are storied with the monuments

of John’s ancestors, and it is snugly fitted up with soft cushions and

well-lined chairs, where such of his family as are inclined to church

services may doze comfortably in the discharge of their duties.

To keep up this chapel has cost John much money; but he is staunch in

his religion and piqued in his zeal, from the circumstance that many

dissenting chapels have been erected in his vicinity, and several of his

neighbors, with whom he has had quarrels, are strong papists.

To do the duties of the chapel he maintains, at a large expense, a pious

and portly family chaplain. He is a most learned and decorous personage

and a truly well-bred Christian, who always backs the old gentleman in

his opinions, winks discreetly at his little peccadilloes, rebukes the

children when refractory, and is of great use in exhorting the tenants

to read their Bibles, say their prayers, and, above all, to pay their

rents punctually and without grumbling.

The family apartments are in a very antiquated taste, somewhat heavy and

often inconvenient, but full of the solemn magnificence of former times,

fitted up with rich though faded tapestry, unwieldy furniture, and

loads of massy, gorgeous old plate. The vast fireplaces, ample kitchens,

extensive cellars, and sumptuous banqueting-halls all speak of the

roaring hospitality of days of yore, of which the modern festivity at

the manor-house is but a shadow. There are, however, complete suites of

rooms apparently deserted and time-worn, and towers and turrets that

are tottering to decay, so that in high winds there is danger of their

tumbling about the ears of the household.

John has frequently been advised to have the old edifice thoroughly

overhauled, and to have some of the useless parts pulled down, and the

others strengthened with their materials; but the old gentleman always

grows testy on this subject. He swears the house is an excellent house;

that it is tight and weather-proof, and not to be shaken by tempests;

that it has stood for several hundred years, and therefore is not likely

to tumble down now; that as to its being inconvenient, his family is

accustomed to the inconveniences and would not be comfortable without

them; that as to its unwieldy size and irregular construction, these

result from its being the growth of centuries and being improved by the

wisdom of every generation; that an old family, like his, requires

a large house to dwell in; new, upstart families may live in modern

cottages and snug boxes; but an old English family should inhabit an

old English manor-house. If you point out any part of the building

as superfluous, he insists that it is material to the strength or

decoration of the rest and the harmony of the whole, and swears that the

parts are so built into each other that if you pull down one, you run

the risk of having the whole about your ears.

The secret of the matter is, that John has a great disposition to

protect and patronize. He thinks it indispensable to the dignity of an

ancient and honorable family to be bounteous in its appointments and

to be eaten up by dependents; and so, partly from pride and partly

from kind-heartedness, he makes it a rule always to give shelter and

maintenance to his superannuated servants.

The consequence is, that, like many other venerable family

establishments, his manor is incumbered by old retainers whom he cannot

turn off, and an old style which he cannot lay down. His mansion is like

a great hospital of invalids, and, with all its magnitude, is not a whit

too large for its inhabitants. Not a nook or corner but is of use in

housing some useless personage. Groups of veteran beef-eaters, gouty

pensioners, and retired heroes of the buttery and the larder are seen

lolling about its ways, crawling over its lawns, dozing under its tree,

or sunning themselves upon the benches at its doors. Every office and

out-house is garrisoned by these supernumeraries and their families;

for they are amazingly prolific, and when they die off are sure to leave

John a legacy of hungry mouths to be provided for. A mattock cannot be

struck against the most mouldering tumble-down tower but out pops, from

some cranny or loophole, the gray pate of some superannuated hanger-on,

who has lived at John’s expense all his life, and makes the most

grievous outcry at their pulling down the roof from over the head of

a worn-out servant of the family. This is an appeal that John’s honest

heart never can withstand; so that a man who has faithfully eaten his

beef and pudding all his life is sure to be rewarded with a pipe and

tankard in his old days.

A great part of his park also is turned into paddocks, where his

broken-down chargers are turned loose to graze undisturbed for the

remainder of their existences--a worthy example of grateful recollection

which, if some of his neighbors were to imitate, would not be to their

discredit. Indeed, it is one of his great pleasures to point out these

old steeds to his visitors, to dwell on their good qualities, extol

their past services, and boast, with some little vain-glory, of the

perilous adventures and hardy exploits through which they have carried

him.

He is given, however, to indulge his veneration for family usages and

family encumbrances to a whimsical extent. His manor is infested by

gangs of gypsies; yet he will not suffer them to be driven off, because

they have infested the place time out of mind and been regular poachers

upon every generation of the family. He will scarcely permit a dry

branch to be lopped from the great trees that surround the house, lest

it should molest the rooks that have bred there for centuries. Owls have

taken possession of the dovecote, but they are hereditary owls and must

not be disturbed. Swallows have nearly choked up every chimney with

their nests; martins build in every frieze and cornice; crows flutter

about the towers and perch on every weather-cock; and old gray-headed

rats may be seen in every quarter of the house, running in and out of

their holes undauntedly in broad daylight. In short, John has such a

reverence for everything that has been long in the family that he will

not hear even of abuses being reformed, because they are good old family

abuses.

All these whims and habits have concurred woefully to drain the old

gentleman’s purse; and as he prides himself on punctuality in money

matters and wishes to maintain his credit in the neighborhood, they have

caused him great perplexity in meeting his engagements. This, too,

has been increased by the altercations and heart-burnings which are

continually taking place in his family. His children have been brought

up to different callings and are of different ways of thinking; and as

they have always been allowed to speak their minds freely, they do not

fail to exercise the privilege most clamorously in the present posture

of his affairs. Some stand up for the honor of the race, and are clear

that the old establishment should be kept up in all its state, whatever

may be the cost; others, who are more prudent and considerate, entreat

the old gentleman to retrench his expenses and to put his whole system

of housekeeping on a more moderate footing. He has, indeed, at times,

seemed inclined to listen to their opinions, but their wholesome advice

has been completely defeated by the obstreperous conduct of one of his

sons. This is a noisy, rattle-pated fellow, of rather low habits, who

neglects his business to frequent ale-houses--is the orator of village

clubs and a complete oracle among the poorest of his father’s

tenants. No sooner does he hear any of his brothers mention reform or

retrenchment than up he jumps, takes the words out of their mouths, and

roars out for an overturn. When his tongue is once going nothing

can stop it. He rants about the room; hectors the old man about his

spendthrift practices; ridicules his tastes and pursuits; insists that

he shall turn the old servants out of doors, give the broken-down horses

to the hounds, send the fat chaplain packing, and take a field-preacher

in his place; nay, that the whole family mansion shall be levelled with

the ground, and a plain one of brick and mortar built in its place. He

rails at every social entertainment and family festivity, and skulks

away growling to the ale-house whenever an equipage drives up to the

door. Though constantly complaining of the emptiness of his purse,

yet he scruples not to spend all his pocket-money in these tavern

convocations, and even runs up scores for the liquor over which he

preaches about his father’s extravagance.

It may readily be imagined how little such thwarting agrees with the old

cavalier’s fiery temperament. He has become so irritable from repeated

crossings that the mere mention of retrenchment or reform is a signal

for a brawl between him and the tavern oracle. As the latter is too

sturdy and refractory for paternal discipline, having grown out of all

fear of the cudgel, they have frequent scenes of wordy warfare, which at

times run so high that John is fain to call in the aid of his son Tom,

an officer who has served abroad, but is at present living at home on

half-pay. This last is sure to stand by the old gentleman, right or

wrong, likes nothing so much as a rocketing, roistering life, and is

ready at a wink or nod to out sabre and flourish it over the orator’s

head if he dares to array himself against parental authority.

These family dissensions, as usual, have got abroad, and are rare food

for scandal in John’s neighborhood. People begin to look wise and shake

their heads whenever his affairs are mentioned. They all “hope that

matters are not so bad with him as represented; but when a man’s

own children begin to rail at his extravagance, things must be badly

managed. They understand he is mortgaged over head and ears and is

continually dabbling with money-lenders. He is certainly an open-handed

old gentleman, but they fear he has lived too fast; indeed, they never

knew any good come of this fondness for hunting, racing revelling, and

prize-fighting. In short, Mr. Bull’s estate is a very fine one and has

been in the family a long while, but, for all that, they have known many

finer estates come to the hammer.”

What is worst of all, is the effect which these pecuniary embarrassments

and domestic feuds have had on the poor man himself. Instead of that

jolly round corporation and smug rosy face which he used to present, he

has of late become as shrivelled and shrunk as a frost-bitten apple.

His scarlet gold-laced waistcoat, which bellied out so bravely in those

prosperous days when he sailed before the wind, now hangs loosely about

him like a mainsail in a calm. His leather breeches are all in folds and

wrinkles, and apparently have much ado to hold up the boots that yawn on

both sides of his once sturdy legs.

Instead of strutting about as formerly with his three-cornered hat on

one side, flourishing his cudgel, and bringing it down every moment with

a hearty thump upon the ground, looking every one sturdily in the face,

and trolling out a stave of a catch or a drinking-song, he now goes

about whistling thoughtfully to himself, with his head drooping down,

his cudgel tucked under his arm, and his hands thrust to the bottom of

his breeches pockets, which are evidently empty.

Such is the plight of honest John Bull at present, yet for all this the

old fellow’s spirit is as tall and as gallant as ever. If you drop the

least expression of sympathy or concern, he takes fire in an instant;

swears that he is the richest and stoutest fellow in the country; talks

of laying out large sums to adorn his house or buy another estate; and

with a valiant swagger and grasping of his cudgel longs exceedingly to

have another bout at quarter-staff.

Though there may be something rather whimsical in all this, yet I

confess I cannot look upon John’s situation without strong feelings

of interest. With all his odd humors and obstinate prejudices he is a

sterling-hearted old blade. He may not be so wonderfully fine a fellow

as he thinks himself, but he is at least twice as good as his neighbors

represent him. His virtues are all his own--all plain, homebred, and

unaffected. His very faults smack of the raciness of his good qualities.

His extravagance savors of his generosity, his quarrelsomeness of his

courage, his credulity of his open faith, his vanity of his pride, and

his bluntness of his sincerity. They are all the redundancies of a rich

and liberal character. He is like his own oak, rough without, but sound

and solid within; whose bark abounds with excrescences in proportion to

the growth and grandeur of the timber; and whose branches make a fearful

groaning and murmuring in the least storm from their very magnitude and

luxuriance. There is something, too, in the appearance of his old family

mansion that is extremely poetical and picturesque; and as long as it

can be rendered comfortably habitable I should almost tremble to see it

meddled with during the present conflict of tastes and opinions. Some of

his advisers are no doubt good architects that might be of service; but

many, I fear, are mere levellers, who, when they had once got to work

with their mattocks on this venerable edifice, would never stop until

they had brought it to the ground, and perhaps buried themselves among

the ruins. All that I wish is, that John’s present troubles may teach

him more prudence in future--that he may cease to distress his mind

about other people’s affairs; that he may give up the fruitless attempt

to promote the good of his neighbors and the peace and happiness of

the world, by dint of the cudgel; that he may remain quietly at home;

gradually get his house into repair; cultivate his rich estate according

to his fancy; husband his income--if he thinks proper; bring his unruly

children into order--if he can; renew the jovial scenes of ancient

prosperity; and long enjoy on his paternal lands a green, an honorable,

and a merry old age.

THE PRIDE OF THE VILLAGE.

May no wolfe howle; no screech owle stir

A wing about thy sepulchre!

No boysterous winds or stormes come hither,

To starve or wither

Thy soft sweet earth! but, like a spring,

Love kept it ever flourishing.

HERRICK.

IN the course of an excursion through one of the remote counties of

England, I had struck into one of those cross-roads that lead through

the more secluded parts of the country, and stopped one afternoon at a

village the situation of which was beautifully rural and retired. There

was an air of primitive simplicity about its inhabitants not to be found

in the villages which lie on the great coach-roads. I determined to

pass the night there, and, having taken an early dinner, strolled out to

enjoy the neighboring scenery.

My ramble, as is usually the case with travellers, soon led me to the

church, which stood at a little distance from the village. Indeed, it

was an object of some curiosity, its old tower being completely overrun

with ivy so that only here and there a jutting buttress, an angle of

gray wall, or a fantastically carved ornament peered through the verdant

covering. It was a lovely evening. The early part of the day had been

dark and showery, but in the afternoon it had cleared up, and, though

sullen clouds still hung overhead, yet there was a broad tract of golden

sky in the west, from which the setting sun gleamed through the dripping

leaves and lit up all Nature into a melancholy smile. It seemed like the

parting hour of a good Christian smiling on the sins and sorrows of the

world, and giving, in the serenity of his decline, an assurance that he

will rise again in glory.

I had seated myself on a half-sunken tombstone, and was musing, as one

is apt to do at this sober-thoughted hour, on past scenes and early

friends--on those who were distant and those who were dead--and

indulging in that kind of melancholy fancying which has in it something

sweeter even than pleasure. Every now and then the stroke of a bell from

the neighboring tower fell on my ear; its tones were in unison with the

scene, and, instead of jarring, chimed in with my feelings; and it was

some time before I recollected that it must be tolling the knell of some

new tenant of the tomb.

Presently I saw a funeral train moving across the village green; it

wound slowly along a lane, was lost, and reappeared through the breaks

of the hedges, until it passed the place where I was sitting. The pall

was supported by young girls dressed in white, and another, about the

age of seventeen, walked before, bearing a chaplet of white flowers--a

token that the deceased was a young and unmarried female. The corpse

was followed by the parents. They were a venerable couple of the better

order of peasantry. The father seemed to repress his feelings, but his

fixed eye, contracted brow, and deeply-furrowed face showed the struggle

that was passing within. His wife hung on his arm, and wept aloud with

the convulsive bursts of a mother’s sorrow.

I followed the funeral into the church. The bier was placed in the

centre aisle, and the chaplet of white flowers, with a pair of white

gloves, was hung over the seat which the deceased had occupied.

Every one knows the soul-subduing pathos of the funeral service, for who

is so fortunate as never to have followed some one he has loved to the

tomb? But when performed over the remains of innocence and beauty, thus

laid low in the bloom of existence, what can be more affecting? At that

simple but most solemn consignment of the body to the grave-“Earth

to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust!”--the tears of the youthful

companions of the deceased flowed unrestrained. The father still seemed

to struggle with his feelings, and to comfort himself with the assurance

that the dead are blessed which die in the Lord; but the mother only

thought of her child as a flower of the field cut down and withered

in the midst of its sweetness; she was like Rachel, “mourning over her

children, and would not be comforted.”

On returning to the inn I learnt the whole story of the deceased. It was

a simple one, and such as has often been told. She had been the beauty

and pride of the village. Her father had once been an opulent farmer,

but was reduced in circumstances. This was an only child, and brought up

entirely at home in the simplicity of rural life. She had been the pupil

of the village pastor, the favorite lamb of his little flock. The good

man watched over her education with paternal care; it was limited and

suitable to the sphere in which she was to move, for he only sought to

make her an ornament to her station in life, not to raise her above it.

The tenderness and indulgence of her parents and the exemption from

all ordinary occupations had fostered a natural grace and delicacy of

character that accorded with the fragile loveliness of her form. She

appeared like some tender plant of the garden blooming accidentally amid

the hardier natives of the fields.

The superiority of her charms was felt and acknowledged by her

companions, but without envy, for it was surpassed by the unassuming

gentleness and winning kindness of her manners. It might be truly said

of her:

“This is the prettiest low-born lass, that ever

Ran on the green-sward: nothing she does or seems

But smacks of something greater than herself;

Too noble for this place.”

The village was one of those sequestered spots which still retain some

vestiges of old English customs. It had its rural festivals and holiday

pastimes, and still kept up some faint observance of the once popular

rites of May. These, indeed, had been promoted by its present pastor,

who was a lover of old customs and one of those simple Christians that

think their mission fulfilled by promoting joy on earth and good-will

among mankind. Under his auspices the May-pole stood from year to year

in the centre of the village green; on Mayday it was decorated with

garlands and streamers, and a queen or lady of the May was appointed, as

in former times, to preside at the sports and distribute the prizes and

rewards. The picturesque situation of the village and the fancifulness

of its rustic fetes would often attract the notice of casual visitors.

Among these, on one May-day, was a young officer whose regiment had been

recently quartered in the neighborhood. He was charmed with the native

taste that pervaded this village pageant, but, above all, with the

dawning loveliness of the queen of May. It was the village favorite who

was crowned with flowers, and blushing and smiling in all the beautiful

confusion of girlish diffidence and delight. The artlessness of rural

habits enabled him readily to make her acquaintance; he gradually won

his way into her intimacy, and paid his court to her in that unthinking

way in which young officers are too apt to trifle with rustic

simplicity.

There was nothing in his advances to startle or alarm. He never even

talked of love, but there are modes of making it more eloquent than

language, and which convey it subtilely and irresistibly to the heart.

The beam of the eye, the tone of voice, the thousand tendernesses

which emanate from every word and look and action,--these form the true

eloquence of love, and can always be felt and understood, but never

described. Can we wonder that they should readily win a heart young,

guileless, and susceptible? As to her, she loved almost unconsciously;

she scarcely inquired what was the growing passion that was absorbing

every thought and feeling, or what were to be its consequences. She,

indeed, looked not to the future. When present, his looks and words

occupied her whole attention; when absent, she thought but of what had

passed at their recent interview. She would wander with him through the

green lanes and rural scenes of the vicinity. He taught her to see new

beauties in Nature; he talked in the language of polite and cultivated

life, and breathed into her ear the witcheries of romance and poetry.

Perhaps there could not have been a passion between the sexes more pure

than this innocent girl’s. The gallant figure of her youthful admirer

and the splendor of his military attire might at first have charmed her

eye, but it was not these that had captivated her heart. Her attachment

had something in it of idolatry. She looked up to him as to a being of

a superior order. She felt in his society the enthusiasm of a mind

naturally delicate and poetical, and now first awakened to a keen

perception of the beautiful and grand. Of the sordid distinctions

of rank and fortune she thought nothing; it was the difference of

intellect, of demeanor, of manners, from those of the rustic society

to which she had been accustomed, that elevated him in her opinion. She

would listen to him with charmed ear and downcast look of mute delight,

and her cheek would mantle with enthusiasm; or if ever she ventured a

shy glance of timid admiration, it was as quickly withdrawn, and she

would sigh and blush at the idea of her comparative unworthiness.

Her lover was equally impassioned, but his passion was mingled with

feelings of a coarser nature. He had begun the connection in levity,

for he had often heard his brother-officers boast of their village

conquests, and thought some triumph of the kind necessary to his

reputation as a man of spirit. But he was too full of youthful fervor.

His heart had not yet been rendered sufficiently cold and selfish by a

wandering and a dissipated life: it caught fire from the very flame it

sought to kindle, and before he was aware of the nature of his situation

he became really in love.

What was he to do? There were the old obstacles which so incessantly

occur in these heedless attachments. His rank in life, the prejudices of

titled connections, his dependence upon a proud and unyielding father,

all forbade him to think of matrimony; but when he looked down upon

this innocent being, so tender and confiding, there was a purity in her

manners, a blamelessness in her life, and a beseeching modesty in her

looks that awed down every licentious feeling. In vain did he try to

fortify himself by a thousand heartless examples of men of fashion, and

to chill the glow of generous sentiment with that cold derisive levity

with which he had heard them talk of female virtue: whenever he came

into her presence she was still surrounded by that mysterious but

impassive charm of virgin purity in whose hallowed sphere no guilty

thought can live.

The sudden arrival of orders for the regiment to repair to the Continent

completed the confusion of his mind. He remained for a short time in a

state of the most painful irresolution; he hesitated to communicate the

tidings until the day for marching was at hand, when he gave her the

intelligence in the course of an evening ramble.

The idea of parting had never before occurred to her. It broke in at

once upon her dream of felicity; she looked upon it as a sudden and

insurmountable evil, and wept with the guileless simplicity of a child.

He drew her to his bosom and kissed the tears from her soft cheek; nor

did he meet with a repulse, for there are moments of mingled sorrow

and tenderness which hallow the caresses of affection. He was naturally

impetuous, and the sight of beauty apparently yielding in his arms, the

confidence of his power over her, and the dread of losing her forever

all conspired to overwhelm his better feelings: he ventured to propose

that she should leave her home and be the companion of his fortunes.

He was quite a novice in seduction, and blushed and faltered at his own

baseness; but so innocent of mind was his intended victim that she was

at first at a loss to comprehend his meaning, and why she should leave

her native village and the humble roof of her parents. When at last

the nature of his proposal flashed upon her pure mind, the effect was

withering. She did not weep; she did not break forth into reproach; she

said not a word, but she shrunk back aghast as from a viper, gave him a

look of anguish that pierced to his very soul, and, clasping her hands

in agony, fled, as if for refuge, to her father’s cottage.

The officer retired confounded, humiliated, and repentant. It is

uncertain what might have been the result of the conflict of his

feelings, had not his thoughts been diverted by the bustle of departure.

New scenes, new pleasures, and new companions soon dissipated his

self-reproach and stifled his tenderness; yet, amidst the stir of camps,

the revelries of garrisons, the array of armies, and even the din of

battles, his thoughts would sometimes steal back to the scenes of rural

quiet and village simplicity--the white cottage, the footpath along

the silver brook and up the hawthorn hedge, and the little village maid

loitering along it, leaning on his arm and listening to him with eyes

beaming with unconscious affection.

The shock which the poor girl had received in the destruction of all her

ideal world had indeed been cruel. Faintings and hysterics had at first

shaken her tender frame, and were succeeded by a settled and pining

melancholy. She had beheld from her window the march of the departing

troops. She had seen her faithless lover borne off, as if in triumph,

amidst the sound of drum and trumpet and the pomp of arms. She strained

a last aching gaze after him as the morning sun glittered about his

figure and his plume waved in the breeze; he passed away like a bright

vision from her sight, and left her all in darkness.

It would be trite to dwell on the particulars of her after story. It

was, like other tales of love, melancholy. She avoided society and

wandered out alone in the walks she had most frequented with her lover.

She sought, like the stricken deer, to weep in silence and loneliness

and brood over the barbed sorrow that rankled in her soul. Sometimes

she would be seen late of an evening sitting in the porch of the village

church, and the milk-maids, returning from the fields, would now and

then overhear her singing some plaintive ditty in the hawthorn walk. She

became fervent in her devotions at church, and as the old people saw her

approach, so wasted away, yet with a hectic gloom and that hallowed air

which melancholy diffuses round the form, they would make way for her as

for something spiritual, and looking after her, would shake their heads

in gloomy foreboding.

She felt a conviction that she was hastening to the tomb, but looked

forward to it as a place of rest. The silver cord that had bound her to

existence was loosed, and there seemed to be no more pleasure under the

sun. If ever her gentle bosom had entertained resentment against her

lover, it was extinguished. She was incapable of angry passions, and in

a moment of saddened tenderness she penned him a farewell letter. It was

couched in the simplest language, but touching from its very simplicity.

She told him that she was dying, and did not conceal from him that his

conduct was the cause. She even depicted the sufferings which she had

experienced, but concluded with saying that she could not die in peace

until she had sent him her forgiveness and her blessing.

By degrees her strength declined that she could no longer leave the

cottage. She could only totter to the window, where, propped up in

her chair, it was her enjoyment to sit all day and look out upon the

landscape. Still she uttered no complaint nor imparted to any one the

malady that was preying on her heart. She never even mentioned her

lover’s name, but would lay her head on her mother’s bosom and weep in

silence. Her poor parents hung in mute anxiety over this fading blossom

of their hopes, still flattering themselves that it might again revive

to freshness and that the bright unearthly bloom which sometimes flushed

her cheek might be the promise of returning health.

In this way she was seated between them one Sunday afternoon; her hands

were clasped in theirs, the lattice was thrown open, and the soft

air that stole in brought with it the fragrance of the clustering

honeysuckle which her own hands had trained round the window.

Her father had just been reading a chapter in the Bible: it spoke of the

vanity of worldly things and of the joys of heaven: it seemed to have

diffused comfort and serenity through her bosom. Her eye was fixed on

the distant village church: the bell had tolled for the evening service;

the last villager was lagging into the porch, and everything had sunk

into that hallowed stillness peculiar to the day of rest. Her parents

were gazing on her with yearning hearts. Sickness and sorrow, which

pass so roughly over some faces, had given to hers the expression of a

seraph’s. A tear trembled in her soft blue eye. Was she thinking of

her faithless lover? or were her thoughts wandering to that distant

churchyard, into whose bosom she might soon be gathered?

Suddenly the clang of hoofs was heard: a horseman galloped to the

cottage; he dismounted before the window; the poor girl gave a faint

exclamation and sunk back in her chair: it was her repentant lover. He

rushed into the house and flew to clasp her to his bosom; but her

wasted form, her deathlike countenance--so wan, yet so lovely in its

desolation--smote him to the soul, and he threw himself in agony at her

feet. She was too faint to rise--she attempted to extend her trembling

hand--her lips moved as if she spoke, but no word was articulated; she

looked down upon him with a smile of unutterable tenderness, and closed

her eyes forever.

Such are the particulars which I gathered of this village story. They

are but scanty, and I am conscious have little novelty to recommend

them. In the present rage also for strange incident and high-seasoned

narrative they may appear trite and insignificant, but they interested

me strongly at the time; and, taken in connection with the affecting

ceremony which I had just witnessed, left a deeper impression on my mind

than many circumstances of a more striking nature. I have passed through

the place since, and visited the church again from a better motive than

mere curiosity. It was a wintry evening: the trees were stripped of

their foliage, the churchyard looked naked and mournful, and the wind

rustled coldly through the dry grass. Evergreens, however, had been

planted about the grave of the village favorite, and osiers were bent

over it to keep the turf uninjured.

The church-door was open and I stepped in. There hung the chaplet of

flowers and the gloves, as on the day of the funeral: the flowers were

withered, it is true, but care seemed to have been taken that no dust

should soil their whiteness. I have seen many monuments where art has

exhausted its powers to awaken the sympathy of the spectator, but I have

met with none that spoke more touchingly to my heart than this simple

but delicate memento of departed innocence.

THE ANGLER.

This day Dame Nature seem’d in love,

The lusty sap began to move,

Fresh juice did stir th’ embracing vines,

And birds had drawn their valentines.

The jealous trout that low did lie,

Rose at a well-dissembled flie.

There stood my friend, with patient skill,

Attending of his trembling quill.

SIR H. WOTTON.

IT is said that many an unlucky urchin is induced to run away from his

family and betake himself to a seafaring life from reading the history

of Robinson Crusoe; and I suspect that, in like manner, many of those

worthy gentlemen who are given to haunt the sides of pastoral streams

with angle-rods in hand may trace the origin of their passion to

the seductive pages of honest Izaak Walton. I recollect studying his

Complete Angler several years since in company with a knot of friends

in America, and moreover that we were all completely bitten with the

angling mania. It was early in the year, but as soon as the weather was

auspicious, and that the spring began to melt into the verge of summer,

we took rod in hand and sallied into the country, as stark mad as was

ever Don Quixote from reading books of chivalry.

One of our party had equalled the Don in the fulness of his equipments,

being attired cap-a-pie for the enterprise. He wore a broad-skirted

fustian coat, perplexed with half a hundred pockets; a pair of stout

shoes and leathern gaiters; a basket slung on one side for fish; a

patent rod, a landing net, and a score of other inconveniences only to

be found in the true angler’s armory. Thus harnessed for the field, he

was as great a matter of stare and wonderment among the country folk,

who had never seen a regular angler, as was the steel-clad hero of La

Mancha among the goatherds of the Sierra Morena.

Our first essay was along a mountain brook among the Highlands of the

Hudson--a most unfortunate place for the execution of those piscatory

tactics which had been invented along the velvet margins of quiet

English rivulets. It was one of those wild streams that lavish, among

our romantic solitudes, unheeded beauties enough to fill the sketch-book

of a hunter of the picturesque. Sometimes it would leap down rocky

shelves, making small cascades, over which the trees threw their broad

balancing sprays and long nameless weeds hung in fringes from the

impending banks, dripping with diamond drops. Sometimes it would brawl

and fret along a ravine in the matted shade of a forest, filling it with

murmurs, and after this termagant career would steal forth into open

day with the most placid, demure face imaginable, as I have seen some

pestilent shrew of a housewife, after filling her home with uproar

and ill-humor, come dimpling out of doors, swimming and curtseying and

smiling upon all the world.

How smoothly would this vagrant brook glide at such times through some

bosom of green meadowland among the mountains, where the quiet was only

interrupted by the occasional tinkling of a bell from the lazy cattle

among the clover or the sound of a woodcutter’s axe from the neighboring

forest!

For my part, I was always a bungler at all kinds of sport that required

either patience or adroitness, and had not angled above half an hour

before I had completely “satisfied the sentiment,” and convinced myself

of the truth of Izaak Walton’s opinion, that angling is something like

poetry--a man must be born to it. I hooked myself instead of the fish,

tangled my line in every tree, lost my bait, broke my rod, until I gave

up the attempt in despair, and passed the day under the trees reading

old Izaak, satisfied that it was his fascinating vein of honest

simplicity and rural feeling that had bewitched me, and not the passion

for angling. My companions, however, were more persevering in their

delusion. I have them at this moment before eyes, stealing along the

border of the brook where it lay open to the day or was merely fringed

by shrubs and bushes. I see the bittern rising with hollow scream as

they break in upon his rarely-invaded haunt; the kingfisher watching

them suspiciously from his dry tree that overhangs the deep black

millpond in the gorge of the hills; the tortoise letting himself slip

sideways from off the stone or log on which he is sunning himself;

and the panic-struck frog plumping in headlong as they approach, and

spreading an alarm throughout the watery world around.

I recollect also that, after toiling and watching and creeping about for

the greater part of a day, with scarcely any success in spite of all our

admirable apparatus, a lubberly country urchin came down from the hills

with a rod made from a branch of a tree, a few yards of twine, and, as

Heaven shall help me! I believe a crooked pin for a hook, baited with a

vile earthworm, and in half an hour caught more fish than we had nibbles

throughout the day!

But, above all, I recollect the “good, honest, wholesome, hungry” repast

which we made under a beech tree just by a spring of pure sweet water

that stole out of the side of a hill, and how, when it was over, one of

the party read old Izaak Walton’s scene with the milkmaid, while I lay

on the grass and built castles in a bright pile of clouds until I fell

asleep. All this may appear like mere egotism, yet I cannot refrain from

uttering these recollections, which are passing like a strain of music

over my mind and have been called up by an agreeable scene which I

witnessed not long since.

In the morning’s stroll along the banks of the Alun, a beautiful little

stream which flows down from the Welsh hills and throws itself into

the Dee, my attention was attracted to a group seated on the margin.

On approaching I found it to consist of a veteran angler and two rustic

disciples. The former was an old fellow with a wooden leg, with clothes

very much but very carefully patched, betokening poverty honestly come

by and decently maintained. His face bore the marks of former storms,

but present fair weather, its furrows had been worn into an habitual

smile, his iron-gray locks hung about his ears, and he had altogether

the good-humored air of a constitutional philosopher who was disposed to

take the world as it went. One of his companions was a ragged wight with

the skulking look of an arrant poacher, and I’ll warrant could find

his way to any gentleman’s fish-pond in the neighborhood in the darkest

night. The other was a tall, awkward country lad, with a lounging

gait, and apparently somewhat of a rustic beau. The old man was busy in

examining the maw of a trout which he had just killed, to discover by

its contents what insects were seasonable for bait, and was lecturing

on the subject to his companions, who appeared to listen with infinite

deference. I have a kind feeling towards all “brothers of the angle”

ever since I read Izaak Walton. They are men, he affirms, of a “mild,

sweet, and peaceable spirit;” and my esteem for them has been increased

since I met with an old Tretyse of fishing with the Angle, in which are

set forth many of the maxims of their inoffensive fraternity. “Take

good hede,” sayeth this honest little tretyse, “that in going about your

disportes ye open no man’s gates but that ye shet them again. Also ye

shall not use this forsayd crafti disport for no covetousness to the

encreasing and sparing of your money only, but principally for your

solace, and to cause the helth of your body and specyally of your

soule.” *

I thought that I could perceive in the veteran angler before me

an exemplification of what I had read; and there was a cheerful

contentedness in his looks that quite drew me towards him. I could not

but remark the gallant manner in which he stumped from one part of

the brook to another, waving his rod in the air to keep the line from

dragging on the ground or catching among the bushes, and the adroitness

with which he would throw his fly to any particular place, sometimes

skimming it lightly along a little rapid, sometimes casting it into one

of those dark holes made by a twisted root or overhanging bank in

which the large trout are apt to lurk. In the meanwhile he was giving

instructions to his two disciples, showing them the manner in which

they should handle their rods, fix their flies, and play them along the

surface of the stream. The scene brought to my mind the instructions

of the sage Piscator to his scholar. The country around was of that

pastoral kind which Walton is fond of describing. It was a part of the

great plain of Cheshire, close by the beautiful vale of Gessford,

and just where the inferior Welsh hills begin to swell up from among

fresh-smelling meadows. The day too, like that recorded in his work, was

mild and sunshiny, with now and then a soft-dropping shower that sowed

the whole earth with diamonds.

* From this same treatise it would appear that angling is a

more industrious and devout employment than it is generally

considered: “For when ye purpose to go on your disportes in

fishynge ye will not desyre greatlye many persons with you,

which might let you of your game. And that ye may serve God

devoutly in saying effectually your customable prayers. And

thus doying, ye shall eschew and also avoyde many vices, as

ydelness, which is principall cause to induce man to many

other vices, as it is right well known.”

I soon fell into conversation with the old angler, and was so much

entertained that, under pretext of receiving instructions in his art, I

kept company with him almost the whole day, wandering along the banks of

the stream and listening to his talk. He was very communicative, having

all the easy garrulity of cheerful old age, and I fancy was a little

flattered by having an opportunity of displaying his piscatory lore, for

who does not like now and then to play the sage?

He had been much of a rambler in his day, and had passed some years of

his youth in America, particularly in Savannah, where he had entered

into trade and had been ruined by the indiscretion of a partner. He had

afterwards experienced many ups and downs in life until he got into the

navy, where his leg was carried away by a cannon-ball at the battle of

Camperdown. This was the only stroke of real good-fortune he had ever

experienced, for it got him a pension, which, together with some small

paternal property, brought him in a revenue of nearly forty pounds.

On this he retired to his native village, where he lived quietly and

independently, and devoted the remainder of his life to the “noble art

of angling.”

I found that he had read Izaak Walton attentively, and he seemed to have

imbibed all his simple frankness and prevalent good-humor. Though he had

been sorely buffeted about the world, he was satisfied that the world,

in itself, was good and beautiful. Though he had been as roughly used in

different countries as a poor sheep that is fleeced by every hedge

and thicket, yet he spoke of every nation with candor and kindness,

appearing to look only on the good side of things; and, above all, he

was almost the only man I had ever met with who had been an unfortunate

adventurer in America and had honesty and magnanimity enough to take the

fault to his own door, and not to curse the country. The lad that was

receiving his instructions, I learnt, was the son and heir-apparent of

a fat old widow who kept the village inn, and of course a youth of some

expectation, and much courted by the idle gentleman-like personages

of the place. In taking him under his care, therefore, the old man had

probably an eye to a privileged corner in the tap-room and an occasional

cup of cheerful ale free of expense.

There is certainly something in angling--if we could forget, which

anglers are apt to do, the cruelties and tortures inflicted on worms

and insects--that tends to produce a gentleness of spirit and a

pure serenity of mind. As the English are methodical even in their

recreations, and are the most scientific of sportsmen, it has been

reduced among them to perfect rule and system. Indeed, it is an

amusement peculiarly adapted to the mild and highly-cultivated scenery

of England, where every roughness has been softened away from the

landscape. It is delightful to saunter along those limpid streams

which wander, like veins of silver, through the bosom of this

beautiful country, leading one through a diversity of small home

scenery--sometimes winding through ornamented grounds; sometimes

brimming along through rich pasturage, where the fresh green is mingled

with sweet-smelling flowers; sometimes venturing in sight of villages

and hamlets, and then running capriciously away into shady retirements.

The sweetness and serenity of Nature and the quiet watchfulness of the

sport gradually bring on pleasant fits of musing, which are now and then

agreeably interrupted by the song of a bird, the distant whistle of the

peasant, or perhaps the vagary of some fish leaping out of the still

water and skimming transiently about its glassy surface. “When I would

beget content,” says Izaak Walton, “and increase confidence in the power

and wisdom and providence of Almighty God, I will walk the meadows by

some gliding stream, and there contemplate the lilies that take no care,

and those very many other little living creatures that are not only

created, but fed (man knows not how) by the goodness of the God of

Nature, and therefore trust in Him.”

I cannot forbear to give another quotation from one of those ancient

champions of angling which breathes the same innocent and happy spirit:

Let me live harmlessly, and near the brink

Of Trent or Avon have a dwelling-place:

Where I may see my quill, or cork, down sink

With eager bite of Pike, or Bleak, or Dace;

And on the world and my Creator think:

Whilst some men strive ill-gotten goods t’ embrace:

And others spend their time in base excess

Of wine, or worse, in war or wantonness.

Let them that will, these pastimes still pursue,

And on such pleasing fancies feed their fill;

So I the fields and meadows green may view,

And daily by fresh rivers walk at will,

Among the daisies and the violets blue,

Red hyacinth and yellow daffodil.*

On parting with the old angler I inquired after his place of abode,

and, happening to be in the neighborhood of the village a few evenings

afterwards, I had the curiosity to seek him out. I found him living in

a small cottage containing only one room, but a perfect curiosity in its

method and arrangement. It was on the skirts of the village, on a green

bank a little back from the road, with a small garden in front stocked

with kitchen herbs and adorned with a few flowers. The whole front of

the cottage was overrun with a honeysuckle. On the top was a ship for a

weathercock. The interior was fitted up in a truly nautical style, his

ideas of comfort and convenience having been acquired on the berth-deck

of a man-of-war. A hammock was slung from the ceiling which in the

daytime was lashed up so as to take but little room. From the centre of

the chamber hung a model of a ship, of his own workmanship. Two or three

chairs, a table, and a large sea-chest formed the principal movables.

About the wall were stuck up naval ballads, such as “Admiral Hosier’s

Ghost,” “All in the Downs,” and “Tom Bowling,” intermingled with

pictures of sea-fights, among which the battle of Camperdown held a

distinguished place. The mantelpiece was decorated with sea-shells, over

which hung a quadrant, flanked by two wood-cuts of most bitter-looking

naval commanders. His implements for angling were carefully disposed

on nails and hooks about the room. On a shelf was arranged his library,

containing a work on angling, much worn, a Bible covered with canvas, an

odd volume or two of voyages, a nautical almanac, and a book of songs.

* J. Davors.

His family consisted of a large black cat with one eye, and a parrot

which he had caught and tamed and educated himself in the course of

one of his voyages, and which uttered a variety of sea-phrases with the

hoarse brattling tone of a veteran boatswain. The establishment reminded

me of that of the renowned Robinson Crusoe; it was kept in neat order,

everything being “stowed away” with the regularity of a ship of war;

and he informed me that he “scoured the deck every morning and swept it

between meals.”

I found him seated on a bench before the door, smoking his pipe in the

soft evening sunshine. His cat was purring soberly on the threshold, and

his parrot describing some strange evolutions in an iron ring that swung

in the centre of his cage. He had been angling all day, and gave me a

history of his sport with as much minuteness as a general would talk

over a campaign, being particularly animated in relating the manner in

which he had taken a large trout, which had completely tasked all his

skill and wariness, and which he had sent as a trophy to mine hostess of

the inn.

How comforting it is to see a cheerful and contented old age, and to

behold a poor fellow like this, after being tempest-tost through life,

safely moored in a snug and quiet harbor in the evening of his days! His

happiness, however, sprung from within himself and was independent of

external circumstances, for he had that inexhaustible good-nature which

is the most precious gift of Heaven, spreading itself like oil over the

troubled sea of thought, and keeping the mind smooth and equable in the

roughest weather.

On inquiring further about him, I learnt that he was a universal

favorite in the village and the oracle of the tap-room, where he

delighted the rustics with his songs, and, like Sindbad, astonished them

with his stories of strange lands and shipwrecks and sea-fights. He was

much noticed too by gentlemen sportsmen of the neighborhood, had taught

several of them the art of angling, and was a privileged visitor to

their kitchens. The whole tenor of his life was quiet and inoffensive,

being principally passed about the neighboring streams when the weather

and season were favorable; and at other times he employed himself

at home, preparing his fishing-tackle for the next campaign or

manufacturing rods, nets, and flies for his patrons and pupils among the

gentry.

He was a regular attendant at church on Sundays, though he generally

fell asleep during the sermon. He had made it his particular request

that when he died he should be buried in a green spot which he could see

from his seat in church, and which he had marked out ever since he was

a boy, and had thought of when far from home on the raging sea in danger

of being food for the fishes: it was the spot where his father and

mother had been buried.

I have done, for I fear that my reader is growing weary, but I could not

refrain from drawing the picture of this worthy “brother of the angle,”

who has made me more than ever in love with the theory, though I fear I

shall never be adroit in the practice, of his art; and I will conclude

this rambling sketch in the words of honest Izaak Walton, by craving the

blessing of St. Peter’s Master upon my reader, “and upon all that are

true lovers of virtue, and dare trust in His providence, and be quiet,

and go a-angling.”

THE LEGEND OF SLEEPY HOLLOW.

(FOUND AMONG THE PAPERS OF THE LATE DIEDRICH KNICKERBOCKER.)

A pleasing land of drowsy-head it was,

Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye,

And of gay castles in the clouds that pays,

For ever flushing round a summer sky.

Castle of Indolence

IN the bosom of one of those spacious coves which indent the eastern

shore of the Hudson, at that broad expansion of the river denominated

by the ancient Dutch navigators the Tappan Zee, and where they always

prudently shortened sail and implored the protection of St. Nicholas

when they crossed, there lies a small market-town or rural port which

by some is called Greensburg, but which is more generally and properly

known by the name of Tarry Town. This name was given, we are told, in

former days by the good housewives of the adjacent country from the

inveterate propensity of their husbands to linger about the village

tavern on market days. Be that as it may, I do not vouch for the fact,

but merely advert to it for the sake of being precise and authentic.

Not far from this village, perhaps about two miles, there is a little

valley, or rather lap of land, among high hills, which is one of the

quietest places in the whole world. A small brook glides through it,

with just murmur enough to lull one to repose, and the occasional

whistle of a quail or tapping of a woodpecker is almost the only sound

that ever breaks in upon the uniform tranquillity.

I recollect that when a stripling my first exploit in squirrel-shooting

was in a grove of tall walnut trees that shades one side of the valley.

I had wandered into it at noontime, when all Nature is peculiarly quiet,

and was startled by the roar of my own gun as it broke the Sabbath

stillness around and was prolonged and reverberated by the angry echoes.

If ever I should wish for a retreat whither I might steal from the world

and its distractions and dream quietly away the remnant of a troubled

life, I know of none more promising than this little valley.

From the listless repose of the place and the peculiar character of its

inhabitants, who are descendants from the original Dutch settlers, this

sequestered glen has long been known by the name of SLEEPY HOLLOW, and

its rustic lads are called the Sleepy Hollow Boys throughout all the

neighboring country. A drowsy, dreamy influence seems to hang over the

land and to pervade the very atmosphere. Some say that the place

was bewitched by a High German doctor during the early days of the

settlement; others, that an old Indian chief, the prophet or wizard of

his tribe, held his powwows there before the country was discovered by

Master Hendrick Hudson. Certain it is, the place still continues under

the sway of some witching power that holds a spell over the minds of the

good people, causing them to walk in a continual reverie. They are given

to all kinds of marvellous beliefs, are subject to trances and visions,

and frequently see strange sights and hear music and voices in the air.

The whole neighborhood abounds with local tales, haunted spots, and

twilight superstitions; stars shoot and meteors glare oftener across the

valley than in any other part of the country, and the nightmare, with

her whole ninefold, seems to make it the favorite scene of her gambols.

The dominant spirit, however, that haunts this enchanted region, and

seems to be commander-in-chief of all the powers of the air, is the

apparition of a figure on horseback without a head. It is said by some

to be the ghost of a Hessian trooper whose head had been carried away by

a cannonball in some nameless battle during the Revolutionary War, and

who is ever and anon seen by the country-folk hurrying along in the

gloom of night as if on the wings of the wind. His haunts are not

confined to the valley, but extend at times to the adjacent roads, and

especially to the vicinity of a church at no great distance. Indeed,

certain of the most authentic historians of those parts, who have been

careful in collecting and collating the floating facts concerning this

spectre, allege that the body of the trooper, having been buried in

the churchyard, the ghost rides forth to the scene of battle in nightly

quest of his head, and that the rushing speed with which he sometimes

passes along the Hollow, like a midnight blast, is owing to his being

belated and in a hurry to get back to the churchyard before daybreak.

Such is the general purport of this legendary superstition, which has

furnished materials for many a wild story in that region of shadows;

and the spectre is known at all the country firesides by the name of the

Headless Horseman of Sleepy Hollow.

It is remarkable that the visionary propensity I have mentioned is not

confined to the native inhabitants of the valley, but is unconsciously

imbibed by every one who resides there for a time. However wide awake

they may have been before they entered that sleepy region, they are sure

in a little time to inhale the witching influence of the air and begin

to grow imaginative--to dream dreams and see apparitions.

I mention this peaceful spot with all possible laud, for it is in such

little retired Dutch valleys, found here and there embosomed in the

great State of New York, that population, manners, and customs remain

fixed, while the great torrent of migration and improvement, which is

making such incessant changes in other parts of this restless country,

sweeps by them unobserved. They are like those little nooks of still

water which border a rapid stream where we may see the straw and bubble

riding quietly at anchor or slowly revolving in their mimic harbor,

undisturbed by the rush of the passing current. Though many years have

elapsed since I trod the drowsy shades of Sleepy Hollow, yet I question

whether I should not still find the same trees and the same families

vegetating in its sheltered bosom.

In this by-place of Nature there abode, in a remote period of American

history--that is to say, some thirty years since--a worthy wight of the

name of Ichabod Crane, who sojourned, or, as he expressed it, “tarried,”

in Sleepy Hollow for the purpose of instructing the children of the

vicinity. He was a native of Connecticut, a State which supplies the

Union with pioneers for the mind as well as for the forest, and sends

forth yearly its legions of frontier woodmen and country schoolmasters.

The cognomen of Crane was not inapplicable to his person. He was tall,

but exceedingly lank, with narrow shoulders, long arms and legs, hands

that dangled a mile out of his sleeves, feet that might have served for

shovels, and his whole frame most loosely hung together. His head was

small, and flat at top, with huge ears, large green glassy eyes, and a

long snip nose, so that it looked like a weathercock perched upon his

spindle neck to tell which way the wind blew. To see him striding along

the profile of a hill on a windy day, with his clothes bagging and

fluttering about him, one might have mistaken him for the genius

of Famine descending upon the earth, or some scarecrow eloped from a

cornfield.

His school-house was a low building of one large room, rudely

constructed of logs, the windows partly glazed and partly patched with

leaves of old copybooks. It was most ingeniously secured at vacant hours

by a withe twisted in the handle of the door and stakes set against the

window-shutters, so that, though a thief might get in with perfect ease,

he would find some embarrassment in getting out---an idea most probably

borrowed by the architect, Yost Van Houten, from the mystery of

an eel-pot. The school-house stood in a rather lonely but pleasant

situation, just at the foot of a woody hill, with a brook running close

by and a formidable birch tree growing at one end of it. From hence the

low murmur of his pupils’ voices, conning over their lessons, might be

heard in a drowsy summer’s day like the hum of a bee-hive, interrupted

now and then by the authoritative voice of the master in the tone of

menace or command, or, peradventure, by the appalling sound of the birch

as he urged some tardy loiterer along the flowery path of knowledge.

Truth to say, he was a conscientious man, and ever bore in mind the

golden maxim, “Spare the rod and spoil the child.” Ichabod Crane’s

scholars certainly were not spoiled.

I would not have it imagined, however, that he was one of those cruel

potentates of the school who joy in the smart of their subjects; on

the contrary, he administered justice with discrimination rather than

severity, taking the burden off the backs of the weak and laying it on

those of the strong. Your mere puny stripling, that winced at the least

flourish of the rod, was passed by with indulgence; but the claims of

justice were satisfied by inflicting a double portion on some little

tough, wrong-headed, broad-skirted Dutch urchin, who sulked and swelled

and grew dogged and sullen beneath the birch. All this he called “doing

his duty by their parents;” and he never inflicted a chastisement

without following it by the assurance, so consolatory to the smarting

urchin, that “he would remember it and thank him for it the longest day

he had to live.”

When school-hours were over he was even the companion and playmate of

the larger boys, and on holiday afternoons would convoy some of the

smaller ones home who happened to have pretty sisters or good housewives

for mothers noted for the comforts of the cupboard. Indeed it behooved

him to keep on good terms with his pupils. The revenue arising from his

school was small, and would have been scarcely sufficient to furnish him

with daily bread, for he was a huge feeder, and, though lank, had the

dilating powers of an anaconda; but to help out his maintenance he was,

according to country custom in those parts, boarded and lodged at the

houses of the farmers whose children he instructed. With these he lived

successively a week at a time, thus going the rounds of the neighborhood

with all his worldly effects tied up in a cotton handkerchief.

That all this might not be too onerous on the purses of his rustic

patrons, who are apt to consider the costs of schooling a grievous

burden and schoolmasters as mere drones, he had various ways of

rendering himself both useful and agreeable. He assisted the farmers

occasionally in the lighter labors of their farms, helped to make

hay, mended the fences, took the horses to water, drove the cows from

pasture, and cut wood for the winter fire. He laid aside, too, all the

dominant dignity and absolute sway with which he lorded it in his little

empire, the school, and became wonderfully gentle and ingratiating.

He found favor in the eyes of the mothers by petting the children,

particularly the youngest; and like the lion bold, which whilom so

magnanimously the lamb did hold, he would sit with a child on one knee

and rock a cradle with his foot for whole hours together.

In addition to his other vocations, he was the singing-master of the

neighborhood, and picked up many bright shillings by instructing the

young folks in psalmody. It was a matter of no little vanity to him on

Sundays to take his station in front of the church-gallery with a band

of chosen singers, where, in his own mind, he completely carried away

the palm from the parson. Certain it is, his voice resounded far above

all the rest of the congregation, and there are peculiar quavers still

to be heard in that church, and which may even be heard half a mile off,

quite to the opposite side of the mill-pond on a still Sunday morning,

which are said to be legitimately descended from the nose of Ichabod

Crane. Thus, by divers little makeshifts in that ingenious way which is

commonly denominated “by hook and by crook,” the worthy pedagogue got on

tolerably enough, and was thought, by all who understood nothing of the

labor of headwork, to have a wonderfully easy life of it.

The schoolmaster is generally a man of some importance in the female

circle of a rural neighborhood, being considered a kind of idle,

gentleman-like personage of vastly superior taste and accomplishments to

the rough country swains, and, indeed, inferior in learning only to the

parson. His appearance, therefore, is apt to occasion some little stir

at the tea-table of a farmhouse and the addition of a supernumerary

dish of cakes or sweetmeats, or, peradventure, the parade of a silver

tea-pot. Our man of letters, therefore, was peculiarly happy in the

smiles of all the country damsels. How he would figure among them in the

churchyard between services on Sundays, gathering grapes for them from

the wild vines that overrun the surrounding trees; reciting for their

amusement all the epitaphs on the tombstones; or sauntering, with a

whole bevy of them, along the banks of the adjacent mill-pond, while the

more bashful country bumpkins hung sheepishly back, envying his superior

elegance and address.

From his half-itinerant life, also, he was a kind of travelling gazette,

carrying the whole budget of local gossip from house to house, so that

his appearance was always greeted with satisfaction. He was, moreover,

esteemed by the women as a man of great erudition, for he had read

several books quite through, and was a perfect master of Cotton Mather’s

History of New England Witchcraft, in which, by the way, he most firmly

and potently believed.

He was, in fact, an odd mixture of small shrewdness and simple

credulity. His appetite for the marvellous and his powers of digesting

it were equally extraordinary, and both had been increased by his

residence in this spellbound region. No tale was too gross or monstrous

for his capacious swallow. It was often his delight, after his school

was dismissed in the afternoon, to stretch himself on the rich bed of

clover bordering the little brook that whimpered by his school-house,

and there con over old Mather’s direful tales until the gathering dusk

of the evening made the printed page a mere mist before his eyes. Then,

as he wended his way by swamp and stream and awful woodland to the

farmhouse where he happened to be quartered, every sound of Nature at

that witching hour fluttered his excited imagination--the moan of the

whip-poor-will* from the hillside; the boding cry of the tree-toad, that

harbinger of storm; the dreary hooting of the screech-owl, or the

sudden rustling in the thicket of birds frightened from their roost. The

fire-flies, too, which sparkled most vividly in the darkest places, now

and then startled him as one of uncommon brightness would stream across

his path; and if, by chance, a huge blockhead of a beetle came winging

his blundering flight against him, the poor varlet was ready to give up

the ghost, with the idea that he was struck with a witch’s token. His

only resource on such occasions, either to drown thought or drive away

evil spirits, was to sing psalm tunes; and the good people of Sleepy

Hollow, as they sat by their doors of an evening, were often filled with

awe at hearing his nasal melody, “in linked sweetness long drawn out,”

floating from the distant hill or along the dusky road.

* The whip-poor-will is a bird which is only heard at night.

It receives its name from its note, which is thought to

resemble those words.

Another of his sources of fearful pleasure was to pass long winter

evenings with the old Dutch wives as they sat spinning by the fire, with

a row of apples roasting and spluttering along the hearth, and listen

to their marvellous tales of ghosts and goblins, and haunted fields,

and haunted brooks, and haunted bridges, and haunted houses, and

particularly of the headless horseman, or Galloping Hessian of the

Hollow, as they sometimes called him. He would delight them equally

by his anecdotes of witchcraft and of the direful omens and portentous

sights and sounds in the air which prevailed in the earlier times of

Connecticut, and would frighten them woefully with speculations upon

comets and shooting stars, and with the alarming fact that the world did

absolutely turn round and that they were half the time topsy-turvy.

But if there was a pleasure in all this while snugly cuddling in the

chimney-corner of a chamber that was all of a ruddy glow from the

crackling wood-fire, and where, of course, no spectre dared to show

its face, it was dearly purchased by the terrors of his subsequent walk

homewards. What fearful shapes and shadows beset his path amidst the dim

and ghastly glare of a snowy night! With what wistful look did he eye

every trembling ray of light streaming across the waste fields from some

distant window! How often was he appalled by some shrub covered with

snow, which, like a sheeted spectre, beset his very path! How often did

he shrink with curdling awe at the sound of his own steps on the frosty

crust beneath his feet, and dread to look over his shoulder, lest he

should behold some uncouth being tramping close behind him! And how

often was he thrown into complete dismay by some rushing blast howling

among the trees, in the idea that it was the Galloping Hessian on one of

his nightly scourings!

All these, however, were mere terrors of the night, phantoms of the mind

that walk in darkness; and though he had seen many spectres in his time,

and been more than once beset by Satan in divers shapes in his lonely

perambulations, yet daylight put an end to all these evils; and he would

have passed a pleasant life of it, in despite of the devil and all his

works, if his path had not been crossed by a being that causes more

perplexity to mortal man than ghosts, goblins, and the whole race of

witches put together, and that was--a woman.

Among the musical disciples who assembled one evening in each week

to receive his instructions in psalmody was Katrina Van Tassel, the

daughter and only child of a substantial Dutch farmer. She was a

blooming lass of fresh eighteen, plump as a partridge, ripe and melting

and rosy-cheeked as one of her father’s peaches, and universally famed,

not merely for her beauty, but her vast expectations. She was withal a

little of a coquette, as might be perceived even in her dress, which was

a mixture of ancient and modern fashions, as most suited to set off

her charms. She wore the ornaments of pure yellow gold which her

great-great-grandmother had brought over from Saardam, the tempting

stomacher of the olden time, and withal a provokingly short petticoat to

display the prettiest foot and ankle in the country round.

Ichabod Crane had a soft and foolish heart towards the sex, and it is

not to be wondered at that so tempting a morsel soon found favor in his

eyes, more especially after he had visited her in her paternal mansion.

Old Baltus Van Tassel was a perfect picture of a thriving, contented,

liberal-hearted farmer. He seldom, it is true, sent either his eyes or

his thoughts beyond the boundaries of his own farm, but within those

everything was snug, happy, and well-conditioned. He was satisfied

with his wealth but not proud of it, and piqued himself upon the hearty

abundance, rather than the style, in which he lived. His stronghold was

situated on the banks of the Hudson, in one of those green, sheltered,

fertile nooks in which the Dutch farmers are so fond of nestling. A

great elm tree spread its broad branches over it, at the foot of which

bubbled up a spring of the softest and sweetest water in a little well

formed of a barrel, and then stole sparkling away through the grass to

a neighboring brook that bubbled along among alders and dwarf willows.

Hard by the farmhouse was a vast barn, that might have served for a

church, every window and crevice of which seemed bursting forth with the

treasures of the farm; the flail was busily resounding within it from

morning to night; swallows and martins skimmed twittering about the

eaves; and rows of pigeons, some with one eye turned up, as if watching

the weather, some with their heads under their wings or buried in their

bosoms, and others, swelling, and cooing, and bowing about their dames,

were enjoying the sunshine on the roof. Sleek, unwieldy porkers were

grunting in the repose and abundance of their pens, whence sallied

forth, now and then, troops of sucking pigs as if to snuff the air.

A stately squadron of snowy geese were riding in an adjoining pond,

convoying whole fleets of ducks; regiments of turkeys were gobbling

through the farmyard, and guinea-fowls fretting about it, like

ill-tempered housewives, with their peevish, discontented cry. Before

the barn-door strutted the gallant cock, that pattern of a husband, a

warrior, and a fine gentleman, clapping his burnished wings and crowing

in the pride and gladness of his heart--sometimes tearing up the earth

with his feet, and then generously calling his ever-hungry family of

wives and children to enjoy the rich morsel which he had discovered.

The pedagogue’s mouth watered as he looked upon this sumptuous promise

of luxurious winter fare. In his devouring mind’s eye he pictured to

himself every roasting-pig running about with a pudding in his belly

and an apple in his mouth; the pigeons were snugly put to bed in a

comfortable pie and tucked in with a coverlet of crust; the geese were

swimming in their own gravy; and the ducks pairing cosily in dishes,

like snug married couples, with a decent competency of onion sauce. In

the porkers he saw carved out the future sleek side of bacon and juicy

relishing ham; not a turkey but he beheld daintily trussed up, with

its gizzard under its wing, and, peradventure, a necklace of savory

sausages; and even bright Chanticleer himself lay sprawling on his back

in a side-dish, with uplifted claws, as if craving that quarter which

his chivalrous spirit disdained to ask while living.

As the enraptured Ichabod fancied all this, and as he rolled his great

green eyes over the fat meadow-lands, the rich fields of wheat, of rye,

of buckwheat, and Indian corn, and the orchards burdened with ruddy

fruit, which surrounded the warm tenement of Van Tassel, his heart

yearned after the damsel who was to inherit these domains, and his

imagination expanded with the idea how they might be readily turned into

cash and the money invested in immense tracts of wild land and shingle

palaces in the wilderness. Nay, his busy fancy already realized his

hopes, and presented to him the blooming Katrina, with a whole family of

children, mounted on the top of a wagon loaded with household trumpery,

with pots and kettles dangling beneath, and he beheld himself bestriding

a pacing mare, with a colt at her heels, setting out for Kentucky,

Tennessee, or the Lord knows where.

When he entered the house the conquest of his heart was complete. It

was one of those spacious farmhouses with high-ridged but lowly-sloping

roofs, built in the style handed down from the first Dutch settlers, the

low projecting eaves forming a piazza along the front capable of being

closed up in bad weather. Under this were hung flails, harness, various

utensils of husbandry, and nets for fishing in the neighboring

river. Benches were built along the sides for summer use, and a great

spinning-wheel at one end and a churn at the other showed the various

uses to which this important porch might be devoted. From this piazza

the wondering Ichabod entered the hall, which formed the centre of

the mansion and the place of usual residence. Here rows of resplendent

pewter, ranged on a long dresser, dazzled his eyes. In one corner

stood a huge bag of wool ready to be spun; in another a quantity of

linsey-woolsey just from the loom; ears of Indian corn and strings of

dried apples and peaches hung in gay festoons along the walls, mingled

with the gaud of red peppers; and a door left ajar gave him a peep into

the best parlor, where the claw-footed chairs and dark mahogany tables

shone like mirrors; andirons, with their accompanying shovel and

tongs, glistened from their covert of asparagus tops; mock-oranges

and conch-shells decorated the mantelpiece; strings of various-colored

birds’ eggs were suspended above it; a great ostrich egg was hung from

the centre of the room, and a corner cupboard, knowingly left open,

displayed immense treasures of old silver and well-mended china.

From the moment Ichabod laid his eyes upon these regions of delight the

peace of his mind was at an end, and his only study was how to gain the

affections of the peerless daughter of Van Tassel. In this enterprise,

however, he had more real difficulties than generally fell to the lot of

a knight-errant of yore, who seldom had anything but giants, enchanters,

fiery dragons, and such-like easily-conquered adversaries to contend

with, and had to make his way merely through gates of iron and brass

and walls of adamant to the castle keep, where the lady of his heart was

confined; all which he achieved as easily as a man would carve his way

to the centre of a Christmas pie, and then the lady gave him her hand as

a matter of course. Ichabod, on the contrary, had to win his way to

the heart of a country coquette beset with a labyrinth of whims

and caprices, which were forever presenting new difficulties and

impediments, and he had to encounter a host of fearful adversaries

of real flesh and blood, the numerous rustic admirers who beset every

portal to her heart, keeping a watchful and angry eye upon each other,

but ready to fly out in the common cause against any new competitor.

Among these the most formidable was a burly, roaring, roistering

blade of the name of Abraham--or, according to the Dutch abbreviation,

Brom--Van Brunt, the hero of the country round, which rang with

his feats of strength and hardihood. He was broad-shouldered and

double-jointed, with short curly black hair and a bluff but not

unpleasant countenance, having a mingled air of fun and arrogance.

From his Herculean frame and great powers of limb, he had received the

nickname of BROM BONES, by which he was universally known. He was famed

for great knowledge and skill in horsemanship, being as dexterous on

horseback as a Tartar. He was foremost at all races and cockfights, and,

with the ascendancy which bodily strength acquires in rustic life, was

the umpire in all disputes, setting his hat on one side and giving his

decisions with an air and tone admitting of no gainsay or appeal. He was

always ready for either a fight or a frolic, but had more mischief than

ill-will in his composition; and with all his overbearing roughness

there was a strong dash of waggish good-humor at bottom. He had three or

four boon companions who regarded him as their model, and at the head of

whom he scoured the country, attending every scene of feud or merriment

for miles around. In cold weather he was distinguished by a fur cap

surmounted with a flaunting fox’s tail; and when the folks at a country

gathering descried this well-known crest at a distance, whisking

about among a squad of hard riders, they always stood by for a squall.

Sometimes his crew would be heard dashing along past the farm-houses at

midnight with whoop and halloo, like a troop of Don Cossacks, and the

old dames, startled out of their sleep, would listen for a moment till

the hurry-scurry had clattered by, and then exclaim, “Ay, there goes

Brom Bones and his gang!” The neighbors looked upon him with a mixture

of awe, admiration, and good-will, and when any madcap prank or rustic

brawl occurred in the vicinity always shook their heads and warranted

Brom Bones was at the bottom of it.

This rantipole hero had for some time singled out the blooming Katrina

for the object of his uncouth gallantries, and, though his amorous

toyings were something like the gentle caresses and endearments of a

bear, yet it was whispered that she did not altogether discourage his

hopes. Certain it is, his advances were signals for rival candidates to

retire who felt no inclination to cross a line in his amours; insomuch,

that when his horse was seen tied to Van Tassel’s paling on a Sunday

night, a sure sign that his master was courting--or, as it is termed,

“sparking”--within, all other suitors passed by in despair and carried

the war into other quarters.

Such was the formidable rival with whom Ichabod Crane had to contend,

and, considering all things, a stouter man than he would have shrunk

from the competition and a wiser (*)man would have despaired. He had,

however, a happy mixture of pliability and perseverance in his nature;

he was in form and spirit like a supple jack--yielding, but tough;

though he bent, he never broke and though he bowed beneath the slightest

pressure, yet the moment it was away, jerk! he was as erect and carried

his head as high as ever.

To have taken the field openly against his rival would have been madness

for he was not a man to be thwarted in his amours, any more than that

stormy lover, Achilles. Ichabod, therefore, made his advances in a

quiet and gently-insinuating manner. Under cover of his character of

singing-master, he made frequent visits at the farm-house; not that he

had anything to apprehend from the meddlesome interference of parents,

which is so often a stumbling-block in the path of lovers. Balt Van

Tassel was an easy, indulgent soul; he loved his daughter better even

than his pipe, and, like a reasonable man and an excellent father, let

her have her way in everything. His notable little wife, too, had enough

to do to attend to her housekeeping and manage her poultry for, as she

sagely observed, ducks and geese are foolish things and must be looked

after, but girls can take care of themselves. Thus while the busy dame

bustled about the house or plied her spinning-wheel at one end of the

piazza, honest Balt would sit smoking his evening pipe at the other,

watching the achievements of a little wooden warrior who, armed with a

sword in each hand, was most valiantly fighting the wind on the pinnacle

of the barn. In the meantime, Ichabod would carry on his suit with the

daughter by the side of the spring under the great elm, or sauntering

along in the twilight, that hour so favorable to the lover’s eloquence.

I profess not to know how women’s hearts are wooed and won. To me they

have always been matters of riddle and admiration. Some seem to have but

one vulnerable point, or door of access, while others have a thousand

avenues and may be captured in a thousand different ways. It is a

great triumph of skill to gain the former, but still greater proof

of generalship to maintain possession of the latter, for the man must

battle for his fortress at every door and window. He who wins a thousand

common hearts is therefore entitled to some renown, but he who keeps

undisputed sway over the heart of a coquette is indeed a hero. Certain

it is, this was not the case with the redoubtable Brom Bones; and from

the moment Ichabod Crane made his advances, the interests of the former

evidently declined; his horse was no longer seen tied at the palings

on Sunday nights, and a deadly feud gradually arose between him and the

preceptor of Sleepy Hollow.

Brom, who had a degree of rough chivalry in his nature, would fain have

carried matters to open warfare, and have settled their pretensions

to the lady according to the mode of those most concise and simple

reasoners, the knights-errant of yore--by single combat; but Ichabod was

too conscious of the superior might of his adversary to enter the lists

against him: he had overheard a boast of Bones, that he would “double

the schoolmaster up and lay him on a shelf of his own school-house;”

and he was too wary to give him an opportunity. There was something

extremely provoking in this obstinately pacific system; it left Brom

no alternative but to draw upon the funds of rustic waggery in his

disposition and to play off boorish practical jokes upon his rival.

Ichabod became the object of whimsical persecution to Bones and his gang

of rough riders. They harried his hitherto peaceful domains; smoked

out his singing school by stopping up the chimney; broke into the

schoolhouse at night in spite of its formidable fastenings of withe

and window stakes, and turned everything topsy-turvy; so that the poor

schoolmaster began to think all the witches in the country held their

meetings there. But, what was still more annoying, Brom took all

opportunities of turning him into ridicule in presence of his mistress,

and had a scoundrel dog whom he taught to whine in the most ludicrous

manner, and introduced as a rival of Ichabod’s, to instruct her in

psalmody.

In this way, matters went on for some time without producing any

material effect on the relative situation of the contending powers. On

a fine autumnal afternoon Ichabod, in pensive mood, sat enthroned on

the lofty stool whence he usually watched all the concerns of his little

literary realm. In his hand he swayed a ferule, that sceptre of despotic

power; the birch of justice reposed on three nails behind the throne, a

constant terror to evildoers; while on the desk before him might be

seen sundry contraband articles and prohibited weapons detected upon

the persons of idle urchins, such as half-munched apples, popguns,

whirligigs, fly-cages, and whole legions of rampant little paper

gamecocks. Apparently there had been some appalling act of justice

recently inflicted, for his scholars were all busily intent upon their

books or slyly whispering behind them with one eye kept upon the master,

and a kind of buzzing stillness reigned throughout the school-room.

It was suddenly interrupted by the appearance of a negro in tow-cloth

jacket and trowsers, a round-crowned fragment of a hat like the cap of

Mercury, and mounted on the back of a ragged, wild, half-broken colt,

which he managed with a rope by way of halter. He came clattering up to

the school door with an invitation to Ichabod to attend a merry-making

or “quilting frolic” to be held that evening at Mynheer Van Tassel’s;

and, having delivered his message with that air of importance and effort

at fine language which a negro is apt to display on petty embassies of

the kind, he dashed over the brook, and was seen scampering away up the

hollow, full of the importance and hurry of his mission.

All was now bustle and hubbub in the late quiet school-room. The

scholars were hurried through their lessons without stopping at trifles;

those who were nimble skipped over half with impunity, and those who

were tardy had a smart application now and then in the rear to quicken

their speed or help them over a tall word. Books were flung aside

without being put away on the shelves, inkstands were overturned,

benches thrown down, and the whole school was turned loose an hour

before the usual time, bursting forth like a legion of young

imps, yelping and racketing about the green in joy at their early

emancipation.

The gallant Ichabod now spent at least an extra half hour at his toilet,

brushing and furbishing up his best, and indeed only, suit of rusty

black, and arranging his locks by a bit of broken looking-glass that

hung up in the school-house. That he might make his appearance before

his mistress in the true style of a cavalier, he borrowed a horse from

the farmer with whom he was domiciliated, a choleric old Dutchman of the

name of Hans Van Ripper, and, thus gallantly mounted, issued forth like

a knight-errant in quest of adventures. But it is meet I should, in

the true spirit of romantic story, give some account of the looks

and equipments of my hero and his steed. The animal he bestrode was a

broken-down plough-horse that had outlived almost everything but his

viciousness. He was gaunt and shagged, with a ewe neck and a head like a

hammer; his rusty mane and tail were tangled and knotted with burrs; one

eye had lost its pupil and was glaring and spectral, but the other had

the gleam of a genuine devil in it. Still, he must have had fire and

mettle in his day, if we may judge from the name he bore of Gunpowder.

He had, in fact, been a favorite steed of his master’s, the choleric Van

Ripper, who was a furious rider, and had infused, very probably, some of

his own spirit into the animal; for, old and broken down as he looked,

there was more of the lurking devil in him than in any young filly in

the country.

Ichabod was a suitable figure for such a steed. He rode with short

stirrups, which brought his knees nearly up to the pommel of the saddle;

his sharp elbows stuck out like grasshoppers’; he carried his whip

perpendicularly in his hand like a sceptre; and as his horse jogged on

the motion of his arms was not unlike the flapping of a pair of wings. A

small wool hat rested on the top of his nose, for so his scanty strip of

forehead might be called, and the skirts of his black coat fluttered out

almost to his horse’s tail. Such was the appearance of Ichabod and his

steed as they shambled out of the gate of Hans Van Ripper, and it was

altogether such an apparition as is seldom to be met with in broad

daylight.

It was, as I have said, a fine autumnal day, the sky was clear and

serene, and Nature wore that rich and golden livery which we always

associate with the idea of abundance. The forests had put on their sober

brown and yellow, while some trees of the tenderer kind had been nipped

by the frosts into brilliant dyes of orange, purple, and scarlet.

Streaming files of wild-ducks began to make their appearance high in the

air; the bark of the squirrel might be heard from the groves of beech

and hickory nuts, and the pensive whistle of the quail at intervals from

the neighboring stubble-field.

The small birds were taking their farewell banquets. In the fulness of

their revelry they fluttered, chirping and frolicking, from bush to bush

and tree to tree, capricious from the very profusion and variety around

them. There was the honest cock robin, the favorite game of stripling

sportsmen, with its loud querulous note; and the twittering blackbirds,

flying in sable clouds; and the golden-winged woodpecker, with his

crimson crest, his broad black gorget, and splendid plumage; and the

cedar-bird, with its red-tipt wings and yellow-tipt tail and its little

monteiro cap of feathers; and the blue jay, that noisy coxcomb, in his

gay light-blue coat and white under-clothes, screaming and chattering,

bobbing and nodding and bowing, and pretending to be on good terms with

every songster of the grove.

As Ichabod jogged slowly on his way his eye, ever open to every symptom

of culinary abundance, ranged with delight over the treasures of jolly

Autumn. On all sides he beheld vast store of apples--some hanging in

oppressive opulence on the trees, some gathered into baskets and barrels

for the market, others heaped up in rich piles for the cider-press.

Farther on he beheld great fields of Indian corn, with its golden ears

peeping from their leafy coverts and holding out the promise of cakes

and hasty pudding; and the yellow pumpkins lying beneath them, turning

up their fair round bellies to the sun, and giving ample prospects

of the most luxurious of pies; and anon he passed the fragrant

buckwheat-fields, breathing the odor of the beehive, and as he beheld

them soft anticipations stole over his mind of dainty slapjacks, well

buttered and garnished with honey or treacle by the delicate little

dimpled hand of Katrina Van Tassel.

Thus feeding his mind with many sweet thoughts and “sugared

suppositions,” he journeyed along the sides of a range of hills which

look out upon some of the goodliest scenes of the mighty Hudson. The sun

gradually wheeled his broad disk down into the west. The wide bosom of

the Tappan Zee lay motionless and glassy, excepting that here and there

a gentle undulation waved and prolonged the blue shadow of the distant

mountain. A few amber clouds floated in the sky, without a breath of air

to move them. The horizon was of a fine golden tint, changing gradually

into a pure apple green, and from that into the deep blue of the

mid-heaven. A slanting ray lingered on the woody crests of the

precipices that overhung some parts of the river, giving greater depth

to the dark-gray and purple of their rocky sides. A sloop was loitering

in the distance, dropping slowly down with the tide, her sail hanging

uselessly against the mast, and as the reflection of the sky gleamed

along the still water it seemed as if the vessel was suspended in the

air.

It was toward evening that Ichabod arrived at the castle of the Heer

Van Tassel, which he found thronged with the pride and flower of the

adjacent country--old farmers, a spare leathern-faced race, in homespun

coats and breeches, blue stockings, huge shoes, and magnificent pewter

buckles; their brisk withered little dames, in close crimped caps,

long-waisted shortgowns, homespun petticoats, with scissors and

pincushions and gay calico pockets hanging on the outside; buxom lasses,

almost as antiquated as their mothers, excepting where a straw hat, a

fine ribbon, or perhaps a white frock, gave symptoms of city innovation;

the sons, in short square-skirted coats with rows of stupendous brass

buttons, and their hair generally queued in the fashion of the times,

especially if they could procure an eel-skin for the purpose, it being

esteemed throughout the country as a potent nourisher and strengthener

of the hair.

Brom Bones, however, was the hero of the scene, having come to the

gathering on his favorite steed Daredevil--a creature, like himself full

of metal and mischief, and which no one but himself could manage. He

was, in fact, noted for preferring vicious animals, given to all kinds

of tricks, which kept the rider in constant risk of his neck, for he

held a tractable, well-broken horse as unworthy of a lad of spirit.

Fain would I pause to dwell upon the world of charms that burst upon

the enraptured gaze of my hero as he entered the state parlor of Van

Tassel’s mansion. Not those of the bevy of buxom lasses with their

luxurious display of red and white, but the ample charms of a genuine

Dutch country tea-table in the sumptuous time of autumn. Such heaped-up

platters of cakes of various and almost indescribable kinds, known only

to experienced Dutch housewives! There was the doughty doughnut, the

tenderer oily koek, and the crisp and crumbling cruller; sweet cakes

and short cakes, ginger cakes and honey cakes, and the whole family of

cakes. And then there were apple pies and peach pies and pumpkin pies;

besides slices of ham and smoked beef; and moreover delectable dishes

of preserved plums and peaches and pears and quinces; not to mention

broiled shad and roasted chickens; together with bowls of milk and

cream,--all mingled higgledy-piggledy, pretty much as I have enumerated

them, with the motherly teapot sending up its clouds of vapor from the

midst. Heaven bless the mark! I want breath and time to discuss this

banquet as it deserves, and am too eager to get on with my story.

Happily, Ichabod Crane was not in so great a hurry as his historian, but

did ample justice to every dainty.

He was a kind and thankful creature, whose heart dilated in proportion

as his skin was filled with good cheer, and whose spirits rose with

eating as some men’s do with drink. He could not help, too, rolling his

large eyes round him as he ate, and chuckling with the possibility that

he might one day be lord of all this scene of almost unimaginable luxury

and splendor. Then, he thought, how soon he’d turn his back upon the old

school-house, snap his fingers in the face of Hans Van Ripper and every

other niggardly patron, and kick any itinerant pedagogue out of doors

that should dare to call him comrade!

Old Baltus Van Tassel moved about among his guests with a face dilated

with content and good-humor, round and jolly as the harvest moon. His

hospitable attentions were brief, but expressive, being confined to a

shake of the hand, a slap on the shoulder, a loud laugh, and a pressing

invitation to “fall to and help themselves.”

And now the sound of the music from the common room, or hall, summoned

to the dance. The musician was an old gray-headed negro who had been the

itinerant orchestra of the neighborhood for more than half a century.

His instrument was as old and battered as himself. The greater part of

the time he scraped on two or three strings, accompanying every movement

of the bow with a motion of the head, bowing almost to the ground and

stamping with his foot whenever a fresh couple were to start.

Ichabod prided himself upon his dancing as much as upon his vocal

powers. Not a limb, not a fibre about him was idle; and to have seen

his loosely hung frame in full motion and clattering about the room

you would have thought Saint Vitus himself, that blessed patron of the

dance, was figuring before you in person. He was the admiration of all

the negroes, who, having gathered, of all ages and sizes, from the farm

and the neighborhood, stood forming a pyramid of shining black faces at

every door and window, gazing with delight at the scene, rolling their

white eyeballs, and showing grinning rows of ivory from ear to ear. How

could the flogger of urchins be otherwise than animated and joyous? The

lady of his heart was his partner in the dance, and smiling graciously

in reply to all his amorous oglings, while Brom Bones, sorely smitten

with love and jealousy, sat brooding by himself in one corner.

When the dance was at an end Ichabod was attracted to a knot of the

sager folks, who, with old Van Tassel, sat smoking at one end of the

piazza gossiping over former times and drawing out long stories about

the war.

This neighborhood, at the time of which I am speaking, was one of those

highly favored places which abound with chronicle and great men.

The British and American line had run near it during the war; it had

therefore been the scene of marauding and infested with refugees,

cow-boys, and all kinds of border chivalry. Just sufficient time had

elapsed to enable each storyteller to dress up his tale with a little

becoming fiction, and in the indistinctness of his recollection to make

himself the hero of every exploit.

There was the story of Doffue Martling, a large blue-bearded Dutchman,

who had nearly taken a British frigate with an old iron nine-pounder

from a mud breastwork, only that his gun burst at the sixth discharge.

And there was an old gentleman who shall be nameless, being too rich

a mynheer to be lightly mentioned, who, in the battle of Whiteplains,

being an excellent master of defence, parried a musket-ball with a small

sword, insomuch that he absolutely felt it whiz round the blade and

glance off at the hilt: in proof of which he was ready at any time to

show the sword, with the hilt a little bent. There were several more

that had been equally great in the field, not one of whom but was

persuaded that he had a considerable hand in bringing the war to a happy

termination.

But all these were nothing to the tales of ghosts and apparitions that

succeeded. The neighborhood is rich in legendary treasures of the

kind. Local tales and superstitions thrive best in these sheltered,

long-settled retreats but are trampled under foot by the shifting throng

that forms the population of most of our country places. Besides, there

is no encouragement for ghosts in most of our villages, for they have

scarcely had time to finish their first nap and turn themselves in

their graves before their surviving friends have travelled away from the

neighborhood; so that when they turn out at night to walk their rounds

they have no acquaintance left to call upon. This is perhaps the reason

why we so seldom hear of ghosts except in our long-established Dutch

communities.

The immediate causes however, of the prevalence of supernatural stories

in these parts, was doubtless owing to the vicinity of Sleepy Hollow.

There was a contagion in the very air that blew from that haunted

region; it breathed forth an atmosphere of dreams and fancies infecting

all the land. Several of the Sleepy Hollow people were present at

Van Tassel’s, and, as usual, were doling out their wild and wonderful

legends. Many dismal tales were told about funeral trains and mourning

cries and wailings heard and seen about the great tree where the

unfortunate Major André was taken, and which stood in the neighborhood.

Some mention was made also of the woman in white that haunted the dark

glen at Raven Rock, and was often heard to shriek on winter nights

before a storm, having perished there in the snow. The chief part of the

stories, however, turned upon the favorite spectre of Sleepy Hollow, the

headless horseman, who had been heard several times of late patrolling

the country, and, it was said, tethered his horse nightly among the

graves in the churchyard.

The sequestered situation of this church seems always to have made it a

favorite haunt of troubled spirits. It stands on a knoll surrounded by

locust trees and lofty elms, from among which its decent whitewashed

walls shine modestly forth, like Christian purity beaming through the

shades of retirement. A gentle slope descends from it to a silver sheet

of water bordered by high trees, between which peeps may be caught at

the blue hills of the Hudson. To look upon its grass-grown yard, where

the sunbeams seem to sleep so quietly, one would think that there at

least the dead might rest in peace. On one side of the church extends a

wide woody dell, along which raves a large brook among broken rocks and

trunks of fallen trees. Over a deep black part of the stream, not far

from the church, was formerly thrown a wooden bridge; the road that led

to it and the bridge itself were thickly shaded by overhanging trees,

which cast a gloom about it even in the daytime, but occasioned a

fearful darkness at night. Such was one of the favorite haunts of

the headless horseman, and the place where he was most frequently

encountered. The tale was told of old Brouwer, a most heretical

disbeliever in ghosts, how he met the horseman returning from his foray

into Sleepy Hollow, and was obliged to get up behind him; how they

galloped over bush and brake, over hill and swamp, until they reached

the bridge, when the horseman suddenly turned into a skeleton, threw old

Brouwer into the brook, and sprang away over the tree-tops with a clap

of thunder.

This story was immediately matched by a thrice-marvellous adventure of

Brom Bones, who made light of the galloping Hessian as an arrant jockey.

He affirmed that on returning one night from the neighboring village of

Sing-Sing he had been overtaken by this midnight trooper; that he had

offered to race with him for a bowl of punch, and should have won it

too, for Daredevil beat the goblin horse all hollow, but just as they

came to the church bridge the Hessian bolted and vanished in a flash of

fire.

All these tales, told in that drowsy undertone with which men talk in

the dark, the countenances of the listeners only now and then receiving

a casual gleam from the glare of a pipe, sank deep in the mind of

Ichabod. He repaid them in kind with large extracts from his invaluable

author, Cotton Mather, and added many marvellous events that had taken

place in his native state of Connecticut and fearful sights which he had

seen in his nightly walks about Sleepy Hollow.

The revel now gradually broke up. The old farmers gathered together

their families in their wagons, and were heard for some time rattling

along the hollow roads and over the distant hills. Some of the

damsels mounted on pillions behind their favorite swains, and their

light-hearted laughter, mingling with the clatter of hoofs, echoed along

the silent woodlands, sounding fainter and fainter until they gradually

died away, and the late scene of noise and frolic was all silent and

deserted. Ichabod only lingered behind, according to the custom of

country lovers, to have a tete-a-tete with the heiress, fully convinced

that he was now on the high road to success. What passed at this

interview I will not pretend to say, for in fact I do not know.

Something, however, I fear me, must have gone wrong, for he certainly

sallied forth, after no very great interval, with an air quite desolate

and chop-fallen. Oh these women! these women! Could that girl have been

playing off any of her coquettish tricks? Was her encouragement of the

poor pedagogue all a mere sham to secure her conquest of his rival?

Heaven only knows, not I! Let it suffice to say, Ichabod stole forth

with the air of one who had been sacking a hen-roost, rather than a fair

lady’s heart. Without looking to the right or left to notice the scene

of rural wealth on which he had so often gloated, he went straight to

the stable, and with several hearty cuffs and kicks roused his steed

most uncourteously from the comfortable quarters in which he was soundly

sleeping, dreaming of mountains of corn and oats and whole valleys of

timothy and clover.

It was the very witching time of night that Ichabod, heavy-hearted and

crestfallen, pursued his travel homewards along the sides of the

lofty hills which rise above Tarry Town, and which he had traversed so

cheerily in the afternoon. The hour was as dismal as himself. Far below

him the Tappan Zee spread its dusky and indistinct waste of waters, with

here and there the tall mast of a sloop riding quietly at anchor under

the land. In the dead hush of midnight he could even hear the barking of

the watch-dog from the opposite shore of the Hudson; but it was so vague

and faint as only to give an idea of his distance from this faithful

companion of man. Now and then, too, the long-drawn crowing of a cock,

accidentally awakened, would sound far, far off, from some farm-house

away among the hills; but it was like a dreaming sound in his ear. No

signs of life occurred near him, but occasionally the melancholy chirp

of a cricket, or perhaps the guttural twang of a bull-frog from a

neighboring marsh, as if sleeping uncomfortably and turning suddenly in

his bed.

All the stories of ghosts and goblins that he had heard in the afternoon

now came crowding upon his recollection. The night grew darker and

darker; the stars seemed to sink deeper in the sky, and driving clouds

occasionally hid them from his sight. He had never felt so lonely and

dismal. He was, moreover, approaching the very place where many of the

scenes of the ghost-stories had been laid. In the centre of the road

stood an enormous tulip tree which towered like a giant above all the

other trees of the neighborhood and formed a kind of landmark. Its limbs

were gnarled and fantastic, large enough to form trunks for ordinary

trees, twisting down almost to the earth and rising again into the air.

It was connected with the tragical story of the unfortunate André, who

had been taken prisoner hard by, and was universally known by the name

of Major André’s tree. The common people regarded it with a mixture of

respect and superstition, partly out of sympathy for the fate of its

ill-starred namesake, and partly from the tales of strange sights and

doleful lamentations told concerning it.

As Ichabod approached this fearful tree he began to whistle: he thought

his whistle was answered; it was but a blast sweeping sharply through

the dry branches. As he approached a little nearer he thought he saw

something white hanging in the midst of the tree: he paused and ceased

whistling, but on looking more narrowly perceived that it was a place

where the tree had been scathed by lightning and the white wood laid

bare. Suddenly he heard a groan: his teeth chattered and his knees

smote against the saddle; it was but the rubbing of one huge bough upon

another as they were swayed about by the breeze. He passed the tree in

safety, but new perils lay before him.

About two hundred yards from the tree a small brook crossed the road and

ran into a marshy and thickly-wooded glen, known by the name of Wiley’s

Swamp. A few rough logs, laid side by side, served for a bridge over

this stream. On that side of the road where the brook entered the wood,

a group of oaks and chestnuts, matted thick with wild grape-vines, threw

a cavernous gloom over it. To pass this bridge was the severest trial.

It was at this identical spot that the unfortunate André was captured,

and under the covert of those chestnuts and vines were the sturdy yeomen

concealed who surprised him. This has ever since been considered a

haunted stream, and fearful are the feelings of the schoolboy who has to

pass it alone after dark.

As he approached the stream his heart began to thump; he summoned up,

however, all his resolution, gave his horse half a score of kicks in the

ribs, and attempted to dash briskly across the bridge; but instead of

starting forward, the perverse old animal made a lateral movement and

ran broadside against the fence. Ichabod, whose fears increased with the

delay, jerked the reins on the other side and kicked lustily with the

contrary foot: it was all in vain; his steed started, it is true, but

it was only to plunge to the opposite side of the road into a thicket of

brambles and alder bushes. The schoolmaster now bestowed both whip and

heel upon the starveling ribs of old Gunpowder, who dashed forward,

snuffing and snorting, but came to a stand just by the bridge with a

suddenness that had nearly sent his rider sprawling over his head.

Just at this moment a plashy tramp by the side of the bridge caught the

sensitive ear of Ichabod. In the dark shadow of the grove on the margin

of the brook he beheld something huge, misshapen, black, and towering.

It stirred not, but seemed gathered up in the gloom, like some gigantic

monster ready to spring upon the traveller.

The hair of the affrighted pedagogue rose upon his head with terror.

What was to be done? To turn and fly was now too late; and besides,

what chance was there of escaping ghost or goblin, if such it was, which

could ride upon the wings of the wind? Summoning up, therefore, a

show of courage, he demanded in stammering accents, “Who are you?”

He received no reply. He repeated his demand in a still more agitated

voice. Still there was no answer. Once more he cudgelled the sides

of the inflexible Gunpowder, and, shutting his eyes, broke forth with

involuntary fervor into a psalm tune. Just then the shadowy object of

alarm put itself in motion, and with a scramble and a bound stood at

once in the middle of the road. Though the night was dark and dismal,

yet the form of the unknown might now in some degree be ascertained.

He appeared to be a horseman of large dimensions and mounted on a black

horse of powerful frame. He made no offer of molestation or sociability,

but kept aloof on one side of the road, jogging along on the blind side

of old Gunpowder, who had now got over his fright and waywardness.

Ichabod, who had no relish for this strange midnight companion, and

bethought himself of the adventure of Brom Bones with the Galloping

Hessian, now quickened his steed in hopes of leaving him behind. The

stranger, however, quickened his horse to an equal pace. Ichabod pulled

up, and fell into a walk, thinking to lag behind; the other did the

same. His heart began to sink within him; he endeavored to resume his

psalm tune, but his parched tongue clove to the roof of his mouth and

he could not utter a stave. There was something in the moody and

dogged silence of this pertinacious companion that was mysterious and

appalling. It was soon fearfully accounted for. On mounting a rising

ground, which brought the figure of his fellow-traveller in relief

against the sky, gigantic in height and muffled in a cloak, Ichabod was

horror-struck on perceiving that he was headless! but his horror was

still more increased on observing that the head, which should have

rested on his shoulders, was carried before him on the pommel of the

saddle. His terror rose to desperation, he rained a shower of kicks and

blows upon Gunpowder, hoping by a sudden movement to give his companion

the slip; but the spectre started full jump with him. Away, then, they

dashed through thick and thin, stones flying and sparks flashing at

every bound. Ichabod’s flimsy garments fluttered in the air as he

stretched his long lank body away over his horse’s head in the eagerness

of his flight.

They had now reached the road which turns off to Sleepy Hollow; but

Gunpowder, who seemed possessed with a demon, instead of keeping up it,

made an opposite turn and plunged headlong down hill to the left. This

road leads through a sandy hollow shaded by trees for about a quarter

of a mile, where it crosses the bridge famous in goblin story, and just

beyond swells the green knoll on which stands the whitewashed church.

As yet the panic of the steed had given his unskillful rider an apparent

advantage in the chase; but just as he had got halfway through the

hollow the girths of the saddle gave away and he felt it slipping from

under him. He seized it by the pommel and endeavored to hold it firm,

but in vain, and had just time to save himself by clasping old Gunpowder

round the neck, when the saddle fell to the earth, and he heard it

trampled under foot by his pursuer. For a moment the terror of Hans Van

Ripper’s wrath passed across his mind, for it was his Sunday saddle; but

this was no time for petty fears; the goblin was hard on his haunches,

and (unskilled rider that he was) he had much ado to maintain his seat,

sometimes slipping on one side, sometimes on another, and sometimes

jolted on the high ridge of his horse’s back-bone with a violence that

he verily feared would cleave him asunder.

An opening in the trees now cheered him with the hopes that the church

bridge was at hand. The wavering reflection of a silver star in the

bosom of the brook told him that he was not mistaken. He saw the walls

of the church dimly glaring under the trees beyond. He recollected the

place where Brom Bones’ ghostly competitor had disappeared. “If I can

but reach that bridge,” thought Ichabod, “I am safe.” Just then he heard

the black steed panting and blowing close behind him; he even fancied

that he felt his hot breath. Another convulsive kick in the ribs, and

old Gunpowder sprang upon the bridge; he thundered over the resounding

planks; he gained the opposite side; and now Ichabod cast a look behind

to see if his pursuer should vanish, according to rule, in a flash of

fire and brimstone. Just then he saw the goblin rising in his stirrups,

and in the very act of hurling his head at him. Ichabod endeavored to

dodge the horrible missile, but too late. It encountered his cranium

with a tremendous crash; he was tumbled headlong into the dust, and

Gunpowder, the black steed, and the goblin rider passed by like a

whirlwind.

The next morning the old horse was found, without his saddle and with

the bridle under his feet, soberly cropping the grass at his master’s

gate. Ichabod did not make his appearance at breakfast; dinner-hour

came, but no Ichabod. The boys assembled at the school-house and

strolled idly about the banks of the brook; but no schoolmaster. Hans

Van Ripper now began to feel some uneasiness about the fate of poor

Ichabod and his saddle. An inquiry was set on foot, and after diligent

investigation they came upon his traces. In one part of the road leading

to the church was found the saddle trampled in the dirt; the tracks of

horses’ hoofs, deeply dented in the road and evidently at furious speed,

were traced to the bridge, beyond which, on the bank of a broad part of

the brook, where the water ran deep and black, was found the hat of the

unfortunate Ichabod, and close beside it a spattered pumpkin.

The brook was searched, but the body of the schoolmaster was not to be

discovered. Hans Van Ripper, as executor of his estate, examined the

bundle which contained all his worldly effects. They consisted of two

shirts and a half, two stocks for the neck, a pair or two of worsted

stockings, an old pair of corduroy small-clothes, a rusty razor, a book

of psalm tunes full of dog’s ears, and a broken pitch-pipe. As to the

books and furniture of the school-house, they belonged to the community,

excepting Cotton Mather’s History of Witchcraft, a New England Almanac,

and a book of dreams and fortune-telling; in which last was a sheet of

foolscap much scribbled and blotted in several fruitless attempts to

make a copy of verses in honor of the heiress of Van Tassel. These magic

books and the poetic scrawl were forthwith consigned to the flames

by Hans Van Ripper, who from that time forward determined to send his

children no more to school, observing that he never knew any good

come of this same reading and writing. Whatever money the schoolmaster

possessed--and he had received his quarter’s pay but a day or

two before--he must have had about his person at the time of his

disappearance.

The mysterious event caused much speculation at the church on the

following Sunday. Knots of gazers and gossips were collected in the

churchyard, at the bridge, and at the spot where the hat and pumpkin

had been found. The stories of Brouwer, of Bones, and a whole budget of

others were called to mind, and when they had diligently considered them

all, and compared them with the symptoms of the present case, they shook

their heads and came to the conclusion that Ichabod had been carried

off by the galloping Hessian. As he was a bachelor and in nobody’s debt,

nobody troubled his head any more about him, the school was removed to

a different quarter of the hollow and another pedagogue reigned in his

stead.

It is true an old farmer, who had been down to New York on a visit

several years after, and from whom this account of the ghostly adventure

was received, brought home the intelligence that Ichabod Crane was still

alive; that he had left the neighborhood, partly through fear of the

goblin and Hans Van Ripper, and partly in mortification at having been

suddenly dismissed by the heiress; that he had changed his quarters to a

distant part of the country, had kept school and studied law at the same

time, had been admitted to the bar, turned politician, electioneered,

written for the newspapers, and finally had been made a justice of

the Ten Pound Court. Brom Bones too, who shortly after his rival’s

disappearance conducted the blooming Katrina in triumph to the altar,

was observed to look exceedingly knowing whenever the story of Ichabod

was related, and always burst into a hearty laugh at the mention of the

pumpkin; which led some to suspect that he knew more about the matter

than he chose to tell.

The old country wives, however, who are the best judges of these

matters, maintain to this day that Ichabod was spirited away by

supernatural means; and it is a favorite story often told about the

neighborhood round the intervening fire. The bridge became more than

ever an object of superstitious awe, and that may be the reason why the

road has been altered of late years, so as to approach the church by the

border of the mill-pond. The schoolhouse, being deserted, soon fell to

decay, and was reported to be haunted by the ghost of the unfortunate

pedagogue; and the plough-boy, loitering homeward of a still summer

evening, has often fancied his voice at a distance chanting a melancholy

psalm tune among the tranquil solitudes of Sleepy Hollow.

POSTSCRIPT

FOUND IN THE HANDWRITING OF MR. KNICKERBOCKER.

THE preceding tale is given almost in the precise words in which I heard

it related at a Corporation meeting of the ancient city of Manhattoes,

at which were present many of its sagest and most illustrious burghers.

The narrator was a pleasant, shabby, gentlemanly old fellow in

pepper-and-salt clothes, with a sadly humorous face, and one whom

I strongly suspected of being poor, he made such efforts to be

entertaining. When his story was concluded there was much laughter and

approbation, particularly from two or three deputy aldermen who had

been asleep the greater part of the time. There was, however, one tall,

dry-looking old gentleman, with beetling eyebrows, who maintained a

grave and rather severe face throughout, now and then folding his arms,

inclining his head, and looking down upon the floor, as if turning a

doubt over in his mind. He was one of your wary men, who never laugh but

upon good grounds--when they have reason and the law on their side.

When the mirth of the rest of the company had subsided and silence was

restored, he leaned one arm on the elbow of his chair, and sticking the

other akimbo, demanded, with a slight but exceedingly sage motion of the

head and contraction of the brow, what was the moral of the story and

what it went to prove.

The story-teller, who was just putting a glass of wine to his lips as a

refreshment after his toils, paused for a moment, looked at his inquirer

with an air of infinite deference, and, lowering the glass slowly to the

table, observed that the story was intended most logically to prove--

“That there is no situation in life but has its advantages and

pleasures--provided we will but take a joke as we find it;

“That, therefore, he that runs races with goblin troopers is likely to

have rough riding of it.

“Ergo, for a country schoolmaster to be refused the hand of a Dutch

heiress is a certain step to high preferment in the state.”

The cautious old gentleman knit his brows tenfold closer after this

explanation, being sorely puzzled by the ratiocination of the syllogism,

while methought the one in pepper-and-salt eyed him with something of a

triumphant leer. At length he observed that all this was very well, but

still he thought the story a little on the extravagant--there were one

or two points on which he had his doubts.

“Faith, sir,” replied the story-teller, “as to that matter, I don’t

believe one-half of it myself.”

D. K.

L’ENVOY.*

Go, little booke, God send thee good passage,

And specially let this be thy prayere,

Unto them all that thee will read or hear,

Where thou art wrong, after their help to call,

Thee to correct in any part or all.

CHAUCER’S Belle Dame sans Mercie.

IN concluding a second volume of the Sketch Book the Author cannot but

express his deep sense of the indulgence with which his first has been

received, and of the liberal disposition that has been evinced to treat

him with kindness as a stranger. Even the critics, whatever may be

said of them by others, he has found to be a singularly gentle and

good-natured race; it is true that each has in turn objected to some

one or two articles, and that these individual exceptions, taken in the

aggregate, would amount almost to a total condemnation of his work; but

then he has been consoled by observing that what one has particularly

censured another has as particularly praised; and thus, the encomiums

being set off against the objections, he finds his work, upon the whole,

commended far beyond its deserts.

* Closing the second volume of the London edition.

He is aware that he runs a risk of forfeiting much of this kind favor by

not following the counsel that has been liberally bestowed upon him; for

where abundance of valuable advice is given gratis it may seem a man’s

own fault if he should go astray. He only can say in his vindication

that he faithfully determined for a time to govern himself in his second

volume by the opinions passed upon his first; but he was soon brought to

a stand by the contrariety of excellent counsel. One kindly advised him

to avoid the ludicrous; another to shun the pathetic; a third assured

him that he was tolerable at description, but cautioned him to leave

narrative alone; while a fourth declared that he had a very pretty knack

at turning a story, and was really entertaining when in a pensive mood,

but was grievously mistaken if he imagined himself to possess a spirit

of humor.

Thus perplexed by the advice of his friends, who each in turn closed

some particular path, but left him all the world beside to range in,

he found that to follow all their counsels would, in fact, be to stand

still. He remained for a time sadly embarrassed, when all at once the

thought struck him to ramble on as he had begun; that his work being

miscellaneous and written for different humors, it could not be expected

that any one would be pleased with the whole; but that if it should

contain something to suit each reader, his end would be completely

answered. Few guests sit down to a varied table with an equal appetite

for every dish. One has an elegant horror of a roasted pig; another

holds a curry or a devil in utter abomination; a third cannot tolerate

the ancient flavor of venison and wild-fowl; and a fourth, of truly

masculine stomach, looks with sovereign contempt on those knick-knacks

here and there dished up for the ladies. Thus each article is in

condemned in its turn, and yet amidst this variety of appetites seldom

does a dish go away from the table without being tasted and relished by

some one or other of the guests.

With these considerations he ventures to serve up this second volume in

the same heterogeneous way with his first; simply requesting the reader,

if he should find here and there something to please him, to rest

assured that it was written expressly for intelligent readers like

himself; but entreating him, should he find anything to dislike, to

tolerate it, as one of those articles which the author has been obliged

to write for readers of a less refined taste.

To be serious: The author is conscious of the numerous faults and

imperfections of his work, and well aware how little he is disciplined

and accomplished in the arts of authorship. His deficiencies are also

increased by a diffidence arising from his peculiar situation. He finds

himself writing in a strange land, and appearing before a public

which he has been accustomed from childhood to regard with the highest

feelings of awe and reverence. He is full of solicitude to deserve their

approbation, yet finds that very solicitude continually embarrassing his

powers and depriving him of that case and confidence which are necessary

to successful exertion. Still, the kindness with which he is treated

encourages him to go on, hoping that in time he may acquire a steadier

footing; and thus he proceeds, half venturing, half shrinking, surprised

at his own good-fortune and wondering at his own temerity.

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